Drunk Squirrel at the club? ★DSTWD★ ( David Spates )

[35redBoy]

that sqirrel is straight pervin

[DJRAKKK]

@35redBoy pervin swervin all into the curb in .

[ChuckCh9]

A tad bit bafoonish I say!

[dioneamuscipula]

what a boring prat this man is, does he really have to speak or show his face.

[jpopnlock]

i saw a squieerl jump from one tree to anotha and missed

[sainaus]

you should win 1million dollars for this videio

[MrGeekedup500]

I once saw A Cat a get Struck By Lighting While It was Getting It On.....

Funny Story To Tell His Kids....(If He Was Alive)

[sk8pnk13]

the funniest thing i have ever seen an animal do is a got a cat really really really drunk it was eatin its food then my dad came down stairs and the cat went right through the window

[jacketnipple]

its cuz the squirrel is focused on the guy standing behind him... and being drunk

[TERINAGROSSMAN]

once i saw my cousin geting chased by my cat that was running after him on her two legs!!!

[thepicklebubble]

lol my add was dogs driving, assumingly drunken

[sourd954]

i saw a gorilla at da zoo and it was throwin its crap over the wall and it started hitin people it was funny as he!!

[SuperUranoob]

i saw a lemer rapping another lemer at the zoo XD.

[savagetrell]

I saw a monkey at the zoo smack another monkey run pushed the lil monkeys banged on the glass and peed

[legostopmotionpro]

One time my friends dog and cats were playing i sat on the dogs tail and it kicked the smallest cat and it went flying across the room

[jimmshorts1]

im not racist. i see things as they truely sre. if yiouve got a problem with that. you arw th=e racist

[JarreLL1011]

the squirell in the background's dead or what?

[jimmshorts1]

why do you monkeys steal other peoples videos and claim them like you did them?

[JarreLL1011]

@jimmshorts1 yo a racist racist, aren't ya?

[wammmoi]

i saw my dog pee on another dogs face

[gunman5500]

thanks for the shout out dave :)

[togaking135]

shut the fuck up and let the squirrel do its thing. you your stupid ass comments ruined the whole video. bitch

[theRavensdale]

pls subscribe

[jeepcreep5]

the guy is annoying

[LordNorfick]

Noooo Conker had to much to drink! XD

[sexyhotro]

@K1LLERSHADOW really did you understand it?......... wait are you japanese?

[K1LLERSHADOW]

@sexyhotro only the menu was Japanese, they spoke in English. i found out how to start the game after, like, 15 minutes of messing around. i also found out how to start multiplayer, after a while too. and no, i'm not Japanese.

[TheRenegade217]

was it the vodka or the whiskey ?

[diginabox1]

the heavy breathing at 1:35 is kinda creepy!

[stevan345]

hi hi hi hi

[sexyhotro]

reminds me of conkers bad fur day its a game in xbox and nin64 check it out then you'll see what i mean

[2300ladylove]

you are funn they need to put ya on dvd or tv

[bassmzero]

Sketch Cocmedy

[TSparrow69]

I saw a butterfly attack a guy in a convertable

[worrmiesroo]

there was a bird that found some bread, so it landed and started eating it. then two other birds just swooped down and jumped the first bird. THey knocked him down a drainage pipe and stole his bread.

[MrILuvTV]

My Dog Didn't Wanna Get Off Her Bed So When We Lifted It From One Side, She Stayed Hanging On The Other Side.

That Ship Was Funny!

[dope187]

xD LOL that squirrel was like "get me the fudge outta here, wtf is goin oooonnn!" XD

[dope187]

xD LOL that squirrel was like "get me the fudge outta here, wtf is goin oooonnn!" XD

[JudgeLollie]

I saw a cat get pimp slapped by a squirrel once

[KingsJWarp]

Hey Dave, you can see on my channel that I can't edit any videos until I get a Mac. But I was telling a few people about you, and stuff. ;P

[GodsEnigma1]

my b/f says funniest thing is when dogs r stuck together.....

I say:My pet Rat Smeagol would grab the bars on his cage and let my cats get close to him...then he would reach out and smack them in the face ...the cats backed off ..he was a ninja rat! lol

[Twlightman]

i want to party with that Squirrel.

[MISSDARKNIGHT84]

fuunie ship man...

[thesuperdaddyq80]

i saw a cat beating the hell of a dog

[TyMyson1]

I saw a bird that was drunk fly straight at a window and this wasn't any reinforced window it was a house window. But when he hit it he bounced off like it was rubber but when I went to where it fell it was gone but it didn't fly off ???

[zvegasz]

that cute thinh aint drunk, it´s half dead yo.

[chamillaire3]

i saw ramirez destroy an ac130 with toilet paper and a pen

[hotstreak4life]

Funniest thing i have seen involved a turtle. My friend had a weed plant and next to it was the turtle tank. The weed plant got big and grew into the tank, when we got home the turtle had eaten half of the weed plant and that muther fudger was high! my friend was mad cause his plant was half gone!

