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  • Shaolin Priest: "Ah Grasshopper, you kick much ass, or shall I say legs and tail."

    Kwai Chang Kaine Mouse: "Thank you Master. Have good stuff for fried rice"

  • Evil Hamster's spartan cousin...

  • This very episode orginated my nickname back in the day!

  • what's the musick?

  • the chuck norris of mice haha ... that mouse has skills! then again it helps that its immune to their venom but even still nice tactics avoiding the stings and bites :)

  • I'm reminded of that annoying-ass little mouse from Sylvester & Tweety's shorts in Looney Tunes. He's always chainsaw-nomming on Sylvester's tail, kinda like this grashopper mouse does here :D

  • also similar to: Night Stalkers - UK - Jungle/Drum And Bass

  • similar to: Fnzy - Do drugs

  • Grasshopper Mouse ain't playin.

  • and then he taught ninjutsu to four orphan turtles.

  • @DaParkladin LOL

  • @DaParkladin LOLL

  • I will nibble the SHIT out of you

  • Man, seriously, where do we find this song?

  • A quick and aggressive predator that let's loose a scream of rage before a fight. And it's a mouse

  • I think Grasshopper Mouse is a pretty cool guy. eh rips off legs and doesn’t afraid of arachnid…

  • I love the rage howl.

  • death by nibbles

  • omnomnomnomnom

  • :D  It's little battle cry

  • Go mammals!

  • Grasshopper mouse don't care, grasshopper mouse smacks the shit out of it! And just takes what it wants!

  • Synch's well with "Damn it feels good to be a gansta"

  • the music sounds like an Insane Clown Posse song.

  • @1:07 it parried a freakin scorpion sting!

  • I can't stop imagining this as a pokemon battle.

  • @koheed99 Shit, I'm hoping this BECOMES a Pokemon!

  • IF Chuck Norris EVER dies...he will probably come back as a Grasshopper Mouse .

  • I want a three-grasshopper-mice moon shirt.

  • Holy fuck this is hilarious

  • best rodent ever

  • Grasshopper mice are what nightmares have nightmares about!

  • Shit, that mouse is bad. And the spider and the scorpion had such badass intro music as well. :D

  • never thought I'd see a mouse kick so much ass...

  • Never thought I'd feel bad for a scorpion.. jesus christ.. fucker got owned.

  • Hahaha! Wouldn't it be awesome if some douchebag who's as usual, feeding a tiny mouse to his pet tarantula, and it turns out to be a grasshopper mouse that kicks its butt and eats his pet! and he's all like "Aaaaagh what the hell?!"

  • MAMMALS FTW!

  • Love the music. When that amen and think break come in. Shit gets real.

  • Grasshopper mouse doesn't give a fuck

  • that thing is so god damn fast!

  • That Rattata is definitely in the top 10%

  • Damn nature, You scary!

  • Tarantula: Stay back! I've got eight legs!

    Mouse: Then I guess I'm about to make you an octoplegic.

    Tarantula: OH GOD, WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME?!?

  • @electricbayonet2 this is one of the more amazing comments I've ever read, youtube, reddit, or otherwise.

  • I knew it from the beginning that speedy gonzales would win

  • Grasshopper mouse confirmed for not giving a shit!

  • I hope that in my next life, I may be reincarnated as a grasshopper mouse.

  • Was it fastfowarded? That mouse was fast

  • My favorite animal of all time, next to the chicken.

  • MOUSE WIN!!! LOLOLOL

  • The mouse that roared!

  • The music makes it seem like a rape lol.

  • Awww its little ears were flapping!! :3

  • The one who invented the word "monotypic" must had an appetite for platypus.

  • where can i get this soundtrack?

  • I'd hate to be that spider

  • This mouse is insane. XD

  • BUG AT 0:32

  • Great footage. Good to see the "mouse" win for a change although I think that's really a pack rat.

    The background music is funny. I had to turn it down so my wife didn't think I was watching a prono flick.

  • lol

  • @mrcruddo Your wife has issues then if she immediately associates electric rap beats with porn. :P

  • @mrcruddo It's called a Grasshopper Mouse...

  • @mrcruddo

    Only the grasshopper mouse makes the shrill howl. Pack rats really aren't into fighting scorpions and tarantulas for a living....they mainly eat vegetable matter.

  • mousy ate them! didnt she? she didnt just attack them for fun, but to eat them.

    nevertheless, very impressive.

  • ITS SO CUTEEEEEE

  • @Anthony2390 I wish i had a fucking snake so it could eat you...Bastard

  • @Anthony2390 The mouse would pwn the snake! >:D

  • woa........ mickey win

  • it bites anywhere ahaha

  • wow

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