Twilight in 3 minutes | Myles Dyer

[xXBitchNeyXx]

Hahaha yea this 3 min vid is better than all the movies!

[Disneychick55]

My favorite part was when he lifted up the forks. Genius.

[notadolphin]

This is brilliant. It would have made a much better story.

[Mega2Sakaura]

D: no voice ??

[elissajeanette]

I would buy this as a comic book parody. You make Twilight tolerable!

[nikkitynak]

what the... I think I purchased the wrong version on Breaking Dawn! I have been deceived!

[NinaActually]

thank you Myles for drawing my country as a pizza! Btw you're great! Cheers from Rome :)

[PerpetualJoy]

talk about a twist ending.

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

Why are all the vampires wearing top hats?

Not that I'm complaining or anything.

[Zachaarr]

It got particularly good around Eclipse. Breaking Dawn was amazing.

[Smileee69]

Ok, I dont want to be rude or something but i just have to ask this - is your hair real or do you have a wig, because it looks like wig? xD

[salvatoredamon]

this is how it should end

[mccoya2]

Thats actually better than the twilight movies themselves. Wouldnt be difficult, I guess.

[Gothiquea]

Haha, I salute you sir.

[MissQuince1996]

so wrong, but so right!

[RadioactiveXxRachael]

Best Version. Ever.

[jayne12393]

wtf? that was rubbish

[12345678amera]

that was crap. the ending wasnt evan right.....

[Blade376]

@12345678amera I'm pretty sure it was right. Have you not read the books?

[TheEverythingGirl122]

@12345678amera he didnt end it right on purpose... its a joke

[NinjaaTunaa]

@12345678amera you know there are two parts to the final book yes?

[luceingit]

@12345678amera *Facepalm*

[jeni955]

@12345678amera Idiot - thats the point + you spelt even wrong. Nice going - trying to be a troll but failing :/

[Lolp821]

I can do it quicker, they suck, in my opinion.

[Hallyug]

Cant wait to ruin it on everyone now...

[sunshine34501]

In breaking dawn part 1 Its Edward and Bella that gets married

[WackkyWariss]

my oh my! U were doing sooo well up until breaking dawn! :(

[19Elizabeth96]

where were the goblins?

[aquagirl1029]

This is the second time I've watched this in like a year, I have only just realised that what you have said may not be entirely true, I pretty much spent the last year saying the phrase 'doesn't he glue carpet to her to make her think she's a wolf?' *facepalm*

[amar381]

 Twilight in 1 comment = Complete Shit

[girlo0o]

:/ if i didn't read the twilight saga i would have believed your version of how the story end ;) besides the ending you summarized it pretty well ^_*

[Yoursecretlover98]

You were actually doing pretty good up until eclipse :P

[officialravenzoe]

Legit.

[realitytc]

Close enough! Good job! lol

[awynsberghe]

:( but i like your natural hair!

[sweetassugarcandy]

*Checks movie trailer* Errrrm... I think I've uploaded the wrong trailer too...

[sweetassugarcandy]

*Checks through own copy of Breaking Dawn* Errrrm... Did I pick up the wrong book or summint?

[GaiashKetoji]

@sweetassugarcandy Yeah I want the one that Miles mentioned.

[Duhast111]

i've been looking for this forever!



[NamesNaming]

'Edward and his family leaving Forks' I love how you held up some forks ;)

[katieg905]

@NamesNaming haha yah very well planned out 

[MrCalebJay]

LOL you havn't even read the 4 books have u? XXX

[mrsangiejamie]

I like his version of breaking dawn more.

[rose502612]

i thought he was wear a wig -___-

[veganmadi]

lmfao that was a beautiful ending

[DannyPreviti]

you saved me 60$

[OhemgeeItsme97]

You got every single this right! Except for the last one. Which, in fact, you got horribly, terribly wrong. Although, your version is much better than the actual plot. And I haven't even read it!

[petrolios]

i think i love you. lol

[mrbizzy]

You saved me hours of my life. Thank you

[GoAlybongo]

I really like videos that summarise things in a few minutes ^_^

[CandaceCupcake]

Hahahahaha.

[lpan97]

And... Edward was like Oh NO...

[HiThisIsOlivia]

Become an author. Seriously. I'll buy all of your books...twice.

[CatCallan]

this was brilliant, laughed all the way through

[Dudetomdude]

I preferred 'nerimon''s ''LOST in 3 minutes''. :)

[DiceForWhatever]

I love the "Due to some miscommunication" xD

[veryTWfanxx]

this is brilliant!! this needs more views! but myles looks really good with big curly hair like in the video he did with nerimon

[tinktinktink1]

LMFOA!!!

"But Edward's like 'oh no"

You said that so oddly xD I love your accent..

