Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors (S11EP9)

[mewthree88]

season 11 of reading eror messages? damn i have alot of videos to watch

[tunderbirds101]

ddfdeede

[GameTimeMovies]

0:47 Microsoft Sam laughs LOL?

[lolipoptable]

are you taking requests still?

[tru3fan]

Weirdest Dream:

Being Shot in the head, getting back up,

Then being shot again.

Afterwards, I saw that Chuck Norris did it.

[567pikachu]

nice troll tb101! scared me trololololololololololol

[wkamins123]

Firing a Javelin into a enemy stronghold. Very awesome.

[LeesharaLIKE31]

I laughed at these parts=

1:58 - Zero Point Huge Fuckload of Zeros and a Single One FPS

2:17 - Blank Error

[ymarichal]

The weirdest dream I ever had is Radar Overseer Gordon had a controversy with Radar Overseer Scotty then he shouted profanities at each other so I ran away to a store to buy Highway Cookies for them. Microsoft Mary arrived to tell me what happened, and I told her, "They were having profanities. Also they had an epic spaz". That is how the dream was.

[mitterdoo]

Sometimes I think of MS Sam to be a huge fat guy in real life

[thetoolbox112394]

Hilary Duff sleeping in my bed was probably the weirdest dream I've ever had.

[TheCrimsonHelix]

now the US will have more than a billion dollar debt cause i read it many times

[dustomatic100]

thumbs up if you thought your computer was crashing...

[TheHunterPersian]

I saw a strange version of a movie I like, it was pretty weird, but someone in the movie had a baby snake go through their stomach and kills them, while the baby snake yelled: E! H! And saying that over, and over, while it goes through the persons stomach in the 4 compass directions, and the person's entire corpse was ruled by snakes. While one last snake yells, E! H! And jumps at the screen. I know, I have weird dreams.

[MegaLittleJackasses]

I was in a dark room and Microsoft Sam was right in front of me, he stared at me for while, then his face morphed and he started shouting: SHOHSHOHSHOHSHO

[TheStephen006]

Well....... wait what was the question?

[CMue122]

Haha Im on a mac so I have an F13, but Apple doesn't put any secret prizes in their Macs. Goddamnitsonofabitchpieceofshi­tmotherfuckingassholefuckfuckf­uck.

[IzzyInc27]

Goddamnitsonofabitchpieceofshi­­tmotherfuckingassholefuckfuck­f­uck.



[msbeckycollins]

The weirdest dream i ever had...

I killed John Lennon in a bathroom stall.

[IzzyInc27]

Macs have an F13 button, but I don't have one... LOL

[clubpenguinman24]

no i dident think my computer was crashing so troll face fail

[GreenNova790]

Thunderbirds101's dream sounded like he was on a drug when he went to sleep...Drug induced dreams....I gotta try that out.....Nah, i'd rather not.

[Kingofcolor]

Hey Sam: MACS have an F13! Jealous?

[summit076]

Cool, I just made the US debt go up by $50,000,000

[43darkNero]

0:02 click to crash your computer XD

[chrishiramayori]

2:28

Earthbound conversation when in moonside museum

[mikey9835]

windows cannot setup portal 2 because the cake is a truth XD

[unbreakablegamer]

thunderbird i use windows 7 stuck with anna so can i make a error or no

[onearmedmario]

Error: "You just wasted 10 seconds of your life reading this stupid pointless sentence that could cause you get into a rage and destroy everything on the planet earth"

[Shirdel7221]

Holy shit.

Closed Captions actually translates Microsoft Sam pretty much perfectly.

So you mean if I talk like a robot it'll understand me? lolwtf

[fede142857]

@Shirdel7221 you're right! it fails when sam speaks fast, but most of the other time it is correct

at 1:11 is the 100% right part: the closed captions (voice recognition) said "congratulations you've destroyed a major city" and sam said the same!

[thunderbirds113]

hey put an error onthere that says " this is microsorty dumbass he ate all of your tacos" you think of the rest

[killerblocks]

Justin beiber was not a chick...

