Pokemon Graduation Speech

[RipLikeABeast420]

the voice crack just makes it a total 10/10

[XkenkospellcasterX]

ME GUSTA ! AND THIS IS WIN!

[HoppingVeggie]

High school is like pokemon, especially for those who were being bullied. They start out as a magikarp, until they evolve and then the bullies are shitting bricks...

[rune2u4u]

man wtf am i going to say at my graduation?

[jpriz618]

he says pokaymohn weird..

[TwiEupProductions]

@jpriz618 he says it correctly, you dont say it poke e mon... you pronunciate the A, PokAyMon

[SuperRiusaki]

DUDE WHY DIDNT U COME TO MY GRADUATION

WE HAD TO LISTEN TO THE FRIKIN PRINCIPLES DAUGHTER SINGING KATY PERRY SONGS

REALLY I HAD TO GET DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE AUDITORIUM

[D34thKnight15]

this dude has lvl 100 balls

[zASOMEz]

someone isn't getting something ever in his life JK HE IS BADASS

[RewritingTheDisk]

BADASS



[aniolsejour1987]

Yeah he gets his weed for Cali.

[HalfJewel]

oh my god i almost cried :'D

[turnaroundrox]

how can you dislike? sooo inspirational!

[JSCY]

He sounds and reminds me of Ross off friends :D

[Damonymous]

he's like herman cain

[mattBcollier94]

1. click closed captioning

2. click transcribe audio

3. laugh

[gunny0488]

0 <--- see that. thats a vagina.

[bambrap]

@gunny0488 what kind of vaginas do you see pal?

[gunny0488]

@bambrap real ones bud

[eyespelegode]

black kid at 1:25 never had pokémon.

[DrsHomeboy]

No 2 pokemons are the same!

[DJPulseJunkie]

Hahahahahaha he has my respect

I'm thinking I should do this....

Or dragonballz :D

[nelyat13]

kid i know had the best graduation quote ever, pokemon related of course

"I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each goal, to understand, the power thats inside."

[codyandcambria]

wow, the head of the class doesn't even know what a vagina looks like

[xPufff]

...wow...

[CurrBurrAdams]

poke-  EHHHHHHHHHH -mon.

[MinnaTheMushroom]

AWESOME

[BelairUSN]

:freddiemercury:.

[1993Key]

WIN!!!!

[NinjApheX]

Easily the best grad speech ever.

[purplesampaguita]

The way he said Pokemon sounded like "your vagina" in my first language. xD

[Bl4ck0ut13]

to give a speech during a tornado seems kinda hard. but he did it!

[zixus3]

Herman Cain would be proud.

[theIn4mation]

I think this is a total WIN!!

[cocomoloko]

either he is way to nerdy or he is a godly troll :P

[Jugler4]

HAHAHA what a stud

[smartkid3000]

Lol

[MoonlitUmbreon]

I'm a HUGE Pokemon fan, but this was painful to watch.

[sprem131]

this actually makes no sense at all.

[sizzo666]

@sprem131 If you listen good this does make sense but you get distracted by the unlogical subject

[Mitchialia]

@sprem131 then you don't know pokemon

[jewjittsuguy]

this hurt so much to watch

[riveratrackrunner]

wow haha i like pokemon to but idk about this

[check4v]

I like the part where he said Pokemon.

[SabastianPahl]

GO HOME and snipers were r u when we need u

[onlysuzuki9]

u know hes a virgin

[Monkeymccheesepaws]

@onlysuzuki9 nonsense.lol he probably got more ass than a toilet seat after this.lol

[simsvideoshahaha]

Smosh needs to watch this.

[RissyRoman]

CHAAARZAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!

[metalwarp86]

Like w-EEE-dools hahahahahah

[drpc7]

My Hero!

[Evinyr]

26 kids were too poor to afford Pokemon cards.

[simsvideoshahaha]

@Evinyr 26 kids didn't have a childhood XD

[dakdylan]

Good one David Schwimmer.

[SwimSweetie100]

This would work better, if he wasn't laughing at himself the whole time

[CarrotZ53]

XD EPIC WIN

[Tiger11990]

Lol "congradulations to all of the jigglypuffs and wigglytufts" i luv this speech!!!

[Arjahn767]

Graduate used Amazing Speech,

It's super effective!

School Fainted.

[FiRD5]

omg this is hilarious

[bigeminemfan1]

What will grad man do?

You chose: Rap randomly

[hoboeden]

i raised a level 100 magikarp

[puppycoplovesusall]

i thought the objective of highschool was to fuck up gary..

