Gabe Newell Is A Phat Rapper

[Whybehim]

Welcome to gaben raps 2. Hopefully after 111000 years in development it will have been worth the weight.

[SquishableMetal]

nick doesn't like ed edd n' eddy?

[Knightrem]

please tell me where you got the my name is instrumental.

[GoRamonez]

What delay episode 3? I thought gabe destroyed the episode 3 green house

[a0001521]

0:45 gaben teaches japanese

[nikopoulet]

Gaben: Yo this is Gaben. Stop working on  Episode 3

Nick: WHAT THE FU... AHAHHH!!

Gaben: Thanks.

Nick:..

Gaben: develop ep.3

Nick: NOOOO!!!!!!!

[MisterLambs]

@ctucks09 What did you expect? It's valve, they delay everything.

[ctucks09]

It's fall 2011. Well this is awkward...

[TheYeIIowDucK]

@ctucks09 It's winter 2011!

[ctucks09]

@TheYeIIowDucK Fall ('Winter' to us Brits)... Quoting the video...

[a0001521]

@ctucks09 in valve time

[ZeroZiat]

STAAHP WORKING ON EPISODE 3.

DEVELOP LEFT 4 DEAD 3.

[bi11yareweird]

@ZeroZiat eww

[F1NJP]

Yoo, this is Gay Bennn~

video quoting comment of the day - complete

[23BoyDanny]

1:15 short hair

1:20 medium hippie hair

WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!?

[RPGarrysmod]

Well deserved.

[FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

1:13 Nick just got Gendowned.

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

Snivy don't give a fuck

[Meckyrulez]

" Yeoooww! this is GabeN "

[breakfastmachine1000]

How did Nick go from cheering in his apartment to insulting Gabe in a movie theater? Is there a deleted scene or something?

[noahqweboy]

Gabe goes Herobrine a 1:18

[miknoian]

Well of corse Ep 3 isn't released yet, only the pyro is working on it from the phone call i heard.

[DarkTwisterUK]

NO WE NEED RICOCHET 2!

[MrMad203]

Spy: SnayFEE?

Heavy: NO! Sna-G-nee-F!

[LucasFFXI]

You should do a series of Gabe. And the ending always cancel Episode 3.

[MrZoider]

nice!



[sbeast64]

Gabe Newell remix videos are why the internet was invented.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

full of win!

[mmazingace]

Please extend the Gaben rap at 0:32 into a full song! And yes I know about the "Unofficial full version". It sucks, and is nowhere near as good as this. Please make this version of it into a full video.

[airgilbert]

winner

[puresoft5]

Holy shit so funny!

[WickedSushi]

Hey, thanks for using my Left 4 Dead remix in your video and for even linking to it in the description! Appreciated. I watched and shared this video a bunch of times, but didn't even notice until later. Gaben's dramatic stare and Nick's scream makes me lol every time.

[Rolf476]

I thought Valve couldn't count to 3...

[focofoeva]

gabe n, or gaben, or gay ben

[Tertontheshinigami]

Anyone else hear the Boomer music play a few times?

[eagles1193]

Nick got a boner from this.

[LemonVX]

after nine years of development...

[trabant14]

I'm gonna jump out of the window if L4D3 comes out :|

[MoronicCinamun]

I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S PHATEST MAN!!!

[MrZoider]

HOLY SHITT111 l4d3 is actually comming this year!!

[AlexGRFan97]

Was that Pyro on the phone?

[Travianero94]

@AlexGRFan97 no snivy

[jburk7]

Hi, my name is gaben.. Ga-Ga-Gaben.. Im gabe-rap-uhhh... Please let me know what you think about my latest rap, thanks... and have fun.

[BWS777unlucky]

Why nick hate L4D3?cuz L4D and L4D2 will be abandoned

[BWS777unlucky]

i am gabe raper-don't rape me

[a0001521]

what's gabe newell's relationship between japan?

[Travianero94]

@a0001521 nice fat joke

[Lor3nzth3b3st960]

1:16 HEROBRINE :D

[Beriorn]

1:17 GABE IS GENDO.

I'm not sure yet what this means, but I'm thinking about it.

[lobsterrawr]

Someone please tell me where this is from?

Atleast Gabes speech? :L

[EtaNett]

I didn't know you were on the Episode Three development team.

[lolzfornoobs]

thumbs up if your in fall 2011

[BWS777unlucky]

@lolzfornoobs nope,there are even no summer here :\

[lolzfornoobs]

The delayed album is finaly out!

[Senicks]

Biggie smalls, meet Smalls Biggie

[heresjohnny1231]

1:37 Nick has beautiful eyes.

