Dateline:To Catch a predator funny clips

[joeshow94]

why dont you just take a seat right there... just take a seat... right there

[JustaEllsworthHomie]

55 ppl fell out the doorway XD XD XD XD

[IosonoOtakumanSemper]

2:15 Daffy Duck was a pedophile?

[THEBOXINGFIGHTER]

notice, theres always a guy from india involved.....those fucking perverts...

[SKPonr]

55 people were on the show.

[sealpunk]

@freelancechemist

[sealpunk]

LOLOLOLOL it's a question!

[sgissweet845]

The second to last guy on here sounds like The Godfather, and he got an offer he could not refuse. Jail.

[freelancechemist]

Am i gonna be Uhhhrested?

[someguyhunter]

LOL OH SHIT

[MetaWolfakaZERO]

Chris Hanson is doing the right thing I can't believe some of you actually wants him to take it easy on a pedo, come on now lol use your brain they don't deserve any special treatment

[logik316]

@MetaWolfakaZERO

Except that it's generally not a good idea for civilians to engage in law enforcement activity. It comes dangerously close to vigilantism, and could risk screwing up a case for the cops. But yeah, Hansen's show was awesome while it lasted.

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

2:14

The guy turns into exactly what he was trying to fuck.

[sinner810]

0:22 And the Oscar goes to!!!!!

[mmaperson]

Can somebody tell me which episodes they use the blonde decoy at 1:28 . I'm not a pedo I'm about the same age as her so its not weird.

[TheEsevee]

Haha I love hansens classic lines

[MofoPolitics]

The last guy was turning into a werewolf it would seem

[lytwielder]

0:48 Worth it. Totally worth it.

[unknownwierdo1]

Fuck, if the worse comes to the worse, then how will Chris Hansen catch Chris Hansen?

[ithewholething]

0:20 Oh nooo i disgraced my family!

[Watchessailormoon]

that asian guy was dressed as a mexican

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@Watchessailormoon kinda like that white guy was dressed like a black guy that one episode

[mossy1105]

2.44 hahahaa

[vamtheanomaly]

1:56 Chris Hanson with bad English! "This is just something you THUNK up today?" HAHA

[logik316]

@vamtheanomaly

I'll bet Chris probably uses proper English with people he respects. I also sometimes tend to dumb-down my English when speaking to somebody who I consider dumb.

[vamtheanomaly]

@logik316 Well im like that too but its usually to continue the convo in the dialect they are using. The USA has over 50 dialects of english with allot of slang and double negatives, which honestly I forget what a damn double negative is.

[Assassin197]

52 Pedophiles disliked this video.

[KypDurron87]

2:25 holy shit it's Daffy Duck :D

[Gloombaza]

that girl sound hot

[qw3rtypd4ng3r]

"I have some ideas for you"

*runs*

[drasislotharian]

lmfao 1:52 what a bad day for him

[numbuh53]

My right ear really enjoyed this.

[voidlam]

@numbuh53 The sound is coming out the left speaker for me :'l

[blizzardxd1]

@numbuh53 my left enjoyed.. screwd up audio

[usukker]

fucked up audio

[drumtravelfun]

Where the fuck is the "sweet" guy???

[yuyu776]

some of these predators are so atractive2

[TheRealDNB]

first guy is jokes

[TheYouwontgetit]

1:15... nice...

[Zayin1993]

At least I know where the predators go now. The Whole food stores 2:51

[DarkSecrets2007]

As sick as these people are, if it were women meeting under age boys for sex nothing would happen. So much for equality. In today's society minorities and women have more rights than men in an attempt to make people equal. Personally, I don't get how it could possibly work.

[wnesbitt1]

@DarkSecrets2007 You must live in a strange country. I've seen females prosecuted successfully for engaging in sex with under-age boys, in the UK. And I also remember the makers of this programme commenting that the reason they don't show female predators getting caught is that - so far - only men respond to their sting operation. Women can be predators, too, but numerically less so than men, and in different ways.

[Royalkingsson]

are you gonna do balloon tricks with them lol ownedddddddd!

[yohomey1234]

my left ear enjoyd this.

[QuackerMan45]

im chris haaannnnnseeeennnn

[jesusandmickey]

Fix the sound on the video it is not good

[icuh82]

That tazered guy is screaming and laughing like a high fashion designer.

[timmyisthefly]

Guy comes in and sits down Hansen: Take a seat take a seat right over there. Guy: Huh? I am sitting... And i hate it when they say they were just coming to look after them and see if there okay. Yeah right. Cops: Oh really? Oh okay your free to go. And wait wait instead of putting boom when he hit his head put in KAMIKAZE! But as sick as the pedos are, the decoys are still pretty hot though! (Im 12 so suck it chris hansen)

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly You do realise tho that the decoys are like 18-20 years old right?

