Left 4 Dead - Common Infected

[MrBryan0606]

this how my gf sound at night...



[waffles4everful]

1:01 he falls asleep 1:51 hes sick 3:17 hes infected :D

[thrillerguy1000]

sounds like somethin u would hear on a porno..

[footballfreak237]

dude are you one of the people who made the game laggy

[brandon77091]

looks like the voice actor is havin a seizure call a medic quick

[Raladras38957]

the last one is from half-life 1 lol

[edd4223]

the beginning is very disturbing its like its trying to take a shit

[Kenisi1]

7:41-I´ve been looking for this one for ages ;D The first time I heard that I ROFLed for an hour and a half thinking "What the hell did he say?" XD

[KaiserSehen]

@Kenisi1 dude i TOTALLY know what you mean!

in the midst of all the gunfire, explosion and snarling, i heard that, paused the game and looked at my friend laughing and yelling "WHAT!? XD"

[KaiserSehen]

@Kenisi1 BRLUGHAS FRUAGHAS SNYEAAAGH!!!

[bloopergman]

@KaiserSehen 7:39

[KaiserSehen]

@KaiserSehen oh my god! you spelled it the same way i did on Face book hours ago! XD

[TheDB1337]

Intense facial expressions: X3 XD :D >:D D:<

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

If the TF2 classes were zombies...

Heavy: Tank

Scout: Jockey

Demoman: Charger

Soldier: Boomer

Sniper: Smoker

Pyro: Witch

Engineer: Spitter

Spy: Hunter

Not sure who the Medic would be.

[Matespr]

@plymouthdodgewrecks you are witch pyro inst woman valve says all is man

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@Matespr No, I mean ability-wise, as the Witch and the Pyro set people on fire.

[Xoireqe]

@plymouthdodgewrecks Healthpack :P

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@Xoireqe Now THAT, is a good idea XD

[MegaEpic1337]

it sounded like a zombie said teeth lol

[kotorfan100]

anyone else think that if they make a l4d3 that they should make a real realistic mode where they get you down in 1=5 hits and theres no special infected except for the hazmat swat types of zombies and a mode where you can get a coustom survival map and put barricades or huge buildings?

[Antibearvirus]

How come I havn't heard it as scary as this in the game?

[zombiemodder247]

this sounds like me in the morning

[shugieboy14]

it sound like a fat dude havin nightmares lol

[funfun1232]

The Female face up on the right looks to be if happy

[superawsomeness82]

7:48 sounds like one of the cores frome portal 1 when you incinerate them at the ending.

[solidfreak123]

@superawsomeness82 Yep, you're right. It's pretty common for Valve to recycle sounds from their past games.

[drumlug13]

@solidfreak123 they recycled the survivors faces in the first game and made them zombies in the second.

[solidfreak123]

@drumlug13 They did? I never noticed that, pretty interesting

[FlipperBoidSkua]

........ O.O

Is it weird that I find the sounds of the Common Infected a hell of a lot scarier than the sounds of the Special Infected?

[FanSoulEater]

@FlipperBoidSkua no it isnt weird ._. THEY ARE FREAKING CREEPING ME OUT

[baabeeboobing1]

2:52 it sounds like hes saying kisses

[mrsslein]

1:02 that is so scary ._.

[Masterchief12344]

The jockey was a midget rapist

[davvvvo]

@Masterchief12344 a wheelchair using redneck rapist

[Masterchief12344]

@davvvvo that is also possible

[SplicedSplicer362]

I bet these guys have a hard time trying to say things. :\

[JoeFGale]

in a year or to your going to start hereing these howels in the streets the super-rabies strain will turn their victims into infected/living zombies just like the common infected except they eat people not punch and kick aha

[ravensgirl09]

Dog having a dream about killing all the cats in the world...

[SuperBigbaby13]

thembs up if they sound like people having a dream

[halloweenfan92]

mike patton did a godo job soundsl ike the darkness soemtiems

[SpartanUnDead]

Put the subtitles (CC button) to Hilarious Message.

