"Times I Tried To Be A Womanizer" Tales Of Mere Existence

[harsha8976]

Does your hair really look like that? :P

[cal88usa]

Your friend had a bad ass car. I used to have an 88 CRX, I loved that car. Great video.

[ZuzuGriff]

I love the ending

[Slinkers999]

Ouch, the drinking age is high where you are.

[martaajoku1]

@Slinkers999 yeah 21 in the US

[RememberrWhatever]

"Can I buy you an ice cream cone?" Favourite part of the entire video, and potentially the best thing I have heard all day.

[freddakiko]

if you really did buy her a cone, you should have gotten rum raisin.

[midgety1]

another amazing video



[naisilla1]

I'm really starting to get curious about that guy behind the drawings. (19 year old ice cream lover over here!)

[TheRussianGlory]

Should of took her to Canada.

[TheatreFreak4276]

Best last line ever.

[biglizzy1234]

lol i got accused of being a womanizer more often then i can count which i am not i personally have come to the conclusion that the only women who are even remotely attracted to the ideal of the womanizer are those that seek to forget their on pain for a moment of bliss.as such subsituting the need to look at why they feel an empty and longing with a quick one night stand only to feel the semblence of closeness to a person they dont even know i apologise for the bad grammar and punctuion, spelln

[JAYRAY00]

"...you've just proved you're terrific" hahaha :D

[VeryInteresting2day]

I'm down for some Ice cream too... But I'm a guy.... Make it chocolate!

[clint2098]

The thing is a lot of people here will agree with what has been said, but most will go right back into the world as if this never happened. Being carefree. Meanwhile the truth is sitting in his/her head trying to sleep alone but can't seem to find comfort in the fact that he/she did the right thing to be themselves. Let's be honest, fucking someone doesn't take brains. However staying with someone, being in love, does. To the victor goes the spoils.

[TheSaoul]

I met me last girlfriend by buying her an icecream cone.

[Goodolnate7]

@kjqallart lol right in bro! That's so true.

[kinyune]

girls are stupid. I should know, because i am a girl. i think we subconsciously want a challenge or something to work on. especially in our man, because it makes us feel like we're making a difference in the world. I also think that many men aspire to be jerks with the mindset that: everyone wants to b a jerk and b able to get away with it because its fun and u get 2 do whatever you want to. Of course, this also can mean that the world is just one big satirical jane austin novel.

[theheckwithit]

i want to be ur friend so bad

[lialomax]

A guess all the people that keep on watching lev videos have the same tale of existence and that would be that no matter how many videos you see, or where are you from or even if you are a girl...You would be with your mouth wide open maybe with some tears in your eyes just asking yourself how the hell does he know my life??

[DrFaustPhD]

Ooh, I was a womanizer once! When I was 21, I dated 3 girls at once for a few months. It's one of those things where I tell myself that I'm glad I did it, but really, I'm just glad I got it out of my system, and I actually feel a little bit of secret guilt over it. Like, it's a secret from me, it just pops up unexpectedly sometimes. I don't feel bad, because the women actually all knew each other and knew what I was doing and said they were cool with it, but it was really exhausting.

[troydeancarpenter]

When all is said and done, she doesn't love you because women only fall for what a guy is doing on purpose. They're not stupid. The beauty of playing dumb is they always have the power and never have to admit it was anything they wanted in the first place. This is probably why no matter how much sex a guy gets, he's still somehow made to feel 2 feet tall.

[meganahaines]

I love your video's. Whenever I am having a bad day or even just want a good giggle I watch them. I think your very funny and on in the way you describe different situations in life.

[SilverMoon925]

if you two were in canada, 19 would've been just fine

[machete4]

i be on bars never meet a wife type

[roflcopters1122]

might have to steal your line ;)

[TerraP]

the moment when you find channels like this is priceless =)

[kjqallart]

That last sentence hit the nail on the head :D

To all the girls who wonder where all the nice guys are: They're in the friend-zone. Right where you left them. =)

[RandomChannel1013]

@kjqallart EXACTLY!