[jacksonrrr]

Spelled comedy wrong but you are the funniest dude alive

[Branden123456]

one time, when i was younger like, 12? im 17, it was summer time and i was working at my grandpas shop and went on a delivery with the driver, and there was a big dog chasing a little dog, trying to grab it, and they ran into the street and we were at a stop light and the little one ran by and the big one was like 15 feet behind it, and he pulled up a little and it slammed into the side of the truck.

he saved the little ones life, it got up and ran the other way.

[Affenpopel]

I saw a dog jumping on the back of another dog.

it looked like a funny game. :D

but i don't know, why my dad took me away. :D

[bokim09]

Worked at the track once, after work we was hanging out in the shedrow, my two buddys started slap boxing in front of my one buddys horses stall. The other guy started backing my friend up, slapping the ship outta him, that horse came running up and bit the guy in the arm. That was some funny ship.

[jdogg288]

the funniest thing i saw an anima do was have sex and then all of a sudden vomits and licks it....

[Dangerz92]

I saw a dog scare a kid on a bike back up into a hole and he fell backwards on his back xD

[werwr4]

MAN I SAID MUTHER FUDGIN DOLLAR AT SCHOOL AND GOT DETENTION...

I EVEN MADE IT CLEAR

[ajuoy]

a few months ago when there was a LOT of snow my friend and i went for a walk in the park. then we decided to build a snowman so we did!

personally i thought it looked mutated, when my friend was about to disagree a dog attacked out snowman

i love animals!

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

one time this dog was gunna get hit by a car and the only thing that saved that dogs life was a bird. i was like WTF?! how do u hit a bird?!

[mrrhinohead31two31]

Annotation says "Sketch cocmedy"

[TheZeaf]

How do you have over 100,000 subscribers but only get an average of 15,000 views per video? The mind boggles! Because you iz all funny and ship! x

[Linmus]

yall not going to believe this one, i once saw two dogs fighting, and one of the dogs bit the other one in the leg, so when the other one was on the ground, it propped itself against a post, and started to stomp the other dog with one of it's hind legs

[chelseygrace1]

@Linmus lol dang i'd love to see that

[Linmus]

@chelseygrace1 trust me, i was on the ground laughing

[armin3442]

i saw a possum jump into a campfire

[Setheralth]

A squirrel run past my foot, then he ran into a tree... all I could say was "goody". xD

[Jsouthwell2006]

i think this is the funnyest thing ive ever seen an animal do lol

[GrapeFruit0point2]

i once got my dog stoned......you ever seen a stoned Dog?.....then we got her drunk....she was running into walls barking at them then she just started to stare at us......like this is a st. Bernard and she was reminding me of Cojo or.....what ever that steven king movie was

[Hoezi02]

I like the new intro, its nice.

Great Vlogs btw

[PzXSkyLine]

I saw my cousin's puppy dry hump a stuff animal(bear)!

[dontedj]

when i was in the 7th grade 2 squirrels were fighting over a nut then dey started to hav sex i think den one of the squirrels ran off wit the nut

[EBSTE3R]

its on lsd

[usetece]

achihol lls

[VietNhan22]

you can eat a old pumpkin and get drunk???

[sonny8259]

@VietNhan22 all alcohol is created by rotting stuff... vodka = potatoes, rye whiskey = rye wheat, beer = hops and barley... etc etc... let is sit and go bad long enough and u create alcohol

[popkorn66]

@VietNhan22 Ya, in prison they ferment fruits, ketchup, and water to make some fucked up ass alcohol

[jenna4real99]

@VietNhan22 aha if its fermented...which means rotting. lol

[LolPomps]

@VietNhan22 old watermelon would be better

[lolkjhhh]

@VietNhan22 yea because when it fermants the rotten age leavs behind acahol

[ThePurpleHairedGirl]

Mine was when my dog farted and looked up and started barking

[595moore]

A somewhat funny thing i saw years ago: i saw a pigeon pick at a stem of an apple. It pecked at it for less than 5 mins. (i timed it...i was bored, ok?). Anyway, it finally got the apple out of the tree and on the ground. The pigeon was about to eat the apple...only for a falcon to come out of nowhere, swoop down, grab the pigeon and fly away. The only thing that popped in my mind was: "Wow mother nature...you can be a bitch sometimes." I laughed afterwards.

[karateandhalo]

@595moore hahahaaha

[thebossmanj]

@595moore DAMB NATURE>>>> YOU SCARY !!!!

[moemoe216002]

@595moore ha ha ha that is so funny i love that squirrel

[grob245]

@595moore damn nature you scary

[nishell3200]

@XxPixaxX O.O Oh lawd. That must of hurt...

