In Leeds and yorkshire our accent is indeed incredibly lazy. Somat, Nowt, Owt, and 't' instead of 'the' although the 't' isnt pronounced as OTT as Michael is doing it where I'm from =P
hehe makes all the classic mistakes shandy drinkers make trying to do a yorkshire accent...he pronounces the t where its really just implied. 'lion 'witch n't wardrobe rather than T lion T witch an T wardrobe.
not bad for mcintyre though i normally find him as entertaining as dental surgery.
it has to be said, im from yorkshire and i actually laughed so hard at this, people from barnsley have a proper funny accent like this but this is ace
Oh my, I almost killed myself laughing. of course the word "the" exists and only becomes "t" after certain words like "in" "on" and "to", but it's comedy, it's not a university linguistics lecture.
Well that were funny! It's good t laff at mesen every now and then! Though I must say, all my usage of t' is when shortening "to the". Like, "Am of t' cinema". P'raps that's cos am from t' latest generation of Yorkshiremen! Ahh well, am still Yorkshire and proud!
P.S. Micheal Machintyre is awesome! Don't let my comment make you think otherwise!
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 Because you said it's subjective...? What the fuck are you talkin about you thick twat, im from yorkshire myself...As i said... Leave... You're unwanted.
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 Yes, i've acknowledged that. my first comment was that stop your fuckin moanin. Then you said it's subjective (biased) And im saying i dont give a fuck... He's a comedian you dick, he gets paid to do this! im from yorkshire myself and i'm not gettin offended. God you're such a fucking idiot.
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 Are you fucking serious? my god you must have no life what so ever, i say an OPINION and you say its subjective... get out your house kid. damn...
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 You are some serious fucking retarded kid. OBVIOUSLY it was an opinion, what, did you think i was speaking for like the whole of england or something? comon kid use your fuckin head.
We'd actually say "Lion, Witch n Wardrobe" and "Good, Bad n Ugly"
Also the general misconception is that we say "t" in place of "the"....we actually say it in place of "to" 90% of the time and completely omit "the" as it's extraneous up 'ere hahaha.
only people who are so up themselves, and love themselves to bits get offended by this. i'm from yorkshire, and i laughed my head off :) LOVE MICHAEL MCINTYRE :)
@LeeJayDee96 haha I don't actually have anything against him, I think this is funny aswell I was just making a sarcastic point :) Sorry if I've annoyed anyone!
I'm from Leeds and I actually found this hilarious. So... yeah. If you're from Yorkshire and find this offensive... you should move somewhere else in the UK and see how bad your accent gets mocked. ITS COMEDY. Chill the fuck out.
From Sheffield me so carnt really argue with dis guy aha cos it's all true!!! Prob somat wrong wid us all :D haha apparently Barnsley call us Diddos"" cos we use D" in most of our words !! Like wht de doin down dere XD sorry fellas just how we adapt it aha :)
learn to laugh at yourself. not everyone from there speaks like that im sure but some of you prob do and thats what he's making fun of. dont get so offended by him. he's funny!
@beccalicious24 It's hilarious I am from Yorkshire lol but we dunt sound anything that, from South Yorkshire the accent is like that, Leeds no one sounds like that if their from East Riding (formerly East Yorkshire) of Yorkshire or North Yorkshire or West Yorkshire (that's where Leeds is). It's Barnsley that's south yorkshire they sound like that.
calm darn, yeah, its not true what he's saying we don't talk like it, but hardly anything what comedians say is true, dont take everything serious.
quote Frankie Boyle: "Is he joking? Is this comedian joking? On the stage at this comedy festival, is he joking? Is he fucking joking? YES I'M JOKING YOU STUPID CUNT"
Hahaha this is funny but it urkes my nerves! I'm from Bradford, and we surely don't sound that stupid? Lol I know we use 't' if we're 'off' (going) somewhere, but like the comments above we only use it when it's stuff like 'to the' or 'on the' like "it's on't shelf".. Or "I'm off't shop"
lol im from west yorkshire and hes fucking bang on, you need to get a grip. Im from bradford which is next to leeds so i should be able to comment. In no way was i offended, it was hilarious. Stop taking things so seriously and grow a pair.