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz lol no they arnt. if you actually listened they are just children. it wouldnt be illegal if they where only 18 to 20. they are all under 16 because that makes it so innappropriate dumbo

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly Yea they PRETEND to be 12-14 years old, but the actual person is 18-20 years old, the police would obviously not use minors to do this as that would be wrong too.

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz NO your just making that up. it wouldnt be illeagil if they where of age. they are underage and thats why it was banned from tv. he even explains that they are only 13. thats what makes it illeagil

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly how can I be making if up if he said like a billion times that the decoys were just pretending to be underaged?

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz OMG u fricken retard. he said they WHERE under aged and that the MEN where pretending to be underaged. look it up. even if they pretend there young it still isnt illeagel cas they arnt ACTUALLY young

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly Im sorry bro, but you're wrong.

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz nah untrue bro

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly Im just gonna qoute some stuff that Cris Hansen said in one of the videos. "The decoy is a member of perverted justice, a group of ppl who specializes in pretending to be kids online" and "the picture was taken of one of our staff members when she was a kid"

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz check the laws. its not illeagel if the person isnt actually a kid! its only illeagel if the person IS under adged. there VOULENTEERS if you would LISTEN from a HIGH SCHOOL. HIGH SCHOOL dude. anyway im not arguing about pedophiles. nice day to you.

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly so we both agree? what's the prob. then?

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz i dont agree read my message

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly u do agree

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz no i dont

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly u sure u wanna do that? cuz I dont have a life man, I can continue all day

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz okay enjoy having no life and arguing with 12 year olds about pedophiles

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly Thanks !

[timmyisthefly]

@Tradegyxz your not right but im not gonna reply after this

[Tradegyxz]

@timmyisthefly umad?

[kingjones3000]

" does this mean im being a-a-a rested"

[SPARTANoh11]

how does Chris Hansen not call em sick fucks? i mean damn how many guys walk in...

[simplymiranification]

Why don't you take a seat take a seat right over there

[Tasermaxx]

They saved the best clip for last XD

[Phalanx3800]

Teenage girls, you can look but you can't touch.

Remember that internetz.

[Mcwallace13]

my idea of a show, get a massive islander from prison to be the decoy and when the pedo arrives to the house, he rapes him hahahaha

[Bubbleafk]

0:24 I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BIOTCH

[LightYagame100000]

I actually think 15 year olds can be hot even 14. And if it's consensual, why the hell not? It's legal in all countries except US lol. The US is way too puritanical. That would be fine if you would act according to your laws, but you're obviously no more puritanical than anyone else on the planet. But yeah, this is great TV lol.

[Hamanos1]

@LightYagame100000 you are so fucked up 

[B43Rsick]

@LightYagame100000 looks like chris hansen has another one to take care of, your a sick fuck dude.

[LightYagame100000]

@B43Rsick Chris Hansen can blow me, I'm not american lol. And your laws are fail. Maybe you should look outside the US every now and then and see how normal people behave in society. In Europe the age of consent is generally 14 and it can be as low as 12 (even though I don't approve of that myself either but I did have 18 year old friends hooked up with 12 year olds). Generally a girl age 15 / 16 is perfectly acceptable as long as there is consent. Either way, go fuck yourself.

[B43Rsick]

@LightYagame100000 haha I don't know what shitty country you're from but normal people don't need to take advantage of little girls. you probably just can't a girl your own age, in fact you probably don't get any pussy at all. haha and you can go fuck yourself literally, you pathetic fuck.

[producenotes814]

@LightYagame100000 well thats the difference right there. Europe.... underage drinking, weed, and men touching little boys. go fuck yourself right back bitch.

[MikeH1986MikeH]

@LightYagame100000 So, what did you have planned? We have posts that you made online, on a video hosting channel called You, Tube, and you posted under the username "LightYagame100000", and you said "I actually think 15 year olds can be hot even 14". I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, what do you have to say for yourself?

[LightYagame100000]

@MikeH1986MikeH ummmmm The INTERNETSSS .. and .. what you say on the internet and real life is not the same thing ! umm yea, u know ?

skips town* lol

[MikeH1986MikeH]

@LightYagame100000 hahaha totally "I was just trolling!!!"

HEADLINE: PAEDO ADMITS TO ALSO BEING A TROLL

[xXMathias96Xx]

why does all the pedo's have extremely high voices?

[PickleJar251]

1:37  fuck this shit I'm out

[thedelta88]

2:15 - 2:35... i didn't know daffy duck was a pedo bear//

[Murder0redruM]

oh cwap..

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

i wanna see an episode when a nigga jus fuckin sprints out the door and gets away.

[myclothedontmatchbch]

He shouldve said the condom was for another girl later I swear I would get away

[TheYankees200927]

Hansen: "what were you gonna do with those condoms? Blow balloon animals? LMAO!

