Chaos Wars- Really Bad Voice Acting(Introduction)

[igamer247]

oh come on, its not that bad

[Hakakuno]

@igamer247 LOL

[igamer247]

@Hakakuno ONLY KIDDING XD

[Hakakuno]

@igamer247 I KNOW NOW BUT STILL LOL

[igamer247]

@Hakakuno lmfao i just saw the SAMMON comment.... fell out of my chair laughing

[ninjamitsuki]

SALMON GATE

[SadisticEmoRockChick]

It's voice acting like this that cause me to momentarily respect 4Kids.

[Mellow137]

I'm pretty sure this is a porno. The acting is like one, plus I'm sure that girl and the guy with the inability to pronounce summon, were soooo gonna fuck all over the sammon gate! If only he wasn't cockblocked...

[SHlNOBl3]

Lets just say i was LOOKING for SOMEONE to PLAAAY WITH!

[Slashco]

Oh man. It's like they just got a bunch of friends and relatives with no acting experience to read the lines off a piece of paper without even knowing what they're reading. How on earth did this make it onto the market?

[SHlNOBl3]

@Slashco

the guy really did get relatives to do the voices

[SirFuzzi]

oh my god this is... this is so bad. Why does this exist? This shouldn't exist.

[tintor2]

in the first two minutes, it sounds like the guy is going to shoot himself at any time

[ThomasJO89]

6:22 "OOPS!"

Sounds like he had an accident or something.

[EpicWin12]

this sound like a let's player dubbing the game as they play through

[MrGameknight]

WTF

[007LUKE007]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yoichi's voice!!!!!!!!! xD

[windwaker0rules]

summon gate? WTF not only is he retarded, he can't speak english!

[Victer642]

Wow even the English text is bad

[Theespada13]

Now bear my arctic blast. 

[foamzim]

There is no Summon Gate. It's a mistake. It's actually Salmon Gate. And it doesn't summon monsters. It summons orange fish things who go AAH AAH AAH.

[MisseMan]

the hell..?

Salmon Gate?

That makes no sense o.O

[NekoValtz]

@MisseMan

Clearly this evil bastard wants to destroy us with salmons.

THE FIEND!!!

[ZoombalaGC]

6:16 - Salmon Gate!

[CNRhKXtreme]

Awful. And the guy sounds like Owen Wilson.

[hirowolf]

Two points for Google translate! :D

[MagnumBill91]

Hyoma's VA sounds like the only one who's actually trying to be good.

[OriginsofSpirits]

The Salmon Gate =w=b

[usernamessuck58]

Maybe we could sell it in 'A-kiya-bahra'

[AngelicxRose]

1:12 the text... They abbreviated "through" to "thru". Why? o_o

Hayatemaru called him HAIoma? If you're going to dub a japanese, learn to at least pronounce japanese correctly!

It's almost as if they were just reading their lines off of the paper, not really knowing of the situation. Or maybe they just got the script and recorded it on their first try.

Yoichi sounds so STUPID saying that line! "Oops! I have to go now" @_@

Not only is the voice acting Horrible, the lines are bad... play on mute

[Peist]

SUM OWN GATE

[ziggamon]

how the FUCK do you mispronounce "Summon?!"

[ImMrBoiNk]

so let me get this strait, there was a pillar of light with a mysterious world on it....but you found it in the back of a cave the hillside?.....dood

[myyamisamasochist]

at 6: 12, the way he said "summon gate" made me lmao XD and he sounds so retarded especially when he said "oops i have to go now"

[spyromewtwo]

@myyamisamasochist It sounds like Salmon XD

[tapion567]

the girl sounds like the main character from blade kitten

[Scoutacris]

Out of all the various words in the english dictionary, when one watches a video containing evidence of a game, movie, or TV show, one must only think one single word: Fail.

[Zeryus]

:O I have no idea what the hell any of this is about, none of the lines make any sense.

[mikkabouzu]

...Not to mention that the script is also atrociously translated.

[DogOfWar01]

6:12 YOU THOUGH YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD OPEN THE SAM-MON GATE?

