Apple commercial - Jeff Goldblum

[Dicsplash2008]

And the 300mhz iMac would still be 10x smoother and more fun to use

[kwelboss]

I am from Mauritiustan how much for one of those?

[jonesdoe1]

@kwelboss Hey it's Mauritius or Ile Maurice. Ta pilon to croire to kav ecrire nom to pays coume sa? Gogot liki torma. Taler to gagne baiser la! falour mama. Dire bonzour torma pou moi, so liki piton ine bien gagner are moi hier soir.

[kwelboss]

@jonesdoe1 Hey baba! Fack to you, om da rrreal Mauritiustani and we have da rrreal nintendo music! Understand my English!?! Coume sa?

[69maldenway]

Hi

[69maldenway]

He sounds like he has a big black cock up his ass

[wiikid41]

id buy all 4 modles of the imac in honor of steven jobs im getting the ipad 2 for christmas in honor of steven jobs im finding where i placed my brothers original ipod 130 gigabite ipod in honor of steven jobs in honor of aman that changed everything of computer technalogie of what it is today hers to a man that changed society for ever

[claudhop6]

@wiikid41 Did Steve Jobs pay you to say that or something? Jeeez, talk about sucking up...

[SimonB198207]

After watching the slowed down 'drunk' versions of these adverts, this sounds like it's been speeded up.

[JonErich]

I have come to the conclusion that Jeff Goldblum doesn't really act in any of his films. He's himself no matter what role he plays and it works :)

[ytscreenname]

Man... Fuck Jeff Goldblum

[ScotIncognito]

As I say it's a line from a film, made popular as a sample on the opie and anthony radio show, its on you tube, intended as a joke for those who might get it. Im not jealous or angry at jeff goldblum (I enjoyed his performance in the fly), and I hope you and your familly enjoy many happy years sailing and drinking martinis until the european super state make you our slaves.

[peejaypo]

Take a clueless person from that timeline to this day and age. Watch their head explode.

[Benjomatic]

Back in the old days they used to have to turn the table that the product was on by hand, now it's all done with computers.

[Fatalerror300]

lol so in order to email people I need to buy a mac

[ScotIncognito]

God damn ritch kunt

[tomperanteau]

@ScotIncognito Aw... Is the little 20 something from the turd world country jealous? Too bad that you suck.

[ScotIncognito]

its a Goldblum line from one of his films, meant as a joke of sorts. If you think its a bad joke remember you thought turd world country was funny. You nailed me about being in my twenties though, cant wait till I'm a weird old bastard insulting people for being younger or foreign.

[tomperanteau]

@ScotIncognito It's the irony of my insult. The irony is that someone that comes from the scum of the earth, someone that is not old enough to learn to find his ars with both hands, is insulting someone else that has worked hard and become successful.. You, and other Eurotrash, are what has caused the downfall of Europe, but you want to whine about other people that are, simply put, better than you.

How backwards.

[jvanegas14]

@tomperanteau don't fucking joke about third world countries man.

[tomperanteau]

@jvanegas14 Did you think that you sounded really important because you used the word "fuck"?

Actually, 21 year old child, don't "fucking" tell your elders what to say when you haven't lived long enough to be able to find your ars with both hands.

[jvanegas14]

@tomperanteau listen, the fact that you decided to criticize my vocabulary, and not my ardent opinion, proves that you are really the child here. I so happen to be Colombian, and I take offense to ignorant troll shit like yours easily and yes, @tomperanteau , I am 15, but I sometimes like to express my opinions when I am angry, or feel strong emotions. 

[tomperanteau]

@jvanegas14 <--- Lied on his profile at Youtube. He is a 15 year old child that tries to act like an adult.

[jvanegas14]

@tomperanteau I never said I was older than who I am.

[bordechica06]

damn he's hot! :)

[Hteam1422]

JURASSIC PARK!!!

[TeHCoLoNeLSaiGoN]

HA!

Who uses email anymore?