Lets live up to reality mcinyre is not funny just a little wassock that is on the stage pretending its funny to shout "look at me how loud am I "
Yorkshire has 3 dialects West South and North and he has not got a clue about either of them, broad yorkshire is a dialect of its own and can only be understood if you come from Gods County
Seriously guys, the job of a comedian is essentially to take the piss out of people and things. Fair enough, Michael McIntyre's 'interpretation' may not be correct about how you talk but if he was just putting on a Yorkshire accent and saying these things, he'd just be stating facts. By exaggerating the accent and making it funny, he entertains and makes people laugh, therefore doing his job. Don't cry about your precious little accent.
@LeeJayDee96 I agree! I'm a Yorkshireman and I love this! I don't find it abusive at all, he's brilliantly picked up on something we do and got humour from it, well played Mr Mcintyre :)
Parkinson's is scum just a posh middle class asshole .here in yorkshish we hate him he makes out he is Yorkshire he as not lived here for over 50 years . he lives with all the rest of the twats in London and he as a son called tristram what Yorkshire man would call his son that
Sheffield is a shithole. Leeds is the best city in the entire north of England. BTW I am from neither Leeds or Sheffield so can make an impartial view.
we only do a 't' if we're saying 'to the', as everyone else has said below it's just, lion, witch n' wardrobe. proper pisses me off how every comedian seems to think we all talk like we have some sort of stammer.
@mellllllllll it's worse if you're australian. pisses me off how everyone else in the world, not just comedians, seem to think we run around riding kangaroos and say nothing but gday mate. so i feel your pain brother.
E'd actually say 'lion, witch 'n't wardrobe' we does need 'the' it's a waste of a word and same with 'good, bad n ugly' we don't say 'going to t shop' it's silent ish on the end of 'to' 'going to't shop'
Im from Sheffield and to be honest we dont prounounce "t lion t witch and t wardrobe" or you wold just skip it out and say lion, witch an wardrobe.We use it in situations like this "goin t park".Our accents also differ from what part of yorkishire we are from remeber its a big place.
I'm from Middlesbrough and from what I know most northerners barely even pronounce 'the' during sentences, it's more of a very inaudible sound attached to the beginning of the following word. And I have to agree with whoever said that the 't' Michael is phrasing stands for 'to', and again the majority of northerners do not pronounce it. =D
actually, the staff would probably respond "2 dvd's and a cd you smug, unfunny southern git"
but seriously, why do people who can't do good accents put such a strong emphasis on the T? It's meant to be a soft sound flowing into the word. As in "i'm off down tpub" not "i'm off down T!!!! pub!
im from yorkshire and the only this that is different is that we dig things (like things) dont say the e.g im goin 'shop. mostly because we dont need it! plus we sound slightly different. im living in norwich now and they smile at you, but then as soon as you speak, they run off! bloody ignerant bastards!
Love the routine. Especially funny coming from someone with an accent from an area where they catch a 'bass', call the capital city 'Landan' and when explaining that a problem has been dealt with declare 'saw Ted'. Regional accents are a fabulous area for comedy, except oof course, if it's a 'Brummy' :(
@zozoyoyodede I'm also from Yorkshire and I've got to ask: do you tone down your accent when out of the county, say in London for example? I'm from Leeds so my accent isn't as broad as some yorkshire accents, although I'm certainly not ashamed of it!
