Added: 1 year ago
From: WilsonVTi
Views: 264,771
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (535)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Well I'm from Yorshire and I've never said 'tu, sumut' etc. in my life, i say the and something normally, don't know what he's even talking about :|

  • He's welcome to joke about our accent, but I can't laugh because the use of t' is ridiculously exaggerated :L

  • lol

    

  • In Leeds and yorkshire our accent is indeed incredibly lazy. Somat, Nowt, Owt, and 't' instead of 'the' although the 't' isnt pronounced as OTT as Michael is doing it where I'm from =P

  • Quality, we do speak quite like this actually...rather!

    There's nowt wrong with this video by eck!

  • "goin shop, wan out?"

    We just like cutting 9 word sentences down to 4. It's time saving.

    oh and the top line translates to,

    "I'm going to the shop, would you like anything?"

  • I live in Hull and have never heard of anyone in real life use the 't' theory xDD Although I do use nout and summat a lot :')

  • i thought everywhere used the word NOWT haha

  • "I cana goo, t wafe, she goh face on!!!..."

  • LOL!!!!

  • The part when he says "The lion the witch and the wardrobe" He looks so much like lee evans when he does those sort of impressions.

  • hehe makes all the classic mistakes shandy drinkers make trying to do a yorkshire accent...he pronounces the t where its really just implied. 'lion 'witch n't wardrobe rather than T lion T witch an T wardrobe.

    not bad for mcintyre though i normally find him as entertaining as dental surgery.

  • Why is it I'm from Derbyshire and I speak like that??!! And I was brought up in Derby and so were my parents! How odd!

  • i live in yorkshire and thats actually a really good accent but i dont know anyone who speaks like that..

  • To the lion, to the witch and to the wardrobe? never seen it...

  • I'm from Yorkshire and this is hilarious

    The only thing is, we'd say it like Lion, Witch an't Wardrobe, and the 't' sound isn't that pronounced

    :)

  • Comment removed

  • i'm from Yorkshire and i always find this funny.

  • I live in Yorkshire, one of the great sadnesses in my life is that I am lacking the awesome accent

  • @Baconarcher I know how you feel. Just to rub it in, my uncle has a really strong accent.

  • Don't talk to me about sophistication, I've been to Leeds - Harry Enfield

  • Class..;0

  • i am from yorkshire and i find this funny? the only thing is we dont say 't'. its a guttural sound that doesnt have a letter

  • it has to be said, im from yorkshire and i actually laughed so hard at this, people from barnsley have a proper funny accent like this but this is ace

  • youtube.com/watch?v=iupM7tduW_­k

    Me and a friend did a yorkshire accent dub over of this game, take a look :)

  • When in Leeds, I asked where I could find towels. They sent me to a bird sanctuary.

  • Oh my, I almost killed myself laughing. of course the word "the" exists and only becomes "t" after certain words like "in" "on" and "to", but it's comedy, it's not a university linguistics lecture.

  • Also, I can't spell his name! :(

  • Well that were funny! It's good t laff at mesen every now and then! Though I must say, all my usage of t' is when shortening "to the". Like, "Am of t' cinema". P'raps that's cos am from t' latest generation of Yorkshiremen! Ahh well, am still Yorkshire and proud!

    P.S. Micheal Machintyre is awesome! Don't let my comment make you think otherwise!

  • Stop your fuckin moanin, hes a comedian... it's his job. Anyway lee evans is like 10x funnier

  • @Ganj2h Subjective you twat

  • @LUKE0ST3L0S99 Facepalm.... Just leave... leave and never come back.

  • @Ganj2h Tell me why I should leave

  • @LUKE0ST3L0S99 Because you said it's subjective...? What the fuck are you talkin about you thick twat, im from yorkshire myself...As i said... Leave... You're unwanted.

  • @Ganj2h Ha ha ha...... subjective basically means biased you thick twat.

  • @LUKE0ST3L0S99 Yes, i've acknowledged that. my first comment was that stop your fuckin moanin. Then you said it's subjective (biased) And im saying i dont give a fuck... He's a comedian you dick, he gets paid to do this! im from yorkshire myself and i'm not gettin offended. God you're such a fucking idiot.

  • @Ganj2h Your argument was that Lee Evans was 10x funnier and I said that's subjective, pretty simple.

  • @LUKE0ST3L0S99 Are you fucking serious? my god you must have no life what so ever, i say an OPINION and you say its subjective... get out your house kid. damn...