[layger7]

Gate master? or GAAAY master?!?!?! xD lol

[SentientSoul241]

They sound like bored college students ... it's not even anime-like.

[ShinyMcshine]

the monster is the best voice actor in this game

[jingjong12]

This just gives me goosebumps

[Slayerthecrow]

ALIENS COULD BE HIDING IN HERE

Yo no hablo fuidamente ingles pero creo que no sonaria tan mal diciendo esa linea

Minuto 5:11

Keee. Keee

Keee. Keee

Un amigo mio lo tiene como tono de celular

[gundamfan527]

WHY DO THE CHARACTERS SOUND SO OLD FOR THEIR AGE!?!? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

[sunpocket]

i was LOOKING for someone to PLAY with

[jezdamayel]

the VA in this is horrid BUT this is great! this makes me listen to it over and over. i am a fan!!! SALMON gate hooooo!!!

goodness...

[iMagicPixel]

KE- AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH.

D:<

FOOLED YOU.

[ArsenicAlchemist]

Yes I too must ggoooo now

[ArsenicAlchemist]

Yes you aren't the only one tha tcan open the salmon gate...

Salmon gate release the fish...

Oops!

[Notokayipromise]

Hiii gay master.

[Zenocide]

TheCockCrew, if you're still alive, you should add "Salmon" and "Gate" to the tags. It'll make finding this video a lot easier! Lol.

[Deviruu418]

6:23 OOPS! I have to go now.

[adgato75]

everyone who says that the reason this sucks is because they had no money is full of shit. they couldve gotten college theater majors to do the va work for free, just for experience and to pad out their resume. the dude got his family members because hes an idiot, it couldve been much better than this, even for free. HOWEVER.... KEE KEE KEE rules.

[zhazha23]

Bad Dubbing: The price you pay for having FAMILY MEMBERS instead of PROFESSIONALS doing the acting.

[MorroccoSurrogate]

The problem isn't just that the acting sucks, but that the translations are really awkward and the actors insist on reading them verbatim.

[DSquaredDude]

The actors must of been soooo bored with the game that they got high and continued on so they could get their paycheck.

[blueparrot33]

I..saw a mysterious world over the piller.

I found the world on the back of the cave by the hillside.

Waaaaat???

[Franchizz555]

Haha, I love how horrifically awful this is. It almost makes the dubs survivable, just for a laugh.

[therealquade]

The SALMON GATE! I must open it.

[RoseThorn]

Oh my God. This really does suck. At first with the opening I thought it wasn't that bad, but as soon as the characters started talking...yikes.

Yoichi sounds like Kevin from The Office. "YEW THAWT YEW WERE DA ONLY ONE WHO KAN OPEN DA SALMON GATE??" hahaha

It sounds like a group of nerdy college kids muted the game and are just reading the character lines. Awful.

[RicochetOrange]

Whats the "Sameon Gate"?

[felphero]

i like how KEE KEE KEE doesn't sound anything like KEE KEE KEE

[llcdrdndgrbd]

Hiiiii Gaaate Maaaaster

[Kailys3]

And people call me a weeaboo for preferring Japanese voice acting :p

[Animepupproductions]

way too much emphases on the "s" and "ch". reminds me of that gopher from whinie the pooh a little

[HiroCascade]

I want my 7 minutes... please? D:

[haloroker]

OOOPS! I Have to go now. my boss will be angry XD

[veldross1]

6:13 "You thought you wer de onli Wun who can opin de SAMMON gate?"

LOOOOOOOOOL!

[veldross1]

5:16  KEEE KEEE KEEE KEEE

[Niobesnuppa]

Oh god, they speak sooooo slowly.... Dx

[Mike0Powell]

Why, oh why, do they speak their lines so slowly? It's not like we won't catch what you said when the TEXT IS ON the screen.

Kee Kee is pronounced Aaa Aaa? Good to know.

[Dimensionaluk]

'came thru'?

holy shit that's embarrassing.

