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  • the pussy cat showed it's puss lol

  • Eddy gordo cat

  • in America you kick ass, in Russia Ass kick you

  • im in that part of youtube again....

  • I ain't even mad *walks away*

  • This cat plays Street fighter. Thats Ken's "pasakiavouteennn". " OOO giouken"

  • Not in the Face, Not in the Face!

  • I NEED TO LEARN DAT POSE!!!!

  • spam "4"

    

  • I have studied many martial arts (I mean study, I've never stepped in the ring or mat) and I don't know any style that wants you to fight with you standing on your hands peeking through your arms with your butt facing your opponent. I guess the cat's decided to keep this fighting secret to themselves.

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  • This made me pee a little.

  • lol. head stand to hand stand..

  • they show how the cat breakdance...

  • ASSASIN CAT STRIKES AGAIN!

  • LOOK AT MAH BALLS

  • YOU FIGHT LIKE A PUSSY!!

  • Press 7 -> FINISH HIM!

  • Cats become more powerful when they're inverted.

  • omg lol so damn funny

  • That's what you do in prison - make everyone think you're crazy, and they leave you alone.

  • rabies - make you do crazy stuff.

  • catnip overdose ? XD

  • I think the other cat was just confused lol

  • Sounds like Donald Duck, lmfao!

  • best cat ever!!!!!! :DD

  • ehh... somewhat funny...

  • I'm on that russian side of youtube again.........

  • your cat is very fragmented. defragment now? y/n

  • dude! it did a freeze!

  • Man, you really gotta get a new cat.

  • Cat has imbalanced fart attack..

  • looks like that cat shouting"suck my ass!"lol

  • Press 7, that's his ult lol.

  • your pets are so odd:')

  • Cats are such idiots

  • @Dishthegoods I bet that they are WAY smater then you are sweet cheeks....

  • I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!!!

  • LOOK AT MY BALLS!!!!!

  • Русские!! Где вы??

  • Не дадим амерекосам топовые коменты! Кто за палец вверх!

  • GEDDAN!

  • SPINNING BIRD KICK!

    

  • @fatedcircle90210 SPINNING BIRDU KICK

  • In Soviet Russia, cats fight with there butts!

  • I KNOW CATRATE!!!!

  • to much ufc i think lol

  • Legendary testicle kung-fu!

  • Kick Boxing Cat Stance?

  • Lol I didn't expect to be laughing so hard at this one! lmao that fucking cat got me! It's...it's been awhile. I feel like Scrooge when he finally remembered the good ol' days of Christmas

  • LOLz!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Chuck NORRIS KITTY

  • lol a TRUE kick boxer

  • kitty exorsisum?

  • "LOOK AT MY BALLS"

    "LOOK AT THEM!"

  • LOOOOL

  • that was so funny i could not stop laghing!!!!!! xD

    

  • Capoeira Cat...just saying that outloud is good lawlz. xD

  • at 0:01 i want to save her

  • Nobody will want to fight you if you act crazy. Smart cat.

  • AAAHHH help me mommy!!! he is trying to attack me with his butt!!! XD

  • "BITCH KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! I'M FUCKING UP! IS THIS SCARING YOU CAUSE I'M SCARED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER D: <"

  • COME AT ME BRO.

  • "Catpoeira." Someone had to say it.

  • miota nim jak szatan!

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  • Whyd you have ur cats front claws removed

  • i laughed so hard i spat all over my computer. thanks

  • Something that asian culture hasent mimicked yet:p

    

  • The other cat is standing there like. -.- What's wrong with you. Then walks away like its nothing. X3 LMAO

  • *Does hand stand*

    COME AT ME BRO!

  • @WakingLife55 LOL

  • the drunken paw lol

  • In Soviet Russia, cats have the balls to fight headlong.

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  • That is the funniest fighting pose I have ever seen, LOLOLOL.

  • russian catsss ..

  • This Is Эпилептик истерически!

  • Стиль пьяной шлюхи!

  • Butt kick

  • "LICK MY BUTTHOLE"

  • Cat: PUSSY POSE! come at me bro im not even mad.

  • Hes like look at ma ass isnt it pretty.

  • I think he's glitching up.

    

  • Is he angry about what?

    It is lovely.

  • Sorry to say this cat, but I don't think he's intimidated.

  • thumbs up if you do capoeria

    (probably no one)

  • At the end the other cat is like "Ok fuck it, i'm outta here. Damn lunatic!"

  • yea russian cats know CQC Big Boss was his master

  • confuse the enemy is a good catactic

  • Aaahahahaha epic!!!

  • That's actually me when I'm facing a bully in high school.

