Candy: Get A Job - Comedy Time

[sammy802ss]

ill fuck iliza hard. She got a tight body

[DaVID007008]

TITS

[JG129]

This is horrible , she clearly just wanted to show off her tits....

[theodrin1]

So cute!

[boom6050]

Dude, she has the best body

[5pr6]

great boobs... in bikini that's too small for her. Give her credit, she knows how to market herself.

[therealhitsquad]

Yeah.. but an IRS Candy TAX?!

[gfaris13]

Having lived in LA a few years, and CA my whole life, I thought this was hysterical. Esp looking "professional", "what color body glitter should I wear?" And yes Iliza IS too damn sexy.

[tyjaco1]

girl in the gold bikini, what's wrong with your titties???

[Gregd8888]

@tyjaco1 Her tits are fake, that's whats wrong with them

[jeffinlaf]

This is not funny at all. She clearly just wants to be seen in a bikini. Nice tits though.

[armidons]

gold boobs !! yeah !

[musicbox193]

seems like there ought to be laugh tracks

[revalis1]

NICE TITS

[nwaf711]

اخييييييييييييييييه ياويلي ويلاه

[0533335507]

010

[Dangers505]

يالبى من نتفهم الثنتين بأقرب طعس

[Cthulian]

BIMBO!

[Montello9190]

Jesus Christ !!! hey ComedyTimeDir is that you ?

the girl on the video..I know her

I met her on @ DateHerSafe{,}com/profile?=901­1

[tneshi]

Hahaha how can this have less than a six star rating?

[djcjr1x1]

Any joke about violence towards babies/kids is sick!---------It propogates child abuse.

[ainsy2]

Next!!!...not funny. Her shrill voice makes me want to boil babies

[6pagan9]

nice boobs

[badass147]

wow, nice side and under boob!

[Sergioxxx93]

american teens...

[sabsupertoll]

lol this is like the chick version of Dude where's my car.. : Dude where's my virginity

[normalpsychology]

"How did you know that, magic paper!?" lol. Cuties.

[LamenessFTW]

there are people like this in the world. its pathetic.

[MadameSnuggles]

XD Iliza Schlesinger

[FranzFerdinand55]

id fuck them.

cum all over their titties.

[mubejoking]

Lame

[sweaterpuppies1]

holy fuck...these two chicks are like the smosh dudes...the actors, seriously who could even play characters this dumb

[valiumknightess]

oh jeez..

LMAO.

[kindyact]

lol

[510682]

omg its so me!!!!!!!

[lexuscva]

damn!! I love your boobs !!

[shinleg]

AHHAHAHAHahahAHHAhahHAhHAhAHah­HAhHahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaahahahahahahHAhaHAhahHAhhah­ahahahHAhHAhHAHhHAHahhAHhAHhah­ahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahah - this video made me laugh

[worldssmallestfan]

what color body glitter would you wear?

[curtisleger]

Damn she has nice tits

[wuvinbrandon]

eating sushi

[wavefool]

I want a job as a frog eyed, tit brain, assassin

[shinleg]

thankyou for sharing that,hahahahahhahahahahahahaha­hahhahahah

[loopgurou]

hahaah ur awesome kwest. I just beat off to your comment about beating off to this video.

[Perfectchaos007]

lol telemeer cat

[nebblu]

blue cheese is funnier

[StvMrks]

She's going to be on this Last Comic Standing this season.

[enemygaming]

lol shes like "everybody loves candy!" but its really like everybody loves starin at ur big rack u stupid twat

[stiqman]

the "magic paper" cut was excellent. but the snickerdoodles line hung a little too long.

[crapo87]

What's wrong with her tits?

[Ivnuk]

Perhaps you aren't familiar with natural breasts? Although nature is pretty into symmetry, it's not uncommon for one breast to be larger than the other. You need to meet more women.

[enemygaming]

well if youre watching this and thinking: why the fuck would i waste my time with this when i could finally learn how to roll a blunt? -then you need to check my video that shows ya what to do

[zvutb]

Doesn't give one much faith for our future does it? These two bimbos are closer to reality than one would think. I have teen age daughters with friends that would get actually find this funny instead of the pathetic crap that it is.

[daryl060761]

Right you are my friend. I wouldn't be suprised to learn that this exchange was transcribed word-for-word by someone walking behind 2 mall chicks in a shopping centre in any Canadian or US town you care to name!

[SKatial]

i would bake you a cake.

[fdny013]

Aaaahhhh hahahahaha! I love you, Iliza!! You're the greatest!

[blackshadowkiz]

that was the best!!!

