#9 - Harper Seven Beckham

[paz4040]

apparently if there was a twin it was gonna be called quarter to eight.....

[nielss4]

You're mad as fuck!! I like..

[Roxiefication]

Lol @ the 'cumstain' tag, oh yeah and the video too

[sonnychibasamurai1]

hahahaahahah "cup and string." i hope you show up in a guy ritchie film in the future.

[joshwhitenack]

2:44 pause... yeahh.. hes stoned.

[makemusicbitches123]

i'd be your sex slave, i would PAY to be your sex slave and PAY you to fuck my brains out every night you sexy piece of manhood. literally, you're gorgeous

[blackprincegt]

id buy a ticket to that dumb hole birmingham that faggot lives in and id lurk in the shadows of his room til he fell asleep. Then id stick my cock in his nostril and take a fat slash! If i got caught by the old bill id use the rest of the cash to bail myself out then do it all over again except this time id shat in his eardrum

[Carpediem72398]

I'd buy you.

[billybobjoeftw]

'Cup and stringggggg,'

Quality :)

[mrslillianjordison]

gwenyth paltrow and the frontman of coldplay named their child, Apple.

a goddamn shame.

[dbhlnn]

I'd change my name to Space Fist Cat Warrior King Fuck, move in with your parents and hug them in a pickle suit.

Every. Day.

[satyagraha92]

great work, keep it up!

[waterlogged007]

Buy out NZ's supply of condoms, fill them with KY Jelly and through them at prostitutes

[lagranyo]

Awwww... you're going to be such a spoilt little brat because mommy is a multimillonaire socialiced. Awwwwwwwwwwww, I'd better balance it out by giving you a name like, oh i don't know, SPACE FIST CAT WARRIOR KING FUCK.

[iiMiller]

Harper Seven sounds like a beer or a missile. 

[Dudedudemoney]

I'd buy Layton Taylor Junior and make him my slave, and make him clip my thick yellow toe-nails and suck my 3 inch dick, Fuckin wanker he is.

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@Dudedudemoney I'd use my teeth ...

[Dudedudemoney]

@LaytonTaylorJunior Mmm

[megalaarrr]

@Dudedudemoney

Wtf?

[HostilePottery]

If I won 166 Million pounds, i would hire a specialist team of science researchers and human biologists to develope a way to give me the superhero ability known as piss wrists.

[xFiBREx]

if i won 166 million..

spaceship.

[NinjaaNut]

Why Does This Video Only Show My Veiws?

[NinjaaNut]

If I Won 166 Million Pounds, I Would Give It To All The Fat Kids To Spend At Burger King And McDonalds, Causing Them To Become morbidly Obese And DIE!

[911beere]

I'd invent and produce a cornhole cam/cleaner so that no one ever again will have to put up with dam dingleberries!!

[samalbion]

if i won that lottery i would buy the olson twins and make them lick hand made whippy cream made by made by midgets i have hired to make it of my nipples and ballsack. peace.

[waterlogged007]

I would cinstruct the biggest Cup and string in the world and use it to take the shit out of snobby rish bad named kids till they turn into porn stars

[waterlogged007]

I would cinstruct the biggest Cup and string in the world and use it to take the shit out of snobby rish bad naqmed kids till they turn into porn stars

[MrNeecap]

I would buy as many bitches as i could and have a big fuck in my office

[theepicshizz1]

if i wont 166 million dollars i would buy the biggest dildo ever and ram it up my exs ass until she lands on the moon....then dies with her massive streched ass hole then store all the spare cash inside her massive baggy ass.... * i quote she has been injected with semen.. and now is having a jewish child.. *

[Koiture]

166 million, is sufficient enough to buy me a rather massive butt-plug. With the remaining money left, I'll insert it in my rather stretched out anus ( butt-plugs tend to do that) only to fart it out and have it rain green on me. fuck.

[Mintydeadman]

I would sneak another sentence in the comment section, to see if I can double my chances on winning.

I'd still shit on that cat, though.

[SaladUK]

cup n striiiiing

[moosestashe]

1:33 sir junior is it because that's where poo comes from?

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@moosestashe ... and that.

[moosestashe]

@LaytonTaylorJunior and? (im intrigued)

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@moosestashe ... and that it's because where poo comes from ... nasty.

[moosestashe]

@LaytonTaylorJunior i mean you said and, so there must be another reason (not the poo thing)... erybody confuse

[tabbyek]

If I won 166 Million, I would change it into American dollars and set it on fire.

[xxxplicitrecordz]

Hi, I think I have the answer as to why the Beckhams choose such unusual names for their children.

It's because they are fucking idiots.

That is all.

