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  • Who here would see a large, hairy, possibly dangerous humanoid creature in the woods and move closer for a better look?

  • that looks like....MY MOM.

  • The NBA wants to recruit the skunk ape.

  • where exactly in kansas city is swope park

  • Get the book "Ash Gray"

    Excellent novel about this monster!

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  • Once everyone is supplied with cheap Chinese cameras, we'll be able to see bigfoot everyday!

  • I hate to tell you hun, but talking to yourself is the first stemp toward insanity.

  • do u enjoy getting ripped on fer a video u put time into haha cuz if so u are a huge success haha

  • I love how nobody notices that the sound is perfect (you hear her voice, crunching of foliage underfoot, the birds in the trees) but the image is totally degraded. Is there any question this is a bullshit hoax? The camera has nothing to do with it dumbshits...The video is purposely degraded in editing, they just forgot to consider degrading the audio as well to attempt to make it slightly more authentic.

  • SKUNNNKKK APPPEEEE!

  • This video is lips and garbage. Even my shitty camcorder from 1997 takes videos in clear quality. I mean how the hell does the video get blurry? Do you soak it underwater before uploading it to you tube?

  • it is heavily wooded..but also HEAVILY populated!

  • fyi the skunk ape is in florida

  • fake because it is a guy in a gorilla suit and you made the camera blury and try to make is real but failed video

  • fake any animal would have ran away quickly

  • Gake and fay

  • I live outside Kansas City myself, and have seen some prints, and heard calls, could you PM me and tell me where you were at when you filmed this?

  • "What the hell is that..what''s going on, what is that...what is that??"

    Really bad acting

  • Uncommonly unconvincing.

  • Sad to get a friend to dress up in a monkey suite and say it's the Skunk Ape then put it on you tube oh please.....

  • At about 24 seconds in you see the figure about to go behind the tree. Notice how the figure takes a moment to carefully check where he/she will be stepping - this is an indication that he/she is wearing a mask that inhibits vision. An animal that lives its life in the woods would be much more sure-footed that that.

  • unless its trying to step around the briars, I have lived my whole life in the country area outside of Kansas City, and anyone who spends any time in the woods at all here can tell you they are everywhere, I promise you can't go out there without coming home bleeding from somewhere. Especially during mushroom season, arms, legs, face all scratched up it sucks!

  • I'll concede to that, but it still looks unnatural and clumsy. I made mascot costumes for a living for years. I know how bulky costumes look on people, and I know how they move when they wear them.

  • you sure about that?

  • What? You don't agree that an animal that lives it's life in the woods would be used to living in the woods? I think you might be stretching to try to defend this video. I all for giving the benefit of the doubt with regard to the possible existence of these bigfoot critters, but I'm not gonna waste my time trying to find something in this vid to believe.

  • you are way to close to subject.also when trailing something stop and duck down be quiet.

  • This fake video doesn't even try to look good. 0.41 seconds of something that could be true evidence and you stop taping when the creature steps out into the open. (?)

  • I didn't know a 4 year-old could carry a camera and ask "What's that?" at the same time.

  • Hahaha what a load of BS.

  • real

  • Swope Park in Kansas City is heavily wooded....

  • dude first just looking at it i can tell its fake

    second im from kansas and there r nowhere near enough woods around kansas city for these things to not be seen on a daily basis

  • Ok, I agree this thing is obviously fake but to say it's because there's not enough forest in and around KC is just plain stupid. There are plenty of heavily wooded areas in the KC metro and even downtown KC, anyone that's lived here for more than a few years knows that much.

    Again, the video is fake as a prostitute's orgasm but the setting could very easily be somewhere in KC.

  • not enough woods that dont have people going through them on a regular basis and theyve all got roads like shawnee mission parkway or k7 right by them

    and i never said it wasnt kc im saying that a bigfoot couldnt hide in kc without getting spotted

  • who are you talking to?

