Enter The Dojo, Episode 5: Kill Face

[walmartian555]

lol seinfeld glove hand model meme

[Brush19138]

Aww poor Cynthia

[WiiMan25]

Cynthia and the camera guy disliked this.

[medicatedsaint]

Kill faces flying all over the dojo...lol :D

[BeldansFire]

someone needs to dub master kens voice over an Obama speech

[arsimckhoi]

the important thing is to get cut less than the other guy- wait what?

[Numbah1Namek]

Cynthia's hott

[ikarihik]

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo good!

[KiribiKiribiMacaco]

1:30 "Having a kill face is like walking around with a loaded gun in your pocket. Except it's not in your pocket... it's in your face!" (eyebrow raise)

[mesha001717]

Press 5 for the most epic kill face

[friedasian]

LMFAO so do chinese restaurants 

[FishTacoFTW]

2 people got Ken's kill face.

[rubylorinczi]

ahahah when he shoes the kill face, love it.. and Anthony is just standing there. ahaha

[barrettokarate]

LOL Ken and Cynthia 3:46

Ken: "Cynthia, if I had to give that face a name it wouldn't be kill face. It would be kitten face."

Cynthia: "I like kittens."

Ken: "So do Chinese restaurants."

[alexcolman1]

jajajaja this is funny and that rachel chik man, she makes me wanna throwup. nasty women jajaja

[jiggahippo]

WOW! my ex wife has that kill face down pat! AND THATS WHEN WE WERE HAVING SEX!

[ProfRaphaello]

kill face flying all around the dojo!

[john666x1]

when i put on my kill face people will go down the go down laughing

[pedicalc7]

Rachel executed the kill face with out stretching now her face is stuck in the kill position.

[SBNMario]

Cynthia is beautiful!

[TheJeh1020]

I think he trains at ATA

[HayashiKensei]

I like kittens.

So do Chinese restaurants.

[damnhereiam]

I dont want to be cut. I practice kill face twice a day.

[MrKahuna54]

"Enter The Dojo" should become a tv show. It would be awesome!

[NewHopeAcupuncture]

"Having a good kill face is like walking around with a loaded gun in your pocket. Only it's not in your pocket. It's in your face."

[ibuchanan82]

@uskakenpo try shifting the tension from the end of your right eyebrow to the centre of your face and simultaneously opening your eyes while you tense the rest of your facial muscles, I tried it this way and killed my hamster who was 5 feet away at the time, I was alerted by the smell of burning fur and flesh.

[KonaRiderLaura]

Anthony looks like one of the camera crew from "Kenny Vs Spenny" !!!

[NickKano11]

Why does Anthony keep going to the classes? LMAO. 

[hart7668]

@NickKano11 "Cheaper than the movies" lol

[G1ngerD4n]

i love anthony, so funny

[jissenteki]

Soooo funny!

[IrishMorgenstern]

That mustache deserves a black belt all it's own!

[tgnrogue]

"Some say he always wears a helmet to hide his Kill Face. All we know is he's The Stig!"

[oldsgtmajusmc]

heheh makes me laugh- 

[uskakenpo]

Been working on my kill face, on my cat, all she does is meow wanting to be fed (I must be doing something wrong)

[quiteawful]

haha billy's kill face

and rachel's kill face shows the typical crappy martial arts thing where certain students get preferential treatment regardless of what they do

[visiting31]

LOL Billy taking a knee

[Djninja97]

Poor Cynthia she broke down and started crying

[quiteawful]

i know from experience how that orange belt guy feels D:

[derKleineEremit]

"The first thing you need to know about a knife fight, is that your are going to get cut. The important thing is to get cut less than the other guy.". So true. Keep up the good work guys, you're truly stellar!

[platanero92]

WHERE'S EPISODE 6?!?!?!?!?!?

[Meetretvets]

fucking funny xD

[sevengone]

3:55. I'm chinese and i approve this message.

[omega2009ful]

master ken is awsome

[omega2009ful]

bullshit

[MoonStarPictures]

You guys are AWESOME!!! Great job Matt!

[Andyman0me]

Lol, there's always one retard that clicks dislike to something fantastic like this. More videos please guys! Hilarious!

[BigGiantFilms]

@cornmaster1000 Seems like you give a big ol' damn. I don't blame you. 15 channel views and 0 upload views. Yeah. I'd be angry too.

[Shindai]

4:40 holy shit it's Shelly Duvall xD

[LeatheFirebender]

"You're right, toys are much more dangerous. One time when I was a kid, I slipped on a skateboard and broke my arm."

That's right! Stand up to Ken :D

[Jessefrmz]

I hope this guys make it to t.v. Master Ken is the best. Os!! I am Ameri-do-te.

[MrJamesakeller]

I agree with Darkstar321. When I was in high school I read in a Conan novel that Conan's smile was so intimidating because his eyes didn't move when he smiled. For the next year or so I practiced that 2 or 3 times whenever I went to the bathroom. Eventually I had a pretty creepy smile. It never killed anyone but it has deterred some people from messing with me.

[BigDaddyWarfare14]

Thumbs up for Racheal's Kill Face

[BigGiantFilms]

Hey, wait! If mirrors are "opposite" and you throw a "killface" at a mirror, isn't it somehow now a "liveface"? That camera operator should be fine...

[Cornmaster1000]

@BigGiantFilms

or maybe a "live ass"? who knows for sure?

[AdminTheKing]

You want my opinion 100% percent mister dojojojo?i am fucking athlete up to 10 years i know almost all the fighting styles moves etc.and trust me if you ever try to sell me a bullshit like the KILL FACE the only one who will get hurt is you...there is NO such a thing guys believe it or not....some people can cause you some fear with the KILL FACE...but its only SOME fear no ULTIMATE FEAR no KILLING nothing....okay?so if you talk with KILL FACE i will talk with FIST!! got it?good...Nice bullshit!