[ThePizzaHutMan]

Common infected-everyday random people

Boomer-Fatty-(duh)

Tank-A guy that used Steroids

smoker-the guy that smokes (duh)

Jockey-crazy guy or former clown

hunter-emo/teen/gangsta

charger-Farmer

Witch-a girl who got dumped or stabbed or somthin like that

Spitter-ugly chick

[bhw100000000]

I like how they try to talk

[stfuimpaul]

@butcherkid9000 dont forget the fact tht only the stem of ur brain is working... the part tht is like breath and heart beat... so the entire body is relying on instinct and u can neer think of anything cfreative only.... walk... chase... join crowd... attacck survivor... so yea its like u urself is dead but ur body is still going... when ur a zombie ur not u anymore dude ur an it

[stfuimpaul]

at one point it sounde like lszzz us n kck u ss which translates to letus in or ill kick your !@#

[kingofmonkeys100]

common infected-normal people

tank-bodybuilder/dad

witch-a child crying/youngest child

smoker-uncle

hunter-middle son

boomer-oldest son who loves eating

jockey-crazy mailman

spitter-single wwoman

charger-surgone 

[glados360]

4:52 sounds like a Na`Vi giving birth

[notfred1233]

@glados360 lol totally!!!!!

[MusicoRoxo]

Sounds like my snoring the first 15 seconds xD

[AMOKfaction]

i wonder who did the voices for the infected? especially for the hunter and his scream o.o

[ZanteNakamura]

@AMOKfaction it was just talking then audio edited very highy

[DawnSky0]

At 1:54 I CRACKED THE HELL UP!!!!

[pokemontrainerxxx]

Spitter: Why did I have to die pregnant?! I spit in all your faces!!

Screamer: ...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaker: Fuck off, I'm taking a piss!

[pokemontrainerxxx]

Common infected before being infected

Tank: Oh shit I'm dead! I'll take these steroids to fuck up everyone!

Hunter: Hey punks what are you--AHHH!

Boomer: Hey! I just wanna get ice cream! AHH! Help! Help!

Smoker: I knew this was going to happen. Well I'll have a couple smokes..

Witch: *Crying* Go ahead and kill me! I don't care!!

Charger: Well at least I managed to make my right arm really strong since the past 3 years

Jockey: *Jumps on infected* Take that! Take that! Take--Ugh...

[SuperDaryl13]

5:03 , infected chipmunks XD

[Elanore1235]

@SuperDaryl13 LOLOLOLOLOL This is f-ing funny, I cant stop laughing XD

[AntiFleskHjerta]

Why do the common infected always attack eachother?

[AMOKfaction]

@AntiFleskHjerta they arent exactly smart

[MusicoRoxo]

@AntiFleskHjerta Survival of the dead-est. *Shrug* Their dumbasses.

[piano1350]

wow at 2:59 i think i heard a zombie mumbling "why's no-one"

[piano1350]

i REALLY wish i could actually see the common infected lying, sitting, fighting, etc.!!! link any1?

[mezhciemniece]

Atfirst the horde is asleep....

[GoldPie11]

LoL turn on the captions

[TechnoWoOt]

It feels like im sitting and listening to a old perv .. ( 1:38 )

[AnimalOfAnime]

8:57 ZOMBIE FART

[HanakoNaraku]

@AnimalOfAnime XD

[AnimalOfAnime]

god these zombies masterbait more than the charger

[thecurse23]

i find it funny that the guy who did the Infected sounds (except the tank and witch) was the singer of Faith No More

[knightace2002]

@thecurse23 wows seriously? how kool lol didn't know that (the witch was done by a girl and someone who can do wat i do sometimes lol idk about the tank tho)

[thecurse23]

@knightace2002 yeah, i had to do a little research. the tank was done by Frank Tatasciore. he did the voice for Baird in Gears of War 1 and 2

[jojolovespie123]

What is this some kind of messed up porno audio tape? xD

[BillOverback]

the red emotion core in portal uses yelling sounds of the infected

[chimeradude1]

whats the sound @ 8:57 ?

i want to download it...