[SamuraiAwesome]

Just elected school captain for my graduating class. Planning to do something like this

[mfcmaddog]

20$ he bullshitted his whole school career in this manner'

[Ville66621]

this speech is gay

[MrTwigRULZ]

I'm pretty sure that the pledge is copyrighted.

[AnonymousInaWay]

wtf is poh-kay-mahn?

[thelixir715]

Class of 07 ftw

[siebenny]

he says pokemon weird

[Noblyuntruthful]

i dont care for pokemon, but this was sorta funny.

[Austinconnick1]

what a god

[xlaleclx]

I have a feeling he's never played Pokemon before.

[TheMasterofStupid]

LMAO

[chopstix419]

get this guy a beer!

[dm9910]

that guy's a natural comedian :L

[ForeverPeace215]

Hi Speech & Debate Class :D

[beverleykatherine]

i hate how he says poke-EEE-mon...

[westbayjedi]

@beverleykatherine even worse is how he says JY-rados

[foggdogg7]

wait.....firespin is ineffective against gyrados because gyrados is a water pokemon!

[TheAwesomeAnimeWorld]

BEST SPEECH EVERR!!!!!!!!!!!

[IceKoldKilla1992]

I like when he says Pokémon...150 times. #LOL

[GirrRocks101]

BOOOOOOOOORING...

[pokerdudebk99]

What was the last thing he said.. I cant understand it? As Ash would say...??

[KyleLigaya1]

Pokemon - Kids beating up animals and enslaving them. Good idea.

[ZACKnirvana]

@KyleLigaya1 you can choose to "enslave" them or become their friends, and they themselves don't hurt the animals, the other animals fight the other animals. pokemon teaches great life lessons that you can't find on all that bullshit you would call "cartoons" nowadays. btw sir you have just been owned.

[Rider0fLightning]

Wow, he's got some serious balls for doing this.

[JuliusBonapart]

@Rider0fLightning Poke balls?

[Rider0fLightning]

@JuliusBonapart ... Yeah I guess you could say that.

[coolsims94]

HAHA POKAY MON!

[LiLClanProductions]

If you think about it he is super logical!

[SpiderRider3]

he needs to stop pronouncing it "pokay mon"

[pooinsky]

@SpiderRider3 but that's how it's pronounced..

[PeacestarRunner]

The lulz among the audience just made this better. I, for one, am incredibly touched by this speech. You, sir, are my hero! Making Pokemon references into something that warms my heart to the point of "crying, laughing, and resistance to attacks" is miraculous. To high-five you is my cause! Bravo!

[Muusicca]

"..the beauty of pokemon, or as some wisemen would say "life" LOL

[Joeschmo8725]

gay



[SpiderRider3]

@Joeschmo8725 you're gay

[Joeschmo8725]

@SpiderRider3 What is he your bf or sumthin the kids a lame

[BernieGolden]

the students, especially the girls dont look amused at all!

[3lectrickmusicbubble]

it would be koolish weird to be a pokemon...id be a water type!!! :D

[TheAllorNothingfilms]

by pokemon i thought he was refering to sex geuss i was wrong?? lmao

[Train2Failure]

Wow wow wow wow his speech has a MAJOR FLAW if he represents life as Gyardos, and you as Charizard then you would lose to life as Charizard is a fire type and gyardos is a water type :o, but their both dragon types aswell....hmm.... but still life has an advantage over you :o I LOVE ME POKEMANZ :D

[sushicereal]

@Train2Failure Gyarados = water/flying

Charizard = fire/flying

None of which are Dragon-types. Lol.

[Train2Failure]

@sushicereal In pokemon fire red charizard is considered a dragon type pokemanz and so is gyarados. lawl

[sushicereal]

@Train2Failure Lol, yeah okay. It's always been fire/flying and Gyarados has always been water/flying. Since Pokemon Blue and Red. That's why Dragon-type moves aren't super effective against them.

[Train2Failure]

@sushicereal Nerd used Rampage! It's not very effective!

[sushicereal]

@Train2Failure Noob used Insult! It doesn't affect Nerd....

[sushicereal]

@Train2Failure Lol Train2Failure? That fits you right now. And your failure to admit that you're wrong. lol

[Fr3e2xpress]

lmfaooooo 

[blitzbray96]

VIEWER 69,999AAAAHHHH

[SpiderRider3]

@blitzbray96 lol

[loltalker667]

that was awkward

[LiLClanProductions]

who's gunna get laid? HE ISNT!

[SpiderRider3]

@LiLClanProductions you aren't either.

[MrTurritos]

lol viewer 69,069 and my money is on that he didn't get laid.

[albuspotter9]

What did he say at the end?