[rekkedtruk]

He's goldbluming

[Deddshot]

BUT WHAT IF I DIDN"T HAVE A TOUNGE? D':

[MESHASMGUD]

Checkmate!

[323guiltyspark]

Now that is chaos theory.

[Jordanime]

It's as expensive as licking many, many, many stamps

[asubjectiveopinion]

Who gives a fuck about Jeff Goldblum, it's not the 90s.

[CaptainRon2341]

whats your dads email address?

[petey8887]

I like how 'too expensive' was one of the complaints given as to why people didn't use the internet, and then they advertise an Apple computer. Apple is ANYTHING but cheap and would do nothing to help the people who thought that computers were too expensive.

[shimmy1984]

@petey8887 Yes but its as easy as licking a stamp!

[StuUngar]

@petey8887 Indeed. If my memory serves me correct, these bad boys were running on a whooping 266-300 mhz and cost around $1500 bucks. Meanwhile you could get a 500 Mhz PC for around 1000-1200

[TheNintendAlex]

cetopolus!

[younggunsfan]

Back when people wern't such raging Assholes on teh Internets

[Agett]

Lickin' a Stamp.

Get your sickly euphemism's out of here, young sir! We're a prideful people that rely on truthful and earnest retort.

[turbonoisecat]

0:07

I dont have an email

[ArtificialZero]

@turbonoisecat of course you do, you cannot register @ youtube without one. AND if you register with a non gmail address, internally you automatically get an gmail email account with every google account these days.

[strayebyrd]

@palinfeets

why wouldn't you want to update your computer? Both macs and PCs require constant updates. And both have drives as well for that matter, how else would they store all the porn and illegally downloaded music that people rack up?

[breasthound]

it's as easy as licking a stamp. BUT... not quite so easy if you've been living in the desert for the last few days; you would get very dehydrated yes, yes.

[SalilSundresh]

@breasthound hahaha

[strongyang]

I've use the old mac before but not the new mac haha

[DeadlikeaPixel]

@palinfeets Actually, It doesn't matter whether it is a window's or mac to get pop-ups. I own a windows computer and I just install adblock. Macs do get pop-ups, for me. Window's IS turn-on and go...

[MrCaine]

I just joker grinned. fuckgoddamnit

[shultzzack]

Its as easy as uhh... lickin a stamp!

[DeadlikeaPixel]

@palinfeets They never seemed to work for me... I just don't like 'em

[DeadlikeaPixel]

I love Jeff Goldblum! But I hate macs!

[LastGeicoCaveman]

awesome actor. shitty ass computer company

[EDDY69]

@LastGeicoCaveman ...Really?

[LastGeicoCaveman]

@EDDY69 yea really

[EDDY69]

@LastGeicoCaveman ok...Have fun Jerking off to Jeff Goldblum on your pc.

[LastGeicoCaveman]

@EDDY69 u stupid dyslexic fuck, read my first comment again, i was bitchin at apple cuz i hate that company. and i said that jeff is awesome.

[parafleet]

@LastGeicoCaveman But that is a condition where one puts letters in unoriginal order when reading them. This has nothing to do with being gay or acting as homosexual. What is Jeff?  Where is he?

[LastGeicoCaveman]

@parafleet wtf did i even mention gay or homo in any of my other comments? and im refering to Jeff Goldblum not a random Jeff incase if it wasnt obvoious enough for u.

[parafleet]

@LastGeicoCaveman Jeff Goldblum was good in The Fly, wasn't he? I don't know that the man is gay, though.

[chica476]

I would lick Goeff Goldblum if he was a stamp.

[jpastuch]

What's email?

[GoodMcGee]

So, 240p, we meet again.

[chica476]

Jeff Goldblum is the true Jewish Messiah, who sits at the right hand of Morgan Freeman.

[hotelmario510]

Email? What is this thing you call email? *uses Facebook*

[BuddhaForSale]

@hotelmario510 You need email to use Facebook.