  • I think that's Fats Geronimo from The Rock-afire Explosion. Was this filmed on the grounds of an ancient Showbiz Pizza?

  • that was freaking fake u can tell if some thing like came out of no ware u would b freaking out not all like "what is that baby go give it a hug"

  • bigfoot and skunk ape are just nateraly blurry in real life. its not the camera, its the animals biological camoflauge. some where there is a blurry beast running around the woods stealling children and making cameo apperences on peoples home movies.

  • I like your response

  • thanx

  • oh come on people, please lets get real. That was about as fake as fake can get

  • seriously wtf? yeh it was probably bigfoot, but how could u tell?

  • i have this to say, if it's real your lucky you didnt get killed cuz it saw you at the end and if it's not fake... your friggin retarded for pulling a stupid stunt like this

  • Mas falso que un politico

  • can anyone who films bigfoot afford a camera that cost more than 2 fucking dollars

  • As hilarious as this comment is, it is unfortunately too true! It's like the "bigfoot camera" is only half the quality of the "ghost and sea monster" camera which is a minute percentage the quality of the typical vacation camera!

  • Someone smack these people over the head with a piece of wood, plz.

  • its my big dick baby

  • im not sure if this is supposed to be funny but if there trying to pass that of its increadibly fake

  • Fake. Not even funny either...!

  • That is a man in a monkey suit

  • Whatever it is it appears African in nature. Maybe an escaped circus monkey or stinky baboon with a red and blue padded ass cheeks. Keep your distance and smell ahead for trouble most of these types of creatures are encrushed with feces and lice.

  • i gotta get the heck out of here !

  • you'd know if it was real,coz that chick would be screamin and runnin in the opposite direction blair witch style and the camera would be on the ground or all over the place!HOAXES SUCK BITCH AND SO DO YOU !

  • Well bears smell REALLY BAD. So.. im guess bears and bigfoots or Skunk Apes are related in some form.

    and according to FLuffeeTalks, " Bigfoot is a big out of focus monster. Just a blurry monster " yup..

  • why is it always the cheapass cameras. e_e

  • I guess the smell is overwhelming is over loading the cameras sensor.

  • Remember folks, if you capture something like this (or Bigfoot, Yeti, etc.) on camera, make sure you use the worst possible compression to totally degrade the quality before you upload it here.

  • A rly rl sknk ap3 wud hve eet u in a <3-beat.

  • at 23 seconds it looks like a fairly short person treading lightly on swampy land, if i was a big foot or skunk ape in my natural setting i would be hauling ass though there getting away from this crazy bitch lol

  • THat aint no SKunk-Ape, thats a Skunk-Tard!

  • Did Yu Say Tickle My Tit ?? XD

  • why most everyone who make a "sighting" always have a horrid camera?

  • why most everyone who make a "sighting" always have a horrid camera?

  • I dont know who's the more bored. The knuckle head that made this video or me for watching it?

  • you know, you would think that an animal who has lived in the wild would know the sounds of somthing tracking it, say, leaves and twigs snapping, and a human voice...

  • gotta love all of the unneccessary filters on this thing.

  • Where is this in K.C.???

  • she is a total nutter , would you belive someone that talks to themselves .... i heard its the first sign of maddness

  • FOCUS!!!! Blurry = FAKE

  • I think bigfoot is real, but this is obviously faked by some high school drama students.

  • Funny how every video is crystal clear on the tube UNTIL ITS A SKUNK APE,ALIEN,BIGFOOT,OR THE LIKE.

  • no one knows about bigfoot and if he is real. he may or may not be. but no one knows if he is, so quit thinking you know the anatomy or bioligy of the bigfoot.

  • This is fake. You can tell by the movement that its just a guy in a suit.

  • stupid!!!!!!!!!! no fear talking loud making noise. where was it lake jacomo, blue springs lake. smithville.longview lake???? kansas city i know it wasnt swope park...........work on your acting skills big time...

