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  • I-za-ya-kun~

  • One time a man asked me what the meaning of life was....... So I punched him in the face.

  • Shizu-chaaaaaaaaaaan~!

  • If only Shizuo was real! The things I would do... X)

  • SHIZUCHAAAAAAAAAN

  • So what did I do? I PLAYED THE SAX MOTHAFUKA!!! XD

  • If you hear this music, it means that your trolling was extremely successful and delivered lots and lots of lulz.

  • Izaya: Where am I? I'm in front of Taishoken in South Ikebukuro hahaha why? Because Russia Sushi is having a sale today

    *Elephant trash can misses Izaya*

    Shizuo: Izaya! STAY OUT OF IKEBUKURO!

    *Shizuo runs towards Izaya*

    Izaya: Well it looks like Shizchan has found me see ya!

    *Izaya runs away with Shizuo chasing after him*

    Shizuo: IIIIZAAYAA!

  • I find it funny that this is shizuo theme and that the cover of the album is izaya ironic hun?

  • @narutofanbda I know right?!

  • When you hear this randomly, just run away. Even if you're on the toilet. Because everything will be crushed anyway, mann.

  • Anyone else feel like a boss listening to this

  • Even Chuck Norris is afraid of this guy.

  • @inukaiversus which one? Izaya or Shizuo?

  • @lovebitchhate Shizou, of course. :)

  • @inukaiversus of course XD

  • @inukaiversus But, Izaya's not...Which means...CHUCK NORRIS IS A PUSSY!;o Oh wait, he always has been.

  • @RowdyLikeAClassroom Forever and his lame ass jokes, lol.

  • IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol... XD

  • :D while walking in the street and this melody strats (i have it in my ipod) i immediately start looking around if a car is not flying towards me :D damn shizuo ur cool :)

  • "izaya!!!! didnt i tell you to stay out of ikebukuro?" lol i love shizuo.

  • Shizuo: IZAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­A! <3

  • Shizuo:Shut the hell up! I can't read all this crap! Girls with big boobs, bunny suit WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT ME TO DO?! SCREW THIS!

    *Yellow Scarf looks at Shizuo

    Shizuo: Huh?

    * Yellow scarf continues looking at Shizuo

    Shizuo: Huh?

    *Yellow Scarf nose starts to bleed

    Shizuo: HUH?!

  • IZAYA!!!!!!!

  • lol i love shizuo

  • dat sax.

  • "And then...I played sax, motherf-ker!"~Shizuo blooper a la Crispin Freeman.

  • Its so cool how they use jazz like this in an anime

  • shrina once said you know what screw what he said i come back tougher everytime 

  • "Well I can't lose in front of someone who LOVES me!"

    Favorite line of Shizuo ^^

    or

    "So then I realized, I've been shot."

  • I used to make jokes about chuck norris... but then I took a vending machine to the head

  • come to russia sushi it makes you as strong as shizuo only little human meat

  • i used to make jokes about chuck norris..... but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • Shizuo: *bouncing up and down on celty's motorcycle.* Kill kill kill!

  • In Shizuo's head:Word got out, and soon every gang in the city tried to jump me. I hadn't done anything. All I was trying to do was live a peaceful life!

    Shizuo: Damnit, damnit, damnit, so pissed off!!!! Shit, shit, shit shit shit shit shit, SHIT!

  • "It's Shizu-chan gotta go!"

  • IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The english verision is soooo much better. Voices are perfect.

  • Ah, Shizu-chan~

    *dodges vending machine*

    ...You're too sensitive...

  • "I was just freakin' trying to live a peaceful life! And when I found out who'd been sending all those thugs after me..."

    "IIIIZAAAAAAYAAAAA!" *crash and Izaya Orihara comes running out of the dust*

    "IZAAAYA!"

  • @Bluestar10001 I'm anxiously waiting for the day when Shizuo just fucks Izaya's ass up. after all he did over the course of the series getting punched in the face is not enough.

  • the two top comments both have 69 likes...

  • IZAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • "Well well, whats up, Izaya?"

  • i pass a vending machine junk yard and all i thought was shizuo going to throw them all at once at me

  • I can easily imagine Shizuo being the sax player for this

    "so what did i do... I PLAYED THE SAX MOTHER F***ER" XD

    oh English bloopers, who i love thee XD

  • That sax player is having way too much fun.

  • i wonder how many vending machines and street signs in Ikebukuro?

    it seems Ikebukuro never ran out of them despite Shizuo always throwing them everyday ^^

  • Did I mention I hate Violence? *says after throwing a dumpster at you*

  • Oh im not mad....I Just wanna Beat the Shit outta you!

  • Shizuo would be really pissed if he saw that the picture in the video of this song was Izaya.

  • IIIIIIII-ZAAAAAAAA-YAAAAAAAH-K­UUUUUUUUN

  • sounds like someone pissed Shizou off again.

  • Because of Shizuo, I'm wary of vending machines. First took my money and now there is a possible chance one might land on me out of the blue. Great...

  • Me: Oh hi guy, what instrument do you play?

    Guy: I play saxophone.

    Me: SAXOPHONE?! BAH. I PLAY THE SEXYPHONE.

  • To Saikas "Not one of you are my type."

  • There's a meteor coming towards earth. Hm, it's pretty rectangular.

    OH CRAP, IT'S A VENDING MACHINE!

  • "There is a .0000000000000685% chance looks can kill. So you can't blame me for killing you for looking at me!"

  • "He is the very essence of violence. He is violence personafied." Heh heh

  • Shizuo made two accounts just because Izaya was on his theme cover.

  • so this is the guy im absolutly not to piss off...?

  • Sexy theme for sexy dude who wins the sexy award of the man who shows off sexy struts and sexy strength and sexy looks goes to Shizuo sexy Heiwajima.

  • IIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! D:<!!!!

  • Izaya + Shizuo = RUN BITCHES RUUNNN!!!!

  • hilarious fact i got from tvtropes: "Shizuo Heiwajima roughly translates to "serene man, peaceful island" xD

  • And so, the Dollars learned to never f*** with Shizuo.

  • a bit of advice for people in the streets... watch out for blonde bartenders.

  • O.o this sounds like bonds theme

  • Jazzy tune for a jazzy guy! So laid back ~ like shizuo.... kenkai youku nail ne~ lulz

  • I want this to play when i walk into places.

  • A sexy song for a sexy guy ;3

  • this makes me feel sexy lol

  • IIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYA­AAAAA!!!

    That's what I heard when the song started playing XD

  • "I-zaaaa-yaaaa-kuuunnnn...." XD

  • It's raining vending machines!!!!!

  • Here comes Shizuo Heiwajima

  • Shizuo  。◕‿‿◕。

  • "And everything was quiet for a while. So what did I do? I PLAYED THE SAX MOTHA F*****"

  • SHIZU-CHAN !! Sexiest man in Ikebukuro!

  • @VeggieAshlie I agree with u on that and Izaya is one of the cutest guys in Ikebokuro

  • @hiphop4427 Izaya, stop trolling.

  • "whats up Izaya?"

  • I want this to play every time I make an entrance.

  • Someone once praised Izaya in front of Shizuo. RIP (Rest In Pieces).

  • To be funny, I'm going to put "Ouch" as a reaction. XD

  • This song remaind me of Shizuo who is working at Bar with smoking and thinking to kill Izaya!

  • IIIZZZAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!­!!!!!!!!

  • Barten-san?

    HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO!?!?!?

    Ikebukuro no 最强~~~~!!!

  • @Mattingly97 Agreed,man,agreed.

  • "BROKEN BONES!? HA! WHO GIVES A DAMN!?" -The Strongest Man In Ikebukuro

  • It's Cowboy Bebop all over again!

  • @andrewkful Thank you!!!!

  • You know they say the chances of a stare killing a guy is .00000000000675%.