[DannyEastes]

SNIVY? NO! SNOCK KNEES

[synyster268]

Do i hear the L4D Boomer thing at the begining?

[finalfantasy50]

finish it!

[BALLZofSTEEL911]

Welcome to Episode 3 after 9000 years of development hopefully it will have been worth the weight

[Davaia]

Heavy is such a noob,he's still stuck in 2010 while Pokemon Black&White was in developement,and at the time he surfed on nothing but 4chan...ok i'll shut up about it.

[MrGamerman111]

We love Gabe Newell. That's why we do this.

[XeroOwnz]

Can't be serious.

I'll trade 50 Buds for Gabe's Steam collar.

[Blox5320]

@Kawila17 What, being fat and making games?

[AmayirotAkago]

YY-O

[gidioter]

looks like he messed up with doug while delayed episode 3

[ADxTygon]

I CANT WAIT UNTIL L4D3 I HEAR THEY MIGHT ANNOUNCE L4D4 IN L4D3'S TEASER TRAILER. W0RTH TH3 W3IGHT!!!!!11!!!1!1!1!!!one!!1­!

[Kawiia17]

Ep 3 keeps getting delayed because he's making all of these career changes. First farming and now rapping. He just needs to stick to what he does best.

[1dalmation1]

@Kawiia17 eating?

[Kawiia17]

@1dalmation1 *ba dum tish*

[apoco]

@Kawiia17 No, Episode 3, or Half Life 3 is taking so long, because Valve is incapable of counting to three

[SgtZaqq]

KOTOR music or wut

[Travianero94]

even his mobile phone is fat

[SmallerBombs]

Oh god my lungs

[GhostReconGuy]

They're probably going to announce L4D 3 at games com or whatever in august.

[pesca247]

byebye episode 3

[AlwaysJon]

He looks like my dad

[XxLightningTxX]

Can we have a full rap? I would download it.

[MO77H3W]

0:30 Star trek deep space 9 >.> I watched that episode

[miestarSqils]

They see me gaben

[StubbsTheZombine]

EP3 Should have some sort of tie in with the team fortress universe, as it already does with the portal universe.

[EikC]

@01:26 - Even his phone is fat!

[ThatRaNd0MfatGuY]

They trolled ghost with your stuff dude congrats /b/ro!

[nustiuma]

1:17 that is my new wallpaper

[tehevilchickensbro]

Oh wait nvm just saw the siude bar

[tehevilchickensbro]

Extended Version Please.

[Left4Green]

G@B3N

[Left4Green]

My name is GaBeN

[KPSibley]

trolled hard

[AndyDGS]

UCKING AWSOME!

[CamelBallZee]

*sigh* Do I really have to do it again?.... ok....

GABE IS THIN

GABE IS SKINNY

GABE WORKS OUT

GABE IS COMPARABLE TO THE AVERAGE TOOTHPICK

GABE IS FIT

GABE IS NOT FAT

Come on now, Episode 3....

[Blox5320]

@CamelBallZee you forgot this: GABE IS NOT GAY

there you go. come on ep3..........

[CamelBallZee]

@Blox5320 I'm not homophobic so that one doesn't apply.

[Blox5320]

@CamelBallZee Oh. *tiny fuuuuuu*

[CamelBallZee]

@Blox5320 Lol I don't get it.

[Blox5320]

@CamelBallZee if you have read Rage Comics, you would know.

*le fuuuuu*

[CamelBallZee]

@Blox5320 I do but I don't get it.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

I love the way he holds up the phone

[SpicerWorld]

Joke or not. that's cruel.

[DudeFromThePasT]

Make a full version of clip!Also i like how he says - YEOU

[klaymored]

whats the song in the background?

[wowpockopa]

make more Gaben films

[thunderphil657]

@SuperGeneralD are you serious? we are not even close to fall yet O.o

[SuperGeneralD]

@thunderphil657 oh, my mistake. My brain is in Valve-time

[ytWatchhound]

Maybe Episode 3 was made out of chocolate.

[2345Disciple]

The sad thing is, it's going to happen too.

[cloverfield102]

Herobrine gaben!

[CHRISLYONZUK]

Listen to me, Gabe Newell...and have fun!

[LuisJGTFox]

Welcome to,

Team Fortress 2.

You are with,

the Gaben crew.

After 9 years in development

it's worth the wait

But Episode 3

is gonna be late.

[ManualMonaro]

@LuisJGTFox Oh god, I never saw your comment here until now. But that is AWESOME! :D

[LuisJGTFox]

@ManualMonaro Wow, thanks! I'm glad you like it!

