Mass Effect 2 - Shepard is pervert?

[KopperNeoman]

If anyone's a pervert, it's the suited chick. The one with the human fetish and awesome voice you know. :P

[jsoloriov]

Garrus: Shepard...

Shepard: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some quarian titties... I mean calibrations

[asiandawn69]

Dude, calm down with the music next time. We get it XD!

[juggernaut725]

Shit don't act like you weren't looking throughout the entire game.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Garrus: "Calibrations, calibrations, mmm, yes, of course, calibrations."

Shepard: "Titties, titties, mmm, yes, of course, titties."

[ShayLee0501]

He's a pervert for looking at boobies he's ALLOWED to motorboat?

[mst3k4evur]

He's not a pervert, he just wants dat ass!

[FIREDELL10]

um... hes about to have sex... its not a pervert moment

[Evlow234]

0:46 Madness? THIS IS PEDOPHILIA!!

[SplatterMMA]

music name plz??

[Shicbs]

They're about to have sex. It's been two fucking years, and he hasn't slipped one in between. So yeah, I think he's earned the right to look at breats for a microsecond, don't you think?

[HaarlemBoy16]

This is just manly are you gay or something?

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

This is MADNESS! LOL XD

[DMF330]

The epic dramatic music almost made me shit myself.

[darthjedidude]

hahahahahahaha what.

[Xiaolruc]

Tali: "I've taken some antibiotics, as well as some herbal supplements that should bolster my immune system-"

Shepard: "Something's getting bolstered, all right..."

Me: *Looks up definition of 'bolster'* "To add to... to support... or uphold... "

"Giggety!"

[aldenb]

you have no idea how fucking hard i laughed at this. that music... that face... good lawddd.

[Manslayer468]

right before he slits her throat with a shaving razer

[ProffessorZombie]

Tali is the best and one of the sexiest

[zong123lol]

english tali has such a cool dialect xD the german tali has no dialect =(

[KrasseOdaVonBayern]

OH I'll 'bolster' your immune system!

[MegaWinnieGirl]

I didn't even get this?

[CCJG028]

Video by virgins, FOR virgins. awesome.

[PedobearKuma]

"This is madness!" No, this... is... MASS EFFECT!!!

[KMxHearts]

I laughed so hard I cried.

[Stepo2905]

I laughed so much at this! I signed in just so I could like, favourite and comment. I'm still laughing!

[lordrevan571]

no THIS IS MASS EFFECT

[DeathDealer1997]

was the music necesari

[Stepo2905]

@DeathDealer1997 Oh it really was! xD Look how perfect it goes with the vid... Well done to the creator

[123lordofchaos]

i have to agree with 72Armed

[bob4o99]

madness? THIS IS MASS EFFECT

[TheGamingfan144]

It's OK to be pervert???

This is madness!

Shepard: No, this is NORMANDY! ( 300-like kick in a random pit)...

[DorianBelial]

@TheGamingfan144 instead of a random pit, lets make it in SSPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEE­EEEEEEE!!!!!! :D

[TheGamingfan144]

@DorianBelial Right, I forgot that one ^^ :)

[kyjoe9]

lol! this video made me laugh so hard!

[gigadickwads]

aw comeon her tits aren't THAT big, go after miranda for that shit!

[Terratr0n]

@gigadickwads But the priiiize....

[MasterXelcas]

It makes me sad when humanity likes a comment enough to make it a top comment just because it mentions drugs. Sigh... Cmon Reapers do your worst... I dont even care anymore

[RoboZaz]

194 people are perverts

[Vittor066]

lmfao

[Onihikage]

Thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had in weeks! XD

[suzannedrakie]

Haha, aw that was good.

[GeorgelukeEl]

Ha! Omg i have been SOOO ill over the last few days, an i am really feeling weak at the moment; but somehow found the energy to laugh my nuts off at this, the music an effects just nearly killed me!!

[IMNOTAMUSED1]

damn right am i gonna hit that!

[halokiller2008]

lol

[Danielle98Higgins]

lol he's a perv

[PhillyAssassinX]

I had sum herbal supplements too; thts why this is fuckin hilarious lol

[aurel79000]

lol. Shepard the pervert.... The truth is always revealed

[DarthVader807]

Madness ? This is SPARTA !

[darthfener2]

Lol at the music!!

[TheRome111]

whats the face code

[DorianBelial]

Madness? this. is. SHEPARD!!!!

[EvilDogMedia]

lmao!

[ThinkumDinkum]

lol

[IxWxSxProud]

Why is the opening music from Sweeny Todd playing? XD

[zabuza836]

lol lol lol olo lol lol

[MasterXelcas]

funny as hell but u should of ended after the long freeze frame cuz the 2nd part killed it a bit

[Mrpwnage2244]

They ARE about to get it on, I mean..