Well I'm from Yorshire and I've never said 'tu, sumut' etc. in my life, i say the and something normally, don't know what he's even talking about :|
lilisakura1 2 days ago
He's welcome to joke about our accent, but I can't laugh because the use of t' is ridiculously exaggerated :L
Jeffo193 2 days ago
lol
alfie11ization 3 days ago
In Leeds and yorkshire our accent is indeed incredibly lazy. Somat, Nowt, Owt, and 't' instead of 'the' although the 't' isnt pronounced as OTT as Michael is doing it where I'm from =P
MattyTheBassist 4 days ago
Quality, we do speak quite like this actually...rather!
There's nowt wrong with this video by eck!
MrJoystickid 4 days ago
"goin shop, wan out?"
We just like cutting 9 word sentences down to 4. It's time saving.
oh and the top line translates to,
"I'm going to the shop, would you like anything?"
PowaShammy 5 days ago
I live in Hull and have never heard of anyone in real life use the 't' theory xDD Although I do use nout and summat a lot :')
CrazyBoutBillie 5 days ago
i thought everywhere used the word NOWT haha
slueth8 6 days ago
"I cana goo, t wafe, she goh face on!!!..."
casserlyger 6 days ago
LOL!!!!
chLadyRose 1 week ago
The part when he says "The lion the witch and the wardrobe" He looks so much like lee evans when he does those sort of impressions.
blackwolfoakenfold 1 week ago
hehe makes all the classic mistakes shandy drinkers make trying to do a yorkshire accent...he pronounces the t where its really just implied. 'lion 'witch n't wardrobe rather than T lion T witch an T wardrobe.
not bad for mcintyre though i normally find him as entertaining as dental surgery.
laikarob 1 week ago 2
Why is it I'm from Derbyshire and I speak like that??!! And I was brought up in Derby and so were my parents! How odd!
Hollzlolz 1 week ago
i live in yorkshire and thats actually a really good accent but i dont know anyone who speaks like that..
funkimalteser1 1 week ago
To the lion, to the witch and to the wardrobe? never seen it...
james1993D 1 week ago
I'm from Yorkshire and this is hilarious
The only thing is, we'd say it like Lion, Witch an't Wardrobe, and the 't' sound isn't that pronounced
:)
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OliviaJade123 1 week ago
i'm from Yorkshire and i always find this funny.
GemTollerfield 1 week ago
I live in Yorkshire, one of the great sadnesses in my life is that I am lacking the awesome accent
Baconarcher 2 weeks ago
@Baconarcher I know how you feel. Just to rub it in, my uncle has a really strong accent.
insaneJericho 1 week ago
Don't talk to me about sophistication, I've been to Leeds - Harry Enfield
HappyThoughtsToU 2 weeks ago
Class..;0
maybebaby2910 2 weeks ago
i am from yorkshire and i find this funny? the only thing is we dont say 't'. its a guttural sound that doesnt have a letter
jsabbath01 2 weeks ago 5
it has to be said, im from yorkshire and i actually laughed so hard at this, people from barnsley have a proper funny accent like this but this is ace
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Spam43HD 2 weeks ago
When in Leeds, I asked where I could find towels. They sent me to a bird sanctuary.
TychoCelchu 3 weeks ago 43
Oh my, I almost killed myself laughing. of course the word "the" exists and only becomes "t" after certain words like "in" "on" and "to", but it's comedy, it's not a university linguistics lecture.
steevmac 3 weeks ago
Also, I can't spell his name! :(
VulturousYeti 3 weeks ago
Well that were funny! It's good t laff at mesen every now and then! Though I must say, all my usage of t' is when shortening "to the". Like, "Am of t' cinema". P'raps that's cos am from t' latest generation of Yorkshiremen! Ahh well, am still Yorkshire and proud!
P.S. Micheal Machintyre is awesome! Don't let my comment make you think otherwise!
VulturousYeti 3 weeks ago
Stop your fuckin moanin, hes a comedian... it's his job. Anyway lee evans is like 10x funnier
Ganj2h 3 weeks ago
@Ganj2h Subjective you twat
LUKE0ST3L0S99 3 weeks ago
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 Facepalm.... Just leave... leave and never come back.