[Darkstar321]

@AdminTheKing This is a satire. And I doubt you are a real martial artist. I think you're just a guy who takes things way too seriously. A real 'Kill Face' isn't a magic you win technique, it's actually the practiced art of intimidating people. As in someone's getting near you, doesn't know you, and you want them to back off. You look like you're gonna floor em. It's not just a glare but it's a lot of parts people reading.

[Cornmaster1000]

@AdminTheKing

are you waiting for the applause? no one is impressed by a dumbass moronic 17 year old who cant find a better way to vent his anger of his boyfriend leaving him other than to make himself look like an ignorant asswipe. a guy on facebook had a meltdown because a guy he hates just called them "best friends" in a photo. because no1 else will say this, NO ONE GIVES A DAMN.

[JORDANVITALIJWIRMAN]

@AdminTheKing Dude, I am sorry I have to call you on one thing and one thing only: 10 years is not enough to learn all the concepts of fighting and martial arts, a LIFETIME is not enough to know ALL the fighting styles and moves because that is so much information it is impossible to master in ten years. Also fighting "moves" are irrelevant and do not matter; fighting concepts and self defense concepts are relevent and they are what count... There is no way you can master that much in 10 years.

[Chad01234]

Reminds me of the Office. Love it.

[TaeKwonDoJosh]

Lol awsome:)

[Brokocot]

Thumb up if kwonkickers brought you here

[arsimckhoi]

killfaces flying all around the dojo! This is what happens!

[arsimckhoi]

rachel uses her killface at the zoo? does she use it on the tigers?

[sha36337]

Excellent... top notch

[Emzfit]

haha As always quality stuff. Is that model trained by zoolander?!

[sensaidragonfly]

omg man i love this... i needed this laugh..

[khairuleven]

omg ths is more hilarious than the previous..

[MariaMikha1]

well it's funny but not too funny so I am surprised there's no dislikes. I won't dislike this video coz "all likes" make me believe in unicorns and Santa now!

[dubnutter]

Chuck Norris laughs at your kill face

[nlim001]

Close your eyes and Master Ken becomes Obama!!!!

[yallahyimshi]

@nlim001 lol so true :D

[streetdreamz210]

@nlim001 holy shit!

[bladesaint21]

@nlim001 OMG He sounds just like him!

[Caeviens]

My Kill Face caused the Paint to Peel off the Walls of My Dojo.

[lemark33]

brilliant. more please.



[kahmial001]

Is Bullshit like his catch phrase?? :D

[randal2477]

Wow, how come I've never seen this before??? Funny as hell!

[Jehuty989]

@randal2477 hahaha this is their newest episode

[VeryLongProductions]

hahahaha best one yet guys!!! keep it up!!! xD

[n10sRed]

I just killed my kittens with my kill face :D

[MrGarky]

Or satire. Or whatever you call it. lol

[MrGarky]

This is so hilarious because it's such an accurate parody.

[1tariqhamza]

@MrGarky

haha its hilarious but

parody of what exactly ?

[JORDANVITALIJWIRMAN]

@1tariqhamza See the instructor Master Ken; there are actual instructors of martial arts JUST like him; no difference whatsoever.

[1tariqhamza]

@JORDANVITALIJWIRMAN

really ??

well I have personally not seen someone as bad personally, but ,why does the black belt magazine ever bother documenting these BLASPHEMOUS martial artists ? I mean , they have got a standard .

[MrGarky]

@1tariqhamza The proper term is probably "satire" but it's making fun of all those instructors who claim to have these super secret murder death kill techniques that are so deadly they cannot be practiced.

There's real-world instructors who actually try to make people believe that stuff like this works, and instead of proving it, they just bully anyone who is skeptical into either conforming or leaving (similar to a cult). Just like this Master Ken character.

[hotpopcorncake]

lol

[eaglekvb]

why does that guy still learn there if he thinks everything there is dumb lol

[KenpoGer1]

awesome guys!

[AKDSKENPO]

love the A.K.K.S posters in the back ground !!! As a Kenpo Instructor Ive seen and know a lot of master Ken's out there ..... keep up the great work. thanks for the laugh

[JimDCPP]

I was just wondering what I should do with my advanced class tonight and this showed up in my inbox. We'll be doing Kill Face practice all night! Thanks Master Ken!

[KralleCR]

ineed more,guys!!LOTS MORE!!!!

[mlmiller49]

Rachel scares me and I'm fearless.

[CommCoach73]

Awesome!!! So what i learned was that the kill-face is even more powerful than the traditional 'ki-aye'...groovy! ;)

[JohnnyJujutsuka]

More pearls of wisdom from Master Ken, the man who puts the "Oh" in o-sensei...

[DaArtfulVlogger]

It's in your face!

[PenCrisis]

This remind me of the office, but in a dojo.

[e22378]

LOL fucking epic!!!

[twinswithcurls]

these are so good!

[larssonk22]

please dye your hair blonde one time, and shout Shoryuken!

[fdiaz05]

Great show! Wish I could contribute more.  Please keep them coming!

[zalandur1234]

awesome!!! keep em coming!!!

[jaredgiese]

Kitten Face haha



[jmo8yfo]

"I use my kill face at the bar, & noone comes near me... NO ONE" ha ha ha

[fooksau]

Kill face.....Just killed my monitor!

[RonSchinners]

kill face..use the frying pan

[daaniejel]

"I like kittens"

So do Chinese restaurants

[AmphibianStudios]

@daaniejel delicious little things.

[utubesqueeze]

"I used my kill face all the time!" - love Rachel :)

[PwnageCraft]

2ed



[utubesqueeze]

Woohoo!!