[BlueBellBerry]

@kjqallart no they are not. they're in a relationship

[ManectricPup]

@kjqallart Okay then, where all the nice guys if you have none in the friend-zone??

[bknygurl]

can I buy you an ice cream cone ahaha, really? lol

[lifemetall]

the last question is this video is actually brilliant, it's like girls want us to show them our sensitive side while they don't return anything back...girls suck, and being gay isn't an option, so i guess my warm pillow will have to do

[AceOverKing]

Some of my best female experiences have started on public transport, know how you feel

[chummyiscool]

lol "can i buy you an ice cream cone" i loved that!:D

[Pandariansiguess]

THIS GUY UNDERSTANDS :D

[EthanSchexnyderMusic]

"In any immediately obvious way" is the key term.

[queefus]

is it weird you just described my past 7 years of my life in great detail

[watercat8]

I'm 19, can Lev buy me an icecream cone?

[KicksAndSnares92]

@watercat8

haha that part is too funny! :)

[dmsk8t]

Hahaha ! Can I buy you an ice cream cone ? Lev I would have said the same thing :)

[major600]

You need to read "Nice Guys Don't Get Laid" by Marcus Meleton and "The Mystery Method" by Mystery. It's all a mating dance, and Mystery knows all of the steps. What you said about only wanting to think you could if you'd wanted to is profound.

[animals0feel1pain2]

girls want guys that can become tribal leaders. today, nice guys can become leaders if they have the brains and can lead other guys (ie. in the tech world for example).

but historically, you needed brute strength and needed to be a badass to lead other guys. that's why those sorts of traits are attractive to girls today. because their brains have evolved so they can be adaptable to survive in the past

[nightsfire]

I think a lot of people are missing the point here. YES, girls love sweet, sensitive guys! I'm dating one right now! What we DON'T necessarily like is when the guy starts to talk about all of their problems and doubts before we even know him that well or when he goes on about himself without ever taking a turn at listening. You just have to reach a certain level with someone before you totally open up. Before that, there are different ways to show your sensitive side. Like by being nice.

[KINGACE57]

point of video \, girls date the jerk. EVERYTIME. sweet sensitive guys fail :P

[fvalen001]

@KINGACE57 agreed.

[rangerbylaw]

@KINGACE57 agreed. Women act like they want the sweet sensetive guy, but end up leaving us for the very pricks they complain about all the time.

[Ranerx]

@KINGACE57 Nice guys finish last :/

[akissy]

@KINGACE57 Point of the video: Learn when to open up with a person, be it girl or boy. Sweet sensitive guys fails because they almost baw their eyes out with the first girl they meet. Desperation is not ok. Be a nice person, but learn when to let go and when not to.

[ModernClassMusic]

funny, every one agrees with you (i totally agree so i may be a hypocrite) but if everyone agrees with you and thinks like you then how come people seem to alienate others and want to form tight groups that can bash whomever they want whenever they want... I'm just saying, if everyone agree'd, or publicly agree'd the world would be a nicer place... why are people so afraid and nervous of being neglected if they agree with the vast majority of the public... this is why we cant have nice things..

[theliveing]

Im the kind of guy that wants to actually do what i please,which is somehow  being a saint, i cant of course and well ive accepted the truth about society.one day ill help you all understand :)

That is if my life isnt suddenly ended by some low life's foolish decision that would probably set me up for a 1000 ways to die episode.

[chriskeisad]

@theliveing Thanks. That didn't make much sense. But thanks.

[JacquelynnSC]

I always felt this way, about guys, and I'm a girl. I don't know why girls want jerks, and I dont know why nice guys want bar girls. I am not a bar girl, and I don't want a jerk. People are weird.

[theliveing]

@JacquelynnSC The answer is quite simple, its a mixture of genetics and some random bull shit that happend over time that people thought worked and well we unknowingly re'enginneered our world and minds in a way that things are unfinished portions of good,bad,and random. Theres more, but ill let you figure it out on your own.