[katie97hudgens]

Answer: I had a dream that Thunderbirds101 replied to my comment.

[aidanrayner999]

0:56

CRITICAL MY ASS!

That's what sam should have said. XD

[techdeck4life100]

Late answer: I was trying to play Black Ops and somebody kept changing the dam channel. Can this be on the next video?

[Mattatasats55543]

I was dreaming that i was Gary "Roach" Sanderson and Shepherd tried to kill me while i was sticking a knife in his FUCKING mouth.

[Mattatasats55543]

@Mattatasats55543 Well. ERROR

[Sicowkaksin]

The weirdest dream I had was illegal in 50 states.

[Sicowkaksin]

okay who looked for f13?

[Fredcool95]

@Sicowkaksin me.

[rrod197]

My weirdest dream was probably the time that I fell off a roof...came back through the sky...fell again...did that about 10 times and then landed on Radar Overseer Scotty and his Half-eaten bologna sandwich and then the world was hit by a wave of nothingness causing me to explode...

[The0Assasins0Creed0]

my weirdest dream: none, because im a PC with solar system electricity who watches everything

[RCT3rox]

holy crap - I actually thought my computor was crashing...

that is sad.

[729MendicantTide]

Error Request

Title: It's ok...

Message: You have received a message from the Reclaimer's Republic of Delta Halo:

Your computer components are dubbed illegal to our government. Respond to this or we will send a ton of Brutes to your way, work over your PC with a sledgehammer, have the Brutes flip it over, set your PC on fire, and spray-paint over your video card, and have your computer spammed thereby crashing it with the dreaded BSOD.

-Regret

Options: Upgrade to Windows 7, Take a Dump (grayed)

[729MendicantTide]

Also, add this option: Destroy RS Scotty for compromising your location (grayed)

[TheMarvinCF]

When the next episode is coming?

[MARIOSONIC320]

Wait................ YOU HATE USA!?!??! T.T

[rrod197]

@MARIOSONIC320 No. He hates american Politics.

[MARIOSONIC320]

Is There Going To Be Season 11,12,And 13? (Jason Vorhees Will Be In Season 13)

[TheMarvinCF]

@MARIOSONIC320 GODDAMMITSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHI­TMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLESFUCKFUCK­FUCK

[slainender]

awser:dawn....i always dreaming for earthbound and all here,shit

[DarkZerkerX]

Weirdest dream ever: I was in a Fallout New Vegas Vertibird shooting missiles at every faction I hate in that game. Then when it ran out of gas(yeah, I think of everything in dreams), I magically got the LMG from New Vegas and finished everybody off. You know in the Matrix when Neo says "we need guns" and an armory flies by? Well that's where I got the LMG. I also saw a nuke launcher and a hunting rifle.

[Munk451]

Error Request:

Title: Scotty's Dumb remission

Message: Radar Overseer Scotty accidentally shot himself out of the airlock of the space station because he thought the airlock button was a open door switch to his secret lair of baloney sandwiches. What would you like to do?

Choice 1: Save him (grayed out)

Choice 2: Take a dump

[imseanyoung]

@Munk451 im taking this

[tobirates]

Answer: Some of us dream of a game of Chess.

[TTSVids101TV]

THE GREEN LAMMA JUST EAT MY ERROR REQUEST. (insert profanity line here)

[hotelmason241]

YAY, NO 2ND TOP COMMENT! NOWS MY CHANCE!

uhh... tacos?

[spongebot64]

Nice to hear the Green Llama has had it's dinner.

[fs10inator]

Answer: My nightmare was when lilpimpgg (aka unchi1999) gets 999999999 subscribers and takes over Youtube with badly-drawn errors made using Microsoft Paint.