  • This is fake, whoever shot this video needs to go to acting school. The quality sucks as well. And the girl (?) sounds like shes talking to a dog XD

  • If the hoaxers every figure out what an "intermembral index" is, I suppose it will make spotting the faked videos a little harder.

  • Limb length (Intermembral Index or IM = Length of Humerus + Radius x 100/ Length of Femur + Tibia)...Duh! Georgian idiot, everyone learns that in sixth grade science class.

  • Well, at least you know how to Google.

  • Whatever...at least being from Georgia you know how to "oogle" your first cousin...Yee-Haw.

  • You're the one riding dudes around on your Harley. What are you, a Catholic priest?

  • Zing!

  • lol. her commentary gave it away as fake.

  • probly a hunter it looks like hunting seeson there

  • this doesn't really look real but you never know. cool video

  • What crap, if you were that close to a "creature" i'd think you would shit your pants and run.

  • FFS...can't a bigfoot take a piss in peace anymore.. lol

  • Ah yes, another "terrible" video footage (what did you use a cellphone camera?) of Bigfoot. BTW, good catch by a previous poster who reveals that toadpipia has another "mock" video of the Skunk Ape walking thru a bar! LOL

  • Hey! bigfoot was about 2 releive hisself, & U went 'n' spoiled 'is privacy wih yer cam'ra!

    Plus, Ah didn't hear me no "Brush-Poppin 'N' Stuff", that double-deelishus high-fiber breakfast cereal! Yahsiree, them delectable brown nuggets durn-near 'xplode wi' flaver right thayr in yer mouth! I'm tellin' ya, folks, I's got taste-buds the size a' walnuts, and this cereal's drivin' 'em inta a FEEDIN' FRENZY!!

  • Hmm..seeing as she has another video of her buddy walking through a Bar with the costume on, I'd say this one is a hoax..I'm alctually suprised she even knew the term 'Cryptozoologists.'

    Good point Muskrat, usually when someone comes across something as rare as this, they don't have time in their head to wonder "Oh man, whats this thing?", as they are probably scared half to death, I'd imagine.

  • She sees the missing link and she goes "Oh my goodness!" Garbage!

  • I love how the mom tries to keep the kid interested by asking her " what is that" (:20)....even the kid gets bored of filming her drunk uncle walking around the forest in bear fur....fuck....i mean FUCK!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! STOP WITH THESE FUCKING VIDEOS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

  • How to spot a bigfoot hoax: the person behind the camera will keep asking "what is that? Oh my god... what is that?" Answer: it's the fake bigfoot you're filming.

  • tell your dad to stay out of the woods. thanks

  • Fake................

  • nexxt time i go to the mountains i'm taking a gun

  • Nice try, cute, I enjoyed it though!

  • LOL BigFoot with short legs. You ever notice all bigfoot videos are poor quality. Nice try!

  • the same here,its seems like people could afford better equipment or learn how to focus a lens it seems

    the blurr and so forth is done on purpose

  • Some people could not even turn on a TV if their life depended on it. But yes this looks fake

  • most home videos have poor quality

  • What is that? Fake.

  • Why didn't you zoom in on it?

  • Monkey suit.

  • Not so fast there, Komododragon cock breath.

  • sorry, fake fake FAKE!! everyone can see that

  • First off the skunk ape lives in the EVERGLADES. second off, theres an acting school next to where I live, Maybe you otta go there before TRYING TO TRICK US!

  • skunk apes live all around the southeastern u.s., they are just more common in the everglades

  • you can tell by the way the bitch is talking that this was planned and she is a bad actress

    "oh my god, what is that? ive never seen anything like that...OH MY GOD, can this be bigfoot???"

    ...smh

  • The Blair Witch Bigfoot?

  • the camcorder was found but the witness never was... luckily the Bigfoot left the tape (evidence) in the camcorder...

  • stop this! it's boring and old...find some other creature to make fun of it now, shitheads!

