Cut you up with a linoleum knife

[Xspoonage]

when he sang "linoleum knife" with that angelic high pitch, i blew my load all over the PC.

[MetalPatrick93]

Jokes on you, I don't have a wife.

[LionLostInTime]

IF I SEE YOU THUMP DOWN THIS MOVIE SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH ACID AND DISOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS INTO SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!

[LionLostInTime]

this should be the beginning of every theathre movie lol

[Tensukisama]

im so going to sell this on ebay

[Ozaren21]

did yugioh bring you here? :P

[knucklesandmanic101]

I came here because of CardGamesFTW! :D

[Skidder1369]

24 people got there throts filled with hot acid, thier tesicals dissloved and thier guts turned into snakes

[theunownknight]

24 people got there wife torn in half

[Halomygamo]

O_O

[xDoctorWho]

thumbs up if yugioh brought you here

[CaptainScientific]

Yeah, this was basically the only part of the movie worth watching.

[bestbanduneverheard]

@doctorbasslayer Nope. It's just Brann, i thought the same thing at first, check out the live in studio version, you will see......

[Jehuty989]

hahahhahaha fucking awesome.. i never saw athf movie.. 

[falcons3350]

Don't comment WATCH

[Torisutenkun]

Who thinks mastodon should make more common curticy songs like...

Tony: Wash your hands after using the toilet!

or i will pulverize your hands with a bar of soap!

Backup vocals: HOW IRONIC~!

[MKReQuIeM]

aqua teen hunger force, xbox live, and girls, thats all one needs in life.

[befreakinhappy]

23 people got cut up with a linoleum knife

[spankthezebra]

Aha That dude has an awesome voice :D The high pitched one !

[lloydymon0909]

do not crinkle your food rappers loudly

[ShatteredPixle]

23 people talk during movies

[ckyfan8291]

KING DIAMOND!!!! lol hahahah

[superjetism]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[DIABULICUM]

disolvera tus teticulos y convertira tu intestinos en serpientes!!!!!!!!

[ImpendingDoom1147]

@DIABULICUM No ables, mira! no ables, mira! tu veniste aqui, mira! no te gusta, vete... xD

[Hinatafanboy08]

that outro made me shit myself...i think my face melted

[LeChatDeNoir13]

This song is a win

[DDteamswe]

"If I see you videotaping this movie

Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid

And disolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!"

Win.

[ChrisCa1601]

This song needs to be the standard for all theaters. Who else agrees?

[Sherrieturtle]

I love this friggin song lol

[NOfrigginJoke]

Does mastodon have any other songs as heavy as this one

p.s I just discovered this awsome band

[cuzzo820]

@NOfrigginJoke I think crack the skye is there second heaviest song to this lolz.

[pyromania45]

better than adult swim's video no doubt, fucking censor, yea that's what i wanna hear in the middle of a song -beep-

[gregmaster517]

this song is tight

[cuzzo820]

I honestly think they should make an album with all the songs JUST LIKE THIS fuck yeah!!!!

[quepaxa]

is mastodon

[Jeremyslick]

I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!

[MetalHead1722]

the best shit ever!!!!

\,,/__(*_*)__\,,/

[CoyoteStarrk7]

They should should put this at the beginning of all movies

[wolfboii999]

King Diamond in Mastodon? lol

[dragoniod13]

for the 22 ppl whom thumbs downed this vidio, satan will rain down ur thought with hot acid, dissolve ur testicles and turn ur guts into snakes



[evilsquirellpenguin]

YAY DRUGS! 

[KingAlveus]

I found this printed somewhere, and I didn't know it was a song, so I just read aloud to myself and I lol'd hard.

[Nonaluuluu]

omg my childhood and innocence

[ElectricDeathTrip]

Best fucking band in the world. Period.

[darkhatzz34]

im scared to go to the movies now. lol

[Zasalamel49]

Funny son, great band, I like Mastodon, one of the better bands out there in this era.

[SharpShot911]

i could beat off to the guitar solo

[UmadLoL]

@SharpShot911 I beat you to it.

[Qzpuzzle]

@SharpShot911 No you couldn't.........

[MisterSynyster]

@SharpShot911

could? Naw man. On bed, viking helmet. Be a true mirror

[metapickachu]

@SharpShot911 and you would last just about as long

[PAMuffinMan]

@SharpShot911 I should probably be offended that they ripped my wife in twain, but this guitar is so damn good!

[Major8201]

@SharpShot911 I did

[carny92]

Got to say this is one of my favs, the high voice reminds me of King Diamond.

[DARKLORDSATAN]

@carny92 i know right? the falsetto in this song is so fucking impressive!