[Wii60info]

he has a foot fetish?

[LastODSTStanding]

I love how so many people took this so seriously.

[nathanbailey1230]

music is the Sweeny Todd [ Opening Title ]

[mrmabb123]

I cant believe i just laughed at this....

[Tolgron34]

Shepard: Looks like it's bolstered other things as well. :D

[sevach]

Boobs and ass dude!!! 

[stephen19590]

i liked the part where he stared at her boobs

[Tearanon]

That pipe organ music sounds familiar, what is it?

Oh and thanks...now i gotta play again just to see this on my Shepard.

[Pointburn]

LOOK AT THE PRIZEEE

[Korickdapally]

Maddness...? THIS IS SHEPARD!

[Zandonus]

its ok, -perv voice- com ear...

[999darkwolf]

I laughed hard XD!

[willc187]

Wait, why is being a pervert the paragon option?! Its in BLUE! lol :P

[sevach]

I don't know what Shepard is looking at, her boobs are ridiculously small, go for Miranda then you'll have something to look at!!!!

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

@sevach Meh...

[Tearanon]

@sevach BLASPHOMY!

Tali Zorha Vas Normandy is the ONLY romance option!

...that and I hate Miranga, she tells lies...

[sevach]

@Tearanon The only disgusting romance option you mean lol

[Tearanon]

@sevach As opposed to a souless killing machine, a convict, or a genetically enhanced super bitch?

[gomugomunorasengan]

@Tearanon Who's the soulless killing machine? There's only 3 girls you can romance, including Tali, so...

[sadperkion]

@gomugomunorasengan Samara

[failurbanik]

@sadperkion you cant bang her (thou you can bang her daughter..... and get a one way ticket to hell)

[Tearanon]

@gomugomunorasengan The Justicar is the soulless killing machine...just my opinion though.

[failurbanik]

@sevach you mean her micheal jackson face lol

[sevach]

@failurbanik still better than a bucket over her head...

[failurbanik]

@sevach toocha

ok i caseify marinda as a one bag (for face) but hot lower body

jack is over 9000 bag

tali is unknow (pray she is zero but bioware hates me)

[easterbunnie26]

what the HELL???

i've now got to explain to my NINE YEAR OLD SON what the fuck a pervert is thanks! he found it funny, i didn't and all he was doing was looking at the mass effect game.

[cilversky99]

What is this music?

[cilversky99]

Cracked me right up!

[Louieboy36]

LMAO that made me laugh so hard im high as fuck too

[khatack]

@Louieboy36

That would explain why this made you laugh.

[Meshuggah5]

@Louieboy36 hahahahahaha me2

[Anthony13USA]

thats illogical

[strongman17]

Madness? THIS IS MASS EFFECT!

[TheMissingGuru]

Bahaha i lmao'd when the organ music popped in xD

[Mangiff]

Could someone please tell me where this music is from?

[Jammersis]

The music actually freaked me out a bit... :S

[xSTONEYx187x]

That was so funny! XD

[Chewin3]

Madness...

THIS IS MASS EFFECT

[randomface54]

Be honest, who wouldn't?

[Mrcapo100]

This is Sparta

[BigCheese1138]

I don't really get how he's a pervert.

Please explain?

[GamerElemental]

OMFG i watched it like 500 times!

[th3d3storoy3r]

163 people have no sense of humour

[supervegito2277]

hey man its bioware XD:

[72Armed]

Your shepard looks like a retarded version of conrad verner.

[4ingP]

@72Armed I thought Conrad Verner is the retarded version of Conrad Verner...

[TolHydra]

@72Armed Conrad Verner is already retarded..

[charastar3]

@72Armed more like conrad verner looks like a retarded version of this shepard. Nothing could be worse than him.

[TaePoDongIII]

@72Armed He must be a retard in real life.

[Thoeun344]

seriously who the fuck makes there own shepard when the default is the best one.

[xPAYASO323x]

@Thoeun344 no MINE is the best one

[ONEGUY090]

@Thoeun344 The default Shepard looks retarded. But the custom Shepards people make look even MORE retarded.

[diaalexguy]

@ONEGUY090 hmm you know many make the custom shepards in their image ... think about that :)) >:))

[ONEGUY090]

@diaalexguy Yikes. Ugh. Err, yes.

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

@ONEGUY090 Yeah. I spent over 30 minutes trying to make one that didn't look horrible lol.

[coolcitydude123]

@GreasemonkeyCGI heres a easy way to make a good shep, use the default one :P

[ShayLee0501]

@coolcitydude123 The default female Shep is ugly. Mine is super cute in a play boy bunny way. Some how I think I am the only person in the world who managed to make a female Shepard look unique. Almost all of the ones I've seen still look like the default with a few individual tweaks. I'm going to upload a YouTube vid of her one day and share her face code so that little gamer boys with no sex life can be happy for a few hours a day.

