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[Cali978]

@damencullen haha really? death? LOL wow

[afarrcry]

I'm pissed because your videos don't show up in my subscription list! GRRR!

[twidanni]

omg finally im not the only one who watches the comentary thank god! lol ps make more vids girlll we miss you:)

[RedderApollo]

post some new goddam videos BETCH!

[T0ujoursPur]

hahaha IM GETTING THERE

I need to finish my room so I can get some privacy xD

then I will I promise ;D

[T0ujoursPur]

lol uhh i dont remember what i said in this video but I dont think I wouldve complimented rob... I hate his acting

[T0ujoursPur]

pppppppppffffffffffffffffffttt­tttttttttttt LOLOLOL

[DanakatTV]

I loved New Moon. It was a huge step up from Twilight. I'm glad Chris Weitz gave the fans a chance to see the meadow the way it SHOULD have been in Twilight (I liked Twilight but I still have issues with it) If anyone can make Breaking freaking Dawn make sense and look good on screen - it's Chris Weitz. Taylor and Kristen had good chemistry yeah. When Taylor said "don't get me upset" I think he must have known how funny it sounded. It was cute LOL.

[goldeneyes90]

i think the blinking and stuttering of kristen are part of her performance. Like Bella is so affected by Edward presence that she can't even talk right. I like that part... I take it as good acting. With Jacob she's more natural but I don't like them together so... I love the proposal scene, Rob's smile was just breathtaking... :D

[T0ujoursPur]

people have been trying to convince me that its just her acting as bella and i would believe it, way more so with this movie... but she does it in all the other films shes in too.

Is she bella in all of them? no, she just doesnt know how to act or transition LOL

[MademoisellGabrielle]

Unfortunately, I have to agree with you. As much as I like her, the girl is almost the same character in every movie she acts in. I'm really anxious to see how she does as Joan Jett... I mean... I wonder if she'll be able to pull it off...?

[redhot654]

@T0ujoursPur

completely agreed, even in her younger movies she's the same

[hispanicarab]

i've been waiting to watch this

and am not dissapointed

i love dakota though :)

[Fantasylover7]

*lol* "...I freakin' need you" *makingkissingnoises* I laughed so hard at this part! xDDD

I hate them too cause they recast Rachelle! :-/

I really liked the movie although I think at some points you are right. Sometimes it's a bit disturbing how Kristen acts but i guess that's how it's supposed to be.... that's like Bella is around Edward....

But I hardly can stand the scene after the birthday party where she asks him to kiss her.... Rob's groaning is just so.. i don't know disturbing? xD

[ohhkayythatsscooll]

hahahaha everytime rob and kristen kissed they like lightly pecked for a second and then started like sighing and grunting and it sounded like they were dying.

[phylimoon]

I loved this movie! It made me feel all the things the book made me feel. I totally agree with the chemistry between rob and stew, it wasn't there but her blubbering I think is because that is how Bella is around Edward. Their relationship is just not natural and light like her and jacob's. I was really bummed and bored and edward came back. my heart broke when jacob was begging bella to stay. ouch!

[chemicalxbooshxlover]

I thought Taylor was doing well until the moodswings thing, he is the least imtimadating person ever.

And what about at the beginning when Bert's walking towards her in the car park with the slow motion? I completly pissed myself laughing at that, And when you see them running through the woods. I hope they were meant to be funny 'cos they were fucking hilarious.

[Fantasylover7]

@chemicalxbooshxlover

Me and my sister laughed so hard to at the parking lot scene! It's just so funny! xD

[mandacoon]

oh my god yes, someone finally agrees with me on how horrible that soundtrack and song placement was.

[x3OhEmGeex3]

Slow claps for what you said on Taylor and Kstew having better chemistry.

I now know why they added the blue tint in the first film, bert looked like a corpse walking around without it. I was grossed the fuck out.

I love my bb, Dakota. Igaf

I didn't like this movie as much, don't get me wrong the cinematography was awesome. But I don't know it was too choppy and I expected to laugh more. I just chuckled. idk idk I need to watch it a second time

[TWILIGHTCRAZY95]

At least I'm not the only one who can't take Jacob seriously. I don't know why, but i just laughed at him so many times. It's like when your little brother comes up to you and tries to have a serious conversation. It's cute he wants to hang with the big dogs, but you have to laugh because he is just so immature. Taylor's scene in the rain...was hilarious. I couldn't take him seriously when he had water going in his mouth. He looked like a drowning rat.