Ganj2h 3 weeks ago
@Ganj2h Tell me why I should leave
LUKE0ST3L0S99 3 weeks ago
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 Because you said it's subjective...? What the fuck are you talkin about you thick twat, im from yorkshire myself...As i said... Leave... You're unwanted.
Ganj2h 3 weeks ago
@Ganj2h Ha ha ha...... subjective basically means biased you thick twat.
LUKE0ST3L0S99 3 weeks ago
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 Yes, i've acknowledged that. my first comment was that stop your fuckin moanin. Then you said it's subjective (biased) And im saying i dont give a fuck... He's a comedian you dick, he gets paid to do this! im from yorkshire myself and i'm not gettin offended. God you're such a fucking idiot.
Ganj2h 3 weeks ago
@Ganj2h Your argument was that Lee Evans was 10x funnier and I said that's subjective, pretty simple.
LUKE0ST3L0S99 3 weeks ago
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 Are you fucking serious? my god you must have no life what so ever, i say an OPINION and you say its subjective... get out your house kid. damn...
Ganj2h 3 weeks ago
@Ganj2h Yes but you didn't say it was your opinion, you only JUST said it was.... fuck sake
LUKE0ST3L0S99 3 weeks ago
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 You are some serious fucking retarded kid. OBVIOUSLY it was an opinion, what, did you think i was speaking for like the whole of england or something? comon kid use your fuckin head.
Ganj2h 3 weeks ago
@Ganj2h I give up, you are obviously damaged in the head.
LUKE0ST3L0S99 3 weeks ago
@LUKE0ST3L0S99 No you fucking retard you've obviously given up because i won this stupid ass arguement you started. Good day, and fuck off.
Ganj2h 3 weeks ago
We'd actually say "Lion, Witch n Wardrobe" and "Good, Bad n Ugly"
Also the general misconception is that we say "t" in place of "the"....we actually say it in place of "to" 90% of the time and completely omit "the" as it's extraneous up 'ere hahaha.
Size3Bantam 3 weeks ago
@Size3Bantam Ignore me...just notices someone else posted exactly the same thing haha
Size3Bantam 3 weeks ago
Leeds<3
BedderzHD 3 weeks ago
only people who are so up themselves, and love themselves to bits get offended by this. i'm from yorkshire, and i laughed my head off :) LOVE MICHAEL MCINTYRE :)
JonnoBonno1 3 weeks ago
I'm from the north, I say the and I find think blinkin hilarious!!!! XD I <3 Michael he's a comedic Einstein!!!!! xx
emmalayla2010 3 weeks ago
@LeeJayDee96 haha I don't actually have anything against him, I think this is funny aswell I was just making a sarcastic point :) Sorry if I've annoyed anyone!
MrsHappyMusic8 4 weeks ago
This is so wrong.
A northerner wouldn't have been able to read the titles anyway, they're all illiterate.
skeletorphd 4 weeks ago
Horseshit. Lazy material.
petejstarr 4 weeks ago
haha I'm from south yorks I don't say t it's more 'I'm gona cinema' than 'going t cinema' the just slows me down or should i say darn? lol
LittleLeopardSpots 1 month ago
I'm from Leeds and I actually found this hilarious. So... yeah. If you're from Yorkshire and find this offensive... you should move somewhere else in the UK and see how bad your accent gets mocked. ITS COMEDY. Chill the fuck out.
nataliejanemusic01 1 month ago 41
@nataliejanemusic01 tottaly agree! Btw i love your videos!<3
laurenbrown1297 1 month ago
Lighten up ffs, I'm from Yorkshire and I find it hilarious when people take the piss out of our accent!
3acrylic 1 month ago
@3acrylic I hear that girls find it sexy... I'm not sure why
RoyalRoseWolf 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Oh, I'm from Bradford, yorkshire few. Um, we don't even sound like that..