[Scott5445l]

i was an AC-130 shooting the biggest missiles from my palms at a big city below....

i woke with a smile on my face :)

[unbreakablegamer]

@Scott5445l i dreamed i shot mini exploding roflcopters from my hands i woke up like waht O_o

[koolbowser961]

@Scott5445l okay I've seen this commentfrom another episode then I say it here...

with a smile on my face :)

[IrishSpy33]

My weirdedst dream was when a Turkey divided by zero, causing Po the Panda to transform into Tinky Winky. Meanwhile, I was getting chased by a Giant red eyed Barney while Tekken 5 music played. After that, Mr. Trolololo got sat on by an Obese Yoshi

The End

[MarbalTm]

GAND HRENADE

[imseanyoung]

thumbs up if you thought your computer was going to crash at 0:02

[TheKnightguard1]

I once dreamed that there was this terrible song called Friday, and it was sung by this underage chick named Rebecca Black.

*sigh* Fortunately, it was just a dream.

[u2dvdbonofunny]

But it turned out I didn't have 3D on. How could this be?

[u2dvdbonofunny]

I was in the Republic of My, when I ate a llama taco. Then I saw THE EXCORCIST!

She nearly decapitated me. When I saw a fire hydrant. I thought it would be perfect as a weapon. Then she ate my pizza that was on Microsoft Sam's umbrella! Sam got mad and began to attack. Next thing ya know, !@#$. (No not really) Nyan Cat came flying out of nowhere, killed the 2, and gave me a 3DS. There was already a cartridge in. So I tryed playing it, this is what it looked like:

It looked like Mario jumped out.

[MAXLIGHTER44543]

that i am from 009 Sound System group....

IT WAS A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE!

[brandon2003alt]

lol

[rossdustin19]

and that was a real dream, not a joke

[rossdustin19]

i Was In Dis wooden room (like a small house) and their was 1 window wit steel bars 3 other people inside and the zombie off of the exorist walking around outside, it felt like 2 fuckin hours, then she teleported in ( I Was like "HOLY FUCK SHESS IN") then she quickly killed my mom, then decapatated tha guys wife, and made him paint car (that magikly appeared) Wit Her blood........ when i woke up i was so fukin scared,AND I HAD A DREAM CATCHER ON MY BED...and that was my scarry ass dream

[kttandon]

weirdest dream. i dreamed of me inside a train station in Singapore (the little red dot of the world)

AND INSIDE THE STATION AND TRAINS THERE WAS A CAFE. INSIDE IT.

WHAT THE FUCK TROLLFACE! GOD DAMNIT NOT CAFE WITH DIVIDE BY ZERO POWDER WITH OVER 9000 GALLONS OF TROLL CREAM!

[BattlefieldRookieNZ]

my weirdest dream: i had been watching a lot of custom gamecube start ups before i went to sleep then for from the second i went to sleep till i woke up at 4am every sound in my head mimicking the gamecube start up i woke up and wanted to spend $100 2 buy a gamecube off trademe ( new zealand e-bay) and bash it with a base ball bat then give the wreck of it to pitbull and watch what happen

[94Dalguy]

Yeah, I forgot my Rofldream.

[94Dalguy]

My weirdest dream: I was playing the new Soibox 360 when a legion of Communist Tux Penguins had a ROFLbration for the takeover of South My. I remember getting to see their arsenal of unstoppable USB starships. (LOL microsoft sam ate my dream like Radar Overseer Scotty when he sees a mountain of baloney sandwiches)

[SuperblueShell]

My weirdest dream is:

I was in ROFL ROFL town when suddenly I did a barrel roll towards a double unicorn rainbow pizza. Then a SoiFLcopter came out of no where and cut a coconut in 6, 4, 8, 10 pieces (don't ask) and even decided to buy a diarrhegra falls model after reading 4, 9, 2, 0 errors (again, don't ask), then a green Sonic the Llama bought the country of MexiLOL.

[blackopsftw1100]

The weirdest dream I ever had?

I was running at the speed of sound on top of water, exploring the town of Trollsville, when I accedently ran over Microsoft Sam, which did a barrel roll, while reading a lot of signs, and setting off a Tactical Nuke, which did not kill everybody. Instead, it caused everyone else to run at the speed of sound, causing 2 quadrillion sonic booms. So basically, everyone was Sonic The Hedgehog.