[laurenzm20]

aaaahhhhhaaaaaa so funny=]

[ivegotricebitch]

i wanna ram this girl HARD

[Kilowarning2]

i have comedy time on my rogers tv. Its not fuckin funny let me tell you.

[ratlou]

those drunkin bitches need to sobber up and get help

[MoonIMover]

Lol.

She said "OMG" out loud....

[tonyvandemil]

i'd hit them...badly...

[ilduce565]

ok, i thought it was going to suck, but it was funny,

[afeeqo]

transexual and fucking fake boobs still dream to own millions and my gosh a ferrari. Long live real woman with real hardcore boobs and tight pussies!

[09krystalbaby17]

aww dumb spoiled white bitches

[pablow2310]

can we say..rascist?

[Gustaefiorunm]

An advice:

Get into porn u will make more money and guess what? gonna have fun.

[hypergurl2oo5]

oops i mean lose 20

[hypergurl2oo5]

i think the one in the red quit is a little too chunky to try to be famous. look 20 then try in hollywood next year red girl!

[highwind68]

i prefer to jsut mute all these annoying videos and watch them silent

[bluesmodus]

boooooooooooooooooooring!

[cwazycat]

That was great! I give it 4 boobs..I mean stars, I give it 4 stars!

[edward18517]

"yeah but way cuter"

"I don't think you can do that"

LOL

[emmanual1987]

i wanna fuck u 2 girl turn by turn,,,

[sak514]

nice work GOD! GODDAMN SHE FINE..

[nemesis6014]

I have no clue what they're talking about too busy looking at the girl in the gold bathing suit's boobs 8O

[drunknstar87]

i would bang both of them

[378dac]

girls are just not funny

let me get back to playing gears

[PoopSlop]

ROFL YES!!!! GEARS OWNS!! (and cod4)

[vaan9393]

very hot girls

[warlocks4life]

not funny...

[ikap]

the silver is totally hot. O MY GOD

[enemygaming]

i wanna be in that

[sablimka]

jesus friggin christ

[sweetygirl242]

for ur info its the gold one not sliver

[flaveindave18]

very niceee. how much...

[TwiddelyMan]

Lol, I don't know...

Maybe...

[tigersharkmonkey]

word

[sweetygirl242]

girl put on some clothes oh and the girl in the pink looks much cutier

[Lilrodrequez]

are you fucking kidding me, silver one is the most hottest

[Sindre1]

There..is..no..silver one!

[papoozle]

the one on the right side is too fit!

[ADIYAMAN020202]

elime geçseydin sana gösterirdim ama nerdeee sen konuş

[jdk976]

Hot Smart and Ditzy at the same time!!! I LOVE this vid!

[Velinera]

omfg ?!

[Tactical111]

These chicks are like.....totally hot and intelligent....I'm in love!!!!

[TwiddelyMan]

Yeah. Geniuses.

[naftafuel]

gorgeous.. i cant concentrate in what theyr saying =(

[EdwardoBC]

and why do we think women like this are dumb?..hmmm????

[OaxacaZ]

your acting...is...real good...

[fullmoonriseing]

right now some loser is jerking off to this crap, what a loser u r !

[dolofonos]

I'd respond to that, but I'm kinda busy right now...

[bluebeard2]

*grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt*

huh? what?

[kronoloko]

you need a job a Blowjob

[ClickHereSEXVangAnh]

HOTT!!!!!

[willing111]

get a real job you lazy whores

[marzsc]

is it just me who got distracted by those gold bikini and those bosoms underneath... anyway i think that is deliberate and the fact that i noted myswelf noticing those boobies is really funny!!

[artbyscott]

*Yawn* Invest in a writer

[latinoman32]

JEWS

[manatarms79]

I hope someday we can find her naked somewhere on the net!

[Pinkindian1]

im tired of seeing this video on the related videos on the corner of the page when im trying to watch other videos

[movieguystarraisin]

This is very funny and so is your mom. Your mom flies by a super train on a super plane. She would bust out of the train if she could but the plane would fall. She would no longer be on the air...

[4hotshot]

HOTT!!!!!

[tuneman83]

They should stop trying to be funny because it's not working, in fact this is probably the least funny thing i have ever watched.

I agree, they should try porn.

[MiuShun]

everybody loves TO EAT candy, not to hear candy...

[mboeloni]

I think this girl Candy don´t like to work.

[jaidexl]

Pretty entertaining with the volume down.

[TexArcher]

You have magnificent tits. Stop trying to be funny though.