[jacoBlackluver7]

I saw a turtle hump a hiking boot. It made the most interesting sounds too...

[TJ32123]

My dog Did the cat it was hiarious they were on the couch its funny cause i come in the living room to watch TEE VEE on the flat screen ant there doin it on the couch where i was about to lay

[anadalay99]

that squirl is stupid

[ANOREXICbeever]

dude this video has been around for like 2-3 years!!!how come you didnt see this sooner!!!!!lol....funny ship

[penguinpingu1994]

a squirrel got drunk off an old jack o lanturn

wow havent heard something like that in awhile....

[mrchoppaboy]

funniet thing i eever saw was a dog fart then sniff it then get scared an run

[TheMrEpicninja]

Best ever Dave

[MultiSpiderdude]

christmas critters raping popeye.

[antipersonneldevices]

somebody call that squirrel a ambulamps

[godfather1747]

lol

[NineteenPercent]

Haha.

Am I bad person because this makes me want to intoxicate unsuspecting animals?

[aznnigg]

i seen a roaster trying to chase a hen and rape it

[tripthe1]

Once a squirrel came down my chimney.

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for a lovely hoodie.

[gamerdude122]

Ah... I saw a stranger's dog enter our house and wouldn't leave. So the dog tried to rape a cat half his size. And the dog chased her for 4 and a half hours. Yep. Desperation is what I like to call it.

[Izzebaya]

My cat fallowed me onto the bus.

[rbordain]

One time my friend was messing with a squirrel and it bit his thumb.......hard

[misterCLASSACT]

LMAO when the squirrel get a hangover... It will be so confused.

[bshipp903]

a squirrel flipped my friends and i off before

[johnzalewski1322]

My dalmatian broke the leash as I was walking it ran full speed into the street into traffic jumped onto a moving cars windshield & onto the other side of the street just to attack a frog lawn ornament.

[Colenzo22]

Yes! Thank you David for puttin back that lovely intro music.

[BSbusters]

Jesie Slaughter here. I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!

[DirtyBallz]

A rabbi was walking on a windy day and his yamaca fell off and some stray dog ran away with it

lol EPIC

[Zemingui]

i feed seagull X lax, and it kept shipping and shipping and shipping it couldn't fly for a while. that some fudging shenanigans!

[hucktn83]

@Zemingui give it an alka- seltzer they go boom funny as ship

[petefan07]

awwww,,thats horrible,,but i honestly would flip if i seen that,, and funniest thing i seen was when my husky/pitbull mix chased a deer into the woods,, then the deer and 2others chased her out, that was very ironic,

[pimpinhoes123456]

one time when it was snowing out. i saw my dog knock down my lil sister and stole her hat

[KrazzyE617]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! dats mad funny dawg!

[MoneyJay77]

I saw a dog pull down the skirt & underwear of a girl before in a park. I think he smelt something fishy.

[Yayukiko]

@MoneyJay77 ROFLMAO. nice :D

[NachoLegacy]

Those people sounded mean..

[buzafazoo]

Whats the funniest thing I've seen an animal do? Check out my video response: "Mantle Cat Won't Share The Drugs".

[maxfriday11]

once i saw a dog and it was laying there and a cat walked by and the shot up like a rocket

[shaggytimepoop]

the funniest thing i've ever seen an animal do is that ship right there

[Starksoul]

I once watched a chipmunk pick up and eat an entire slice of pizza. The slice was as large as the chipmunk! It was very picturesque...greedy ass chipmunk.

[SodapopandTwobit101]

once when i was going to school i saw this one dog run in front of my mom's moving cars and the on the corner of that same street i saw this black dog humping this white dog. My mom said this is a bad street damn they got dogs that try to kill themselves and animal having sex out in the open

[profblahson]

My dog jumped into my dad's arms, missed, and my dad caught her back paws.

[TheMinimott]

seen this before in other squirrels its epileptic!

[ps2creator]

my dog (boy) chased my girlfriends dog (girl) up the stairs we decided to check up on them and lets just say me and my girl are now grandparnets

[adderlyyadiqq]

@ps2creator dam ur a grandparnet? atleast your not a grandparent

[BuzzDyou]

30 years ago, when I was stationed at Ft Bragg, I was driving our duty vehicle thru Iron Mike neighbourhood, and this crazy-ast squirrel came running down an old oak tree, jumped from the base and landed right smack dab into the front rim.. hell I was only going about 15 mph, I thought what the fudge? so I went to see if it was OK..nope. My guess was it ate some really bad 'shrooms. " Wild-as-sh!t, man, wild-as sh!t"!! wierd not funny

[Cuthawolf]

My mom had two cats, a little girl and a larger tom. So a friend brought his small dog over, and he saw the girl and wanted to play, so he chased her down the hall past the living room. She went up onto my moms bed where the Tom was sleeping, and the dog went up after her. So the big cat smacked him in the face, knocked him right off the bed and then chased him back down the hallway out the front door. I thought my mom was gonna die she was laughing so hard.