  • jackie chan was reincarnated into cat form!

  • in russia, cats fight upside down

  • hahaha, poor cat is crazy!

  • haha

  • First Cat: You gonna fuck on meeee?!

    Other Cat: ._.;

  • 0:8 xD

  • watch?v=MYOaN7JCzcY

    кот наркоман

  • PUT THEM IN THE NEXT TEKKEN SEQUEL!

    Christie and Eddie better watch their fucking backs!

  • the one cat says i wont fight you because your upside down & ... NOW CUT THAT OUT STUPID.. then started batting

  • "Gaze upon my testicles!! FEAR THEM!"

  • @TheDiscipleofSlash omg i couldnt stop laughing cuz of u hahah

  • @TheDiscipleofSlash Epic comment.

  • Its not so much the cat doing the handstand, its the cat who's watching the fiasco. He's probably saying "Enough with the acrobats." And then he casually lands some punches and leaves :)

  • ahahahahah NINJA cat OMG !!!! :))))

  • looks more like some sort of monkey

  • cat be sayin "KISS MY ASS"

  • It's Eddy of Tekken.

  • HO you are

  • My cat does this. Its weird.

  • the other cat was like: crap, he knows martial arts, this fights' lost

  • He was just trying to pull guard. Jui-Jitsu Cat.

  • Szatany ich opętały :o

  • Holy shit it's russian!

  • omg!!! looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol so fucking hilarious!!! I cant stop laughing

  • at 0:06 90 people were offered inner species pussy XD

  • at 0:06 hes like kiss my ass, and lick my pussy penis

  • Спасибо,посмеялся=)

  • this is me when i say COME AT ME BRO!

  • its like david copperfield, its there at 1 moment but soon after its not disappears, how can that be?

  • haha this cat have play to much Tekken.

  • Ha ha ha ahaha hah ha! THIS IS GREAT! OOOOOoohhh, I laughed and laughed and laughed! Added to my favorites! :)))

  • i soiled my self!!!!!!!

  • doesnt mahamid ali fight like that too?

  • suck on ma ball..2 TIMEE!

  • that my friend is defiantly a Russian cat

  • keep pressing 5 for cat copter!

  • omg

  • *im scared but i cant show any fear!*

    "IM CRAZY!!"

    "YOU DONT WANT IT CAT!!"

    "AINT SEEN ANYONE DO THESE MOVES BEFORE HAVE YOU?!?!"

    *thank God, i almost shat myself*

  • He was ready for a Brazilian Jui Jitsu sparring match.

  • Это коты в России, а вы, что думали ))

  • NINJA cat!

  • THIS is why those who are white leave the cool fighting techniques to the Asians.

  • they are soo cute

  • 'pull my paw'

  • pull the pin, count to three, THROW!

  • i have not laughed so hard in a long time... thanks for the video.

  • cat1: AHA now i'm over here and now here i must be brazzilian with my capri sun cat2:watchu talkin bout bitch

  • He used the drunken monkey style.

  • love the way younger cats can't hold the emotions in the face off and start trying to get things started...and the way older cats can make it last forever and sometimes win out of pure holding their ground, it is samurai like...

  • I almost expected a backflip kick... OMG I think the other cat left out of pure confusion.

    "WTH... you're crazy..."

  • It was successful, the bigger cat walked away. :)

  • cats are SOO weird :D

  • no manches esta bien bueno el video me gustan los gatoss me rei mucho xD

  • cattoeira

  • hilarious

  • " I'am chuck norris I can fight with head down and feet up !! "

  • lmfao!

  • That's what happened to you when you live near chernobyl.

  • why is it that russian cats do such awesome shit?!

  • @MsPichuTheOverlord nope he said she didnt touch it,i understand russian of this video

  • When I saw this, I thought this;

    /watch?v=6YIktu-UVbA

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kk essa foi boa

  • Smart kitty he nows how to distract his opponent.

    

  • hahahahahahahaha fuck you lol xd 

  • hahaha thats hilarious 

  • Молодой боевой котэ

  • Cat 1: Listen Man I told you don't steal my fucking cat food. Cat 2: Ninja Move1 -balls in the air-

  • look at my anus bitch!!

  • There are some psycho cats in russia

  • useless combat strategy ever

  • YOUR KUNG FU IS WEAK.

  • LMFAO

    

  • baahahaha...the cutest thing in the world.I wish i had a kitty like that and be ninjas together with it.That'd be soo nice.And weird..somehow..in its own cute way :D

  • i laughed SO hard XD

  • that isn´t in any way capoeira.

  • NINJA CAT!!!