[jawbone900]

they should try porn

[hannaluvsbball50]

I LOVE YOUR SNICKERDOODLES!!

[mikedudley17]

what....?

[snootrac1980]

froggydo . com

[sonysonix]

telemeercat

[techbbq]

Oh i would love to make passionate love to them.

[THEMASTEROFYOU2000]

cali female bevis and buttheads!

[blakfloyd]

Thought the exact same fucking thing! lmao

[DaCritiqueist]

Your voices are like Mickey Mouse in a baloon. And your fat!

[JohannesRicola]

oh I love the gold bikini-what a hot little gal.

[03Portugal03]

umm ur dumb! these r their real voicesss!!!!!!

[bernice12]

THESE ARE COMEDY SKETCHES PEOPLE. These are two actors with FAKE voices. I'm amazed at how many people here not only think these are real girls but actually took the time to get mad- if you can't see that this is a joke, you shouldn't be allowed to use a computer...or leave the house.

[sethhendrix]

You tell them, Iliza! Ahem.... I mean "Bernice". All the comments on your boobs being awesome are spot-on, though. So you have to give them that, at least.

[fugawi24]

lmao  telemeerkat

[mistarcraw]

im goign to fuck you

[rdwfletch]

best candy vid so far! thanks for making you tube sweet man in the box! when I go trick or treating I'm gonna wear some super professional body glitter!

[84wide]

These videos are popular? Must be the hot chics in bikinis. But mostly the gold one.

[daviddepaul3510164]

they are acting dumb but who thinks they are smarter then what they show in this video... not me

choke on cum bitches

[baylorz28]

wow. that last line made me laugh. well played. Both chics are probalby knocked up by now

[turbozguy]

When is this chick goin to show up her tits?? The video sucks, but she has a hot bod.

[Valerie81]

telmeerkat

Teletubby

[Valerie81]

like a prostitute?

[nigdef]

magic paper what a tube

[reynaceci]

omg ... they are so smart

[halcyonlurker]

WHY are these vids so popular. Egads that was annoying as fuck!!

[Melroseluffsumore]

LMAO, this was kindda funny and annoying at the same time. It was a great video anyway. ^___________^..

[Moose2775]

You should get naked and scissor each other!

[bmatthall]

dude, I wouldn't let them sniff'em...that's how annoying they are...

[xirons]

woooooooooooooooooooooow

[cwcowboy1]

what a bunch of retarded bitches this was far from funny.. i found both their voices to be annoying as fuck.. what a waste of my time i would rather listen to a cat diein than this shit again

[intuos]

I love her snickerdoodles too.

[Dmanislord]

omg, giving circle

[IM1deadMONEY]

I'll bet that a "giving circle" itsn't the kind of circle these girls participate in the most.

[bacura101]

lmao

[2intoCody]

PREPS............LOL

[YouSouljaBoy]

wow

[BunyipAndler]

That was horrible. Honestly, it was so stereotypical and played out that it wasn't funny. I mean, they were hot, but I don't come to youtube to look at hot girls.

[alucardll]

cant agree with you more

[mysticangel17]

lol. mad cute.

[chshamus3xw]

Good job girls!  It was well worth the time to watch your skit. Cheers!

[mattony23]

and its still playing

[obeonechinobili]

many girls are like that this days ja!!!

[powabunga]

Both of you don't even have a shot at D-grade low budget porn.

[ebillaldoleon]

wtf are this bitches acting ? this suck

[chandelierlife]

yeah, wow, I didn't think the acting was that great.

[ProtossX]

holy shit nice golden tits

[DarkNinja6th]

.... she's good at talking on the phone and kissing... phone sex maybe?

[SuperScott47]

wow, you sound like the girls from my hometown haha. Check out my videos to make money online

[Opi07]

funny as heck!!!! ROTFLMAO

[mmillerm]

Hey, this is pretty funny. Keep up the good work.

[UnaWorld]

This is cute, even for a "Romey and Michelle's High School Reunion" rip. Love SnickerDoodles reference though.

[bolderr]

sluts!!! do porn..that'll be great!

go get a job, a blowjob!! heheh..

[BlackListMedia]

WOW! The gold brings the breast out on her!

[duhh37]

tarts....

[SpartanFlanker]

Yeah I'd do em

[babypink024]

OMG their are so dumb.... no offense. I mean seriously magic paper???

[ionyou]

it never occurred to you they might just be acting dumb to make a joke?

[k9feces]

Can I give you two rimjobs?

[redskittles34]

"how did you know that magic paper!?" omg LOVE IT

[davshave]

so hot

[neillattz]

Stupid, but they look good.