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  • You ain't black stop lien poser, thought sayin you're black would protect but It didn't you slithering walrus with extra slime trailing your every move because we're on to you so watch your back we live in the shadows!

  • What a retarded coon.I'm black and I didn't find that corny shit funny at all.Gat damn embarrassing coon.Another brilliant coon,with his coon hat. I wish coons would all jump off of Mt.Kilimanjaro and stop making black folks CRINGE all the time.

  • No this is patrick!

  • As stupid as you would expect from a racist idiot like that.

  • 416 ppl dont understand the joke apparently lol

  • How do you circumcise a redneck kick his sister in the chin.

  • LMAO,,,LMAO,,,,LMAO,,,,,,This man has the delivery in his joke (humor) to be able to do this kind of comedy and be FUNNY!!! Here's where I DO have a PROBLEM,,,,,,,IF a shock jock says some girls are "Nappy Headed Hoes",,,,,,,He ALSO is just trying to be FUNNY!! But yes bring this man on,,,,He's GREAT!!!

  • This guys epic

  • Why is everyone being a butt hurt? Anyone can use the joke lol.

  • Of course it's racist but since he's black it's ok.

  • jokes can't be racist their jokes. when someone is telling a joke if you take offense to it then go watch fox news were your kind belong.

  • I got one. A black man, an illegal alien and a communist walk into a bar. The bar tender said: "What can I get you Mr. President?"

  • Jokes like that can be funny when people don't mean it like he never he was jokin everybody knew it

  • i can tella racist joke, well its a fact actually, u black "folks" used to have no use in this world cos every white person hated all blacks till ya black brother martin luther king whho thought he was king of da world came along. assholes.

  • @return135 that is the most idiotic thing ive ever heard if it wasnt for white people wtf are you talking about blacks do what they have to do just as much as any other race im hispanic and find that reponse offensive to blacks

  • im white and i find this hilarious

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  • If we "white people" tell this joke and flip it we will be seen as rascist and when a this man tells it somehow not so offensive

  • @WayneJerooney Kinda depends on the situation

  • No respect for what the white man really has done for the black man.

  • @ronblancle go back to the 40's where you belong.

  • Funny, but it lacks any sort of factual basis. Black people would still be in mud huts eating mud pancakes if it wasn't for White people.

  • We do need to get our shit together as AMERICANS. Racism has been used too long to divide us. But we cannot change what's happening. Many white women today are built like Black and Latina women. Seriously. Look at the asses of white girls today and you're like "Holy Fuckin" Shit! Did you see the ass on that girl?" Not to mention rhythm. When I was growing up it was rare to see a white person with rhythm and now it is the norm. Makes you wonder.

  • no of course its not racist, but if it were the other way round it would be...

  • WHITE POWER!

  • what did he mean by "just flip it" ?

  • @IJustHadFun Like a white person could tell the joke like-wise. He could throw the blk man off the mountain! A reversable joke!

  • @fufefufe9 THANKS :D

  • @IJustHadFun flip white with black, or asian etc

  • *Colyar

  • is it racist? yes

    is it funny? absolutely

  • does anyone have Michael Colyar's full segment from this?

  • Who let u out the gutter you fucking Niger

  • @TIPXSPREADER6960 try to spell Nigger right you uneducated fool Your a disgrace to the white race Just because a black man Said a Racist joke when all us whites make hundreds of racist jokes about black people you get all funny just because of his skin colour you hate him well my Friend I am white and I fucking hate you you don't deserve to be white to be fair you don't deserve to Human your a animal.

  • I flipped it, now I'm dead.

  • i love Michael Calyer!

  • LOL

  • love it!!!

  • Racism joke only of you find it offensive but the vast majority of humans are intelligent enough to hear the joke, therefore like :-)

  • Ramirez is right there are only three races Cacusoid,negroid and mongoloid. every thing is a variation of those three.example. latino/hispanic are a blend of mongoloid and caucasoid.Indians(from India)are a blend of Mongoloid and Negroid.

  • michael colyar ...not collier

  • i flipped it and a big black guy flipped me... 

  • wow, where did he get that joke? the 4h grade? that one is so old.

  • im glad people aren't getting all mad about this and can laugh about it..