[DazzleMeRobert1]

the "break up" scene between "jacob and bella" was hot though. hahha.

[OhEdwardCullen]

I am upset they recast rachelle. Racelle left such an imprint on me as victoria that i actually ahd a dream/nighmare thingy with her as victoria, it was pretty scary tbh. i am peeved that they are replacing her. xx

[jaykay1615]

2:11-2:32 PREACH! Oh my goodness said the exact same thing when I watched the movie.

And when Taylor goes "Don't get me upset" I didn't laugh..however I cracked the fuck up when he continued with "Things are going to get very ugly" and his voice cracks lol

[GoldenOnyx17]

Ah I friggin need you, I thought you were dead. haha. Tech I agree with you on pretty much everything. You're the best ranter. You should see shane dawson's newest vid on New Moon and bella's stuttering.

[crystalbtrfly07]

The Victoria scenes were awesome! I love that they made her hair more red. I've always thought Rachelle was perfect, and I was so ticked off when they recast her. The whole schedule conflict thing was lame! I'm convinced that they were just looking for an excuse to switch her out with Bryce Dallas Howard. Eclipse is Victoria's movie, and I'm so sad that Rachelle doesn't get to do it.

The crack was a great idea! Their skin is supposed to be like marble or whatever, so it makes total sense.

[MademoisellGabrielle]

Helloooo matey! My favorite scene was with Victoria as well. I'm so pissed about her not being in Eclipse because she's pretty much perfect.

[kaybabe254]

LOL I laughed out loud when he got "upset" at the movie theater. It literally went like:

Mike: "I don't feel good."

Bella: "Maybe you should go home."

Mike: "Yeah I don't handle horror movies well."

Jacob: "Maybe you should leave." -supposed to be scary-

Mike: "What?"

Jacob: "You said you weren't feeling well. Maybe you should see a DOCTOR."

Like... WTF? I was expecting Mike to be like, "Maybe I should see a DOCTOR." I don't know why they thought that was a scary line...

[nettexoxo]

BAHHA PAIN CONSTIPATED FACES!!!

[chicanaxXxpirate]

OMG FINALLY someone who shares the same opinion on the EPICNESS of the scene where Rachelle givies Clearwater a heart attack!

PURE GENIUS.

Those parts were beautiful.

Rachelle=amazing.

[LuluBelle007]

dude, you need to start interacting with less lame people? pretty much every single person i talked to said that was their fav scene

[T0ujoursPur]

lol sooo true

[LuluBelle007]

tech, wheres the hatred gone!!!!!! lol

you focused on the good stuff!!! which is good too (cos i too thought there were some pretty decent things about the film) but i kinda miss the venom:)

[chicanaxXxpirate]

So? This makes me lame? Thanks, that's a lovely compliment.

[LuluBelle007]

it makes all the people (theres a FINALLY in your comment so I assume there were quite a few) who didnt agree with you lame.

[chicanaxXxpirate]

ah okay i see, nah it's not that they disagreed with me, it's that no one says that was their favorite scene

[twihardtwilightfan]

i liked the end scene when they were deciding bella's fate and emmett was like 'i vote hell ya!'. everyone else in that scene was so so.

[2ndwormtail]

the entire movie was dreadful to me. and the annoying fangirls were making it worse. BUT MICHEAL SHEEN WAS THE SHIT. he was i gotta say, the only reason i thought the movie was decent. fuck the wolves and the cullens. and that annoying emo chick whose name i shall not mention.

micheal sheen shouldnt be in such a failure. he's an excellent actor.

omfg, the ost made me wanna walk out the theatre. reason why i hate todays music.

[mlola619]

if you're going to criticize everything except MICHAEL Sheen, at least spell his name right.

if you hate the movie so much, just don't watch anything twilight related ever again....

[2ndwormtail]

i cant spell micheal. my three friends who are called micheal complains about it. i cant help it. its like spellling a very difficult word.

i dont watch twilight related stuff. but i love tech and her videos always make my day. so i watch her videos regardless of its content.