Also, if this gets in the next episode-

CUT OFF DUE TO CHARACTER LIMIT

[Trainboy107]

For S11EP10 one error i want it to say: A tyrannosaurus has escaped extinction and is coming to kill you. the options are run, who cares, be a man and fight the t-rex.

[byerscm]

the pepple wins !!!!

[Thunderbirds101]

Okay, time for me to share my weirdest dream.

A few nights ago, I dreamed that I was in some underground facility. The dream started with me standing in this long corridor with windows looking into operating rooms on each side. In each room was about five scientists standing around a screaming patient, and these scientists were injecting liquids into the patients' jugular veins via these huge needles. Next thing I know, I'm in a pool, as Trollfaces drive ATVs on the water.

I don't even know.

[JakeTV370]

@Thunderbirds101 What. The. Fuck. xD

[RaceBandit]

@Thunderbirds101 Creepy.

[trekker123eski]

@Thunderbirds101 then the trollfaces explode and then a bunch of bronies and ponies came and assimillate me and you but then as we resist we sing trolololololo and a massive WTFbomb explosion happens then the united lols of roflica sends us back and de bronies us *trollface* the end

[battlestrikers100]

@Thunderbirds101 I like PiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee­e

[Quakefan7]

@Thunderbirds101 Okay, everything before the pool bit actually makes sense. Trollfaces driving ATVs on water? That's EXTREMELY bonkers my friend.

[gamerseye171]

@Thunderbirds101 Good lord man, what were you on?

[390Greenwolf]

@Thunderbirds101 lol

[GeneralCane]

@Thunderbirds101 I'll turn it in for a psychological analysis.

[brofurlo]

@Thunderbirds101 yes, yes i did thought my computer crashed

[LegotoystoryAnimator]

wiredest dream: I was in an error that sam used me as a ragdoll and then mary made me watch pr0nz. then i went on mount trololo and then EXPLOSION

[AmariaIndustries]

Wierdest dream: I was stabbed in the head with a syringe, died in the dream and woke up terrified.

[CryoKatana97]

My weirdest dream:

I wake up at the top of Mount memeverest in the middle of a cave made of baloney sandwiches, then i get into my ROFLcopter and fight a flying LOLzilla with a trollface shirt, then i'm knocked down and saved by super trololol while flying above the Niagara diarrhea SOIterfalls

that's pretty much it.

[gamerseye171]

Too weird of a dream to explain O_O There were aliens and dust devils and a pistol...

[XproductionsTeam]

Answer: Well, if you have to know...

[DarkLuigi4321]

if thunderbirds101 responds to this comment I will vote for a democrat one day

[MushroomEtR0120]

1:38 That's why Sam should get a Mac: It has buttons up to F15!

[byerscm]

PEPPLE WINS!!!!!!!

[EddyTheOliveira]

Answer: When I found my self in place of Microsoft Sam reading errors and finding the fucked up green llama with the really sucky virus.

[BygPhattyPlus]

There was fur. That's all I will say.  I... don't wanna talk about it...

[spongebot64]

I felt like I was on top of the world (The Burj Khalifa) and decided to jump off only wearing an IWAYchute and fish guts that the LOLmans had for dinner after the war against LMAOgyt had to be called off for rest. This war totally has a wave of nothing to do with the war between the North and South Republics of My even though I saw it happening with Radar Overseer Scotty getting pwn3d by a coconut.

[TheLEE040793]

I was in a plane with elijah wood desroying roflcopters with diahera infested cannons and hand grenades

[Pop77o7]

I was on stage with Michael Jackson and we were talking each other making chicken noises.

[Imaan158]

please use my errors (TTSVids101)

[awb26]

thumbs up if you have an F13 button

[todamam66667]

2:29 the second grayed out choice is an earthbound reference ;)

[nkrs200]

The weirdest dream I ever had was me fighting in World War 2. It was the most weirdest dream I ever had since me flying using my own bare arms in a different dream.

[TheMedic224]

The weirdest I had was when I was all Emo and I was walking with my mom somewhere until this guy came up and knocked me out with a loaf of bread.