  • If a White man had told it YES!!!!...Cos he a nigger No..And they call each other by that...oh unless you are white//////

  • It's true you can flip it to fit any race but i have a feeling the asian and hispanic will still be throwing the white guy lol. By the way Hispanic/Latino is not a race, we're a mixture i guess you can call us hybrids. Fuck that person that reads this comment and calls us mutts lol, i'm psychic muthafucka i know what you're thinking lol.

  • ..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMMFAO!

  • I'm white and that was probably the best 'racist' joke I've ever heard.

  • funny as hell and im white as hell

  • @Hezicohen so your a red then...

  • Lmfao that was to funny

  • its not really racist.racism is when one race shows more superior than another race

  • Funny stuff....white people need understand its true n a way. For all the shit u did

  • shit was funny. point blank. like he said, just flip it so it fits any race!!

  • @rudeboy7464

    LOL YEA BUT WHO THE MEXICANS GONE THROW OFF...

    BUSH! 

  • it was funny, and i'm white

  • @RIPRICKJAMES tee hee

  • Its not just that the joke is hilarious but that he tells so good

  • If the joke had been reversed, then it would be all over the news.

  • I'm white and thought it was pretty funny:)

  • jus flip it lmao. this aint racest. try laughing at it not hatein it. then it wont be racest.

  • hahahaha so funny a black guy joking around about killing a white guy this is soo funny and justified.... you people are sick

  • @insanic1 Someone failed to inform you about the premises of joke-telling.

  • Funny because there aren't a lot of jokes about white people

  • Debating over whether it's racist or not when he clearly states he's going to do a racist joke? Fuck is wrong with you people.

  • great joke and im white...although the bit where he said "im not mad at what white folks did to my ancestors and some you motherfuckers still try to do" was even funnier

  • @ivangrozny27 me too I agree XD

  • He said that he was going to do one racist joke..so why the debate?

  • lets be honest if a white person said it would be all over the news and all that shit. even though its not that bad.

  • this joke is old. I heard it years ago but they were on an airplane and the punchline was something like asian jumps out, black guy jumps out and a texan pushes the mexican and says that was for the alamo.

  • When Africans R gonna See Real Racist Hindu Brahmans ---

    362 yrs of Slavery by White people might Look like a Blessing &

    Nelson Mandela Prison might Look like a Pleasure Vacation

    Alot of RACIST HINDU BUSINESSMEN FROM INDIA ARE COMING TO AFRICA TO LOOT AND PLUNDER AFRICAN RESOURCES

    Search --- UNTOUCHABLES OF INDIA --

    These RACIST always needs WARS + CONFLICTS so they can Continue Looting n Fooling the Entire Country -

    No Wonder CONFLICTS + WARS in Africa are getting Worse n Worse

  • americans need man up about the whole rascist thing we do it all the time and OUR black people don't care hell they don't even give a crap about the word nigger.

  • its funny cuz its an unexpected ending and well im ashamed of what my ancestors may or may not have done, but thumbs up to this vid

  • i'm white and didn't think it was funny, nothing to do with race it's just an easy shit joke.

  • im white i dont give a fuck what he says about white people he is fucking hilarious

  • European-American self-loathing at 0:53.

  • Just flip it! Just flip it! lmao

  • "Is this a joke?" would be a better title.

  • White chick and laughing my ass off! XD We aren't gonna get over racism, homophobia and whatnot if we walk on eggshells about this stuff! I'm all for it!

  • hahahaha LMAO and i'm white!!!

  • I'm white and I laughed at that haha.

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  • As a white man, I have to say that this is NOT racist, it's just funny :D

  • Lol...lovely.

  • "Racism" like this, IMO, helps put an end to racism. Maybe not so boldly, but I think it has a positive impact. He's obviously not coming from a center of hatred, he's just making fun... of racism. Isn't it funny that we take race/racism so seriously? If that is the punchline, then I think it's fantastic.

  • Just flip it lol

  • If this was the other way around, the guy would be sued, laid off and branded a Nazi for the rest of his life, FUCK THE NIGGER.

  • I WOULD NOT WANT THIS FILTHY NIGGER ON A PLANE...CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HORROR SITTING NEXT TO THAT COON? i WOULD ASK THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO HAVE HIM REMOVED.