[GeoffShouldWin]

Common Infected-Normal People

Tank-divorced Dad

Witch-Divorced Mom

Smoker- oldest son

hunter-teenage sun

Boomer-obese son

Jockey-Uncle

Spitter- aunt

Charger-Masterbating fella

[Elanore1235]

@GeoffShouldWin Charger, LOVE IT!!!! XD

Witch- needs a huggle *hugs her*

[powerofsonic]

@GeoffShouldWin Jockey was uncle cause when he was non infected i bet he was a big guy

[gaap2000]

@GeoffShouldWin lol you put hunter-teenage sun

[sporeman1331]

@GeoffShouldWin DADDY TAKES STEROIDS? NO WONDER HIS OLDEST SON SMOKES

[grez14]

mike patton is a zombie XD

[HUGELadyGagafan01]

6:10-6:19 When does a normal Common Infected EVER sound like that...?!

[WannaBPilot16]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

2:50

KISSEs

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

I'm gonna play this really loud outside my moms bedroom someday.

[stfuimpaul]

@Semi0Skimmed0Milk u should do tht with the witches audio lol

[gockersmirts]

... creepy ... and talking kinda

[TheUndeadguy666]

Near the end sounds like a zombies trying to take a huge dump why constipated

[kutkuslayer]

6:47 COCK!

[FuturelegendkillerV3]

Guy from Fantomas did an AMAZING job on the zombie voices!

[CapnE625]

7:42 Did that zombie say "Motherfuckas!" or am I just hearing things?! XD

[StormKraized]

Were is my Kitchen is says after were is my house

[Capcanister]

2:50 to 2:52 sounds like "where is my house"

[HUGELadyGagafan01]

4:26-4:34 sounds like my mom when shes pissed..

[MsKevin400]

@HUGELadyGagafan01 holy shit

[leetifier]

@HUGELadyGagafan01 LOL!

[SpriteFlashMaster]

is it me or is the zombie in the center with the green jacket and the blood on fore head look like the guy from 300

[weeneytoddlover]

@SpriteFlashMaster Kinda Does.

[SodaAdiction]

@SpriteFlashMaster lol THIS IS STARTA

[123speedking]

it actually kinda does

[candyanime2]

Hard to believe MIke Patton single-handedly did every single sound here.

GLaDOS's anger core just got a lot creepier, huh?

[toffeespartan]

7:42 'i got scared'

[1021Shadowhedghog]

thats some scary shit man

[BecauseICan34]

The most fucked up thing is I heard something resembling this outside my window last night. lol

[weeneytoddlover]

@BecauseICan34 U okay dude?

[Doofensmtihs]

i cant take the horde serious anymore xD

[weeneytoddlover]

@Doofensmtihs u ok dewd?

[ilikelife101]

that main zombie you see looks like Jeroid Butler but in a zombie way

[humanconvertile]

I can tell they spent a lot of time on the Horde, look at all those voice samples!

[ThisDudeFromMA]

@GameZombie10 your right O_O

[WthProductions100]

sounds like hes sleeping for most of it

[Xmickens11]

@6:36 it sounds like a zombie vioently masterbating lol

[HydeXInXSight]

@re4addict16 You're so right lol and If i heard that sound where i live my heart would drop haha.

[StarWarsHalo3]

lol hes mental fo shizzle ma nizzle

[nicholas148]

sound like an idiot talking...

[pwngingpleasure]

this is a play-by-play of me taking a major shit XD

[utubepplz1]

(groaning of infected) *me*FALCON PAUNCH!!!!!!@@!@!!@

[XxRedKunxX]

That sounds... Interesting.

[hostesaft83]

i read the comment about zombie sex and wondered.. then i got to the part where the zombi sounds came. i lol,d

[tyoro]

its funny some of the groans and screams are also used in Portal by the GLaDOS sphere things like in 7:48 and 7:53

[Fezztecfilms]

4:09  BLUERGH-WOAHW :d

[gideony16]

2:25 to 2:50 sounds like someone just waking up, yawning and snoring lol

[OMGITSAWUTSIT]

at 4:02 he says "ghotta poo" lol

[MrSpidersplicer]

the common infected are always trying to be special infected like leaping fails or charge fails.