[stphstrwbrrygl]

you and Alex day should re-enact all of the books :D

[ElizabethLCRandom]

@stphstrwbrrygl YES! they should

[Michelle3559]

Bahahaha i cant stop laughing this is amazing

[getslockedout]

hahaha.....wait a second...

[ilovejoejonas280396]

I prefer your ending lol :)

[LillaKardos]

You sir are win.

[Tedworthington]

I haven't read any of the books but I take it neither has Myles =P xx

[giantsaregoodandthat]

it made me actualy laugh out loud :D

[siliconeaddict]

LOOOL at the end !

[sophiejhardy]

MUCH better than the movies.

[tortugaveloce]

thank you so much. i cant tell you how grateful i am that i'll never have to give another thought to the twilight saga.

[KnowIttAll]

It's a brilliant video, I must say! But seeing as I am an x-twinurd myself, they're called shapeshifters. I'm sorry, I just can't help it!

[xsceneangelx]

you didnt read breaking dawn, did you? o_O xD ahahahahaa

btw you sound just like charliesocoolilike :) are you from the same town place thingy? :)) xxx

[randomeese]

@xsceneangelx they're both british, but they sound nothing alike.

[xsceneangelx]

@randomeese i meant i get that theyre british (so am i :L) but are they both from the same place in britain? i thik charlie mentoned he's from bath.... i think... dont quote me on that! :L:L but uhm yeah i mean is it the SAME town/city place thingy? :L

[randomeese]

@xsceneangelx i'm not sure but i'm pretty sure they're not :(

[xsceneangelx]

@randomeese dang flabbit xD aaaah well.... i guess camping out in bath isn't going to work then :/ just another drea crushed >_< xD

[randomeese]

@xsceneangelx there there, there's still others to be destroyed :)

[xsceneangelx]

@randomeese ahahaa yeah theres always the spork wielding penguins' dream still Dx

[gigglefruit22]

Thank you for summing that up for me. Now I have yet ANOTHER reason not to read the Twilight Saga.

[gigglefruit22]

@Blade376 Is that a Beatles wig?

[MelinaTerrie]

Wow..I like twilight now. o.O

[tates5rule]

This was twice as funny to me I think because everyone knew you were joking about the end but I didn't figure out until I started reading comments saying "it should have ended that way" xD i thought it was true! ahaha

[zachariaz0002]

This Video was definately inspired by Alex days LOST in 3 minutes.

[cerysiscomfortablex]

@zachariaz0002 thats what it says in the description.

[kmfiorillo372]

did u read breaking dawn?



[affenonkel]

I'm sorry, even your ridiculous hair couldn't cover up how bad SMeyer is as a writer.

[aloula97]

I laughed so hard at the goblins!

[TishaTheLion]

hahahahaha

[xgemziekinsx]

bella is bald. nice one!

[merykey]

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[XxTheXxAuthoressXx]

OMG! THAT was awesome and you are BRILLIANT my friend. It's too bad the series didn't actually end this way. That would have been epic!

[aloula97]

i like your ending a lot more...

and i LOLed at the Goblins :D

[CrazedPogostik]

The story COMPROMISEs of four novels xD

[Emileh12]

LOL watched this soooo many times but still the super glueing carpet bit makes me laugh sooo badly :D x

[TaylorSwiftAddict8]

i dont like the black hair but i like it short

[Joskeaa]

I laughed so hard about this :P just awesome!

like your version of the twilight saga , it sooooo sunny ;)

bella's carpet fur, and the goblins . haha , you should make videos like this more often :P

[crazydot1]

you look better in black hair!!!

[nightofxthehunter]

Gluing pieces of carpet to her! If only you had written the books. ♥ You are too funny.

[EmmaaKate]

That was waay better then the actual ending.!! xD

I laughed so much :P

[lessthanthreedougie]

better than the actual book, by faaaar!

[TishaTheLion]

omg is that what actually happens? lol

[aloula97]

@TishaTheLion actually, in breaking dawn, Bella and Edward get married and have a half vampire/half human baby. then Bella becomes a vampire. the volturi come to kill the half and half baby, but the Cullen family stop them. the end :D

(i dont get the half vampire baby thing. it makes no sense)

[barelybueno]

goblins ftw!

[GRadeSkoolBD1]

LOL!! 2 funny!! Love the stick figures!

[ldramageek]

Wow...that was fantastic!!!! I don't know if that's the worst thing Iv'e seen, or the best..EPIC!

[Budotty]

"But Edward's like... OOooh no." Ha, ha, ha.

[Yzzyc]

I laughed out loud at 'leaving FORKS' ;)

[notquiteaprincess]

haha... thumbs up for the edward voice XD

[bobolishas]

wow that sounds so shit

[ThatSkitRocks]

I like the stickaid twilight, that was hilarious!