    "So what are ya gonna do about it, butler man? B...Butler!? Oh Crap! DX"

    "So if you give someone the stinkeye, YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN IF THEY KILL YOU RIGHT!!?"

    (celty scratches her head while punching noises can be heard along with my laughter)

  • @DoinkTonberry what episode was that? i forgot and i wanna watch it LOL

  • "Izaaaaaya-kuuuuuun."

  • h t t p: / / w w w. the petition site. com /1 / durarara- season - 2 /

    Just take spaces out:

    Go sign for 2nd season!!!

  • izaya and horuda disliked this

  • Just hearing this and picturing Shizuo walking by makes me melt x)

  • I think we can all admit here chuck norris will lose.

  • John Coltrane and Boot's Randolph disliked this video in jealousy.

  • the two who disliked this should be beaten by shizu-chan

  • @andyasty I guess we should make sure he beats you too for calling him Shizu-chan =P

  • @andyasty I think the two that dislike this video actually were beaten up by Shizuo, hence disliking it. 

  • @andyasty

    a lot of people in general should beaten by shizu-chan

  • The way they talked about Shizuo being violence personified made this bgm all the stronger. It's the reason I came looking for the show's soundtrack. :0

  • Shizuo deserves this kind of a theme song... tha sax just makes it more awesomer and MORE SEXIER than Izayas.

  • shizuo:izaaaaayaaaa kuuuun

    izaya:shizu chan

  • IZZZZZZZZZZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA. *CHUCKS A VENDING MACHINE*

    Izaya: ...*WHACKED*

  • IZZZZZZZAAAAAAYYYAAAAAA,Didnt i Tell You To Stay Out Of Ikebukuro

    Izaya:Shizuo-Chan

  • Only the strongest man in Ikebukuro deserves a saxophone in his theme song.

  • man when i hear/listen to this song..i remember Shizuo with his cool look and then his cigarette and then gets all pissed off...hahaha,i really love him...love him so much !!!! He is kinda hot hahahaha and love it when he gets all pissed off and pick up all of the things that he could find hahahaha

  • my reaction to the two dislikers:

    *spits cigarette*

    *steps on it*

    *picks up a vending machine*

    IIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAYYYA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • To the 2 dislikers:

    You piss me off. *rips stop sign out of ground and swings it hard.*

  • (So Izaya's talking to Kida and company)

    Izaya: So anyways I-

    *Izaya gets hit with a refrigerator: Kida and company stares*

    Izaya: Got's to go..... Rapist is comin......

    *runs off*

    Kida: What's he talkin bout.... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Shizuo: IZAYA GET THE FUCK BACK OVER HERE!!!!!!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!!!!

    *runs off*

    Kida and Company: O_o

  • Who's the strongest man in Ikebukuro? It has to be that guy

    HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO!

  • I love Shizuo's theme so much!! XD

  • This frickin' ROCKS!!!!!

  • Shizua Heiwajima... Kickin ass and throwing shit for three whole years now.

  • el tema de shisuo o.0, mmm shisuo es sexy pero su tema no es muy increible ,que digamos , como sea gracias x subir xD

  • If there was an RPG set in the streets.

    This'd be the entry music for the boss that is Shizuo. Prepare to meet That One Boss.

  • IIIIIIIIII-ZZZAAAAA-YAAAAAA-KU­UUUUUN! *Vending machine flies off*

  • Shizuo's theme crushes (literally) Izaya's theme, but then again I love the Durarara OST!!! I want a cd! :3

  • IZA-YAA ! {A vendor machine flyes off]

  • I honestly think his theme is sexier than Izaya's. Who's with me?

  • Whats up, Izaya? >D

  • IZAYA-KUN YOOOOOO. XDD

  • Shizuo-kun's sexy theme. XD

  • IIIIZZZZAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!

  • @1HAKHN

    "Sounds like Shizu-chan... Time to make my exit..."

  • "So what did I do? I PLAYED THE SAX MOTHERFUCKER."

  • @NataliePlz I f-ing love that line.

  • RUN AWAY! Shizuo's on the warpath!

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