Manly crisps, my claw and death

[notquiteaprincess]

you make me laugh :)

[XxXCherryz]

i would eat cheese it would have 2 b the bright orange 1 tho caws choc maskes u faaaat and it makes me feel sick if i eat 2 much of choc

[XxXCherryz]

r u english, cos its a cute accent, i am english 2 and i never thought we had an accent, obviously i was mistaken :)

[NotNowMartha]

hahahahaha yeah im english!!

[sarahsdeal]

I would eat CHEEESEEEEEEEEE

mm, bre. oh lawwd.

ps. i'm sarahmascara on db :)

[NotNowMartha]

hehehhe :) awesome! see you on db! :D

[MisterMcCallister]

I'd eat cheese.

I'm McCallister on daily booth.

[NotNowMartha]

CHEESEFTW

ahhhh yes i thought as much :)

heelloooo

[dailivesinaustria]

1. How on earth can you not like nutella?

2. don't think you need a particular cheese, but might be best to try it with one that doesn't taste too much like gouda

[NotNowMartha]

1. i dont know :D im more of a savoury person, i choose cheese every time!!!! :P

2. hhahahahah oh, gouda!

[dailivesinaustria]

CHEEEESE

just cause my mouth would go all sticky when only eating chocolate :D

idk if you've ever tried it, but nutella with cheese is quite good btw

[NotNowMartha]

OMG

that sounds so weird

i dont really like nutella

but we have some in the house at the moment and that sounds interesting!

any particular cheese?

[bassbacke]

Cheese. No question about it.

[jeandfilms]

men don't care about fat! lol

[frostedflakessuck]

I absolutely LOVE your vlogs. They make me happy.

[NotNowMartha]

hahahhahahha thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuu :D !!!!! MUCH LOVE

[RichardCrosby09]

LOLOLOL :)

Ok ok so my first video was shite! I'll make a newerer betterer one yeah? Thanks for the pimp out :D

And errr cheese for me I reckons.

[NotNowMartha]

ahahhahahhaha

yeah go make a good one :D

UPBEAT

KEEP IT UPBEAT

take some tips from me, love!

CHEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEE YYYYAAAAAYYY

[AnastasieBoulay]

Chocolate.

[NotNowMartha]

oohhhh i couldnt do it!!!

[mystiqueivy]

lmao this was hilarious!! i almost started crying of laughter at the pics of your claw hands again ahha xD because the first time, i only saw you were writing it, but not hearing you say "I MEAN LOOK AT IT!!!!!" all freaked out made my day haha. i could have gladly seen you talking about that for two more minutes :P soo truuee about guys not caring about trans fats! and YAY for being excited on DB!! its SO truee! you always are!! haha you are awesome and so funny :) lovefollowingyou <333 xx

[mixedupwords]

CHOCOLATE FOR SURE! love it.

i went through a phase two years ago of just eating cheese and my face went really round. hahah.

LOL AT YOUR CLAW BTW! AND YOUR MANLY CHIPS! HAHAHAH.

ps i love what you're wearing! and your hair/eyes are amazing :]

ps this is @hellolove :]

[NotNowMartha]

ahahhahahha!!! i was worried that people would be like "well obviously cheese cause if you ate chocolate for the rest of your life then youd get so fat" but the same thing would happen if you ate cheese :) hehheh

AHHHAH :D THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! :)

(ps. hello, hellolove)

(pps. goodbye, hellolove!)

[WaftingScribe]

I WILL NOT CHOOSE! And you shouldn't have to either! Chocolate and Cheese are universal constants. The Fondu principle covers all permutations of possible worlds such that there exists no universe without both chocolate and cheese in copious amounts! Fie on those who would withhold chocolatey cheesy goodness from the masses. Gastronomic Freedom for all!

[NotNowMartha]

ahhaahhah you make a good point :)

but its really just a good way to make someone think about what they would prefer and therefore determine if you are a sweet or savoury person!

okay i will change the question slightly

if someone offered you a packet of crisps OR a packet of sweets, which would you choose?

on a regular day i would have crisps. :)

[kimchrysanthemum]

cheese for me too. i get tired of chocolate quickly

[NotNowMartha]

yaaayyyy :) another fighter for the cheese argument

[WEAREANIMALS]

HI MART~ I think I have an issue with caps. "WEAREANIMALS, LIVEITUP, SM1L3"

I feel bad 'cause my usernames always stick out 'cause I'm the asshole with the all caps username LOL.

your claw made me laugh so hard, wtf was that? hahahahha.

and uhm. uhm. I like chocoate and cheese. may I have cheese dipped in chocolate? :(

[NotNowMartha]

HEHHHHEHEHEH

did you like the little bit where i put your name in my hands type thing

took me a while to get the text in the right place ahahahha

I DONT KNOW WHAT IS UP WITH THE CLAW D:

[NotNowMartha]

AND NO YOU CANT

but you can have chocolate dipped in cheese . . .

[WEAREANIMALS]

it was so fancy, I didn't expect that!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahahahahha, I'm impressed.

wtf claw. CLAW. the claw. THE CLAW

[RandomCastaa]

You are adorable. Keep up the vlogging.

[RandomCastaa]

Oh and chocolate probably over cheese. Though either for a lifetime seems rather unpleasant.

[iliketheredchair]

CHEEEESE

[NotNowMartha]

WWOOOOHOOO :D

[kamminzada]

cheeeeese as i can make cheesecake :D

[benthediceman1]

You were always a weird kid huh? :P

And McCoys are awesome and unbelieveably manly. And the reduced sat. fat was done by the female employees of the company and MANLY MEN dont read :P

And definately sweet. I have 3 TABLESPOONS full of sugar in my tea :D

And you're dead? Huh... weird. I must be a nercrophiliac xD

[NotNowMartha]

1. ahahha pretty much :)

2. yeah i was actually thinking its probably to appeal to women as well :P

3. WHAT!?!?!??! TABLESPOONS?!?!?!?! i had to read that twice!!!!!!!!!! THATS NOT SUGAR IN YOUR TEA THATS TEA IN YOUR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!

4. AHAHAHA you're a bad man!!!!!!!

[benthediceman1]

Pssh it is manly crisps. Like Yorkie bar; its not for girls!

And yes, table spoons. In my defence I DO drink tea in pints...

And Im a very bad man xD