SMBC Theater VidCast - Mana Energy Potion

[ScoriumTheVA]

The last time I tried one of those things I reeled at the smell, my throat burned for a week, and I couldn't even finish the bottle.

Please tell me you're all troll'n. D:

[Bonovasitch]

Mana Energy Potion: Tastes so divine.

[metalquotationmarks]

you guys look a lil' blazed mario emoticon deploy d[:-{D

[Ameadragon]

I've tried that stuff.... it actually tastes pretty horrible.

*blegh*

[ferki1234567]

@Ameadragon They're like those 5-hour-energy thingers. Not intended to be consumed because of how delicious they taste. :P

Also, a complete waste of money. All you're paying for is the food colouring and the cool-looking bottle. Gamers are the easiest people to market to in the universe.

[DigitB]

The stuff that they're drinking tastes like grass.

[TemporalOnline]

Gummy bears? haha!

[Pizzachu1]

Jesus could have just put up a totem

[TheHamrabiSquad]

Those actually taste pretty bad

[seanfenrir]

@TheHamrabiSquad I heard that Heathans hate the taste :P

[TubeofDestiny]

drink mana potion, then...

TOUCH HIM ON THE

cheek ! :D

[kingblargle]

yea pound that down jesus!

[DamienHell]

Buddha and Jesus, powered by mana. WOW all the jokes I could make from that.

[MrHaza2]

What is actually in those potions?

[somercet1]

Mana. Which, according to the Bible, is locusts.

[Smokatronic]

@somercet1 Negative, mana is a bread that falls from the sky on the wandering desert nomads, according to the Iron Age fairy tale story book written by said nomads.

[VannahWilson]

@Smokatronic Um, you're thinking of MANNA.

[komninosm]

@VannahWilson Manna (Hebrew: מָ‏ן‎) or Manna wa Salwa (Arabic: مَنّ‎, Kurdish: gezo, Persian: ترنجبين), sometimes or archaically spelled mana, is the name of a food that God provided for the Israelites during their travels in the desert as recorded in the Bible.

[VannahWilson]

@komninosm I know that. I don't recall asking for a definition.

[komninosm]

@VannahWilson no, but you said it is "manna" and not "mana" and I showed you that archaically it is indeed spelled "mana" too. I was not giving a definition, I was quoting wikipedia.

[VannahWilson]

@somercet1 Where in the hell did you draw that conclusion??

[Cotybruyere]

They are a brand of energy drinks that you can buy from comic book stores.

[Hakudohshi]

@MrHaza2 Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, and Red Food Coloring.

Also, MAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!­!

[basser]

Holy god they've got iron stomachs. I chugged one of those things at PAX and ended up spewing blue vomit into the nearest trash can.

[rsmithlal]

wow guys, im surprised and happy that there are actually intelligent and unflaming comments so far llol =) keep doing what you do!! you might make the idiots on youtube spontaneously combust!!

[jjurusz]

Yeah, I gotta go with the "Tastes like laundry detergent" comment earlier. I love the concept, love the packaging, love the marketing, just HATE taste. Having tried both the mana and health ones now, I understand why there's a cooldown on potions: you'd uncontrollably vomit if you DIDN'T wait a minimum of a minute.

On the other hand, this could be an incidiously subtle commentary on the effect organized religion has on the minds of the masses, leading them to unreasonable actions. Nah.

[thepengestration]

Intelligent Youtube comments?! You don't say! :)

[ApplePiePodDuex]

Yesss internet recognitionnnn

[lifeb4u]

Zach is the sexiest Jesus! :D

[AverageJoeHacks]

Why is sacrilcious!

[Rhademanthus]

Excellent pun, good sir.

[RoyLeeIV]

Zach is an excellent Jesus.

[ajr2006]

he does both still

[Akanikoto]

They still do the comics. If you don't like the sketch show, don't watch it. Not that difficult of a concept.

[antichason]

actually he's farmed off production of the comics to a group of Eastern European "comic farmers". This is the same group that brings you such classic webcomics as "Diesel Sweeties", "XKCD", and "Questionable Content"

[jbruder]

Man, I would really like to meet the funny guy that makes such hilarious comments. Maybe there is an Eastern European farm for such people, too.

[ApplePiePodDuex]

That shit tastes like laundry detergent.

[Pandor25]

Thats the nectar of the gods... if they existed

[mikeyrox666]

Lol "pound that shit jesus!"

[RageTreb]

I cracked up at "Pound that shit, Jesus."

5 stars

[gazbostuart]

lmao

That was beautiful

[HarryisI]

They should have worked in

"Sacrilicious".

[telanis9]

best.  comment. ever.

[FreshmanThesis]

Yes. Very yes.

[ColtonPhillips]

haha i love how you slipped that in.

[jrhather]

Thats what she said?

[SymmetricalDocking]

Trying to convince people to drink those things? This is more cruel than any comic you have ever written.

[ZMoreland04]

Ha ha...Pound that shit, Jesus.

[lodevijk]

THe best vid you've made thus far! Nice!

[FueledByRock]

That's great. I'd need the endorsement of Allah as well, though, to fully be convinced this was a drink I must drink.

YEARGH

[christophe971]

zach is sooo a stoner :)

[keyboardtalk]

Lol

[justinfrost]

a bit on the nose.

[InkyBloc]

Comment!

[thistlewood]

lololololl

[gabrielpoissant]

i dress up whenever i drink anything too

[theboredone]

rofl best comment