VintageGlee 1 month ago
fuckin prick, why take piss out of our accent,
Like if ur from sheffield!
SuperTronGaming 1 month ago
@SuperTronGaming no go away
oliwasasaw 1 month ago
I'm more northern than the yorkshire puddings (I was born one). He's just having a laugh gerrover it :)
judgejudyslover 1 month ago
Dear everyone.
It's a joke. Calm the fuck down.
xXxKazamaxXx 1 month ago
This guy is so annoying. Why does he think gyrating his head like that is a good idea? Some of the dumbest comedy ever.
theEarlofChip 1 month ago
I wanna hear him do an "Irish " accent
ticklemepurple86 1 month ago
I <3 beeing from leeds go yourshire woop ;)<3
littlemisscraziegirl 1 month ago
haha he's like a bobble head! :L
iwannanumber 1 month ago
its not just yorkshires who speak like this btw, its 95% of northerners :D
scottwlfc 1 month ago 2
why does he seem to think everyone in the north doesn't say the either, the unfunny, annoying, cockney twat
jmc13595 1 month ago
From Sheffield me so carnt really argue with dis guy aha cos it's all true!!! Prob somat wrong wid us all :D haha apparently Barnsley call us Diddos"" cos we use D" in most of our words !! Like wht de doin down dere XD sorry fellas just how we adapt it aha :)
dragsta09 1 month ago
north south war southerners run away
SamkMiddlesbrough 1 month ago
its true about 'the' but theres no not 'tuh' nobody says it. true yorkshire there int really a pause either its jus the way that words flow.
samblunt93 1 month ago
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Ye dunt sound layk that frum Leeds it's more Barnsley where people sound like that.
jsmith19810808081 1 month ago
learn to laugh at yourself. not everyone from there speaks like that im sure but some of you prob do and thats what he's making fun of. dont get so offended by him. he's funny!
beccalicious24 1 month ago
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@beccalicious24 It's hilarious I am from Yorkshire lol but we dunt sound anything that, from South Yorkshire the accent is like that, Leeds no one sounds like that if their from East Riding (formerly East Yorkshire) of Yorkshire or North Yorkshire or West Yorkshire (that's where Leeds is). It's Barnsley that's south yorkshire they sound like that.
jsmith19810808081 1 month ago
we say the somtimes but he has got yorkshire accent down
joh0800 1 month ago
calm darn, yeah, its not true what he's saying we don't talk like it, but hardly anything what comedians say is true, dont take everything serious.
quote Frankie Boyle: "Is he joking? Is this comedian joking? On the stage at this comedy festival, is he joking? Is he fucking joking? YES I'M JOKING YOU STUPID CUNT"
barnsleybornnbred 1 month ago
The The Album <3
TheWildKiwi 1 month ago
Hahaha this is funny but it urkes my nerves! I'm from Bradford, and we surely don't sound that stupid? Lol I know we use 't' if we're 'off' (going) somewhere, but like the comments above we only use it when it's stuff like 'to the' or 'on the' like "it's on't shelf".. Or "I'm off't shop"
Kpeas 1 month ago
from york, north yorkshire. i agree with everything said :)
XxAmii123xX 1 month ago
Soooooo funny!!!!
pinksparkle98 1 month ago
From Sheffield,Yorkshire and proud :)
haykier11 1 month ago
lol im from west yorkshire and hes fucking bang on, you need to get a grip. Im from bradford which is next to leeds so i should be able to comment. In no way was i offended, it was hilarious. Stop taking things so seriously and grow a pair.
ohsomuchreality 1 month ago
He's not a comedian, he's a wobbly headed, shouty bloke from t'south.
How anybody finds him funny beats me, Lee Evans is 100 times funnier, as are Billy Connelly and Mike Harding.