[hispanicarab]

doesn't that go for you watching her videos too?

[mlola619]

what do you mean?

[flawlessxangel]

Taylor was good until he started to have all his mood swings...boy is not intimidating what so ever

AND I can't believe you forgot to talk about the scene at the end where Alice looks into the future and sees Edward and Vamp Bella like skipping through the forest. I REALLY hope that that was meant to be funny because that ridiculously hilarious.

[T0ujoursPur]

oh Ill talk about that scene in the next video ;D

[TikiTyler9]

Hahahaha. You're kind of my hero chica. Yes, thank you. No matter what you think of Taylor's acting, I'm so glad you agreed with me that he and Kstew had SO much more chem than her and freaking Rob. NO PASSION. And I just want you to know... WE SHARE THE SAME FAV SCENE! The wolves chasing Vicky was so unexpected and I totally adored that part best. the CGI when Jake watches her vanish into the water was EPIC.

Great vid girl. Always love to hear from you.

[JaeAndFarah]

I like the straw.

I know what to expect now. I've been waiting for this!!!

[ravenatmidnight]

I think Taylor was bad only because of the dialogue he had to say. I watched it a second time too and the first time I saw the movie I thought there was something weird about the outside scene (right after he's changed into a werewolf). I couldn't figure out what it was until I saw it a second time and I kept thinking - nobody says stuff like that! Same thing with the theater scene and the scene at Bella's house with Alice. I think the screenwriter needs to work on the dialogue for Jacob.

[Animorpha1]

lmao! yeah the kissing part, they should have had more passion for that kissing scene XD

[bellamia29]

hell yeah i thought the same things

[PhineasEtFerb21]

i thought taylor was really good

[redhot654]

As usual, totally agree with ya. Well, no. I thought Taylor was pretty good. But WTF is with the pizza turning into a freaking wrench!?

[chicanaxXxpirate]

It was just a transition from one day to another.

[redhot654]

um, maybe I wasn't clear enough, I know what it's purpose was but why did they use that? Bella's supposed to be clumsy as hell.

[T0ujoursPur]

well you can be clumsy and still be able to throw shit at people xD

jakes reflexes are amazing im sure he could handle it...

okay no im done making excuses, it was stupid.

[redhot654]

lmao thank you!

[mlola619]

TELL ME ABOUT IT!

RACHELLE WAS SO MUCH FREAKING WIN.

jesus, i will forever hate Summit for re-casting Rachelle. Summit fails so hard.

I have to agree the chase scene and volturi scenes were complete and total win!

the kiss scene definitely needed more passion though, but the acting was definitely ALOT better than twilight thank god

[eliroxxmysoxx]

yea i agree for the most part with u. i actually thought Taylor did a good job as Jacob.

and youre right when u say Kristen and taylor have WAY MORE CHEMISTRY!!!!!

seriously, kristen and rob have nothing. im sorry but thats the way i see it.

i would always laugh everytime rob and kristen kissed cuz it was just so damn funny.

uhh will u be making a second video??

[meeshell384]

Mike was definitely a highlight of the movie. But Jessica is the one who stole the whole thing in my eyes.  Her sarcastic comments about how stupid Bella is just made my day.

[humara88]

did anyone think the pizza scene was odd? who does that shit!

[BlackandWhiteScarf]

Hey, why aren't we talking about the second kstew/rpattz kiss? the one before he leaves her, I laughed a lot, I was so embarrassed for THEM! haha

[SoILoveCheese2011]

I completely agree. The movie was alright in those scenes with them in the shed working on the junk. It seemed completely normal believable shit.

[goodeone92]

I totally agree, Rachelle was the highlight of the enitre movie for me. I knew she was perfect in Twilight during the last scene. Her look of sadness and vendetta is pure genius. I'm very mad at Summit. To me, she was the only one who TRUELY acted like a vampire, wild and dangerous. And this new chick looks like a sweet model, not a hell bent vampire! I think though that Summit May give her another chance, with all the fan support, though.

[T0ujoursPur]

how are they going to give her another chance? Eclipse has already wrapped without her as victoria and Victoria isnt in breaking dawn

[goodeone92]

Oh well, then her butt is out for good. I didn't realize that they were that far in taping Eclipse... Hopefully they'll at least regret firing her.