[TricyclesVA]

See I feel like how you wanted to feel. It becomes too much, really.

[CremeDeLaCremeFC]

I used to ask myself questions like this all the time, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[theliveing]

@CremeDeLaCremeFC I assume this has to do with some game dosent it? if so, please tell me why i should find that in any way funny/ or relatable and why i should not hunt you down and set you off in the wilderness so i can eagerly and inhumanly hunt you like the predator i wish god would let me be.

[CrazyGamersxx]

@CremeDeLaCremeFC aww haha good one goooood oneeeee

[ailin1986]

Don't be silly, I DO love you!

[P0PTARTx3]

The ice cream thing was insanely cute. (:

[nugnug118]

because your ugly?



[LaTripper]

awwww!

[inferno232]

That last line was freakin' depressing.

... Mainly because I can relate.

[TheKlengel]

When he says "How come she doesn't love me?" my heart breaks a little :(

[DJTmaq]

Wow, so true.

[celi27828]

très talentueux

[MsCreeper97]

xD

[marcelia3]

haha,great....no matter what strategy they use...the sensitive underdog,the semi intellectual,the prince on the white horse...any selfrespecting woman with a little common sense can see how pittyfull and ridiculous womanizers are.

[ladyjayuk]

i love your work xxxx

[kurackingproductions]

I must tell you... I really aprecciate your videos. I love them :D They always seem to have something particularly depressing like life itself. But I always feel better when I watch them, It´s like, Im not the only one who feels like this, followed by the thought : Im not "the only one" this thought always makes you thinh things better and gives you a push tofeel better. Ur videos always bring me to that feeling. Thx.

[key0bb]

These videos are so depressing, but I can't stop watching them.

[bob2693]

@key0bb i know, they touch on areas i just lock away

[Caneggia12]

God my life is the saddest, I should make videos too

[swwaaggg]

you're my favorite youtuber.

[jimworm]

Well, if the last line had its subject and object flipped around, it's a bigger problem... or will soon become one.

[Dupeo42]

Can I buy you drink?

I'm only 19

That's ok, we're in Canada

[margarita0422]

GOOG VID!

[GrimTheCrow]

My friend, who is exeptionally good at picking up girls gave me a tip... Follow the girl as she goes to the toilet. Just stand outside the door. When she asks if you are going to the toilet say "No.". Worked twice in a row. Never tried it again though...

[hatoola13]

this is so cute. i loved the ice cream line ^_^

and the ending "how come she doesn't love me?"

i never met anyone who think so clearly about things like that :)

[masakamoon]

@hatoola13 There are others who think just as clearly but don't voice their opinions! Don't forget about the quiet ones. :P

[qWzig]

@masakamoon Yup...like me. :D

[hatoola13]

@masakamoon your right. it's just a matter of asking them the right questions ;)

[BulKyeoda]

you remind me of me and how i wonder why this social stuff is so difficult

i read the comments of how guys like us are sweet and stuff but im then dumbfounded when the girls of my dreams dates the jerk

[articarrows]

@BulKyeoda aye :)

[solointhespotlight]

@BulKyeoda Because most girls lack in confidence but are high in idiocy. :)

[bknygurl]

@BulKyeoda nice, but not too nice is best. Clingy sucks, and emotional's ok...so long as you don't get too emotional too early in the relationship. You should have your own life, your own friends, but value time with her when you do have a chance to meet. If you're too nice all the time, she'll think you're boring, if you act casually, (be yourself), then she'll appreciate all the times you feel like being sweet, and kind. :)... hope that...erm...clears things up a little bit.

[Ca2C4]

The line in the end is the best you have ever come up with. Really good stuff. Looking forward to your new clips.

[Toml71191]

damn..thats good.

[VirginOfRape]

consentual WOMBATTING roflmao you are halarious and I really love you man <3

[randomuploadsism]

can i buy you an ice cream cone?