  • This is the worst acting I have ever heard in my life,

  • Whatever it was, it seems like it was limping. But as one person said, the Skunk Ape is native to Florida. If this is genuine, then Kansas has a Sasquatch all its own.

    Why does the video cut out once the creature is in full view? At least you attempted to pursue it, and at one point, it looked back at you, so it knew you were following.

  • Man, I would of bolted after that thing if I was an unsuspecting civilian.

  • First Mistake the Skunk-Ape is in FLORIDA not Kansas

  • thats ethier a dumb blond seeing a man in a gorilla suit or a hoax

  • nice that all the pixels obscure the whole shot what a fake

  • FAKE

  • it would be funny it said i'am your daddy bitch

  • Oh please, if I saw some shit like that, you think I would still be standing there. Fake as hell!

  • it's "papaflan"'s mom in thw woods

  • Why is the film cut short when the creature is in full view? Fake!

  • gay

  • "what the hell is that?? this thing is freaking me out" and she walks straight to it. lol. This is the dumbest fake video i've ever seen.

  • some one get rosie o donald out of the forest ppl!!

  • for one ura girl u would be running scared but wait thats prolly ur husband in the suit

  • lol its fake

  • how do you know its a skunk ape it could be the monkey man lol

  • its not even a guy in a costume, its just some haggard dude out for a walk hahahaha

  • Horrible acting.

  • Acting? Hmm, don't think so...listen again...

  • bigfoot is real, this video is not

  • You can't say that this video isn't real--prove it. Forensic Biologist have covered the area and have found excrement of mysterious simian origin...

  • I can say this video isn't real: This video isn't real! See?

  • Really. The "put-on" commentary gives it away right from the start. But, other than that, the creature's locomotion looks exactly human - very odd for something who's physiology must be radically different than humans, and which has spent every moment of its life traversing the rough forest floor, constantly negotiating rocks, stumps, branches, etc.

  • dearest you can't prove a negative

  • I have no doubt that these creatures exist. However, I am not convienced that this is real. the thing is to far away, and to short a span to get a good look at it.

  • I have no doubt that Bigfoot, Skunkape, Sasquatch, whatever, exist, but this vid does not convince me.

  • and these are real there not just some person that is in some costume !!!!!

  • that is amazing and i believe that this friendly creature needs our help for too long we have been destroying our planet and making these creatures hide from us and we need to find them and protect them

  • Notice when it goes behind the tree, the person in the suit has to pause and make sure he can see where he's putting his foot... just the same way a person in a costume would if his sight was limited by a mask. Trust me on this one, I have worn mascot costumes, and I know exactly how you have to compensate.

  • skunk ape aint as rare as bigfoots...still i pay top dollar for its fur and meat

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA so fake

    It moves like a 6'2 man in a saggy costume

  • I seen a SkunkApe in Zanesville Ohio in 2006! Seriously!

  • As far northeast as Ohio? Those guys get around. Sure it wasn't a Sasquatch?

  • Ya, you never hear of someone having a gun. Shoot one in the leg already. If these things smell so bad, why has no BF researcher ever used blood hounds to track them down? Don't bs that the dogs would be too scared. Christ, they'll run down bears and cougars. Seems weird to me.

  • Yes thankyou. If not shoot one...tranquilze it for godsakes. This looks like this lady's husaband or somthing in a Halloween costume XD

  • Hard to figure why there are so many BF hunters out there armed only with recorders and totally shit video equip?? You'd think 1 would have enough balls to bring something along to subdue a BF or kill one.

  • yupp agreed

  • If i kieed a saskewatch i wouldnt tell the public. Government might get of you for that. Meaning silence you. Or you might be sent to Leavenworth Federal penitentery for killing something as sacred as the bald eagle

  • Why would the gov care if someone shot a BF? I think that the state of WA has a law against shooting a BF. Whatever. If a hunter actually ever saw one I think they would shoot it and cash in on millions so wouldn't really care. Or, bullshit that the BF was attacking him and he had to shoot it. You can shoot and kill a bear out of season if it's attacking you. You wouldn't be worried about whether or not you'd get in trouble.