  • @Ganj2h Yes but you didn't say it was your opinion, you only JUST said it was.... fuck sake

  • @LUKE0ST3L0S99 You are some serious fucking retarded kid. OBVIOUSLY it was an opinion, what, did you think i was speaking for like the whole of england or something? comon kid use your fuckin head.

  • @Ganj2h I give up, you are obviously damaged in the head.

  • @LUKE0ST3L0S99 No you fucking retard you've obviously given up because i won this stupid ass arguement you started. Good day, and fuck off.

  • We'd actually say "Lion, Witch n Wardrobe" and "Good, Bad n Ugly"

    Also the general misconception is that we say "t" in place of "the"....we actually say it in place of "to" 90% of the time and completely omit "the" as it's extraneous up 'ere hahaha.

  • @Size3Bantam Ignore me...just notices someone else posted exactly the same thing haha

  • Leeds<3

  • only people who are so up themselves, and love themselves to bits get offended by this. i'm from yorkshire, and i laughed my head off :) LOVE MICHAEL MCINTYRE :)

  • I'm from the north, I say the and I find think blinkin hilarious!!!! XD I <3 Michael he's a comedic Einstein!!!!! xx

  • @LeeJayDee96 haha I don't actually have anything against him, I think this is funny aswell I was just making a sarcastic point :) Sorry if I've annoyed anyone!

  • This is so wrong.

    A northerner wouldn't have been able to read the titles anyway, they're all illiterate.

  • Horseshit. Lazy material.

  • haha I'm from south yorks I don't say t it's more 'I'm gona cinema' than 'going t cinema' the just slows me down or should i say darn? lol

  • I'm from Leeds and I actually found this hilarious. So... yeah. If you're from Yorkshire and find this offensive... you should move somewhere else in the UK and see how bad your accent gets mocked. ITS COMEDY. Chill the fuck out.

  • @nataliejanemusic01 tottaly agree! Btw i love your videos!<3

  • Lighten up ffs, I'm from Yorkshire and I find it hilarious when people take the piss out of our accent!

  • @3acrylic I hear that girls find it sexy... I'm not sure why

  • Oh, I'm from Bradford, yorkshire few. Um, we don't even sound like that..

  • fuckin prick, why take piss out of our accent,

    Like if ur from sheffield!

  • @SuperTronGaming no go away

  • I'm more northern than the yorkshire puddings (I was born one). He's just having a laugh gerrover it :)

  • Dear everyone.

    It's a joke. Calm the fuck down.

  • This guy is so annoying. Why does he think gyrating his head like that is a good idea? Some of the dumbest comedy ever.

  • I wanna hear him do an "Irish " accent

  • I <3 beeing from leeds go yourshire woop ;)<3

  • haha he's like a bobble head! :L

  • its not just yorkshires who speak like this btw, its 95% of northerners :D

  • why does he seem to think everyone in the north doesn't say the either, the unfunny, annoying, cockney twat

  • From Sheffield me so carnt really argue with dis guy aha cos it's all true!!! Prob somat wrong wid us all :D haha apparently Barnsley call us Diddos"" cos we use D" in most of our words !! Like wht de doin down dere XD sorry fellas just how we adapt it aha :)

  • north south war southerners run away

  • its true about 'the' but theres no not 'tuh' nobody says it. true yorkshire there int really a pause either its jus the way that words flow.

  • learn to laugh at yourself. not everyone from there speaks like that im sure but some of you prob do and thats what he's making fun of. dont get so offended by him. he's funny!

  • we say the somtimes but he has got yorkshire accent down

  • calm darn, yeah, its not true what he's saying we don't talk like it, but hardly anything what comedians say is true, dont take everything serious.

    quote Frankie Boyle: "Is he joking? Is this comedian joking? On the stage at this comedy festival, is he joking? Is he fucking joking? YES I'M JOKING YOU STUPID CUNT"

  • The The Album <3

    

  • Hahaha this is funny but it urkes my nerves! I'm from Bradford, and we surely don't sound that stupid? Lol I know we use 't' if we're 'off' (going) somewhere, but like the comments above we only use it when it's stuff like 'to the' or 'on the' like "it's on't shelf".. Or "I'm off't shop"

  • from york, north yorkshire. i agree with everything said :)

  • Soooooo funny!!!!

  • From Sheffield,Yorkshire and proud :)

  • lol im from west yorkshire and hes fucking bang on, you need to get a grip. Im from bradford which is next to leeds so i should be able to comment. In no way was i offended, it was hilarious. Stop taking things so seriously and grow a pair.

  • He's not a comedian, he's a wobbly headed, shouty bloke from t'south.