[Cyral189]

This is one of those games that you don't really expect to be released here and it would be a Japanese Exclusive Titles, that no one seems to care other than a few hardcore fans who actually know a lot of the characters in there (in my case I know very few of them), and when I put the disc inside my PS2 the first thing that I heard was the horrible Voice Acting, although in all honesty, I didn't really expect any great scores because of the fact that it's made by a company I've never---

[Cyral189]

-- heard of, but however, out of any possible va's in any games, I swear this ranks the highest on the most crappiest va's I've ever heard , although I heard from someone that it was a team of family working on this, although I am thankful for their work on this and making this a reality and putting the original Japanese VA's in case that no one liked their voices, and their.... crappy translation, I'd say.. yeah, this ranks the highest on crappy. (cant complete it because I don't have room)

[Cyral189]

But there is a lot of good that came out of this.. Other than the shitty VA and the even more shittier translation, at least we got a game that no one was expecting to be released here.

[HgMorbi]

I love how that Yoichi guy is trying to act all menacing, but falls completely flat when you realize he sounds almost -exactly- like Caboose from RvB.

[Alexplosion35]

lol 5:46

Is he trying to impersonate John Wayne? Maybe he's just mentally handicapped. Or both.

[DarthCalliope]

Rin: There can only be ONE Gate Master.

*Highlander music PLAYS*

Now, behold, I shall slay you AND your terrible voice acting!

Yoichi: This isn't right! How are you gonna kill me?

Rin: *smiles*...*opens the sah-moon gate and pulls from the ether a sword* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Yoichi: !!! No, only I'M allowed to use the Sah-moon gate.

Rin: Nah, your boss is a dick and just led you to THINK that there could be two. *cleaves Yoichi in two.* Ha. Now there IS just one.

Sah-mooon gate!

[Mortskcab]

Think of all the poor people that paid MONEY for this monstrosity!

[sageeagle]

Okay, I stopped up to 1:56.

That Opening, Along with the Voice Acting...MADE NO F**KING SENSE!!

I was mostly laughing my ass off at how Bad that S**t was.

[cryoblade117]

It's as if they not only paid no attention to the desired age they were voicing, but were also half-asleep and on Ritalin during the recording (except Hyoma, but he just sounds wayy too old). Either way, this is probably the worst dubbing of a game i've ever heard (though to be fair I don't play many that needed to be dubbed in the first place)

[Omegaweapon737]

...I kinda want to die right now.

....yeah.....really want to take my life.

[yangusis]

Lol, just picked up this game. That was the first thing I noticed.

Geez, way ta ruin a perfectly good game. Thank god for Japanese dub!

[G1ingy]

5:35-"Hiii Gatemaster..." Oh god he sounds like someone or something is about to get raped.....

[SasukeRulez11]

@G1ingy Best thing ever

[AngelicxRose]

@G1ingy

only confirmed when he says "I was looking for someone to play with." >_>

[sonicfeet]

"II wwiisshh ttoo eexxpprreessss lluusstt ttoowwaarrddss yyoouu."

[SatanTheGreat666]

@G1ingy 5:56 "I was looking for someone to play with"

[Crimmyblues]

Jesus christ thats awful

[Maverynthia]

So this game does have japanese voices, or just the ability to turn them off ._. Is this game good enough to warrant an undub?

[AmazinglyCleverName]

Hyoma and Shiz aren't that bad, at least.

[HikaruXYugi]

That's true but Rin still isn't as bad as others.

[slashzaku15]

it's funny though cuz the japanese voices are really damn good

[Nutnakap]

LMAO 5:16

[skyknightdragon]

"These lines...are these letters? How does it work?"

You read them...in an actually interesting way.

[pretentiousguy27]

Hey there gate master. God it sounds like he's hitting on her..and badly.

[vearheart42]

"I know you well gate master!

I can't tell you why I'm here, lets just say I'm looking for someone to play with!"

Then a little later they disccuss both being "Gate Masters" so by Ghostbusters rules. . . That guy is a girl xD

[bahji9]

Is it any coincidence the the dude sounds like evil, retarded Rick Moranis?