[hotelmario510]

@BuddhaForSale Uh...b...Well-played, suh. Have some Internets for your troubles.

[skoronesa]

his stamps are prolly laced with lsd, like dots, crazy dollar drugstore candy and its lsd...lsd is a hell of a drug.

[MsFingerwood]

You mean this whole time I've been on the internet I've been missing this sweet e-mail party? The kind of party where there's soda cans everywhere but nobody's talking?

[94XJ]

@MsFingerwood No, it's the kind of party where you sit in a room...alone...telling yourself you're having fun.

[yousini]

mac - for the stupid people out there, cause god knows there is alot of em

[TheForceIsMyAlly]

WHY ARE COMPUTERS SO FUCKING COMPLICATED

[MrJustletmeseeit]

@TheForceIsMyAlly

1. you allow the immense number of options to overwhelm you without taking the time to learn the individual features as you learn basics.

2. you give up because you feel the fight cannot be won because you perceive the potential victory farther and farther into the future while projecting your current state of emotions on future encounters with your pc.

3. find what you enjoy about the computer and explore it to its deepest depths, the journey will teach you more than you know

[DEWit2EM]

Why does his babbling remind me of Billy Cosby's pudding pop commercials?

[RobTheLobotomist]

mac think different.

pc think not retarded

[meetdiamond]

i'd lick his stamp ;P

[Bearlizard777]

Say hell no to Imac.

[zeezycel]

and so now tell me? Do you have an E mail?

ahah shmexy

[UhustickPwnU]

>it's too expensive

implying e-mail costs money.

[drrobertoboogie97]

@UhustickPwnU He said expansive, not expensive

[milkygear]

"jeff goldblum suck hulk hogan dick" - the "iron sheik"

[milkygear]

jeff goldblum is a faggot

[MrGoochable]

@milkygear Dont you ever say that again or I'll slit you up the middle

[TetrisChemisttt]

see, he pretty much explains that macs are for the people who don't know shit about computers, it's oh, you don't know what email is? well get shit from apple, however, just hope mac users never get educated or they'll realize how they're getting ripped off

[thatclassicalchick]

I'm a big fan of the Jeff Goldbluman group

[wickkidda]

man, elon gold got his impression of him perfect, the way he moves his eyes and the way he smiles

[NeoBattousaiGX]

Ian Malcolm I am disappoint! >:(

You're a mathematician I figured you'd be smart enough to be a PC man.

(Anyone taking this comment seriously is an idiot :D Even though PCs are better than Macintrash.)

[Mrtheben]

Lol im thinking of Zoey right now .

[ImperialArmour]

I'd rather lick the stamp.

[hollikins58]

i clicked the 'like' button just because i love jeff goldblum...it has completely nothing to do with the ad itself :D <3

[germyw]

That's one fine Jew! But why is he so dark? He must be th real deal isrealite Jew .lol! Love. Him.

[lavideomania]

Ah the good old days -- when people used to lick stamps.

[LadyMurderMaid]

woah...i haven't seen one of these since I was in kindergarten...

[alexandergreenb]

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[1MJKP1]

My sis Pria has been liking him since she waz 3yrs old!! she STILL like him!! im a fan 2!! 

[LARUCUS]

Man, fuck jeff goldblum

[BlackSpider1818]

RIP

[1MJKP1]

@BlackSpider1818 he's not dead, he got a new movie out called 'Morning Glory'

[cg2916]

I don't think it can get much simpler than hooking up a wire to a computer. Windows has that too!

[Trey2148]

I remember these computers, my school had them.

[VideoGamingDog]

"Its as easy as licking a stamp!" Yeah, a $800 stamp!

[Oxyster7]

@VideoGamingDog you mean a $4000(£2500) stamp.

[OakridgeProductions9]

yep you go on your mac to create a email on Windows Live.....

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

pc is better though...

[PneumoniaForce]

He'll always be Ian Malcolm to me.

[TMundo]

@PneumoniaForce What about the fly?