God knows how he ant starved to death, pathetic.
stevethickett 1 month ago
Can't believe people are actually taking an offence to this, it's only a joke! He is a comedian afterall! (I am from Yorkshire by t'way ;))
EuphoricSorrow92 1 month ago
Lets live up to reality mcinyre is not funny just a little wassock that is on the stage pretending its funny to shout "look at me how loud am I "
Yorkshire has 3 dialects West South and North and he has not got a clue about either of them, broad yorkshire is a dialect of its own and can only be understood if you come from Gods County
if tha dont believe me try singiin
On Inkley moor baht at
MrBarryh1 1 month ago
The funny thing is Northerners love this kind of banter least we aren't southern poofs ;D Northerners all the way (Yes I am a northerner)
MrGlobalcarrot 1 month ago 3
mcintyre: toot toot
me: rofl
FlameFeathers 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
haha nobody from Yorkshire can say they don't shorten something to summat nothing to nowt and anything to owt ee dear
BLP315 1 month ago
yeah, all the yorkshire people taking offence... i think it's my fault... i talk like that, but i'm not the woman from Leeds, im just from Sheffield
treesaretall8o 1 month ago
I never find Michael Mcintyre funny at all
ohffss 1 month ago
oh dear...... one of your worst piss takes ever michael.... we actually can speak properly... just not a snobby southerner of course (: <3
niknaknonoo 1 month ago
I'm from East Yorkshire, and the only time I encounter people who speak this way is... when outside East Yorkshire.
UnitedKingdomify 1 month ago
Seriously guys, the job of a comedian is essentially to take the piss out of people and things. Fair enough, Michael McIntyre's 'interpretation' may not be correct about how you talk but if he was just putting on a Yorkshire accent and saying these things, he'd just be stating facts. By exaggerating the accent and making it funny, he entertains and makes people laugh, therefore doing his job. Don't cry about your precious little accent.
LeeJayDee96 1 month ago 25
@LeeJayDee96 I agree! I'm a Yorkshireman and I love this! I don't find it abusive at all, he's brilliantly picked up on something we do and got humour from it, well played Mr Mcintyre :)
ohlookitsmikey 2 weeks ago
The first half was funny, the second half is like "But we don't do that..." :P
LewisB776 1 month ago 5
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Parkinson's is scum just a posh middle class asshole .here in yorkshish we hate him he makes out he is Yorkshire he as not lived here for over 50 years . he lives with all the rest of the twats in London and he as a son called tristram what Yorkshire man would call his son that
yorkshiretractors 1 month ago
ah t'old southern mistake, we dont say TUT we say 'T, as in DOWNT shops now DOWN TUT shops :-D
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MrsHappyMusic8 1 month ago 86
@MrsHappyMusic8 I was just going to say that, t' is "to the" I agree.
Oh yorkshire really isn't very posh is it lol
RoyalRoseWolf 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
53 people from yorkshire have watched this
Leahcar500 2 months ago
this makes me piss...funny stuff
stan123blue 2 months ago
I'm yorkshire and i don't think we sound this bad haha
HRG178 2 months ago
I guess u have to be Limey to find this funny.
AppleGnome 2 months ago
if you want true yorkshire then go to Halifax
ryan58121 2 months ago
So in the south you say Nuffin' and Somefin'
XnGxOriginz 2 months ago
Thats a mans accent, not a pussy cockney!!!
SweatyGB 2 months ago
this is more mansfield :')
lilemokidjordan 2 months ago
Awww I love Michael, he is so cute
FruitLooperLove 2 months ago
:')
trackstar14ish 2 months ago
The way he said it would be, "to the lion, to the witch, to the wardrobe" lol, Theres only true yorkshire folk who can talk like this :)
bfcricky 2 months ago 3
@bfcricky mansfield people speak the exact same ;)
lilemokidjordan 2 months ago
Ps: Anyway who thinks Sheffield is better that Leeds must be an uneducated idiot.
andrewwakeboxing 2 months ago
@andrewwakeboxing Call me a neanderthal then... Haha
jamesbullet55 2 months ago
@andrewwakeboxing Two words: Oli Sykes
sampalmer10 2 months ago
Sheffield is a shithole. Leeds is the best city in the entire north of England. BTW I am from neither Leeds or Sheffield so can make an impartial view.
andrewwakeboxing 2 months ago
@andrewwakeboxing you must be from hull.