  • A saskewatch is known to retalliate when it feels threatened. I seriously doubt you can take even one of Mike Tysons punches let alone saskewatch. Wanna find out? Then you go ahead and make it nervous but ill gaurantee youll shit ur panties and cry for mama.

  • I never heard of a BF retaliating? Retaliate against who? Has someone been attacked by one? All I know is 1000's of hunters go into the woods every year and not 1 BF has been shot. Yet, hunters poach 1000's of animals illegally every year so I'm sure if one had a chance, they'd shoot a BF.

  • DUMB!

  • FAKE! I think anyone in their right mind would either go screaming for the hills or get a better shot. Funny how when someone spots something like this they always have a camera and no gun.

  • How do you know?

  • Common sense.

  • why are all bigfoot and ufo footages are either filmed with bad quality cameras or out of focus... lol lol

    someone get me clear shot please,, i mean if you gonna be that damn close to something and just so happen to have a camera running,, (go figure) the least you can do is carry a gun a shoot the damn thing

  • "the least you can do is carry a gun a shoot the damn thing"

    If not for us than for the creature ;)

    Seriously though if I were a Skunk ape (And if the Hindus turn out to be right I might one day be) if i saw some ditz stalking me sounding like victim #1 in a cheap horror flick, I would just charge her; howling and shrieking for that extra pop, and rip her living throat out. Now that would make a good youtube video!

  • i totally agree you can never quite make it out or 'shakey hand'

  • skunk ape? it stannnks!

  • i think they r real, but this one was gesturing with its arms at someone off screen.

  • Do you actually know scientists think Skunk Apes actually exist in america in the heavy dense forest. Me? Well i think its a load of bullshit and this vid is definatly fake.

  • i've been attacked by a skunk ape, too! i had to take baths with lemon juice to get rid of the stink!!! lmfao!!!

  • This shit was made!..lol

  • "What is that?" Gee i dunno? 7" tall, Hairy, Walks on two legs, Usually seen in forest areas just like the one you seem to be walking in, and its not a deer... That give you any clues? Seriously thought that was terrible, arnt skunk apes meant to have ginger/red fur?

  • "what is that!?" looks like really bad internet video to me

  • i think the woman's voice is rather annoying, but awesome video

  • I think this is a great video!

  • yeah man

    The chick sounds like she's friggin' talking to a BABY

  • this is stupid the way it walks is clearly a guy in a suit and ur acting sux

  • What would a saskewatch be doing walking around in a hot summers day in Kansas?

  • OMG!!! If you are wondering if skunk apes are real... They are, I have been atacked by one. I WAS SOOO SCARED!!! ppl always think its a pig but then i tell them pigs dont walk on 2 legs. Thnx for posting this

  • well that was pants, if really was a skunk ape, it wouldnt walk like a man now would it?

  • molemeister91 is correct. all these 'sasquatch/bigfoot' type creatures vary on a global scale as much as we do as a human species. primate cousins, diverse races within a species type. i really hate these hoaxed vids. *sigh* it helps no one. >:(

  • I heard someone post on a forum that they think there's a gorilla-like Sasquatch (Patty, as we all know), a baboon-like Sasquatch, and an orangutan-like Sasquatch. The chimp-like sasquatches? Us humans.

  • the skunk ape, or nape, supposedly has longer arms and longer fur than the traditional sasquatch and stands at about 5.5 ft. tall. Looks like a chimp.

  • I'm just waitin for one of these dumb ass pranksters to step opn a water moccasin or a rattler, that would be worth watching.

  • I think that skunk ape costume was made out of the same rug my grandma has in her living room.

  • painful to watch. too contrived... the dialogue that is. "what the hell is that? ...oh my goodness... i gotta get it on camera..." ...as stated above "bad acting". the body proportions of the mystery creature were far too human as well. did she make any attempt to 'zoom-in'? doesn't look like it. sad.