[jackfoster1995]

I'd buy couple of tubs of lubricant and shove the money up my arse, with a few left over to get on a flight to a third world country and challenge all the poor people to pull out the money from my arse and watch as the disgusting slums grab at my hard earned cash...fuckin' yes

[xnxdrifterxnx]

i would buy a fuck load of manky hookers from serbia

[henteaandrei]

if id won 166 mill i would buy a small island in the middle of nowhere and i`d deport justin bieber and other fags just like him there ... after that i`d hire someone to go periodically and f#ck each one of them in the asshole with a big rubber d!ck

[Duvalalalala]

I'd drown myself in a gigantic jar of pickled onions

[arni1337]

wow im such a fan :D actually profilling my plan :D

[maorvanu]

It's simple.

A)Change my name to Steve ;-)

B)Buy a fuck ton of monkeys.

C)Name them all Steve ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

D)You know the rest of the story don't you....Your house is shit in the end anyway.

E)The rest of the money goes to drugs, sluts and science.

[blackstrobe1]

fukin rofled big time hahahaha fukin hell, *wipes tears*

[madhound007]

I woud buy al the tickets to a big festival just to piss everyone who wanted to go off. then id go to the festival and scream FUCK YOU while waving my middle finger around like someone with both tourettes and epilepsy. :)

[ReekyYetii]

with 166 million quid i would buy the moon and draw a giant penis on it!

[karlp365]

I would buy a tv channel and pay you to broadcast 24/7 and only have breaks to play your worst song ever and to show your free walking video. You still playing LBP and Deadnation? NITRO365

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@karlp365 alreeet sunshine! yes i do. I fuckin love it cheers again for that sunshine :D

[karlp365]

@LaytonTaylorJunior No worries i had to drop it in there to give me a better chance :P haha. BF3 soon we will have to play cause i only did PShome with u.

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@karlp365 YES BF3! Lol yeah Home :D

[carveriscool]

Butt-Fucking-Harper-Seven.

[Twiggerz95]

I'd buy 166,000,000,000 penny sweets, and drop them on an african village, crushing all within range of the sweet-bomb-fuck.

[tyle6]

I would buy myself a small country... maybe tuvalu... and change everyones names to contain a number just like mine.

[dlofnep27]

If i won £166 mill i would make sure that every boy on the planet was called a proper name like steve or alan and every girl called rachael or megan

[XTvMXGrifter]

If i won £166 million id change my name to fuck you and burn money infront of poor people

[SaladUK]

just.. just press 3 xD

[arni1337]

Matt , if id get you 100000 views , could i get a badly drawn penis and vagina please?

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@arni1337 yes ... yes. I'll film myself drawing it :)

[arni1337]

@LaytonTaylorJunior ok , i got the best idea ever to get u views :P

[254184tramo]

prostitutes 

[jamokstain]

If I won £166 million I would invite Michael Barrymore over to my swanky new pad for cheese and biscuits, feed him GHB through a straw, bugger him with a Fabergé Egg on the end of my cock then throw him into my pool wearing lead filled armbands. x

[PigeonRAWR]

pay morgan freeman to read me bed time stories

[StolenPersonality]

hmm if I won.. I would build an underground bunker so I could be safe when the chinese team up with the raping robot ninja nazi assassins and take over the world, robot rape is the worst kind, megan told me, optimus got frisky...

[jakelucas55]

plant and crop all of it in the hope to grow £1928348 million

[tomogilvie1994]

Use the £166 million to buy Rebecca Black, justin bieber and anyone else who buttfucked the music of todays death. And also a new toothbrush because i dropped it in the toilet today

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

thumbs up if ur the 303rd viewer! Wtf ...

[Tazmainiac9]

I'd pay 166 million to have the best porno produced.

[cozzaperki]

haha great vid matey!!

[arni1337]

i wanted to call my dog ford escort :( , can i do that?

[LaytonTaylorJunior]

@arni1337 go for it sunshine :)

[arni1337]

@LaytonTaylorJunior done ;)

[axelsteel21]

If I won the Euro Millions I'd Buy an Island and build my own society.

I'd also force bankers to fight to the death with the winner having my money put into an account with their bank...

[TheGhettostylus]

if i won that kind of money i would buy a big tower have the rest of my money changed into pound coins, fill up the tower and swim in all the money just like Scrooge McDuck :)

[IcyWeazel]

I'd buy the entire failing US economy. X(

[MoistCheese2]

With 166 million I'd pay David Beckham to change his daughters name to MoistCheese because it's the best name for everything.

[GreenEyedChaos]

I have too many pictures of you and Bill doing wrong things to try and be witty to win another.