[ExhumingExodus]

At 3:01 I thought that was my mouse cursor. Haha.

[kingofbuds5000]

you would have more views if the audio was decent

[TheOfficialIceTre]

0:25

BOOM HEADSHOT!

[ThePurshun]

When they see Chris Hansen, they are like fuck i knew it haha

[LegittGod39]

@IHaveNoLimits1 ya i just finished watching it

[IHaveNoLimits1]

Hey, is this show still happening?

[AQWorldHumza]

When Chris Hansen tells you to take a seat you know you're screwed

[fullmetallover637]

Tazer ftw

[nicky2coats]

terrible journalism... great TV

[AlexTheMobster]

it would be funny if one of the people would really be 14.

[sfknns]

Chris just told the young asian man to pick up his soy sauce & shave his legs!

[GameBat21]

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC... YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!

[johnnyespinoza1]

4:34 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rmr355]

THE LAST GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE KATY PERRYS BOYFRIEND. THAT ENGLISH DUDE. WHATS HIS FACE

[aznpwnerp]

@rmr355

Russell Brand

[warlordgorgutz1]

I bet the cops restrained the tazed guy were having trouble keeping a straight face xD

[MadeInChicago90]

Asian guy at the beginning committed ritual sacrifice. lol

[dubstepsurfer1]

i want chris to pull out a fuckin gun.

chris: "man you fucked up."............ POWPOW

[BlitzkriegxDeathx666]

I once met a hot 14 yr old online....then I met Chris Hansen.

[whaowman]

@BlitzkriegxDeathx666 Why don't you have a seat, sir?

[sccrlover015]

That's one way to avoid being sent to Iraq

[ZzOssieZz]

1:30 you cant blame the man she is fucking hot

[WhiteRose226]

@ZzOssieZz Actually, I can blame pedophiles for being pedophiles.

[iwanaGoFast2010]

Chris Hansen is the new Chuck Norris!!

[Spellcrush]

Hi im chris hansen, and i have a gay name

[WilmerDayse]

the condoms one is the best!!

[killerclown11808]

Hi im chris hansen, and i have STD's

wanna have casual unprtected sex?

[EvilDomo]

Hi I'm Chris Hansen.. and welcome to Jackass!

.. oh wait..

[TheShoDirtyRoe]

I recorded like the 3rd, 4th and 5th one because they were funny as butts, but my mom thought i was a weirdo when she found that on the DVR

[Emilmorillo033198]

what would happen if you are really 16 and you go into a chatline and meet a supposedly 16 year old and dateline is there xP???

[rellekc]

Hi I'm Chris Hansen...and this sound quality is not terribly sexy.

[NEMESIS12389]

Man chris get the cock blocker of the century award, I think he's the new steve irwin, as in like steve everyone waited to see him get bit; I watch the show to see him get knocked out.

[AmericanFenian]

Why doesn't To Catch A Predator do a blooper show?

[XxXxXSkaterxXxXxX]

5:04 lol Ahh Rested

[PureComp]

LMAO At 1:56 he said "This is something you just thunk up today, huh".

[bribiechler1]

so yeah, the first maybe TWO are "funny", but the other ones are NOT. these men are trying to de-humanize and get sexual pleasure from a "virgin", innocent child. showing up naked isn't "funny".... its SICK. the only parts i saw funny were the men falling and getting hurt. because they are disgusting!!!!!

[Protains]

how do you like the backyard? ahhahahahhahaaa that ones my fav. he reminds me of david caruso. it looks like the predator, *sunglasses on* is now the prey. YEAAAHHHHH

[aFraid360]

Perv - i just wanted to talk i swear

Chris - How were u going to use condoms while talking

Perv (interupting) i wasnt gna use them at all

Chris - Well u got em in your pocket ? do you do balloon tricks or something hahahaha fucking priceless

[DiesenMann]

That first guy just lost his blood pressure lol.

[TheOjibway84]

4:30 was jokes! his voice! "whats wrong with that? It's a question!" high pitched LMFAO

[Cooper9205]

Am I gawnna be UH!-rested? awww cwap

[STAyTHIrstyMyFREind]

4:30 (mad tv: stuart voice): whats wrong with that?lol..

[STAyTHIrstyMyFREind]

passing out FAIL. hahaha

[jck148]

4:25 thats one way to get out of a deployment

[AdamFpatrick]

Chris is a legend hahaha. Good show i love it we dont have anything like this in Ireland. The butt naked guy is one seriously disturbed individual. But hell give him a break he's not naked he has his socks on *LOL*

[Lbolting005]

"don't taze me bro", screaming like a suckaa

[Gazun94]

Hi I'm Chris Hansen....and your fucked

[jamillathekilla]

@Gazun94 You're

[notredame6523]

@Gazun94 You're*

[Gazun94]

@notredame6523 korrect me if eye am rong butt its your

[notredame6523]

@Gazun94 Hi I'm Chris Hansen... and you are fucked.