  • @poopyskidmark yeh, dont you just hate racist coons like him?

  • 410 mothafukas dont have a sense of humanity

  • @BoycottTheSettlers oh that's messed up lol

  • 409 White People Did Not "LIke" This LMFAOOO~

  • 'm hispanic and I don't give a fuck I'm not jumping off the mountain of Kilimanjaro for my nobody ! Lol and yes the joke was racist and it was funny & to be honest most racist jokes are so don't get offended and get a sense of humor, it's a joke !

  • @YoTurnUpTheVolume100 Then THRow THe Chinese Mutherfucker off the Mountain So it will be enough room when i throw the White one off=)=D

  • Yes that was racist, and guess what? I didn't die. I am not offended. I thought it was funny. Of course, I like being white, so there is no way a black can offend me with words.

  • everybody say that.......

  • Lol i thought this was gonna be really racist but turns out this was the funniest joke i ever heard!!!!!

  • That was funny!!

  • LMAO so funny !!

  • Spear-throwing negro. Get back to your jungle.

  • who cares made me smile.

  • i told this joke once and nobody laughed

  • @tsangpogorge must be some serious dudes that dont find anything funny

  • @all10980 lol 80% of comedy is how you say it, im just not as talented as this dude

  • mount killimanjaro, mont killinyourmom ,,.....WHATEVER

    LOL

    

  • If blacks would get off the racist, liberal welfare plantation they would be is such better shape. It's sad what the racist pieces of white liberal shit like LBJ, Bobby "sheets" Byrd, and Johnny "I married a millionaire" Kerry et. al. have done to black folks with their racist welfare plantation.

  • who cares as long as it's funny

  • Nigga = racist

    Honkey = acceptable..

    If you gunna use your racism card u gotta be able to understand the rules of the game what a load of shit

  • @IDOTPMUSIC awwhh how unfair...

  • @IDOTPMUSIC I know this is an old comment but, do you honestly get offended by honkey. That is just a ridiculous word. and this is coming from a black guy

  • @popyb3 thers no diff between me callin you 'nigger' n you calling me 'honkey' bth r racist words both should! b equally unacceptable in society. Anti-Racism is slowly turning into Anti-White. im english. in england a case has just sent 2 men down for killing a black man for the colour of his skin.. which is justice. bt in the same court the day b4 4 asian girls where cleared of chrges, leavin a white girl in intnsve care. ther ws vdeo footage of them screaming kill the white slag, acceptable?

  • Alright but dont you guys understand that many years back , What MY ANCESTORS was puttin up with ummm WHITE PEOPLE , And not to mention its still going on today which is SAD people , V-nasty saying Nigga? Idc what any one says ONLY BLACK PEOPLE CAN SAY NIGGA idgaf , Its not that only black poeple can make jokes like this and get away with it , its just that its not right for a white person so say somethin like this cause of Back in the day #just saying

  • @getlitemusik09 Get over it

  • @shaung nah im not goina get over it

  • @getlitemusik09 Then continue with your sad existence.

  • Funny stuff.

  • thats an old mexican joke

  • What show is this?

    Also I just saw Lavell Crawford's Comedy Central special n that shit was hilarious. I wasn't expecting much but he brought it

  • If its funny its funny :p. All comes down to who and how its told and also "white" people tend to let these things be.

  • if i make a joke bout a black man its racist...

    if a black man makes a joke bout a white man its cool?

    mannnn what a load of shittt

  • @IDOTPMUSIC Aww, poor pampered white boy.

  • @IDOTPMUSIC I think the whole hundreds of years of slavery, and decades of fighting for there rights, black people kinda deserve that :)

  • If this is not racist, then nothing is racist. So let the black jokes fly...no rules. Refer to "black mother fuckers", whatever you want to say...clearly it's ok according to this guy's philosophy. Like this guys said..."I don't believe in racism, I believe in race PRIDE".  Problem is...these days it's considered "racist" to be proud of the white race...any other race is "just good ol' ethnic pride", unless of course you are caucasian. Am I the only one who sees a problem here?