[creaturanoctis]

His voice is soooo sexy and relaxing and soothing....ahh, really nice to listen to:)

[fenriz218]

He sortta looks ... Jewish ... :D

[Rayningstorms]

@fenriz218 He is jewish xD

[cityhawk80]

He'll always be Seth Brundle to me

[fROmTh3fUTURe]

Jeff Goldblum is the shit.

[theypretend]

lol when was this from when there were people without email....

[ThatOneGuy831]

one of my favorite actors

[DeusDemonolith]

Is this sped up? Or have i been listening to the drunk one too much?

[mskiara18]

If he has a email address, I wish I knew it ❤

[Piatnitskysaurus]

@mskiara18 dude, totally.

[DanyBarragan]

@mskiara18 the commercial is saying that he didn't have an email, but now he doesn't feel left out..

[mskiara18]

...That's not even the reason why I made that comment 5 months ago.

[De34g1e]

HE CAN'T DIE

[MaoiMeowi2]

It takes him 10 minutes to get connected to the internet? Does he...NOT know what to do with the network cable?

[iDiggMGL]

@MaoiMeowi2 Network cable? Do you not know how to connect through WiFi? Does your case of fossil bones even have WiFi?

[MaoiMeowi2]

@iDiggMGL WiFi is slower than a cable. WiFi is easy too, and I don't see it taking more than half a minute at most, unless the network is fucking up.

-

My case of "fossils" is probably newer than you think, by the way. What hardware is in your relative supercomputer?

[iDiggMGL]

@MaoiMeowi2 "WiFi is slower than a cable." -To me, that says, "No, my PC doesn't have WiFi."

My supercomputer has an Intel Celeron P8600, 2 (WHOPPING) GB of DDR2, 120GB HDD and WiFi *Ding*

[MaoiMeowi2]

@iDiggMGL Whatever. This PC I'm on right now is stationary, so there's no reason not to get a cable. My laptop has WiFi. This is 2010, not 2000.

-

My stationary supercomputer has an Intel Core 2 Quad Q9550, 4(Double Whopper?)GB DDR3, a 320 GB HDD and a 1TB HDD, and potential for WiFi (although wired is faster). My laptop has a Core i7-720QM, 4GB DDR3, a 500GB HDD, and WiFi.

-

How long have you had it?

[iDiggMGL]

@MaoiMeowi2 Nah, I was joking. That computer I named is an outgoing Sony Vaio from 2008.

-My desktop "stationary computer" has an Intel Core i7-860, 8GB DDR3, 2TB HDD and WiFi built in.

-My laptop has an i7-620M, 8GB DDR3, 500GB HDD and WiFi, as well.

[MaoiMeowi2]

@iDiggMGL Bu-! Wha-! ...I'm jealous. Although why would you use WiFi with your desktop (if, in fact, you keep it on your desk)? Seems pointless.

[iDiggMGL]

@MaoiMeowi2 Because my desk isn't near the jack. Also, my desk is huge, so, if I aNted to move it, I'd need to take everything off and out of it and then get three people to help.

[MaoiMeowi2]

@iDiggMGL Well, if you don't have a long enough cord...all the same, I'll stick with what I have.

[iDiggMGL]

@MaoiMeowi2 Fair nuff

[stanburdman]

What does this have to do with Apples?

[huamei65]

I find it funny he would mention their price considering their price today. 300 for an ipod when a netbook with seven costs the same yet does 50x more? I think I'll stay with a pc.

[macminimarco]

an ipod is way cooler than a netbook, netbooks are realy stupid why would any budy want to buy one, if you have a laptop why do you need a netbook for.

people dont like mac because they cant afford one

but they wish they could and every one else also

[MaoiMeowi2]

@macminimarco Why would I pay $500+ more for a made-for-idiots-by-idiots operating system (that's the only thing unique about Macs)?

[SuperGameman87]

licking a stamp, nice

[mishabruml]

too expensive... i dont yet think apple have found a solution to that one

[Pythia333]

@mishabruml > Of course they have...BETTER lame-brained, hollow-worded advertising. ALL HAIL APPLE, THE CULT OF DECEPTION!!!