[Lwis2]

@ONEGUY090 hey I made mine look like me! He isn't retarded he's just ugly hmph!

[Italianlove09]

@ONEGUY090 default Shepard is smokin hot

[wortap]

@72Armed

this made me laugh harder then the video

[Maleckai]

@wortap Holy crap he does.

[DrRedabc]

Music?

[MineRescuer]

author: Its ok to be pervert?

Tali: No this is SPARTAAAA !!!

[jazzyw1997]

It's real and in the romance default face and eyes go really weird

[Xport9]

ROFLMAO! Fuck, made me also select the caption AHAHAHA!

[JDVK]

It looks like his eyes have been edited to be looking down. I've never played out this romance so I have yet to see it. He may be looking down or this is just edited bullshit.

[sortedevaras]

Shes in a suit its not like there are any other features to look at, it makes perfect sense to stare at her tits every time you talked to her. I know I would.

[shougoh]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.

[halflifefan84]

lol @ the faggot 10 year old who thinks he has a golden sense of humor xD

[zuschlag123]

epic face

[RugglesIV]

DUH DUUUUUUUUUN

[BarouteVarimathras]

TITS OR GTFO

[bmbtdk]

SO EPIC!

[mansoor619]

Wtf a shotgun!!!

[V340E419]

that made me lol of hard i fell off my chair LOL

[Marlockie]

I enjoyed the music, lol

[bigbrett11]

144 people are perverts

[Beriorn]

Shepard: Damnit Jacob, stop playing that organ! Why do we even have that huge thing on board?

Jacob: Because it sounds awesome. But you're right... the siiiiiiiize...

[RyanHD1080]

extremely over-dramatic music makes this hilarious

[MrPositiveMissing]

Beautifully made :p

[ToAsTy42o]

CAN COMEBODY/ANYBODY (talking to YOU OP!) take the clip where Sheperd does a dramatic hampster turn?

During the dialogue when you sign up with the mercs to go after Archangel, there's a "kid" who comes in and asks "is this the place to sign up?"

*turn* DUHN DUHN DUHNNNN!!!!

Yes. Yes it is.

[DarrensCouch]

Why is everyone so serious, god damn it's a joke it's meant to be funny.

[TheFilipize]

thats not Shepard!

[skyler114]

@TheFilipize Its a spacestation

[fnoutlaw]

Always assumed he was looking at the holopad....makes it hard to find the humor in this...

[overthemoo]

Sweeney Todd overture... nicely played. (Pun intended.) And what a face from your character!

[cdogdragon18]

when i first sow this lmfao for min it still make me lol

[kuriosity89]

Tali better be a fuckin' babe under that shit.

[aukuni]

This was decidedly not funny

[praetorian2150]

lmao

[FummyMimoki]

Rofl this is funny.

[ffinfinity1]

I gotta admit i lol'd

[FrigidAxe]

Nobody ever thought Shep was just looking at that holopad? I'm the only one that thought of this? I mean I get humor but I can't be the only one to notice something this simple.

[Binaryfilm]

It's not okay to have bad grammar.

[warlordkoffe1andonly]

ಠ___ಠ

[KnighferDK]

The music made the video for me xD

[MrXepion]

he's totally looking at the holoboard, computer thingy, but this is hilarious too.

[tidus814]

and just because I can:

105 people got caught focusing on some place other than a girls face :3

[tidus814]

At first my speakers weren't working...so I failed to see the funny side.

Seconds later wI fixed and re-watched...

the dramatic music makes he video 10 times over XD

[ParadigmShiftr]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite pair of alien funbags on the Citadel.

[eitkoml]

as they say

focus on your goals, just don't get caught focusing

[Medafets]

Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAA!

[VampirateYuki]

Geez the dramatic music just makes this video. XD

[gamegeek17]

Tali (in short): im on drugs and i wanna rape u! >:3

Shepard: Derp.

[elitesoldier209]

This is madness!

Shepard: This is Mass Effect!!

[maksusername]

This is so funny. It felt like I was watching Family Guy because of how it got all dramatic about him just peaking down, ha ha.

[CCbundy]

Aw yea.... wait what the hell? was that humor more like..... Pervertion xD lawl?

[DanielRI02]

I laughed heartily. Thank you uploader.

[wtfboomlol1]

Derp.

[RaeperFawks]

They're about to have sex and you think he's perverted for looking down for a second? 1 star.

[RBGrave]

@RaeperFawks Wow, you don't get the point, nor you have the humor...

And there is no star system anymore, there is now thumbs up/down :P. Triple fail is fail.

[Spartan7410]

@RBGrave If by 'humor' you meant faggotry then yeah this video suceeds.

[RBGrave]

@Spartan7410 If humor is 'faggotry' for you, then thanks for telling me that you are a faggot!