[floridagirl1100]

Poor Thing It Might Have Been Dying

[MrLilhutch]

at my friends house both of his dogs tried to hump the same pillow so they began fighting. soon after the 1st dog left due to a leg injury nd the 2nd dog continued humping

[QuickTan]

cute

[3dakainsane]

lol I bet it was kevin

[BisFitty]

I bought a new bed that was twice as tall as my old one. My small dog was going to jump up onto it to get his toy. I guess he was going on muscle memory of how to jump onto the bed because he only jumped up half the distance he needed to and plowed head first into it. He was fine, and jumped right up to get his toy down, but it was funny as hell lol.

[cobralover88]

my cat chased her tail, and when she finaly got it, she took a bite out of it. and yelped....funniest thing ever

[0ReMaker0]

LOL, that poor squirrel. I shouldn't have laughed, but I didi.

[DNELLDASHOWSTOPPA]

i just wanna hug him tell him "everything will be ookay" ......lol

...talking bout the squirrel

[TheLionsDenNews]

Now that you mention it, that squirrel did look a bit like Kevin.

[TheCanadianWhite]

I wonder if people can get drunk on pumpkin?

[Yukikmydog527]

@TheCanadianWhite If you let it ferment, you can. You can make most fruits into alchohol as well.

[gregpeck1037]

one time there was this dog barking and charging at me and my friend said, "whatever you do, don't move. he'll bite you in the penis." so, i didn't move. the dog bit me in the penis anyways

[1LostMy0therAccount]

I see this dog every now and then and it stands on its front legs and handstands when it has a piss xD no joke and i have seen it do this more than once xD

[PrincessDemon07]

I saw a man getting fudge by a horse

[zp654321]

this video used to be on my myspace

[indigirl86]

Dave, that was funny. I once saw a dog get chased by a cat. What made it so funny is because the dog barked at a group of us and chased a couple kids. The dog came running and yelping and run up under a car and wouldn't come out. The cat was hissing and growling. Whenever the dog tried to come out, the cat would start up again! Dog wanted to jump bad and got punked by a cat!!!

[Predatorvidzz]

my cat fighting itself in the mirror

[davidstowingservice]

at least kevin didnt let him smoke his weed lol

[TheTwistedGypsy]

my buddy was teasing my 120lb white shepard with a treat by pulling it away from him. Shadow put up with it for about a minute, then calmly turned around walked out into the kitchen , squated over his shoes and pissed in them....hahahahahaha

I fuk'n near choked to death laughing at him

[5betashaqa]

I seen a fudgen squirrel stealing pizza rolls

[DonCramon]

Penis

[missoddett]

i saw a pigeon feeding a baby chips =o

[M3T4LM8]

i saw a monkey drinking its own damn pee :D

[flame0z]

I saw a squirrel do a windmill =D

[DavidWicked]

i never heard of you till i saw that busfight and then i ended up on your commentary about it. I suggest you comment about the biggest videos for a week...drop yo faith, spice it up. Words are devices for communication. Theres no such thing as a bad word. Only bad context. Words have the meaning we give to them. It don't matter how they are used in past or converse subjects. All that matters is the intended audience comprehends the point you attempt to convey.

[remoney]

Looks like it has rabies.

[me1648]

the funnest thing i saw a animmal do is my dog running straght into a window

[Suckmyleftbean]

I bet it was kev ahaa

[antztscot]

a dog fighting whife its tail and bire me lol XD i no it wrong but well :D

[Diamondmaster93]

A cub tiger chased my kid cousine once when we where in Thailand. That was fudging awesome.

[MrsBenzedrine1]

XD my dog once grabbed her tail with her snout and then ran off lol ;P

[6Nicad6emus6]

Damp ship faced squirrels! I gotta be on the lookout for them, they are CRAZY!

[IRyanHarrodI]

lol

[MTLKEBEK]

I've seen my dog playing around in the backward with his frozen poop.

[sniperownsuhard]

hey david! i got around 10 of my friends and family to start watching your channel! Your awesome -thecow

[cmoneymadhops]

i saw a bird try 2 fly through a closed window atleast 10 times in a row

[Xxkillcrazy99xX]

I saw a cat run across a street into a rim of a van going 50... the cat rolled as if it was on the ground except it was in mid-air

[hawkented]

Squirrels should never drink beer. I remember a certain squirrel who drank too much and couldn't find his way home, and he ended up swimmin' in crap and being "recruited" into the army. If anyone knows what I'm referring to, you get a free bottle of vodka.

[ZZsk8taZZ]

@hawkented Forest Gump? lol

[karateandhalo]

@hawkented lol wut

[Curbinator]

@hawkented love that fuckin game