[porping243]

@albuspotter9 I think he might've said the name of the school.

[crasome77]

im so a Caterpie

(because there awesome)

[1poiuztrewq2]

The laughing in the background sounds prerecorded like in TV shows.

[BoredAlways]

I have never heard a speech that is so funny yet inspiration at the same time!

[Sadlingz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[KimboCrossbow]

1:28 nigga please

[ixXxKIMAxXxi]

XD I love this guy, i did my mock speech on Digimon. my english teach didnt get it :/

[SakiWatari]

*gets down on one knee with an Eevee plushie that has a ring on it's paw* You caught me at "the pokemon pledge"... I wanna Raichu a Lovedisk song! Maybe we can Sing it in a double battle? You have the voice Furret!

lol, jk. But I do wanna Smoochum ;D (I need to stop with the lame Poke Jokes...)

[ixXxKIMAxXxi]

@SakiWatari i like the poke ball with the ring in it that says ' i choose you'. ♥♥♥ i'd die for that!! lol

[darthchoba]

even magicarp can level up with the help of exp. share.

this speech is the best ever

[Connectification1993]

PURE GENIUS

[KirbehsBizzatch]

JYRADOS

[UntouchableTAK]

YOU ARE THE POKEMON MASTER SIR!

[RSElgin]

Why couldn't i use a gameshark in high school =[?

[TheyLeaveAtDawn]

Yes, he has major pokeballs.

Oh my God, I want to marry him.

[floge1]

How the fuck did I get here? I was watching explanations of 4D

[gingerlambert2012]

you can't be succesful if you are a magicarp because you can't level up when your only move is...... splash

[lilharje]

@gingerlambert2012 that's why you have to train hard like he said. Sometimes you will need help from friends. Or you can cheat with a bunch of rare candies/drugs.

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@gingerlambert2012 That is why you upgrade to gyrodos

[TheBossman9001]

I'd say this speech was deffinitely super effective. Maybe even a critical hit...

[CordyBear1]

He says "Gyrados" like "Gyroscope". Ur doin it rong.

[Klaydude11]

Fire spin isn't very affective against gyrados.

[NostalgicLink]

What would Ash Catchem say? "Go... war devil?" Can't understand his last words.

[jackskaileb]

DAAAYYYUUUMMM It makes you wonder what kind of pokeballs he has to capture those beautiful pokemon in the front...

[deathdude035]

amazing!!

[michstate08]

This kid definitely got laid.

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

He's dressed like Tommy the green ranger. DRAGONZORD!

[leezy94]

"Poke-master" - best speech!!

[SergioSource]

@Windmill911 autobots roll out

[zetakon]

1:27 the black guys face is like "the fuck is pokemon...?"

[MsBean02]

it is surprising relevant!

[gordanz92]

damn this is sick.. the guy that said my grad speech got dragged off by security haha

[VeradoonKing]

@gordanz92

loool that sounds funny, what happened?

[gordanz92]

@VeradoonKing he was an idiot.. but we had 3 students die in a car crash that year, and the principal refused to come back from holiday for it... the speech was pretty much just destroying our principal

[hironada]

Best speech ever! If you still play drop me a message maybe we could battle sometime!

[scoobsterinc]

How many times does he say poke

[AwkwardMafia]

Can anyone tell me what he says in the last line, I can't quite hear it after he mentions Wigglytuff...

[MsBean02]

@AwkwardMafia "As pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum would say, go *insert pokemon name here*

[narayanakelley]

This speech was stupid. If he couldn't think of anything better to give his speech about he should have questioned why he was giving the graduation speech and bowed out.

[megamabu]

@narayanakelley wow your a dick

[Dungbats]

14 people didn't get a pikachu.

[stratelite]

He sounds just like Ross from Friends!

[Chrisv6296]

i love this.

But the student crowd look like they wanna stab him :|

[Grodus5]

This guy is my hero.

[TDav13]

I love the way he says pokemon

[Firanetta]

That... is a definite A++ graduation speech.

[livestreamz1100]

I'd rather use freedollars.info and get real cash lol

[TerrytheDog]

Best. Speech. Ever.

[lunarman07]

most people try to be funny during graduation.like this guy

[chrisdrewiloveyou1]

im going to work so friggen hard, so that i can make as epic as a speech like this when i graduate. new life goallll.

[TrollAndStuff]

FAKE AND GAY

[xRevaanx]

I swear to God, if he didn't get laid... The world just ISNT fair. lol!

[rcbaseball293]

@xRevaanx Pokemon has never gotten anyone laid, and odds are, it didnt this time either

[KillerGuitar007]

oooooook