[TheDeviantGia]

@Gazun94 That about sums it up! :D

[glaked32]

The guy screaming like a bitch when he gets hit buy a tazer had me laughing hard

[ParamoreXDXD]

@glaked32 it's a tazer what do you expect!

[RasenShuriken003]

@glaked32 don't taze me bro!!

[awesomesaucer123]

"You are being taped." lol... "Aww crap..." LMAO

[IgorTerrible]

I don't know what is worse, these mostly amateur pathetic losers who have been royally set-up for TV theatre or the Police thugs who tazer and humiliate anything that comes into view. I feel sorry for the ones who cheer too, they will wake up to a Orwellien police state one day and there will still be paedophiles everywhere outwitting the state, police, and the law. Sad- The world is becoming sexualized by the Porn/Internet industry. Sex-addiction is the new opium for the masses.

[earp1673]

2:15 SQUEAL! SQUEAL! Squeal little piggie!!

[kosmosleha]

they should ask the predetors to stick a carrot up their ass before they enter the house :)

[TRUTH49655]

It's total bullshit that Dateline only runs these pedophile shows with English speaking people. It they did it with Spanish, the Latino spic molester would be lined up for miles.

Could you imagine how the Latino would sue NBC if all the shows only focused on Spanish speaking perps?

Why shouldn't NBC be sued for only targeting English speaking scumbags?

Latinos are well known for kidnapping and raping little girls--way more than any other race.

[Muffler181]

Y docha just take a seeaaat? Just take a seat, right therr...

[pejb83]

I love how Hansen just pops out all of a sudden with his line "hey ,how are you" i bet some of the pedos think he's the little girl's father and is planning something sinister for them

[mispelling]

tall dreamy doc....ha ha

[asands123]

that guy that got tased sounded like daffy duck when he goes crazy

[fodnis3]

Am I missing something? Because I heard Chirs say "40 year old boy"

[Leatherbubba]

4:30

What the fuck is wrong with that guys voice?

[jimpurdie]

155 guy turned up 3 times in a row.

[Stereobarf]

"This is just something you thunk up today"

THUNK.

[Jimmy9554]

i see it as this...the US made having sex with a minor based on relgiuos values. It is a free country and if a 14 year old wants to screw her life up by inviting a 30 year old man to her house and have sex with him then its there fault and they will have to deal with it. They are wasting their time just trying to embarss these guys they should stop wastng their time and conctrate on real rape cases not ones where the girl lets a guy in her house on purpose just to fuck him...Laws are fuqqed

[Leatherbubba]

@Jimmy9554 Whatever you gotta tell yourself, pervert.

[Jimmy9554]

@Leatherbubba way to see the point dumbfuck i think if a teenage girl continues to chat with someone she doesn't know give him her adresss to meet up with him and ends up having sex with him it is mostly her fault and if the parents find out then the stranger and her are fuqqqed. no need to get the cops involved predator laws are relgiouz as fuqqq in tons of other countries this is allowed. cops are wasting their time on dumb situations like this and actually should find real rapists

[uwique]

john stossel would love this!!LOL

[CheapBeer09]

sadly most of these guys don't end up facing any kind of criminal charges, due to legal technicalities arising from how the stings are executed

they are publically disgraced though, so that at least is something

[AddictedtoVinyl]

@CheapBeer09 Actually most of them end up serving time in prison.

[CheapBeer09]

@AddictedtoVinyl only a few months at most & even then its only if they have related priors. though they are caught red-handed, the cases against them are not strong enough; its complicated legal shit, but stands nonetheless

keep in mind, even with police present, that these are NOT police operations. Its a TV show, and random stings like this are very rarely successful in securing convictions; the guys don't commit direct offenses and are not subjects of police surveillance prior to the busts

[xDucFloydx]

Thanks for Chris Hansen

[ymbang981]

lololololol tasers..

[keggerous]

"its a question . .. " hahahaha that dude rocks

[C4Spaze]

2:04 the funniest one yet  lol

[harrymosesgk]

I'm Chris HannssOOooooooOOnnnnnnnnnnnn..

[flastatesoldier]

"What did u bring condoms for? Balloon tricks?"

"Nah Hanson ass play, of course they're for balloon tricks"

[popalic]

dear god!

[2late4thisshat]

nice back yard, huh lol

[KUSHandEVERCLEAR]

he crys like a little bitch when he gets tased lmao

[andrewevams1218]

shitty quility sound man

[666lilnickY]

Hiphopworldstar yea, because everyone likes to kick back, go to a chatroom, and set up sex with a minor once in a while.

[HipHopWorldStar]

@666lilnickY

get some scissors and go run around the yard with a blind fold,

one less faggot in this world