    How anybody finds him funny beats me, Lee Evans is 100 times funnier, as are Billy Connelly and Mike Harding.

    God knows how he ant starved to death, pathetic.

  • Can't believe people are actually taking an offence to this, it's only a joke! He is a comedian afterall! (I am from Yorkshire by t'way ;))

  • Lets live up to reality mcinyre is not funny just a little wassock that is on the stage pretending its funny to shout "look at me how loud am I "

    Yorkshire has 3 dialects West South and North and he has not got a clue about either of them, broad yorkshire is a dialect of its own and can only be understood if you come from Gods County

    if tha dont believe me try singiin

    On Inkley moor baht at

  • The funny thing is Northerners love this kind of banter least we aren't southern poofs ;D Northerners all the way (Yes I am a northerner)

  • mcintyre: toot toot

    me: rofl

  • haha nobody from Yorkshire can say they don't shorten something to summat nothing to nowt and anything to owt ee dear

  • yeah, all the yorkshire people taking offence... i think it's my fault... i talk like that, but i'm not the woman from Leeds, im just from Sheffield

  • I never find Michael Mcintyre funny at all

  • oh dear...... one of your worst piss takes ever michael.... we actually can speak properly... just not a snobby southerner of course (: <3

  • I'm from East Yorkshire, and the only time I encounter people who speak this way is... when outside East Yorkshire.

  • Seriously guys, the job of a comedian is essentially to take the piss out of people and things. Fair enough, Michael McIntyre's 'interpretation' may not be correct about how you talk but if he was just putting on a Yorkshire accent and saying these things, he'd just be stating facts. By exaggerating the accent and making it funny, he entertains and makes people laugh, therefore doing his job. Don't cry about your precious little accent.

  • @LeeJayDee96 I agree! I'm a Yorkshireman and I love this! I don't find it abusive at all, he's brilliantly picked up on something we do and got humour from it, well played Mr Mcintyre :)

  • The first half was funny, the second half is like "But we don't do that..." :P

  • ah t'old southern mistake, we dont say TUT we say 'T, as in DOWNT shops now DOWN TUT shops :-D

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • @MrsHappyMusic8 I was just going to say that, t' is "to the" I agree.

    Oh yorkshire really isn't very posh is it lol

  • 53 people from yorkshire have watched this

  • this makes me piss...funny stuff

  • I'm yorkshire and i don't think we sound this bad haha

  • I guess u have to be Limey to find this funny.

  • if you want true yorkshire then go to Halifax

  • So in the south you say Nuffin' and Somefin'

  • Thats a mans accent, not a pussy cockney!!!

  • this is more mansfield :')

  • Awww I love Michael, he is so cute

  • :')

    

  • The way he said it would be, "to the lion, to the witch, to the wardrobe" lol, Theres only true yorkshire folk who can talk like this :)

  • @bfcricky mansfield people speak the exact same ;)

  • Ps: Anyway who thinks Sheffield is better that Leeds must be an uneducated idiot.

  • @andrewwakeboxing Call me a neanderthal then... Haha

  • @andrewwakeboxing Two words: Oli Sykes

  • Sheffield is a shithole. Leeds is the best city in the entire north of England. BTW I am from neither Leeds or Sheffield so can make an impartial view.

  • @andrewwakeboxing you must be from hull.

  • Great quality video!! Containing great comedy!

  • but we can say cinema

  • huddersfield fucking t end ov

  • I am from Doncaster. Admittedly I occasionally speak like this :o

  • hahahhahhah! iv realized us Yorkshire people do actually say stuff like that! for example; mam/ mum im going t shop :)

  • seriously, do english people also have problems with understanding other english people depending on which accent they have?

  • @rosewell1983 Yes, I myself am from Yorkshire, and I speak fairly similar to Michael here.

  • We miss out 'the' in most cases.

  • @devtherevLS Leeds sucks sheffield is better.

  • Makes me laugh how southerners actually pronounce the " t' ".

  • Shout, shout somemore, wobble thee 'ead, try an' teck piss, fail miserably, then fuck of back darn t'London, ya southern soft twat !

    McIntyre tha not funny, thick bastard is what thy are !

  • Fuck the rest of Yorkshire, Leeds is better than Barnsley, Sheffield, Hull, Bradford, Rotherham and Doncaster.

    I'm a Loiner first, I have no association with those places and don't lump myself in with them.

    LEEDS!

  • @devtherevLS nowhere is better than sheffield

  • not been funny but, if your not from yorkshire then... its imposible to a perfect yorksire accent

  • we only do a 't' if we're saying 'to the', as everyone else has said below it's just, lion, witch n' wardrobe. proper pisses me off how every comedian seems to think we all talk like we have some sort of stammer.