[TuscanyFuture]

THANK YOU THANK YOU. Kristen/Taylor have better chemistry!!! Preach it!

[CarolineCullenx]

I agree with everything. None of my friends will listen to me when I say Taylor sucks, they are just focused on his body.

[YummyGummyLove]

but all in all. it was better than what the trailer lead me to believe

[YummyGummyLove]

RECASTED?! WHAT THE---- awhell....

one thing... no 2 things got to me about the movie...her bunching the dude in the face pissed me off, and the scene where Alice shows Aro Bella frolicking in the woods with Edward. what the f? i laughed so hard when i so that. cheesey!

[prettyinpunk4]

make a second vid!!!

[person10001]

Taylor was awful when he was trying to be angry, it was cuuuutttee! I hate Taylor though, TEAM HOBO!

[BelongerJ]

Totally agree.

But WHAT was with KStew and Rob prancing in Alice's vision of the future?!?! The entire theater completely burst out laughing at it.

[stfuarianne]

hahaha same here

[Infintinyzero]

THANK YOU!

[chicanaxXxpirate]

Saaame!

[igrivea]

YAY finally :))) ITA with everything except Taylor. He was exactly like the Jake I had in my head <3. KayTay chem was ftmfw! I say we boycott Eclipse for recasting Victoria, she was smashin' :D. Paul was effin hilar! That was some bad acting right there, i thought he was gonna puke LOL.You rock, me wuvs you.

[dramagirl94x]

you are SOOOO RIGHT edward and bella had to work for chemistry but taylor and kristen were really amazing!!

[WakeMyDreaams]

AGREE with the Kris/Tay chem. :)

[WakeMyDreaams]

Bella was epic fail. But besides her and a couple of other things, it was pretty good. And definitely better than Twilight.

[twidanni]

Taylor was pretty bad but in my theater some guy kept going " JACOB SMASH " JACOB ANGRY!! " it made it even worse for laughing I loved the CG effects too it was ten thousand times better then twilight.

[vampgirl95]

I really didn't like Kristen's acting it really sucked. I think Taylor and Robert were actually pretty good but you couldn't really believe Kristen's acting.

[letgo2217]

yeah new moon was 1000X better than twilight i thought rob and kristen's acting was alot better taylor was kinda bad though at some parts i just couldn't stop laughing. yeah kristen's usual stutter started and it was so funny when i saw it with one of my friends at one point when it was totally silent my friend is just like "my god can she please just breathe normally for once" i cracked up yeah its that noticeable lol yeah poor rob i was like please just put it back on lol

[estripe4]

I totally agree The Volturi ROCKED! But then again I love them in the books! Michael Sheen as Aro was BRILLIANT! The Volturi fight was EPIC!! The Wolf fight scene with Victoria was EPIC! I loved it Rachelle we will miss you! Oh and I agree Taylor and Kristen pulled it off with the Chemistry between then as Jacob and Bella! MIKE ROCKED I love that guy! The movie theater is my favorite scene with him! Hysterical! LOL The Humans were EPIC!!! LOVE THEM! Chris Weitz did a great job!

[brucaslove]

great review :)

well I agree with most parts, except I thought that Taylor wasn't that bad. IDK and I loved the Bella depression Kristen did a good job. And omgg Rob was actually good, I was surprised.

[InsaneSouthAsian]

One of the reasons why I personally liked the movie was because Bella was depressed. HAHAHA.

Except it seemed like Bella was turning Jacob down while playing with his abs.

Awkwardddd palm tree.

ANYWAY, I agree with everything you said. As usual heheee =)

[Sorakeyblademaster37]

Yay! It's finally up! I haven't seen it, but I've heard that it's better than Twilight, and yet it still sucked. Did Edward actually scream in the movie when he was tortured? I hope so. He was too much of a Gary-Stu to scream in the book, unfortunately. I've also heard that there was pretty much no way for Bella to not be portrayed as a manipulative bitch, so they just went with it. Is that true?

[xleftandleavingx]

lmao i thought taylor was pretty horrible, too. "don't get me upset, or things are going to get VERY ugly." i could not stop laughing.

[makianime13]

awsome,ive been waiting for this vid!

[josereyesisflash]

NICE, I have been waiting for your video.