JackandPetey 2 months ago
Great quality video!! Containing great comedy!
TheStripeyStudios 2 months ago
but we can say cinema
Alixiio 2 months ago
huddersfield fucking t end ov
MyPeaky 2 months ago
I am from Doncaster. Admittedly I occasionally speak like this :o
AmyLouiseSykes95 2 months ago
hahahhahhah! iv realized us Yorkshire people do actually say stuff like that! for example; mam/ mum im going t shop :)
RaeG123 2 months ago
seriously, do english people also have problems with understanding other english people depending on which accent they have?
rosewell1983 2 months ago
@rosewell1983 Yes, I myself am from Yorkshire, and I speak fairly similar to Michael here.
hyponick 2 months ago
We miss out 'the' in most cases.
joshuamyler 2 months ago
@devtherevLS Leeds sucks sheffield is better.
thepoison959 2 months ago
Makes me laugh how southerners actually pronounce the " t' ".
amymeef 2 months ago 2
Shout, shout somemore, wobble thee 'ead, try an' teck piss, fail miserably, then fuck of back darn t'London, ya southern soft twat !
McIntyre tha not funny, thick bastard is what thy are !
stevethickett 2 months ago
Fuck the rest of Yorkshire, Leeds is better than Barnsley, Sheffield, Hull, Bradford, Rotherham and Doncaster.
I'm a Loiner first, I have no association with those places and don't lump myself in with them.
LEEDS!
devtherevLS 2 months ago
@devtherevLS nowhere is better than sheffield
awkwardlucy1 2 months ago
not been funny but, if your not from yorkshire then... its imposible to a perfect yorksire accent
MrFifa12boss 3 months ago 6
we only do a 't' if we're saying 'to the', as everyone else has said below it's just, lion, witch n' wardrobe. proper pisses me off how every comedian seems to think we all talk like we have some sort of stammer.
YOOOOORKSHIIIIIIIRE
mellllllllll 3 months ago 95
@mellllllllll He is joking, it's his job hust STFU and enjoy it!!
1234sharanya 2 months ago
@mellllllllll hey dont get annoyed, its the bloody greatest accent in England, this is coming from a southerner!
mcnultyfrank 1 month ago
@mellllllllll aye up!
iPhone3GSCase 1 month ago
@mellllllllll it's worse if you're australian. pisses me off how everyone else in the world, not just comedians, seem to think we run around riding kangaroos and say nothing but gday mate. so i feel your pain brother.
h44512 1 month ago 2
Wanna see summit else?
4543563 3 months ago
E'd actually say 'lion, witch 'n't wardrobe' we does need 'the' it's a waste of a word and same with 'good, bad n ugly' we don't say 'going to t shop' it's silent ish on the end of 'to' 'going to't shop'
AppleMacgic911 3 months ago 2
Rotherham :)
SquareHeadify 3 months ago
The "t" is implied unless in the case of "to the"
DropkickFish 3 months ago 2
I'd like to point out i am from yorkshire i do say t but for to the not the, ie im going to t shop rather than im going to t shop
cameron170896 3 months ago
it's not actually "t" for "the". We don't say it all all.
Foxybingooo 3 months ago
I'm from Yorkshire and I sound nothing like that! Aha, funny though.
xlebyx 3 months ago
@KrishValiente Cheers mate, glad you enjoyed it.