    YOOOOORKSHIIIIIIIRE

  • @mellllllllll He is joking, it's his job hust STFU and enjoy it!!

  • @mellllllllll hey dont get annoyed, its the bloody greatest accent in England, this is coming from a southerner!

  • @mellllllllll aye up!

  • @mellllllllll it's worse if you're australian. pisses me off how everyone else in the world, not just comedians, seem to think we run around riding kangaroos and say nothing but gday mate. so i feel your pain brother.

  • Wanna see summit else?

  • E'd actually say 'lion, witch 'n't wardrobe' we does need 'the' it's a waste of a word and same with 'good, bad n ugly' we don't say 'going to t shop' it's silent ish on the end of 'to' 'going to't shop'

  • Rotherham :)

  • The "t" is implied unless in the case of "to the"

  • I'd like to point out i am from yorkshire i do say t but for to the not the, ie im going to t shop rather than im going to t shop

  • it's not actually "t" for "the". We don't say it all all.

  • I'm from Yorkshire and I sound nothing like that! Aha, funny though.

  • @KrishValiente Cheers mate, glad you enjoyed it.

  • im from near sheffield and we wouldnt even say 't' it would just be 'lion, witch n wardrobe' :')

  • Im from Sheffield and to be honest we dont prounounce "t lion t witch and t wardrobe" or you wold just skip it out and say lion, witch an wardrobe.We use it in situations like this "goin t park".Our accents also differ from what part of yorkishire we are from remeber its a big place.

  • I'd just like to point out half of Yorkshire accents don't sound remotely like this

  • I'm from Middlesbrough and from what I know most northerners barely even pronounce 'the' during sentences, it's more of a very inaudible sound attached to the beginning of the following word. And I have to agree with whoever said that the 't' Michael is phrasing stands for 'to', and again the majority of northerners do not pronounce it. =D

  • actually, the staff would probably respond "2 dvd's and a cd you smug, unfunny southern git"

    but seriously, why do people who can't do good accents put such a strong emphasis on the T? It's meant to be a soft sound flowing into the word. As in "i'm off down tpub" not "i'm off down T!!!! pub!

  • im from yorkshire and the only this that is different is that we dig things (like things) dont say the e.g im goin 'shop. mostly because we dont need it! plus we sound slightly different. im living in norwich now and they smile at you, but then as soon as you speak, they run off! bloody ignerant bastards!

  • Oh yes, Yorkshire puddings that is THE accent!

  • yup tha's pre'y much i'

  • Aeyop, us eet me yurr luking feuh?

  • Haha he's got my accent to a tee, well rather speak yorkshire than his boring posh shit!

  • Michael McIntyre.... there is nothing good about what you do. You're like the Skeet Ulrich of British standup comedy.

  • Love the routine. Especially funny coming from someone with an accent from an area where they catch a 'bass', call the capital city 'Landan' and when explaining that a problem has been dealt with declare 'saw Ted'. Regional accents are a fabulous area for comedy, except oof course, if it's a 'Brummy' :(

  • Agree that 't' is for 'to' and not 'the' i'm at Uni and I must say everyone thinks I say "t' Lion, t' Witch, t' Wardrobe" when i don't,

    I, being a Yorkshire Lass, uses t for to and the.... well most of the time its isnt used at all.

  • @zozoyoyodede I'm also from Yorkshire and I've got to ask: do you tone down your accent when out of the county, say in London for example? I'm from Leeds so my accent isn't as broad as some yorkshire accents, although I'm certainly not ashamed of it!

  • Geez he's a fucking comedian, trying to have a laugh, chill your beans, no need to take it all offensive.

  • Ehi up!!! Watching this on me tod! Had a few laughs tho!

  • Dear person in top comment : It's a joke about accents, of course he's going to get it wrong sometimes, have a sense of humour.

    Unless you do have a sense of humour, in that case, I iz respectin choo blud

  • posh twat

  • @AEnima461 Who's posh, people from yorkshire? :S

  • i didn't even know we were the only county to say 'EYUP' i thought everyone in the English speaking language said/knew what it meant

  • actually, we just say lion, witch, an' wardrobe:-L

  • @TheShrinkingPanda

    Like that's any less hilarious?

  • Bloody hell I thought it was Paddy then

  • Lmfao :L

  • what a bellend.....bout as funny as a dose o clap.....

  • tis guy is racist t us yorkshire people

  • @MrJORDANAKAJJ u mad bro?