[ThePolerbearproducts]

My strangest dream: Me and Scottish actor David Tenant were gang banging some hot chick for no apparent reason.

[ilovedragons4ever]

the wierdest dream? having the same dream twice.

[Beatlenut63]

i was crapping tacos while eating poop while blowing up the world.

all at the same time.

[DoodleMongoLP]

The weirdest dream i had: EVERYBODY got naked all because i unlocked my iPod ... And everbody told me to play I WANNA BE THE GUY .... GEEEEEEZE xD

[Gryph7619]

Don't worry, the green llama will be dealt with real soon!

[thevisualboy37]

The weirdest dream I ever had: I made a webcam video, which was reviewed by a guy I subscribe to, who called me one of the drunkest people on the Internet, all because I began the video with the most "What the hell does THAT mean?" phrase of all time: "You've got a hippo's vine!"

[TheOntarioguy420]

sam got pwned by dividing by zero soi soi soi soi roflcopters so fucking funny

[Zac757]

This episode is SO United States controversy.... Worse, I live in USA. Plus, the debt isnt going THAT FAST!

[LegoDudeMexTV]

Ololololol Troll face.

[smiley8120]

The weirdest dream I had was being married Microsoft Sam and we had the green llama as a pet.

[vDEATHxSTROKEv]

The weirdest dream I ever had was Sam taking an explosive diarrhea dump from the moon, while having surprise butt sex with a camel, while doing the chicken dance, while singing Katy Perry's firework, while eating tacos. Can't get any weirder than that.

[therobloxmegaguy]

The green llama ate my error request. Damn it. :/

[Trainboy107]

I can't wait for S11EP10

[GHRockotron3000]

none of your dreams are as weird as being a giant 9000-headed monster in ROFL city.

[Domingo0022IWAY]

You almost caught me that my computer crashed... The weirdest Dream I ever has was I became a Power Ranger and defeated Rita Repulsa's Lethal Monsters.

[TheSimslover225]

Answer: When i was little i used to have a dream all the time and there was a big blue blob sitting on a podium yelling at me. I somewhat think it had to do with watching too much Blues Clues.

[makindsmanahome]

Answer: I went to the future and found a supercomputer which made my steam account load all my games superfastspeed! Better than that FUCKING PEBBLE!

[MrLol458]

Answer:I teleported into computer and then i jump onto Google Chrome,transformed into a deog and had shmexy sexy time with other dogs

[Killzone742]

i was driving a rolfcopter with microsoft sam and he had a troll face

[Mymariodude]

Answer: i had a dream of a trololo cube while divided by 0 and it went into G-major

[Th3ManicBoy]

I had a dream of microsoft sam reading errors on my computer!

[benny52000]

Plug in a Apple wired keyboard to push F13 lolololololoolloollollooololol­ololololololololololololololol­olololol

[coms758]

I had a dream of Scooby-Doo kissing my butt.

[Sonamy444]

I had a dream that a hedgehog was singing to me. 0_0

[SSXTrickyFan1]

Error Request

Title: DIE MICROSOFT SAM

Error: Hello Sam, I took away your shmexxy pr0nz and Xbox 360 so I will be entertained. But your Xbox will be smashed because PS3s are better anyway. I want you to make a decision, Windows Vista, or Windows 95 with the speed of windows 3.1. If you fail to decide in 3 seconds, then your computer will explode, forcing you to use Mac!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!

[venttobe]

@SSXTrickyFan1 Thunderbirds101 does not except error requests through comments. Personal Message's only.

[KNGarver]

That thunderbirds101 used my errors.

[thechanman16]

I didn't computer was going to crash because he's used that before.

[trexattack]

my dream... that i was in school and all of the sudden a psyco from borderlands came in and slaughterd everyone xD that was some weird shit

[Margaretka4356]

I had a dream about my computer... It was doing my breakfast! And that is the weirdest dream I ever had!

[fs10inator]

I had a dream that I would fly on a giant IWAY cookie.

