Absolutely Fabulous-Series 5 Book Clubbin' part 1

[foxyjohnuk]

4:30 to 5:10 is fucking funny as fuck :D

[Littlemonsterwss94]

"Where you taking the old precautionai sil condom-iana?" XD I wish my mum were that cool!!

[purplerainlol50]

"In my day that would have been douched out by morning" I my god Jennifer that was priceless

[Suedeheadlover]

@EverlastingxSong Wait until the midwife shows up. 

[Jessieboo1991]

HAH! Eddy said "coitus(sp?)" xDD

[jrmetmoi]

Douched out by morning ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[sophie97163]

ha, when push comes to shove, ull be screamin for drus and shittin the bed,,,,

[loveudannybabes]

Funny, when i was pregnant with my twins i had the same dream :/

[tenyatseng]

the africa jokes are out of line yo.

[Kozzy06]

@tenyatseng They are jokes. And true anyway.

[tenyatseng]

@Kozzy06 I really dont like getting into it with people i dont know on the internet. But being African, born and raised and having lived here all my life. I feel jokes like these are at times misinformed, belittling and straight up hurtful. And to say "Africa" generalising it, wow. Oh well, I guess it is for comic relief and white people have always been able to say and do what they wish to! :)

[vinilla]

@tenyatseng well africa is riddled with aids......

[WyattsMumma]

I was so long in labor, had to shave me twice,, lmfao!!!!!! That nurse is a trip!!!

[EverlastingxSong]

The first 3 minutes of this ep are scary Lol

[EverlastingxSong]

"Some people can knit .. and tomato." Lmaoo.

[LyndaHudson]

"I shall have its little tiny tongue removed if it even begins to form the G word!"

[hollya15]

so proud tae be scottish likes haha :L

[rds020790]

In my day.. that would have been douched out by morning!

[YakYak2U]

"Mamma! Mamma!"

The nurse rocks! ^___^

[iLoveGeliBeanz]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! PELVIC BONE, PELVIC BONE! MORE DRUGS!!!

[expatted]

Hilarious.

[Bud1UK]

Wee Jimmy Krankie LOL

[96Jazangel]

The nurses graphic description of the birth was Priceless!

[starnemthos]

I was a baby buffet :D

[BAREBACKONLY16]

I WAS IN LABOR SO LONG...THEY HAD TO SHAVE ME TWICE!!!

[BAREBACKONLY16]

STICH HER UP NURSE...LMAO

[CuteCatFaith]

I am in France and have no TV, etc. I never saw this whole season. Had to get friends in the States to send me videos! Not complaining, mind you. The French are terribly stingy I mean FRUGAL and I have a Parisian spouse. Hee hee hee hee hee!

[bigdeucejr]

FAIRTHYWELL FAIRTHYWELL-

[Alighieri1]

In my days that would have been douched out my morning. A huge tsunami of vinegar lol

[Alighieri1]

I was so long in labout they had to shave me twice ... genius!!

[dracatube]

i was so long in labour they had to shave me twice hahahaha

[Chloe28700]

its kinda random the dream at the start

[ccipollini1984]

Gran ROCKS!

[ahmedeox]

The nurse is bloody hilarious !!!! LOOOL MORE DRUGS!!!

[jamesj03]

i love the beginning bit taking the piss out of "Dont Look Now" :D

still managed to scary me though lol

[gigiboy23]

"I was a babay buffet"

"I Tell them, i say when push comes to shove you'll be screamin' for drugs and shittin' the bed darlin'"

"MA MA - MA MA"

[morkhan]

Yeah, can anyone explain the tomato joke?

Did she get forgetful and say it randomly or something?

[KidsWithGuns1992]

what episode did saffy get preggars?

[Spiritual36]

It's Jimmy Kranky from the 80s - Crackerjack!!!!

[elphabawicked4ever]

The look on Saffy's face when the midwife explains the birth is just classic!

[sfillman]

LMFAO I LOVE THIS SHOW AND THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!

hahahahhahahahahahhaaha!!

"I'll just say goodbye to the fat cow"

[celtkilt]

Who was that woman, dear and what was she selling? I love Gran!

[ColoursTrue]

''....some people can nit... and tomato!''

[XanArt21]

@ColoursTrue

I do get most of their jokes(From The Netherlands), but this one? What does it mean?

[ColoursTrue]

@XanArt21 Yeah, often issue for us, non-British people, to understand and follow AF humor :)

I think that the point in this one was to emphasize how much madame M. is senile, they very often represent her in that manner. :) But it's hilariously funny to follow that context ''some people can nit... and tomato...''

Regards to you :)

[bastianskaye]

LOL what a brilliant midwife.

[fishgul69]

ooook, now I'm def gonna adopt

[HollyMariepanda]

ha ^_^

[ajvourakis]

The midwife is HILARIOUS! "When push comes to shove you'll be screaming for drugs and shittin the bed!" LOL

[jimm2224]

I love the midwife! "Pelvic burn, pelvic burn, more drugs!!" LOL

[trxdblogger]

I think eddy must have been watching chucky.

[mcgeenl]

I love how little by little Saffy is becoming more and more like her mother!

[sannaols5582]

@mcgeenl Haha, how?? I don't think she's like her

[hannahlockwood]

stitch her up nurse

[noizy4]

Imagine having Jimmy Krankie as a nurse!

[bogetsu]

"Oh Big breakfast dear!" hahahaha

[monmichka77]

I'm half expecting that little nurse to burst open with Lucky Charm goodness.

[dimelion1]

"the old condomiána"

[Summerskill]

Donald Sutherland's character in the movie follows this ghost who he thinks is his dead daughter when he is in Italy with his wife.

He catches up with her in this empty room and the small person turns around and it turns out to be a scary creature who slashes his throat with a knife and he falls to the ground bleeding to death.

[Summerskill]

Daphne De Maurier was the lady who wrote Don't Look Now, which was made into a movie in 1973.

That was what the reference to Eddy catching up with the child and then getting attacked with the knife was about.

[HelenDiazOfficial]

hahahaha I love how the nurse explains givig birth, it made me laugh SO much!!

[fraserkatie]

Me too! It's great! She puts it just in a sense that makes Saffy feel squirmish!

Brilliant! "You know , my baby was so big, it treated my insides like a smorgasboard!" LOL! "Push woman, Push!" "Oh, its having a rest" :LOL!