[pszeminanai]

forks

[gem042]

Haha

You win at life!

[THANKoyuFORtheVENOM4]

I loved the breaking dawn one (:

[Jra9008]

Goblins?? lol too funny

[TanyaGoesBoom]

I think we lost the real plot of the story near the end, i think yo may have missed breaking dawn out of your reading :) your version ruled

[TheStarGazer93]

LMAO

[noonewinsthewar]

This is so much better than the real version! that should be ho the book goes!!!

[ChelsandEstefaShow]

why couldn't breaking dawn end this way?

[ZZbottom230]

lol she screams and flys off into the distance

[dirtdobber3]

I like your ending WAY better :)

[idefine777]

i like how you did a pretty good job of shortening the first three books, but then totally made up the entire fourth book :)

[Tinkynette]

If only Breaking Dawn was that entertaining !

[Tinkynette]

If only Breaking Dawn was as intertaining :D

[AradEliacin]

LMAO! That was wayyyy better than the actual books!

[frezned]

oh man that ending made me laugh so hard

[EternalSunshine09]

LOLOLOLOL BREAKING DAWN

[Nashy119]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[ydoiwatchthese]

i know you think forks is a stupid town name *que the dinner forks*... but forks washington is an actually place.

and lol what was with that fourth book XD

[Awestrom]

Haha. I never read the last book so for a second I thought this was actually what happened.

[amazingmonkeys]

ROFLCOPTER

[333buttercup]

I like your ending better

[steelers36867]

THUMBS UP FOR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!

and awesome story-telling skills

[InfectiousLaugh]

The best twilight review ever! thank you for linking this from your birthday video :D

[jesska411]

lol better ending that the actual book lol!!

[Jessmo198]

you didn't read the last book, did you... xD

[Kilendger]

hahahaha i like this version better

[scargill8]

i'll admit, i always said twilight was shit without knowing anything about it, but upon watching this, holy fuck balls, its catastrophic

[CornerOfMystery]

'Leaving 'Forgs'' Lmao^^

[JagSmakarSkit]

I was almost ready to read the books when you explained the last bit, then I read the comments and... well, never gonna happen :3

[TheWeaselette]

Team Goblins! =D

One day, goblins will rule the world...

[youknowyoulovekatie]

hahhahaha this was epic. i think i like this totally true tale better than the false one that SM wrote

[gingeeerx]

HAHAHAH. :D epic.

much better then the original. ;P

[thedoctorsfeziscool]

I've only seen/read the first one: Twilight. And, It was correct, so I actually think that the rest of them are 100% correct also, damn.

[ChaoticSupernova]

"Ratings have been disabled for this video." Why is that??

[ChaoticSupernova]

"Jacob tricked Bella by super-gluing carpet to her body so she thought she was a wolf."

Now who is that stupid? Honestly?

[LIANG14]

Oh that's not the ending? Shame, I wanted that to be. :(

[tobo88]

At first I was like yea... Twilight... Then you mentioned goblins, and I was like "What, what?" Long story short, hilarious.

[Speilbilde]

That last part of the story sounds like it could be a good book. :P Which, you know, Breaking Dawn simply wasn't.

[Kimmeeeeh]

All that time I wasted reading the books...

[UniqueFish79]

Best. Synopsis. Ever.!!

[54321kim12345]

This ending is soo much better! Love the props as well!

[OrgasmandTea]

LMAO!! The alternative ending was fucking immense!!

[rjnovac]

Wow! I have never watched an episode, now i don't have to! :)

Great job man. You are great.

[JasseWonka]

haha i still love this ending better! <33

[dani4ever92]

This kinda reminds me of the Stickaid version of Twilight xD "Bella, may or may not love you" ROFL

[dani4ever92]

ROFL "So Edward is like 'oh no'" xD amazing xD

[BizzareMyths]

hahahahhahahhahah. I think I love you. That was an amazing summary.

[rgrippen]

I think you just improved the series greatly.

[missduh101]

THE WINGS

OMGOD THE WINGS

SHE FLEW OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[missduh101]

GOBLINS.OMMG HAHAHHAHAHAH

[missduh101]

is bella bald.

hahahahah

[3thatdamnrobot]

Oh my Gooood. I laughed so fricking much at the forks!

[LindsayBBW25]

lmao.. you totally made up your own version of Breaking Dawn all together ...lmao.. that's awesome!!

[maitosaamaii]

LOOOL!!!

xDDDD this is the most amazing summary I've ever seen XDDD

[TwangerX]

love your flashcards

[amydulieu0]

if only

[itscooltobeyou]

LOL I prefer your version over the actual one

[fromMtoL]

i wish i read that version...