[pieboy6000]

I had a dream I was on this planet fucking about then I fell off a cliff and turned up in my living room watching a film. My sister was managing to play xbox while watching the film then got annoyed and the dog got all angry at her and bopped her on the nose. I then went and saw my dog and gave her a hug and then I woke up. It was like a drug induced dream. Remind me not to have LOLWeed before I go to bed.

[xxTornadowarrior1xxx]

hahahahahaha scotty cant say biohazard zone! what a dumb ass!

[HelloKittyCandyCutie]

i had a dream that my friend was telling me a story. and the story was about these two girls and this creepy guy found a way to kill people by taking there pictures and spraying them with something

[slainender]

@thunderbirds101 type pass word :this answer is worng,all massages will in g magor and glirch

[slainender]

@thunderbirds101 continue with my last error

massage:this massage you must read in g major

atdfswfjfgbahbfhrbabe fasdnbfjbwaehfgberhfbhjabtjhds­f

he said:you sucks

button:left: goddammitsonofbitchpieceofshit­motherfuckerassholefuckfuckfuc­k(grey)

center:take a dump(grey)

right:type password

[pieboy6000]

@slainender

You need to send that to him in a PM, or he will not accept it, it even says on his channel.

[slainender]

@pieboy6000 but where can send a PM?

[pieboy6000]

@slainender

Go to his channel, scroll down a bit and next to his logo it should say "Send Message".

Click that and send your error request from there.

[lesha5016]

I had a dream when,Windows 98-XP had Emeralds.Then they threw them to me.

I said:"What are you doing?" No answer.Then,a Pokemon Battle started.Then error's,glithces,AND grande finale,blue screen of death!

[slainender]

@thunderbirds101 tittle: you are gained

massage:you have gained monaters,and deviant art into elevator,this is massage glirched,and 10 rainbows,this massage is glirch massage:

microsoft sam,today will die at terraria,you will killed by psipaula4 unless subscride her,slainender deviant art hiton and microsoft anna,they will kill you

this massage within 10 rainbows

microsoft sam,superness will fire his lazer at your house,go to the park,and your taco will are by jeffkirby 58

[pasqualevideomaker55]

how is it easy to look if it isn't crashed

look the red bar you see

[MrSpensix]

Critical error ..??

is this Mortal Kombat

[Chomper888]

Once a year i dream about opera singing eyes in the mountains..... IM SERIOUS!

[5048899]

Answer: Dat I has noes goood spelings or wellll grammers.

[GHRockotron3000]

@5048899 i dink u er stil dreemin dood.

[ironkling1994]

press down f7 then f6 then you get ff13!

[SlitherySloth]

I was talking with golem from Lord of the Rings, but I was the ring.

[pat20105]

I dont have Windows so my computer dosn't crash. OWNED

[xlee771]

Answer: Weirdest dream i ever had i was good at black ops

[96crisadi]

My dream? Seeing the TTS fads come true in our world, taco-ing Seattle and moo-ing auioufdgoiafsdiuoasfsfosaufsif­oiuaslia

[miesrah12]

my dream: AIDS just became airborn

[mexiwang]

There are 3 things I hate most in the world.

#3 Trollers

#2 Squeakers/Fanboys (like OpTiC fanboys)

#1 Furries

I had a dream that they were all gone. Life was a lot better.

FUCK FURRIES.

TROLLERS CAN SUCK IT.

AND SQUEAKERS/FANBOYS NEED TO STOP THINKING THEY'RE A BOSS.

[sickoslater]

lols mr skull, i really thought he wouldn't appear agein :P

[shadowknight227]

My weirdest dream was when Justin Bieber was famous. Wait.....what?

[mexiwang]

I had another dream where I was playing Modern Takeashit 2, and all the weapons were replaced with shit. Shit guns were made of shit with shit bullets, Shotguns sprayed shit, and flashbangs, stuns, Semtex, and frags exploded shit everywhere. I woke up to find out I had fallen asleep on the toilet from playing too much Modern Warfare 2.

[imseanyoung]

Answer: that my school was turned into a playhouse