[buckythen00b]

@ManualMonaro ...and thus, I begin my lengthy trek to search for LuisJGTFox's comment...

[RealEvangelizer]

@buckythen00b I followed your trail, but i returned from the point I believe was your dried up bones :/

[LuisJGTFox]

@buckythen00b 1. Press "Ctrl" and "F" at the same time.

2. Type my name into the box that appears.

3. ???

4. Profit!

[Doomguy458]

@LuisJGTFox Quick,someone make the complete rap with those sick lines STAT.

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

You call GaBEN fat? You shouldn't have done that...

[M3GAMAN100]

Develop left 4 dead 3 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

this is too funny

[MunchyToast001]

I recommend you censore 1:47 and the rest befor any of the Valve staff sees this !

[AnEnemySpier]

@MunchyToast001 ...Why?

[MunchyToast001]

@AnEnemySpier Delayment of Ep3 for L4D3

[deadmau5nl]

omg, this is really the best gaben video ever, this really needs moar views!

Welcome 2.... Team Fortress 2! LOL SO EPIC

[MrSnapply]

GAY BEN

[ZiozoneEmperor]

gabe newell likes pokemon, he has a snivy wallpaper in his mobile lol

[ApertureSciencePL]

Gold Gaben Record

[ekrem1618]

Im gay rapper

[lobby417]

1:16 HIM

[signaturemover]

DUDE, YOU GOTTA STOP MAKING THIS SHIT. WHY DO YOU WANT EPISODE THREE CANCELLED!?!?

[MiracleOverloading]

I literally can not remember the last time I laughed so hard.

[WTFVIDEOSOMFG]

welcome to tha fagus!

[TheMusicDude2]

SMUGLEAF!!!!

[KolinarK]

1:43 AWESOME MUSIC

[GamePlayFPS]

"Please, let me know what you think-uf-mai-new rapeh."

[plikminlol]

make a full version! that was awsome

[MrBlockersPro]

Oh god, gabe is herobrine! D:

[PafeuPoland]

if gaben watches these videos, this one would actually make him lol :)

[greenknight9000]

1:53 to 1:37 llllllllloooooooooooolllllllll­llll easter egg

[dumbtrooper]

my name is eeeee ... DERP ga gaga be newell

[828fa]

Just type "phat rapper" at youtube and this video will be the first xD

[heepitybeepity]

Subscribed.

[ViperStarFilms]

LOL I sharted

[menc9re]

This is just too awesome to describe :D GOOD WORK

[Multrox]

I would actually prefer L4D3 over Episode 3.

[Left4Green]

@Multrox Any day bro, but i would want a EP3 Engine for it

[Naxwell]

Gabe's knife collection is pretty hood.

[Stogryn]

@Naxwell

His favourite class is the spy.

[Javagamer99FI]

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[Willindor]

Gabe ain't phat. He's flat.

[DoomTay]

Sorry, Nick. You brought that on yourself. :P

[Slench101]

we all know valve loves the number 2.... nearly all their releases have a sequel, even a sequel's sequel has a sequel... I don't think we'll ever see a title with the number 3 on it from valve...

[YourAverageJoey]

I want that bling.

[EdelSeriman]

Worth the weight

[GhostReconGuy]

So Gaben has been rapping instead of making episode 3?!

[AniCator]

ITS A FAAAAKE!

[Travianero94]

@AniCator captain obvious

[AniCator]

@Travianero94 Glad to be of service, sir!

[Pluttergub]

Monaro, why do you always have Gaben walk off/on the screen? He should be rolling.

[DifferentTurret]

@Pluttergub Stop delaying Episode 3

[1stsgtadamvee]

@Pluttergub YOU DUMBASS, YOU GOT EP3 DELAYED ANOTHER 5 DECADES!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!

[a0001521]

where's the relationship between gaben and japan?

[TheEnigmaWarrior]

fuck nick now ep.3 is no longer going to be launched this millennium D: but we get a new l4d :)

[Stogryn]

@TheEnigmaWarrior

*10 new l4ds

[rjt197197]

Charlie Sheen was in the related videos. That's how winning this video is.

[XxbornaleaderxX]

i loled

[13DogKiller]

@XxbornaleaderxX i trolled

[OriginalLemming]

Gabe doesn't need a reason to stop working on Episode 3

[Heartwood256]

Snivy?

NO! SMUGLEAF!

[usernameclassifeid]

Steam bling ftw.

[16dwreck]

phat shady

[DrCaffeine5000]

30,666 views

[mastgrr]

This video deserves more views.