[bassguy215]

@carny92

it is king diamond....

jack ass

[carny92]

@bassguy215 Really? didn't know that, and you really didn't have to be rude about it. Kind Diamond has always been a fav for front men.

[Bushidobrown84]

@bassguy215 King Diamond isn't in Mastodon, Jackass

[bassguy215]

@Bushidobrown84 he was a featured vocalist in the song jack ass!

[Bushidobrown84]

@bassguy215 Really? Show me a reference jack ass

[darksideofthemoon7]

@bassguy215 It's the drummer not King Diamond. Watch the studio vid of this song

[PlaidReaver]

@bassguy215 it's actually their drummer Brann Dailor on the falsetto..there's a video of them in the studio for this song...look it up

[ThatGuy1154]

@carny92 Believe it or not, the high vocals in this song are actually done by King Diamond. It's in the credits of the album or something.

[chavedappelle]

@ThatGuy1154 Believe it or not, that's not true at all.

[carny92]

@ThatGuy1154 Now that I listened to it again, that is definitely King Diamond.

[yallsaythat1]

@carny92 actually its all mastodon theres a video on youtibe of them recording it

[verindi]

@carny92 It should lol, The snow caps in the show had the same face tattoos.

[cuzzo820]

this song is funny and awsome at the same time there should be more bands like this lol sweet

[ZSwierczynski]

I love the preztel scream. That was awesome.

[WannaBHaxa]

lol

[Tyme2Die]

mastodon \m/

[GlitchMasta]

what food was the lead singer?

[kzratz]

the lead singer was meant to be a gum drop

[hundeby14]

a gum drop

[AnZ17N]

A gum drop?

[larry40k]

no matter how many times i hear this, it still retains its epic-ness

[someskits]

this is so funny and awesome

[AfroMan5818]

mastodon needs to do more. of this. RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW!

[cheesemonk3y]

ignore my stoopid comment lol

[cheesemonk3y]

its done for the aqua teen hunger force film...too funny!!!! be considerate to others or i will bite your torso and give you a disease! hahaha

[WannaBHaxa]

i dont know why but the singer inst from mastodon is he?

[hundeby14]

yes they have a video of them even recording it

[gfoxcool]

wow the fucking druming is fucking amazing jesues fucking chirst 5 outa 5

[oraclewing]

hardcore awsomeness

[Inuyasha1393]

They should play this before most movies lol.

[demonjack123]

accidentally rated it as 1 but i give it a 5

[iitachifries]

Awesome.

[theinfamous1989]

i will bite your torso and give you a disease

[hariman99]

they should play this at the beggining of all movies

[chaserx13]

who the fuck is singing the high notes

[boRja90]

The Falsettos are from Brann, the drummer. The videotaping part is from Troy, and the rest is from Brent

[chinoman1129]

the band. durr

[chaserx13]

Wow im suprized he can sing that high.

[sp0rkay]

sounds like 3 inches of blood but every1 insists it isnt.

[boRja90]

The Gods wrote this no that shitty band.

Gods=Mastodon

[sp0rkay]

i love mastodon and i dont really like 3IOB but idk were those high notes are coming from and it sounds just like that little girl lead singer of 3IOB

[scoobysnacks3456]

3IOB is amazing I don't really like mastodon at all though. I love this suck but I haven't heard any other good mastodon sucks.

[scoobysnacks3456]

3IOB is way better then mastodon. Mastodon really aren't good at all sorry.

[Buffwae]

You're a fucking dolt.

[tallhood]

Well for STARTERS mastodon's drummer doesn't suck/play lame slow ass beats

[squeezeslemons]

Mastodon owns shit

[psychosocialidiot1]

hahah the lyrics r amazing

[neoboomboom]

sooo much better than the song cameo did for this movie

[jeremyruegg]

Is it me or does the main riff sound like it came from "Painkiller" by Death? And I agree with JacobZorio: This is why I started listening to Mastodon too.

[gigosai]

Painkiller is by Judas Priest

[jeremyruegg]

Yes, Thank you! Sorry bout that...

[000guitarplayer]

linoumiem

[JacobZorio]

This song is the reason I started listening to Mastodon.

[dorkspawner]

kick ass song

[Gantzer1]

and unrecognised triumph of modern art and musical talent.

[wmehar2]

LINOOOLEEUM KNIIIIFE

[afjrotcmogar]

such a damn good video

[NarutoFan88]

there was so much work on this and it payewd off good vid XD

[Bleakroses]

Omfg this is amazing

[Riley7946]

yeaaaaaaaaaa

[firestonegraywolf]

they should make more songs like this,..the lyrics are awesome!!