[nothingtolookat]

If I won 166 quid, I'd fill an oven with cats & children.

[arni1337]

i would buy hookers , coz im ugly like ass , called opel astra , and cant get layed.

[arni1337]

how can u win with such a lame comment ...

[1Burst2Deaths]

I buy a few assasins to kill all the people with names that aren't normal because its stuipd to call then that ;)

[911beere]

2:18 - 2:27 fucking hilarious!!

[JohnnyRainey]

with all that quid I'd park my car on top of Jose's car

[cami123bc]

im ameracan.so id be pissed off

[LeinadNesterbegne]

With 166 million pounds i would make a giant buttplug to rape Justin Bibers asshole.

[WhiteBeats1]

cup annn stringgggg.....

[Flowsiden2]

i'd wash myself with a stick

[theepicshizz1]

LMFAO!!! im in tears this video brought me to the floor whilst i was shitting my self and vomiting all over my shit while gazzing at a naked fat man outside the curry house taking a shit in the flower pot man dude was a epic video man!!!! :D cant wait for the next one and yes i agree facebook.. needs 2 die LOL speaking of that i have a idea haha!!

[TheGrimReaper1337]

With a measly 166 million i would develop a piece of technology that makes women not bitch then with the other 165 million i would resurrect Hitler so he can rule america because god knows this country is in the shit dam

[Dragoonscale]

If I won 166 Million, I would pay for male pregnancy through the ass, buy all the lube in the world, fly to where you live, and ass rape you every fucking day, all fucking day, until they figured out how to conceive male pregnancy through the ass and then I would impregnate you so we can conceive Little Layton Taylor Juniors through your asshole. Imagine a big shit coming out of your ass, now imagine a fucking baby pushing and clawing it's way out of your asshole.

[jacksonS1X]

I would give it to the organisation that stops bullying. All those little fuckers with names like that deserve the money..

[MultiMusicLifestyle]

i would pay youtube off and make them make you a partner :)

[DonkymanCominAtYa]

i would buy africa, then i would use the 165 million i have left on weed.

[EchoHeadTrailers]

You seriously don't know, how excited i get when i see your videos in my Sub bar.

[ElPsychochillero]

166 mill??? id spend half of it on hookers and rum and the other half id just spend on having fun

[ElPsychochillero]

SPACE FIST CAT WARRIOR KING FUCK! thats gonna be my first childs name for sure! xD

[EYEARHHH]

if id won 166 mill i would buy a chinook fill it with dildos and dump it on london cuz its full of cunts

[EYEARHHH]

project x lmao!

[ThundahXD]

LAYTON TAYLOR JUNIOR, You are my ARCHENEMY, bitch:P

[ThomasAlexanderIent]

if i won the money there would be something to do with cum, penises and prostitutes. maybe some lube too. what?

[diiirtygoal]

i'd fucking pay to get harper seven up and running on the box!

[chronicbob]

LMFAO! that made me die.... if i had 166 mill id buy a solid gold dildo in to the shape of the popes face and fist my self with it! <3

[MienKampfyCouch]

I'd hire a private detective to locate all my illegitamate children so I can finally be the father they've always needed

[MegaCowmilker]

DetectiveDaz is back..with this fucking wierd name of a 'megacowmilker'. Dont ask son, all i can remember was waking up inside a wheelibin... :l hmm yeah weird. Anyway you funny twat if i won £166.000.000 i would go around telling people that £166.000.000 actually weighs £166.000.000. But good luck to your friend 'moosestashe' his comment made me think twice about growing a beared, LOVE YOU MATTY ;) xxx

[ranikade3]

I knew you were gonna mention Zappa's daughter! LOOL. And awesome channel screen-cap at the end...

[JakeWmusic]

i'd buy 300k of weed and go on a raping spree in the zoo.

[SteveDutzy]

I'm going to name my son "Fucking Retard". That way the other kids at school won't even have to waste an ounce of brain power to come up with a clever name to make fun of him. And because it's his actual name, my son will have no idea he's getting made fun of. It's Win-Win for everyone!

[KaaalebHD]

i'd bum you for every pound that i make then spend the money getting you anus reduction surgery.

[xSaIVIy]

Yeah man

Love your channel and have sent a link to

Smallishbeans , for his fortnightly shoutouts and he has 200k

so if he actually looks at the message you may have alot more subs coming your way

Which you deserve <3

[MrGarnzz]

@xSaIVIy

Yes, yes he does :P <3 SaIVIy

[iLavneb]

with the £166 million id buy a limited edition purple orange to feed my chillins....