[mishabruml]

@Pythia333 lol i meant they havent solved the problem of their over-priced products that are tactically outdated within a few months. haha yeh like lemmings to the cliff

[ryharrington]

check out the Jeff Goldblum Brocast commercial on Youtube

[FCCAGut]

And what ran a park with an entire island full of extinct animals? An Apple computer, hope Windows doesnt crash or Denniss plan would be a lot harder to do, the outcome would have been the same though, except a lot more people would have died and we could yet blame Microsoft for the problem because of another blue screen.

[TehTyg13]

@FCCAGut

We have no sure clue what the hell it was. It had the apple logo, but the kid said it was Unix, then he was talking about a C:\ prompt. Then he said it was a supercomputer, which would probably be a Cray. Think before you type.

[FCCAGut]

@TehTyg13

I checked IMDB, read the book, and saw the movie like 20 times. If I recall correctly there wasn't no sort of nonsense such as a C:\ prompt in the movie. The filing system was on Unix. It was written in full Python on a Macintosh. You even stated yourself 2 things that explain the Macintosh that makes you an idiot. The Macinstosh's were running something in the park that controlled everything.

[TagMandDK]

I don't like licking stamps. So fuck you.

[nicholas132]

Jeff was probably not even a macfag, apple hires fame to star in commercials, like everyone

[cmitch419]

IT'S A FREAKING PARTY!

[CptFarfegnugen]

I'm kinda surprised that there are no "Independence Day" comments on here...

[PianoAnalyst]

@CptFarfegnugen "Mm, yes.. Fat Lady.."

[G1NZOU]

@CptFarfegnugen Must go Faster?

[CptFarfegnugen]

@G1NZOU I'm just saying, he did save the world in ID4 with an Apple computer...

[G1NZOU]

@CptFarfegnugen Ha ha, true.

What's weird was how the Aliens computers actually ran a Virus written on a Mac.

[davidkeithbecket]

the drunk version is better

[sirslope]

"Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again."

"No, you're... ehh ahh, you're making, uhh, all new ones."

[EricTheHax]

Jeff Goldblum is 100% of the Jeff Goldblum market.

[mittina]

my tongue is so sensitive :( i cant lick a stamp.. it'll cut it right thru damn you jeff goldblum

[badmuthahubbard]

"I don't know anything about computers, but I played someone who did in a movie."

[campbpar]

ehhh.. can't help but see goldblum as a little too weird in this vid. love the fly tho!

[qeizen]

I swear Jeff Goldblum and boxxy are related.

[GoRla89]

Both are San Fransisco Jewish faggs

[mc3kordz]

hopefully you've kept this island quarantined and contained but I'm in shock about all this...

[Basiltheking]

lol i love the lost world

[mc3kordz]

now you're John Hammond.

[Basiltheking]

momies very angry

[Ebrainiac1]

He's one of the most powerful cards in all of duel monsters!

[TheZillaJr]

love the guy's voice

[SenorAwesome]

You can kinda see him in the early stages of turning into a fly here.

[chokingonroses]

you sir just made my week

[RandyWho92]

The only reason I like apple is for the iPod Touch. If you hate apple so much that you think the iPod touch sucks then you haven't tried it. Either that or it just sucks for you lol. I bought one and if you use the righ jailbreaking software and installer, the UI and possibilities are endlessly great. I mean I just installed an app that can be used as my keys for my car... Mac computer =sh!t, iPod touch= only reasonably awesme product that i like of theirs.

[JETZcorp]

An app that you can use for... DAMN!

[RandyWho92]

I'm so lost...? lol

[JETZcorp]

You said you had an app you can use as keys to your car. That's insane!

[RandyWho92]

Oh, lol it's actually an app anyone can get, so in other words, you don't have to jailbreak for app such as this. :]

I don't know anyone without an email address. It'