[firestonegraywolf]

king diamond is awesome,..this song pwns

[guitarguru1191]

mastodon played this song...but king diamond is good.

[57Revolution]

The falsetto sounds like King Diamond.  Is that Brann Dailor?

[ER53703]

It sounds like King Diamond because it is King Diamond.

[metalmattm]

nah its Dailor. watch the special stuff on the movie

[ScrtNinjrChnnl]

Definately -not- King Diamond. If you payed attention to the 'special stuff' then you'd know this is Mastodon. I mean come on. [AS] made a HUGE deal about the fact that they made this song.

How everyone seemed to miss that, I'll never know.

[thedazedbandman]

I have gone through a good bunch of Mastodon songs and (although you can clearly heard how kickass they are here and how easily they could be near the top of the metal world) I can't seem to find any song I like as much as this one. Anyone have a suggestion? Recommendation?

[ScottBAMF009]

you should check out their new album that was just released. It's called Crack the Skye. It's not particularly traditional mastodon but i think its still good.

[goodstrudle]

when i rule the world, this is going to be the law that the ATHF movie intro must be played before every movie.

[bogulmon]

I'd vote for in the evil world domination election :)

[whatnoobs]

vote for goodstrudle

[Metalhead15712]

They need to play this before every movie at theaters. Mastadon was the perfect band for this. AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

[IllTakeThisName]

TAKE THE SEED OUTSIDE

[PUPPYKICKER111]

this. is. amazing. i loved the ATHF movie

[1MafiaOne1]

If I see you videotaping this movie

Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid

And disolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner

If I find you sold it on eBay

I will break into your house and tear your wife in half

=D pure fucking genious man. That should be at the beginning of every single movie before it starts

[Jayblin]

ALL CAPS YEAAHHHHH

But seriously, I remember laughing at this so hard when I saw it for the first time.

[kor012292]

BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!

[SlaytanicWarrior420]

I LOVE MEN AND THIS SONG!!!!

[athfathfathf]

GREAT WORK! THIS VID IS WICKED! I WISH PEOPLE CREATED MORE VIDS LIKE THIS ONE! I LOOK FOR GOOD AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE gif AND VIDS! THIS IS A KEEPER!

[metalmonkey35]

i wish mastodon made more like this

[pippin1429]

The high voices remind me of King Diamond.

[Kortez3000]

The best quality yet

[jchilds2003]

I didn't know Mastodon done this, haha fucking awesome!

[Gramasule]

The sqeaky voices sound like elmo screaming.

[issareign]

why do people type the parts of the song they like. its so childish......... linoleum knife!!!!

[BadassDolemite]

if i see you video taping this movie satan will rain down your throat with hot acid dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!!

[gameguy09]

o-o epic

[Anarchyw1n]

Mastodon is about 9 kinds of excellent

[blooddemon697]

ATHF owns!

[FULGORE5000]

voices modified?

[JesustheLizard]

best song ever, WE WILL SPEND IT ON DRUGGSGGSSGSGsss

[liamkylesullvian]

When i 1st saw da movie in theaters... i wuz like, Ok... thats, convincing. *put down the camera* (jkjk)

[suprabubic]

Mastodon is excellent. Remission was the beginning of a new metalic chapter.

[EdwinShy]

It`s almost like Dethlok sang this but it`s them

[Genavieve21]

run it over and over again

[Kemi337]

you forgot a word in the lyrics, it's "Your money is now our money." If you watched the movie you would see it in the subtitles.

[akiman89]

I was actually disappointed to hear blood mountain after listening to and loving this song, I had hi hopes especially after I heard cedric bixler zavala from the greatest band to ever exist (In MY opinion):Duh Maws varuta was featured on the album, but that doesn't take away from this awesome song maybe there other albums are more like this song, blood mountain didn't suck but it also didn't live up to this song that is all...

[DarthWolf]

completely agree with you there, this song is awesome. Their album songs don't sound as hardcore, not trying to hate though.

[ragingtortoise]

mastodon deserves more credit

[HeiLong]

they should play this at the beginning of EVERY movie.

[prstn]

hell yea

[GreatScott321]

Mastodon can make any movie awesome

[keyblade777]

Best part of the movie

[worldssmallestfan]

mastodon is pretty funny. "this is a copyrighted movie"

[scottbaron]

Ahaha, this is absolutely fucking brilliant.

[MasterShakeRules]

Amazing song

[TanManRocks]

King Diamond sings that LINOLEUM Knife PART????

[Vicious203]

Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised.

[smilyfacekilla]

yeah neither would i, sound just like him , also, this was the only good part of the movie!!!!