  • I'm white and not offended by it, but I don't find it very funny. Perhaps cause it's not original, too similar to one I learned in preschool :

    An American, Frenchman and Arab are on a crashing plane and they need to throw things out to make it lighter. American throws dollar bills and says "it doesn't matter, there are too many in my country". Arab throws petrol bottles and says "there are too many in my country". Frenchman throws Arab and says "there are too many in my country".

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  • boring ...yawn

  • Im white and its not racist. Its just Fucking funny! lmao! A joke! End of story. Theres no hidden agenda!

  • This joke is funny as hell! as far as I am concerned black comics can do as many racist jokes about whites as they want cause whites hot away with a shot load of stuff back in the day like killing black folks so don't get ur panties in a bunch over joke jokes.

  • all black comedians use race jokes, not the funniest comedians

  • Anyone white and still found this the most hilarious shit ever? :D:D:D Love this joke.

  • negus...

  • Hilarious

  • the funny thing is, is that there a no real white jokes and the ones they have just arent funny.

  • @salmon020 Uhh...that's because we live in America, a predominantly Caucasian country.

    If you go to other parts of the Country, I'm sure they have a lot of white jokes that they think are funny.

  • @salmon020 I meant other parts of the World, not Country.

  • @salmon020 u ever heard of an "yo mama" cypher?! lol during slavery slaves would insert "yo mama" for the white man and tell jokes that way. in some parts of america we still do this. dont believe me? look it up

  • It's only racist if its told by a racist and if your offended my it, but... WHY DON"T YOU JUST ENJOY THE DAMN JOKE

  • Racist humour? that depends on whether you are offended by it or not. If that offends you then never ever watch any Richard Pryor Live clips.

  • well it would be racist if its was a white guy saying it about a black guy haha i thought it was funny still !

  • I would have to say yes.I wouldn't have told it,put it that way.

  • What makes it funny?

    #1 His way of conveying the message by telling the joke as it should be told, you begin with a premise that will make the end of the joke unexpected.

    #2 The way this dude dressed himself with that hat makes you think you could have found him on the left page halfway through the Autobiography of Malcolm X.

  • Niggers....

  • @myaliasmakaveli1 crackers

  • "is this joke racist?"

    well...a black guy said it and everyone laughed...

    so im guessing no?

  • Joke wasn't funny, and didn't even make any sense. Sounded like something he heard from a 10 year old.

  • it's just a joke. that is all it is meant to be taken as.

  • th joke on itslef is not funny at all. i think what it makes it funny to some is that the comedian is black, and usually people find it funny when a black comedian tell jokes about whites

  • the alternative ending is when they jump off a building and the guy says for my people i will go down the building, get their wallets and leave

  • If it's funny you can get away with pretty much anything in stand up just ask Don Rickles. If it ain't that's when you have a problem.

  • i laugh every time i see this video lol never gets old

  • comedy right there! HAHAHA!

  • LMAOOO !

  • That shit was funny!!!!!!!

  • u soososososososoos funnny

  • The joke doesn't work because he doesn't explain why they were jumping off the mountain, so it just sounds like he's advocating killing white people.

  • @PeteLewis1917 thats why this was a great joke!!! lol

  • @PeteLewis1917 they jumped for there people, werent you paying attention?

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  • hilarious!!!!!!!

  • nigger stole my hat

  • I seriously believe the cure to end racism around the world is everyone learning to laugh at racism and embrace it as nothing of a big deal.

  • Hilarious. Masterful delivery!

  • LMAO! He is soooo hilarious "anybody can tell it! Just flip it" lol

  • haha the dude is funny..

    "anybody can tell it, just flip it."

  • loool

  • no its not

  • lol

  • that was wicked funny

  • Ive heard that joke but for sports teams

  • hahaha that's funny, and i'm NEON WHITE !

  • not racist, funny : )

  • just flip it!!!!!!

  • It's Williams - COM-SYNC PAC RAM-SET MOS-92 H-TAC OP-SPEC PADDYWHACK from 'Hot Shots Part Deux'.

  • heard that joke about 25 years ago, only reversed, didn't laugh then either!!!

  • Not offensive, just unoriginal and shit.

  • lmao off classic....@marcusallen22 follow me on twitter

  • lol that was funny as hell. If you get time check out mine.

  • I'm white and i'm racist and that shit was funny