[pretentiousguy27]

does the gameplay compensate for this tripe? KEE KEE KEE KEE. Well, some of it was at least tolerable, I suppose, but still pretty ordinary.

[ZShakibGO]

Wow, this is just... God... 4kids is actually way better than... this...

[snkfiend]

LOL NO IT'S NOT 4KIDS IS A TIE!!

[HikaruXYugi]

Pretty much....

[wiz2111]

that is fuckin beautiful. i could have done a better job

[AbominableK]

KEE KEE KEE KEE

[MrLucifeer]

......just no comment O_O

[Hotashi]

lol

[SergeantLuke]

"This game has no relation with any existing works."

.... It's a crossover game.

[TheGreatKaitsu]

He didn't even pronounce "Summon" correctly.

I think I'd prefer Engrish over this...

[TheWiretap]

really good voice acting. well done whoever made the game

[kaihedgie]

Ouuuuuppssshhhh

[masterpiraka]

Are they all played by the same guy? lol.

[darknight910]

I guess none of you know the story behind this. The publishers of this game couldn't afford to dub the game in English, though it was mandated to, and so the publisher had his family do the entire dub. THANK FUCKING GOD they kept the Japanese dub in the game too.

[zitted]

The text spells through as thru... The english language is doomed

[mountfraught]

the first guy sounds like a strung-out fratboy.

[CherokeePioneer]

AAAH

AAAH

AAAH

AAAH~!~!~!

Don't come any closer!

[Gackra]

Believe it or not.......Throught this one scene alone, The voice actor for Hyoma sounds godly compared to Hayatemaru and Shizuku's V.A's

[Kwinh]

lol that's what I was thinking.. I was also thinking that if they hired me to do this I could do 100x better and thats REALLY SAD

[FrostyFin]

Yoichi sounds creepy and dumb

[zanev]

to quote RE, " What is this?"

[djmikedee]

Hiiii gate master.

...

o.0

[NekoValtz]

my friend wants to make this a meme

[Kwinh]

OOPS! I have to go now. My boss will be angry.

[boredelvira]

dude he mispronounced akihabara )X

[boredelvira]

theres no feeling D":

nothing!

its so dull and cheap

[f3ailure]

Yoichi takes the short bus.

[vioslavia]

...Let me guess... on the hillside?

[MagicalTrumpy]

how can he say this shit without cracking up

[KarikoDonari]

Hiiii, gate masterrrr....

[holyknight999]

wow, they pronounced Hyoma's name in 2 different ways, also Shizuku doesnt sound cute DX

[VanceFiniraldi]

I finally bought this game and...

The most of the voices themselves don't SOUND bad (with a few exceptions). In fact, the voices themselves are the least of their problems. They're just sleeping through it. Besides Hyoma, the rest seem lackluster.

Script is shows the company did little research on the few US published games.

Key problem is indeed direction. They need someone telling them when they're emoting the wrong way and pronouncing words incorrectly.

[lolSonicX]

Lol at the bad voice acting!

[dr3behemoth]

roflage he says salmon gate instead of summon XD

[Mefuki]

Hyoma was actually pretty ok.

It's the others...particularly Shizuku.

Haha, it's like they just forgot how to read grammar. I mean, guys:

At 4:18: "?" means it's a question, not a statement.

At 4:50: "!?!" doesn't mean you say it in a relaxed tone.

At 3:44: "!" means an exclimation, not a statement.

It may not be entirely the VA's fault. Ussual it's a combination of The VA, the script and the Voice Director.

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

.....what?

[sum1wun]

SssssHUTUP! Whydonchugohome...

[theoverlord1228]

So "Keeee" is pronounced "Aaaaaaa"? I never knew.

[Tiaramaki]

What the heck is up with -that-, though?

That "???" guy talks like he's trying to creep you out... and it's working. >.O

[TragicPrinceD]

oh man this is soo horrible that it is awesome i cant stop laughing XD!!!!

[ZenoFaSho]

i want to visit this SALMON gate

[evilwakka]

Yoichi sounds like Lennie from Of Mice and Men.