[moosestashe]

if i had £166,000,000 i would buy the signed picture of you and bill in a compromising position and if you would not sell it to me, i would hire a contract killer to kill you and bill and bring the picture and your dicks to me (yeah that's right ill get him to chop you cocks off)

[PedroAlonsoLopez]

I'd spend the money paying East European prostitutes to eat my discarded gum. So...yeah.

[MusicMariusTV]

Fuck....i laughed hard at 2:39..

[moosestashe]

0:29 what about gertrude

[tomtheman88]

I'd buy with the £166 million a carrot.

[Teater21]

Id spend the money on paying someone to think of a clever response to win a singed picture of you a bill in a compromising position.

Then use the rest to laminate it in case I accidentally get some wank juice on it, not admitting to anything just circumstantial.

[TheRuscoe]

i'de invest the whole 166mill in air production...well spent?...nope guess not...

[megooleebits]

i's spend it all on crystal meth then not smoke any of it...why? well, whose going to argue with someone who has £166 million pounds worth of meth? no one. that's who.

[goswami]

166mill hmmm buy a studio flat that buy a full body mold of the following: megan fox, rihanna, cheryl cole and that fat bitch from precious then just stack them all on top (fatty at the bottom) then just bundle the shit out of them all!

[flame9700f]

I would buy my mom a house...................lol just kidding. I would buy the rights to Harper Seven. I was such a big fan of that pile of shit.

[zulukydd]

sounds like some sort of space craft

[mrwaztom]

with 166 million i would contact the bbc, and spend it on making a 1970's style tv show called harper seven

[SaladUK]

SPACE FIST CAT WARRIOR KING FUCK!

The title to my next video, thanks Matt.

[tutituti1987]

@SaladUK

:DDDD

[3rdiDRaGZPS3]

@SaladUK What the fuck RANDOM!?!?!?!?

[arni1337]

@SaladUK lol , nice going salad :)

[PLAYASAAGAR]

Give it to charity... ONLY JOKING, I'd buy some Uzbekistanian kids and keep them as slaves... And give them anal from time to time.

[BORootY]

why do people hate skrillex??

[iQuadriPod]

I would rape everyone and buy myself out of jail.

[MuzzYADam]

yoo awesome mate i liked the golden background and that weird accent XD

[LXYism]

With 166 Million I would eat gold just to shit it out again... for the experience.

[iAmTheKiNGxD]

If i won 166 million pounds i would convert is into 1p's and put them one by one up my ass, then go to a store and ask to buy a Lamborghini when I have to pay for it I will remove my trousers and shit out the correct amount of money out :D

[MissLydiamck]

Harper is either victoria's or beckhams favourite author

[MINECRAFTdotNET]

Another great video!

[SalaD891]

FUCK mate y u gotta make me choose why cant i watch the bloody videos while bein on facebook you fucking twat guzzling anus licker

[MangaNeoLeo]

I'd rape whoever gave it to me and shove the money up my anus.

[AdaptoTurd]

woo runner up! this must mean i'm funny...no.

[cerj4eva]

@AdaptoTurd You're now famous. It feels so good to know i know a famous person who i constantly annoy :P

[JTFIFA7]

I would copy the 166 million so I have twice as much lol then i would copy the copy so I would end up with more if that makes any sence at all.

[JayJay0802]

i would super glue £5 quid to people's necks

[amgoD]

I know Moon Unit is Definitely stranger, but I'm surprised you didn't mention Zappa's son, Dweezil. An interesting tidbit he was actually named at birth, "Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa" until he was old enough to realize that he was going to be named Dweezil and demanded that they had it changed in the eyes of the law. Drugs, man...

[pixxark]

I would run up to the Queen, hold her down, shit in her mouth and use the 166 million to pay for my bail.

[Mintydeadman]

I would shit on my cat.

No need for the money though, I'd do it anyway.

[MistaDubstep]

If I had £166 million pounds: I'd hire a hitman to kill Skrillex. That is all.

[cerj4eva]

@MistaDubstep But why? :O

[amgoD]

@cerj4eva Because he's a hipster.

[edinchez]

@MistaDubstep YEEEEEEESSSS!!!!

[gamingfreak1]

if i had £166 million pounds i would give it all to charity. Yes i would.

[psyteamZ]

SPACE FIST CAT WARRIOR KING ... FUCK! ;-D

[psyteamZ]

Oi Oi!

[leebaylis]

If i had £166,000,000 i would buy Beckhams baby and change its focking name to... Seven Harper, just for banter :P

[TheHumanRemix]

Awesome vid, again :D

[jmontyjams]

I lost it with Space Fist Cat Warrior king Fuck ...... glad i wasn't drinking anything ...lol 

[TheDubAddict]

Love the videos bro, bigups !

[jmontyjams]

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