Anus Laptop ScamBait with Cole v2.0

[fgsfds8]

You, good sir, are my fucking hero.

[LloydChristmas777]

I was in contact with two scammers that I remember. Both times, something "tragic" (mother is hospital, or stranded because got mugged) happened and eventually they wanted some bank information from me or asked for loans or something along those lines. One got mad at me for me not being able to call, and other I stopped dealing with because I could no longer bear the poor grammar and inconsistent stories.

There are more, but I it's pretty much the same stories.

[NETWizzJbirk]

Put your business in our Anus, lol!

[karthikbans]

My god butch i have been following you for couple of days this is the most hilarious thing i ever saw from you! I laughed the shi..t out of my self!

[pWnaniX]

Legendary!

[AssemblerGuy]

I actually think there's a way for these scammers to earn an honest buck or two: Their reaction -- and especially their facial expression -- when they sign and pay for this junk, ought to be frakkin' priceless...! XD

[TVCSD]

im trying to find a vid of a nigerian complaining he didnt get his shipment, anyone seen it ?

[majtymicke]

You should have pooped in the washer before sending it! :D

[mikk55556]

3 THREE PEOPLE ARE SCAMMERS WHO GOT PWNED

[Chris242tt]

hey everyone i just got a 419 email please spam his inbox.-williecharlesbox@aol.co­m

[strawberryrhubarbs]

He mailed the guy a cinder block! I'm dying of laughter right now!

[tonymontana1974]

@strawberryrhubarbs what about when he mailed him a washing machine

[strawberryrhubarbs]

@tonymontana1974 Yeah, it's great! I read the whole saga on the website--just pure genius, hilarious stuff.

[Stockpile1]

I can't stop laughing.... I need to see a doctor. My sides hurt. LOL. It is not possible to be too hard on these people for they are merciless and cruel. They laugh as suicide is committed for a loss of home and savings. THEY DO NOT CARE. TSB Should be federally funded.

[RLore18]

You gotta read the website to see Cole 2.0's reactions to all the shipments. TSB got him 9 times total, would have been 10 times if DHL didn't misplace an appliance.

"YOU SENT ME FUCKING WASHING MACHINE!"

"YOU SENT ME ANOTHER WASHING MACHINE!"

"ITS AN OLD FRIDGE"

XD

[tonymontana1974]

@RLore18 what about the clique mob lol and he will be deaded by sundown they are choice.

[omfg4000]

Hey guys, you're a bit butthurt after getting scammed by being greedy bastards yoruselves eh? : ) Nobody would fall for this shit if they didn't have a really big apetite for more money.

[bustermk2]

Cole deserves some sort of award for being caught out 5 times. You should mail him something ... his expence of course.

[FlyingFox1971]

way to go butch woohoo 5s

[tonymontana1974]

Cole 2 is a legend he will be getting the clinch mob onto butch driveshaft for this 1 for sure and he will be deaded by sunrise.

[TelemarketerTorture]

But they are not worth the 1000's of dollars they pay in CASH to the DHL department. The scammers still lose.

[Tampinu]

Those broken goods are sill worth a fortune to repair shops in Nigeria..

[nevermind1534]

@Tampinu for the actual laptops that are sent, the screens are ruined, all usable parts ripped out or rendered useless.

[janmantube]

So funny!

[mmurrer]

that shit is just fucking awesome

[ploopsy666]

this gives me an idea for the dead air conditioner we just replaced...

[seargentslate]

Simply Amazing! You are a god butch!

[RevIt66]

Gold! My only complain is i think you should insist they right stuff Bigger and in red, so we can read it better, hahahaha :P

[huesos79]

ja ja ja ja ja ha ha ha ha ha fucking awesome.

btw I'm selling my turntables. but you have to pay for the shipping

[Feterlj]

I love the ending, "WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKK!!!!!!!!!"

[kayellew]

Keep up the good work!

[joeescribo]

Driveshaft deserves an award ! Consumer protector of the year. A washer and a stove and the idiot kept coming for more ! Awesome, great job !

[KEEELr]

I remember following this story on some message board years ago! Hilarious!

There's also this other guy who sold a P-P-Powerbook! Great stuff 5/5

[justinvincenti]

"He spent over $50,000 in 1 year on freight charges"  If the idiot had that much money, why couldnt he just buy stuff legit. What a stupidass!

[grazzellian]

LOL. My ribs are sore, I tell ya. A w e s o m e !

[Soma874]

LOoolZ so pwnz0r3d, SIT!!!

[babesofsteel]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! deaded!!!

[urbex2007]

Excellent work. I was following it on the forum.

[saxinat0r]

DEAD

[Assyrianpianist]

LOL. I loved this shit man. That was halarious.

[beachgirl33140]

yes!

[waysgoose]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuck?

[tonymontana1974]

deaded by the clique mob lol

[pinkosquare]

That is seriously the coolest thing ever done.

[kriss3d]

In Nigeria you have to pay in cash to DHL.. Due to the large amount of scams..

Which is why DHL is the prefered shipping company.

Im a scambaiter myself.. tF is the MAN.. as always..

[100eyes]

Mess with Butch, expect to be deaded very fast by the clique gang! Fear the hammer of the dead!

[keltar2007]

ya! don't fuck with butch, baby! I love scambaiters

[Mcoyxx]

...It is only funny when they did not succeed.

[elpuellodiablo]

Oh man, this is so funny. Just read Cole v. 4 over at the wesite, totally recommended!!!! Must read this one as well!

[misterarepa]

Mr Butch, you are awesome!!! , several hours loling while reading ur forum

[foititis]

They tried to scam me on ebay. they even sent me a check and wanted me to use DHL to have the item picked up. I asked people on the ebay help if I could send them a box of shit but they said I would end up paying for the shipping in the end when DHL didn't get their money from the scammers. think its too late?

[Dalbert342]

Butch,how did you get the idiot to wear a bucket on his head?Nice music and great work...I usually tell them to call my local FBI office and say they are ones of the 10 Most Wanted lol

[pppoe]

awesome!! this is too funny.

[asbad]

You sir are the heroes of the internet, I salute you

[ScamExpert]

As a consumer advocate I applaud the work you scambaiters do. Keep doing what you do best.

[brownbearclan]

LOL sweet! What the hell happened to the website though?

[ButchDriveshaft]

We have contacts in Nigeria and Ghana, the scammers are made to pay CASH for the shipments, no exceptions.

[michaelm00re]

4/10 poor trolling

[Petro7]

@ButchDriveshaft TF is the man

[Caferacingrocks]

@ButchDriveshaft I would like to say a huge thankyou mate for taking the time to fuck these worthless scumbags over... infact I would gladly vote for the government to give you a job doing this weekly in a type of war on scammers..... You sir are a legend in my books and I am subscribing!

[blursst]

aren't you letting them waste other people's credit details on that junk?

also, is the scammer the guy in the beginning? what do the sheets of paper say?

[diegowutal]

Não entendi porra nenhuma!

[kdnl1]

lol! You Guys Are Awesome!!!! Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha­hhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahhahahah

[lurladae]

LOVE IT!. THAT WILL TEACH THEM A LESSON