CaptainXing 3 months ago
im from near sheffield and we wouldnt even say 't' it would just be 'lion, witch n wardrobe' :')
kelseyFYI 3 months ago
Im from Sheffield and to be honest we dont prounounce "t lion t witch and t wardrobe" or you wold just skip it out and say lion, witch an wardrobe.We use it in situations like this "goin t park".Our accents also differ from what part of yorkishire we are from remeber its a big place.
athenay3 3 months ago 3
I'd just like to point out half of Yorkshire accents don't sound remotely like this
alternativejoe 3 months ago
I'm from Middlesbrough and from what I know most northerners barely even pronounce 'the' during sentences, it's more of a very inaudible sound attached to the beginning of the following word. And I have to agree with whoever said that the 't' Michael is phrasing stands for 'to', and again the majority of northerners do not pronounce it. =D
WATCHMEWATCHYOU1991 3 months ago
actually, the staff would probably respond "2 dvd's and a cd you smug, unfunny southern git"
but seriously, why do people who can't do good accents put such a strong emphasis on the T? It's meant to be a soft sound flowing into the word. As in "i'm off down tpub" not "i'm off down T!!!! pub!
weirds0up 3 months ago
im from yorkshire and the only this that is different is that we dig things (like things) dont say the e.g im goin 'shop. mostly because we dont need it! plus we sound slightly different. im living in norwich now and they smile at you, but then as soon as you speak, they run off! bloody ignerant bastards!
tiger315415 3 months ago
Oh yes, Yorkshire puddings that is THE accent!
DaSmilliee 3 months ago
yup tha's pre'y much i'
lilwabitgirl 3 months ago
Aeyop, us eet me yurr luking feuh?
thethethe303 3 months ago 2
Haha he's got my accent to a tee, well rather speak yorkshire than his boring posh shit!
LucaBlightBadass 3 months ago
Michael McIntyre.... there is nothing good about what you do. You're like the Skeet Ulrich of British standup comedy.
TheN01R 3 months ago
Love the routine. Especially funny coming from someone with an accent from an area where they catch a 'bass', call the capital city 'Landan' and when explaining that a problem has been dealt with declare 'saw Ted'. Regional accents are a fabulous area for comedy, except oof course, if it's a 'Brummy' :(
lisalocketful 3 months ago
Agree that 't' is for 'to' and not 'the' i'm at Uni and I must say everyone thinks I say "t' Lion, t' Witch, t' Wardrobe" when i don't,
I, being a Yorkshire Lass, uses t for to and the.... well most of the time its isnt used at all.
zozoyoyodede 3 months ago
@zozoyoyodede I'm also from Yorkshire and I've got to ask: do you tone down your accent when out of the county, say in London for example? I'm from Leeds so my accent isn't as broad as some yorkshire accents, although I'm certainly not ashamed of it!
neil73 3 months ago 2
Geez he's a fucking comedian, trying to have a laugh, chill your beans, no need to take it all offensive.
gemziieyy 3 months ago
Ehi up!!! Watching this on me tod! Had a few laughs tho!
mikjon67 3 months ago
Dear person in top comment : It's a joke about accents, of course he's going to get it wrong sometimes, have a sense of humour.
Unless you do have a sense of humour, in that case, I iz respectin choo blud
Annoyingthing321 4 months ago
posh twat
AEnima461 4 months ago
@AEnima461 Who's posh, people from yorkshire? :S
TOMMY95215 3 months ago
i didn't even know we were the only county to say 'EYUP' i thought everyone in the English speaking language said/knew what it meant
BeccaKatyCat 4 months ago
actually, we just say lion, witch, an' wardrobe:-L
TheShrinkingPanda 4 months ago 18
@TheShrinkingPanda
Like that's any less hilarious?
MrFalconfly 4 months ago
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Cappo420 3 months ago
Bloody hell I thought it was Paddy then
oFolzy 4 months ago
Lmfao :L
gemziieyy 4 months ago
what a bellend.....bout as funny as a dose o clap.....
specialgravy 4 months ago
tis guy is racist t us yorkshire people
MrJORDANAKAJJ 4 months ago
@MrJORDANAKAJJ u mad bro?
pussytaxi 4 months ago