[KierLightraven]

you can start drinking at the age of 13 here in quebec

[Veggie978]

I love a man who can "see" me and mirror that experience back to me. That is the beginning of romantic love for me. I hope that helps. ;)

[emilyocarina]

You can start drinking at the age of 19 here in canada.

[ChrisGnosis]

Bleh, the end bit...it's rough

I know few guys including myself who haven't opted to bury those emotions every time they came up.

Also, consensual wombatting.

[proof2580]

That last line is going to echo around my head all day...... :|

[SiSivictoria127]

0:18 JIRAYA!! :DDD

[alack87]

In Brazil girls would have quit drinking by the age of 19 :P lol

(I'm a Brazilian girl.. just so no one thinks I'm targeting Brazilians unfairly or whatever)

I still love all of your videos, Lev! =)

[StuntsHrs]

Consensual wombatting XD

[darknitejohanne]

A video has never affected me so much after watching this.

[LyanneKay1]

She doesn't love you, because she too just got out of a serious relationship and is trying to be a manizer.... On that long walk home when she left she thought "I know this is all for fun and I don't love him or anything, but I'm just a little curious.... Why doesn't he love ME? O_o

:p

[KristinHarmony]

AgentZPQ: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Actually, I'm only 19.

AgentXPQ: ....Then can I buy you an ice cream cone?

Awwwww! That's actually super cute.

[hannes1813]

Sir, this was brilliant. Thank you for making this.

[dneilson17]

just brilliant! haha!!! id love to do something like this !

[Budgetgravy]

Ha. My name is Sean.

[4omzig100]

awww! you're adorable! the world needs more men like you and less like your friend.

[Ervlop]

@4omzig100 well actually men like me and this guy are harder to see crazy right

[rangerbylaw]

@4omzig100 I'll put money that in the heat of it you'd go home with his friend instead.

You complicated sexy people

[giangione82]

@4omzig100 No.

[fatninja90]

i just LOVE that last line

[pandaboy0713]

Thats so sad.

[mrbeanarn]

damn. the night is ruined. im all deppressed, cause its like he´s talking about me. and these vids arent all that positive

[TheCheshiredream]

dude, you're like my psychological soul mate!!! i feel and act the same way about every vid i've seen so far. F*** THE BAR SCENE!!! i don't get it either.

[tendercrispbacon]

i never cheat on my girl. but i will always try for the yes. it makes me feel better than the actual act. eh

[Music4ever248]

I just noticed that you do these awesome vids by drawing on the back of tracing paper and it shows through on the other side, but how do you get the camera so close to the paper?

[decutthroat]

"I'm actually only 19."

"Can I buy you an ice cream cone?"

Nice save! haha

[TheZookyDragon]

Sean's suit. I laughed.

[TheN01R]

CONSENSUAL WOMBATTING!

[prototypev0]

Id rather be loved by someone and stay with them not having sex, than just having one night stands with bar whores.

[sonoskay]

that whole "icecream cone " line was genious!

[sekushinonyanko]

Being able to pic up anyone you're interested in seems like a bigger confidence booster than it winds up actually being. As soon as you figure out they don't like you, they like the person you're pretending to be to attract them you go right back to feeling like nobody really likes you.

[RightMeow69]

thumbs up if you googled local thrift stores after watching this video.

[SugoiAsano]

I would totally go for a guy who offered to buy me a ice cream cone if i said i didn't drink XD

[Seizethemoments87]

I relate. I go to Barnes and Noble to scope out men. I hang out in classic literature, biology, and philosophy so I can use my pick up lines by topic.

[nonorasta21360]

DUDE THIS DRAWER IS A GOD

[yuyo666]

everything he said is true... the only difference for me is that in the end, all the girls i sleep with fall in love with me and believe me when i say THAT'S EVEN WORST!

[SuperJgan]

"I dun think I wanna sleep with party girls, anywhere near as much as i wanted to feel like I could've slept with them, had i felt like it.."

wtf does dis mean i totally can't catch it LOL.