[jakfang5]

omg he did lolololol say it at 7:42

[IceCreamBender]

5:54...he sounds like the church guy when he's becomming infected...you could even look and hear closely to the church guy audio

[EopiaxTatouva]

Omg, the horde are the weakest but how come their voices and sounds are ALOT scarier D:

[annettehall6041]

at 8:57 sounds like farts agenst a mud flap

[xd0min0x]

AT 7:42 HE SAYS "thats what i just diid"

omg lol

[EopiaxTatouva]

@xd0min0x ...Omg you are right! They do speak *.*

[xd0min0x]

4:45 4:50 *nom nom nom nom!!*

4:53 ZOMBIE IN A BLENDER!!

[leetifier]

@xd0min0x lawl yeah

[Zorenomaru]

8:57 What the hell is that? xD

[theranranruu]

itd be rly cool to control a whole horde tho :P

[ribbonhead]

VERY DISTURBING SEX NOISES

[SilentHillFTW]

I always loved the sound of the female Common Infected xD They're just entertaining with their random growls and screams.

[QueenofPancakes5260]

@CaitlinGuevara2 lol yeah i hear it. it kinda sounds like they are sleeping too tho :P in a way

[xSakuraKurox]

Sc-scary! I don't think i can watch the rest! Too scaaaaarryyyyy!!!!! *cries* Dx

[Nazydog675]

The girl zombies is like saying 'PARTEEH" XD

[G5JokeR]

man they make noises like when im snoring xDDDD and some noises sound like they are having sex XDDDDDDDDDD tooooo funny

[pidgeonchillin]

sex noises disturbing

[toomanyobsessions]

Argh, the snarl at 7:53 sounds SO DAMN FAMILIAR! I know its from a song, i just can't remember which one!

[toomanyobsessions]

Ah! Now I remember! It's a sound from Portals!

[imurderoreos]

Think happy thoughts....think happy thoughts....think happy thoughts..... ;-;

[FuturelegendkillerV3]

Sounds...so....WRONG!! Mike Patton did an amazing job though on the voices!

[halloweenfan92]

soudns like the darkness sleeping

[Player1Joined]

so wrong....sounds so very wrong

[MrBoxen]

I wish you could play as them

[johnnymclaneutah]

Yeah but they're so vulnerable, you would have to be ninja-zombie to dodge bullets :P

[MrMulti101]

@MrBoxen lol what fun would that be?!

"woo hoo i can run fast "dead"

[InteractiveBUD]

Then you would have servers hosting like 1000 people lol.

[thechoclatewonder]

About 8 min of zombie sex..... and i listened the whole time!!

[TheDarkness2112]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

@thechoclatewonder u sick bastard

[thechoclatewonder]

8:57- to 8:59 it sounds like he just took a dump

[DBsantos77]

LOOOOOL! It really does!!!

[Gancherf2]

@thechoclatewonder It did!

[ultraking312]

LOL CREEPY AND DISTURBING

[Dmasterman]

Infected everyday people :O

[jaykob213]

lol sounds like the sleep walking noises on step brothers

[OiShawnyBoy]

now that i listen to it, i've heard SO many of these noises, and never noticed that they were prerecorded (like i knew they were) but it never really came off as that... this is trippin my brain

[OiShawnyBoy]

imagine instead of 4 vs 4, like 20 vs 40

sorry, off topic, but i wanted to say that

[QuintonAdams3511]

sounds like he is cumming on a survivor XD

[nortoncillo1]

Mike Patton is amazing....

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

Lol "if something wakes them from their stupid..."

[Zapalta]

he said "stupor". but stupid is WAYY funnier xD

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

I listened to it again lol your right, but I thought it was funnier when i thought he said stupid lol XP

[solidfreak123]

1:13 he sounds like he just cummed lol

[JyskyRakas]

3:00 "Where's *mubling*..? I don't know..."

[solidfreak123]

at 3:00 he i guess he says "Where's Francis? I don't know" lol

2:40 "Where's the car? Where's my sister..?"