Ding Mort Goldman

[HamonLord]

so what is this cutaway gag about?

[kaorex]

ha ha ha ding ha ha ha

[takisguy7]

how does this not hav a million views!!!!

[Marinematt33]

@MPieter88 its not that he has a fake boner, its that his you-know-what is too small to reach.

[MasterKNEES001]

4 people (wait for it)...are Mort! XD

[OromoBoyy]

press 8 for ding

[ItsHiddenMoon]

Wow my computer paused right on 0:09

[barty1995]

Press 8 for ding.

[Lindylax821]

This always makes me laugh!!! LMFAOO

[MrSantiago0789]

@shanebboy Or be gay.

[Jman9800]

/watch?v=K5Gi0wopcPY Mort compilation

[Marines405]

lmfao

[Roblox901143]

(DING) (DING) (DING) (DING) (DING) Ding.

[FoxGirlVixi]

Ding!

[TheOfficialCynosure]

i cant figure out if he has a small willeh, hes not attracted to da woman, hes gay, or he has e.d.

[cubansupreme]

@TheOfficialCynosure since he does have a son, i'm guessing a "small willie", lol.

[LordVader30000]

I can't figure out if they're saying he has a small dick, or if it didn't move at all xD

[eroticpancakesofdeat]

you cant watch this video without laughing

[corrie065]

@shanebboy No it never Evan moved xD

[Th3OtherGuY]

@shanebboy or not one at all

[CrazyCutesy]

@shanebboy No its cuz hes gay.

[papermariodude101]

@CrazyCutesy

he had a wife dude.... she got killed by dianne simons

[EWGFus3r]

nice rack

[xbox644]

Press mute and then press 4 many times

[oacmre]

hahahahahahahaa 

[Megas12TV]

DING

[YoussefKingOfCamels]

y r they standing there having a boner i wud imediately dash at her and just demolish her

[renardo3333]

they are standing there because they have self-control and know better then to rape a woman, especially a woman who's already with a dude

[StickGuy1994]

Ding

[Willcoxgang]

@shanebboy or hes gay

[DDMGM2]

@Willcoxgang he's not gay, he has a wife

[Outlawzand1]

@shanebboy hahha you must have a really small brain

[Graverobber94]

*ding*

[Graverobber94]

*ding*

[frizider100]

what episode is this??

[Tytanxz]

@frizider100 saturday knight I think

[FamilyGuyStuffs]

Lol I Love This Episode

[texaz6]

DIIIIIING!

[jimmyshk]

hahahaha, i almost cried from laughter

[cherylsmith75]

I do understand that, just making sure.

[MPieter88]

3 people said ding to fake a boner.

[bloodvein3]

LOL

[hobogetowned]

morts wife died :D

[2012Romney]

Mort's either gay, has a small Jewish penis, or just has a small penis and is a nerd

[StarleePie47]

@2012Romney

I'd say all of the above.

[cherylsmith75]

If this a Jewish joke, I don't find it to be very amusing.

[spinemelter2000]

@cherylsmith75 I don't think it's at all related to religion. Family Guy took the high road with this scene by using a dick joke. The joke is that Mort is a nerd who is either small, impotent or both.

[ankoo333]

@cherylsmith75 Calm down, it's just a gay joke.

[AdamH101011]

@shanebboy no hes just gay and doesn't make a ding

[ludz89]

@AdamH101011 he's not gay, he just has a small, jewish penis XD

[AdamH101011]

@ludz89 both ?

[AdamH101011]

Respond to this video...  when he was circumcised they missed and chopped his cock off

[TheBulbeh]

Hear about the jew with a hard and walked into a wall? He broke his Nose

[JjhSquirrel]

1. you don't put a subscribe picture in your video if it is not your content.

2. it's not dannycool to have the devil's numbers in your name.

3. the video skipped and made it look like the blonde guy dinged 3 times.

[ShmityCent]

@shanebboy well spotted

[Rensune]

@shanebboy or he's gay.

[MysteryFighter]

"Ding"

[LFCEOIN]

its funny cus hes a jew

[xReflexxJJ]

Ding

[xgmb45]

R LEE ERMEY!

[ericmarshall19]

is it because he can't get one or its too small to hit his armor?

[TheStrayCross]

@ericmarshall19 both obviously

[ericmarshall19]

@TheStrayCrosshow is that obvious?



[maxie355a]

mort is the best character ever. assball! classic!

[TheScottman24]

his wife must have a cock

[missymoo2222]

easily my favourite part of all of family guy :)

[jackstrider980]

that's the same voice as the sarge from toy story

[patman490]

ding, din, ding, ding, ding, ..., "ding" lol

[tylenol2k7]

Mort is probably the most underrated character on family guy

[TheGriff1014]

@tylenol2k7 I agree, they need more mort!

[TVLubber]

@TheGriff1014

I'll say. Now that his wife is gone (she was murdered in season 9's And Then There Fewer), he'll need more attention than ever.

[Willcoxgang]

@tylenol2k7 well ur just saying that causes hes jewish ur just sick jk lol

[kurtisymca]

@tylenol2k7 no, meg is...

[DeffingLeppard]

@kurtisymca You obviously don't know what "underrated" means.

[Vincentiusify]

@kurtisymca Shut up Meg.

[ItsHiddenMoon]

@Vincentiusify Shut up Greg.

[Quincysorcerymon14]

lol...

[Masonthe5]

no he aint, he just has a very very very VERY small penis

[spinemelter2000]

Mort is gay.

[lordzero545]

ding lol

[Man2005440]

lol