[vnllawytchkltblndie]

@SuperJgan basically, he wanted to be able to get any girl he wanted, but realized he didn't want just any girl.

[jmancipea]

@SuperJgan It means that what he really wanted was just to feel he was able to pick up any chick he wanted, felling that he had that power more than having sex with that woman.

[KevsterJester42]

I dropped a tear in the end, never thought about it that way :S

[TheAttava]

lol

[FullonDoux]

Notice how this is posted on like.. Feburary 14th.

[Daemonhunter17]

I've got to say, that ice cream line was really cute

[MrGamui]

this is so damn depressing -_-

[1DangerMonkey]

She doesn't love you because you just had casual sex with her.

[1Lozzix1]

Can I buy you an ice cream cone?

[shazzaforeverthabest]

that is why i am gonna stay a virgin until i eet that special girl. Its not worth sleepin around with ppl that mean nothing. its like givin out the most perfect gift to someone who doesnt deserve it. I have game, but i dont talk to girls, cuz im 18, and no 18 year old wants to be tied down. No point in wastin my time. Sucks, imma have to wait till im in my 30s. Thank You Jersey Shore for makin ppl think that acting like drunken dickheads is cool.

[Zullala]

wow, fantastic ending line! My eyes looked like this ---> (0_0) 

[ssj7warrior]

Damn, that's pretty deep. 

[paengkee]

LOL PUA

[201stars]

as a woman, trust me guys when i say nice guys dont get overlooked.. you are noticed.

[201stars]

and if a man can admit to having multiple sex partners leaves them with an empty feeling why cant some woman cant admit to it?

[ilovedrawling96]

awwww DX

that was cute DX

[CoinOperated25]

...I'm only 18...O.O

[madmanslullaby1]

sean has no heart his brain is asleep and penis is wide awake

[cikasba]

@madmanslullaby1 Wow, just because a guy is good at talking to girls and doesn't wanna be in a relationship doesn't mean "brain is asleep and penis is wide awake"

[Southparker42]

ouch

[mistressquin]

Aww the ice cream cone thing was cute ^^

[BennyOcean]

"but I'm just curious... how come she doesn't love me?"

Wow man, that caught me off guard a bit, but it's so true.

[davyjones9]

Wow...that's got to be one of the deepest vids you've done so far! And I've watched all but a few!

[alamoallies]

consensual wombatting? Haven't heard that one before

[greggz892]

I see the casual sex as being an alternative of letting the girl i actually loved go, like all the love i had for her now being substituted for all these 'one nighters' smh....but then again the one nighters could be you constantly trying to tell yourself that you're moving on, i dunno man just random thoughts here lol

[yurianne07]

try not to "over analyze" herpies....

[rod3067]

i've always been able to talk to women and people always thinks i'm some kind of womanizer, the truth is that the few women i've really liked in my life have all end up saying "i love you, but as a brother" and that fucking pisses me off, i've never meant to be a womanizer (and i'm not one) but it sucks never getting someone to love you in a way that is not as a brother or a friend.

[OceanSwimmer]

'Why doesn't she love me?'

Hmmm maybe you hopped into the sac too soon. The one night stand is just that, Lev, a ONE NIGHT par-tay.

[YourMasterDennis001]

How come she doesn't love me?

[Karlfalcon]

Consensual Wombatting?

[gabynew1]

"how come they don't love me" ... i really related to that.

[mcdudly00]

@gabynew1 i dont get it..

[gabynew1]

@mcdudly00 i find it easy to pick up girls, but lately i can't keep a relation more then 2-3 months...

[mcdudly00]

@gabynew1 i mean why do u wonder why dont they like you, how do you know?

[snorlax42]

I do believe "Can I buy you an ice cream cone" is the best pick up line ever thought up on the spot.

[Aeonhem]

That lacking feeling at the end is what all men with a soul feel. It's not worth it :)

[Subderhenge]

@Aeonhem Yup, It means you are not a dush bag.

[MissNyuuu]

I was really confused for second when she said she was only 19, then I remembered the drinking ages differ xD