[randomname349]

The Yoichi guy definitely takes the cake for worst actor. Sahmoom gate?? Didn't they have a voice director in the studio to correct him? Probably not.

[Incendia]

I have no fuckin' idea what the guy's talking about, let alone trying to appreciate his boring, monotonous voice.

[ArcsaurdeQuester]

And finally, the ??? guy? What a miserable fuck, half the time, he sounds like he's mentally retarded!

And by the way...THAT IS NOT HOW "SUMMON" IS PRONOUNCED!!

[ArcsaurdeQuester]

Man, this isn't really THAT bad, but it's WAY below average! Hyomas pretty much the only decent VA, the rest are either mediocre, or atrocious!

Hayatemeru is...well, fine sometimes, but you can clearly tell he's not a professional.

Shizakumaru, doesn't sound like she's even trying, it's like she's irritated when she SHOULD be freaked out (those exclamation marks are there for a REASON you know!).

The girl has the same problem and the monster sounds really dumb.

[Falcizzle]

5:15

5:15

5:15

holy damn, I have to watch that a fourth time, lolololol

[SugarFreeBagel]

O_o' it sounds like they can't read and have to sound the words out

[Rik26Klick]

Before now...I never truely realized the skill that it took to voice act...The gaming should make some sort of law banning this atrocity from ever being repeated...

[TommyGun465]

That reminds me of those 5th grade recordings that help you understand foreign languages.

[iseezapie]

oh god why, why would they put this kind of sick torture on to innocent gamers

[TheSockies]

1:19... that's not how THROUGH is spelled...

[therandomone55]

Yeah... Because he said THRU!!!!

[TheSockies]

which isn't a real word.

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

Neither is "sahmoan."

[WhiteDuckieMage]

LOL

"The Summon Gate" The Samun gate!

I couldn't stop laughing. This is hilarious.

[Magmabear]

No, he said SALMON

XD

[LargeMcBottoms]

Oh my god.... I almost started crying once I listened to the voice acting it is so bad. The girl makes me want to shove knives into my temples. It's like a train wreck of babies and paraplegics, it's horrible but I can't turn it off and look away. The guy at the end made me want to swallow a whole container of sleeping pills and the music is on like a 10 second loop. I am just depressed to now know that this game exists.

[Skyhoof]

Hayatemaru wasn't too bad...

... But everyone else was just horrible.

[elthrthrith]

I may use this to help me sleep. It's that awful.

You can't even tell that the sentences are over unless you read.

[nineof8]

Dear god, this is awful. I've heard bad voice acting, but this is just terrible.

[laosboy619]

when you see karen her dubbed voice is so bad

[mystapler]

"Keee Keee Keee Keee!"

That sounded nothing like that!

[therandomone55]

That sounded like a gay being raped.

[Vonvelidi]

I've heard worse voice acting than this; not to mention it made the intro uninteresting. Whoever acted as Shizuku didn't sound very enthusiastic. For example: 4:49 - Hey, what's this..... Some kind of warning?

[elvickRULES]

They all sound like they're reading on a book tape. Which is bad.

Ugg... I bet they had their relatives do the voices to be cheap.

[HalfMoonBlade]

Actually...you're right. That's exactly what they did.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Was the ceo short on money,or did he just want to make his family famous?

Well,they definattly are famous now XD

[mrbanana101]

gaaah, Shizuku is just plain horrible!

[Kodawolf1911]

"You thought you where the only one to open the Sa-Moan gate?"

o.o

...

[BananaFort]

Hiiiiii, Gait Maaaaaastuuur...

[ChozotheBozo]

if you look in the credits the voice actors have the same last name as the head leading producer in the game... i wonder why...

[frietag]

My god. Even i'd do better then these guys. I think they gave me Cancer from how bad it was.

[edsgirl21]

i really want this game but i will remember to use the japanese versions.

[frietag]

aside from this i've never heard of the game.

[YoichiHiruma]

HIIIIII, GAYT MASTERRRR.

Holy crap.