BIBLEMAN PROMO

[gphhawkins]

i hate the indoctrination of this, but i did use to like the show

[ovejocke]

Is his head tilted back or is the camera at a weird angle...Drives me nuts

[GoldenEagleWings]

Power Rangers was way better than this.

[Ledi18]

Why is he sideways?

[didjargo]

Watch out, kids! It's my arch enemies: Logic-Man and Rational-Thinking-Lad! Quickly, plug your ears before they try to educate you!

[MyFanMadeFilms]

The GAY series sorry but its true...

[TheBiAtheist]

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH?!

[George98rus]

Did he die?

[reapermachine]

shoes of piece OH THE SWEET IRONY



[diln5]

I like this as a kid. Man, I was a dumb child.

[trippinonbud]

bibleman looks like a burns victim in that mask

[Vengeance31]

Eternity...like as in forever and ever....?

What if I get bored? Oh sure the first 400,000 years might be a swell time,...

Who the hell am I kidding. Immortality would be worse punishment than hell.

"Look coming down the street at a leisurely pace, its a bike, its a taxi, no its Atheist Man. Armed only with an IQ over 100 and endowed with the faculty of reason ~ He'll save us.

Atheist Man: "No I won't, and you'll rot in the ground like everything and everyone else"

And then he was gone.

[newrevival101]

@Vengeance31 nomatter what we spend Eternity in Heaven or Hell

[EmeraldView]

@Vengeance31 400,000 years!? That's nothing. Imagine how you'll feel after the 1st Googolplex to the Googolplex power years (for those who don't know what a googolplex is look it up on Wikipedia).

Do the believers get to shoot themselves after at least that long, or do they need to go through another googolplex of googolplex to the googolplex power years (which won't even scratch the surface of eternity), before getting to have eternal slumber?

Poor god. No wonder he's insane.

[Vengeance31]

@EmeraldView Very true, but your only limited to 475 characters per message. lol

[southy98]

Oh dear.

[TheBiAtheist]

Maybe you should pray for that broke-ass neck to be healed.

[flabergas2da9]

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS NECK CROOKEDDD!!!!!!

[Beastkingzetta]

you believe in this SHiTie you sukz

[Beastkingzetta]

he looks like skeletor in that suit

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

0:58 ROFL damn near pissed mah self....

[Jenoer]

"You can encourage your friends to make this decision for themselves" I lolled.

[tbradders]

Can you say indoctrination kids?

[stiny736]

Why the fuck is he doing that with his neck the whole time he's talking?

[Realitydenizen]

Why is his mask like a skull!?

Jesus is just another cartoon for kids. Warmed over Mithra worship-- all of the rituals, prayer, the crucifixion etc, the virgin birth, resurrection, all come from Mithraism which flourished 3000 years ago.

[zeustruth]

@Realitydenizen BINGO! i was gonna add that but you beat me to it LOL, thats right it was mithra that christainity STOLE from and many more pagan & other religions to make their own, which was founded by murders & rape even more so through blood shed pasted years & still today.

did YOU know if a christain s child has an Illness they have the right NOT to take their child to see a doctor? because their prayers will be answed by god/jesus to *heal* the sick child...LOL the child die that murder

[Realitydenizen]

@zeustruth I don't think it's even so much a matter of theft. Back then, and now, they just had/have no goddamn idea what they are doing 99% of the time. I argue theology with people for maybe 4 hours a week, some weeks, and their level of cognitive breakage and denial is quite amazing, I've never seen anything like it anywhere else. I really compare it to LARP, but with LARP most of the people won't pretend that the vampires or demiliches or whatever are actually real.

[Mrsharkdog11]

this is great stuff about jesus you are stupid not to listen

[roboY2K5123]

i feel stupider just knowing that this exists

[Braaat100]

This is fkkn stupid xDD

[narutoisagye]

i sill rember this from when i was little

[fmabe]

Omg. This is terrible xD

[trippinonbud]

biblemans mask makes him look like a burns victim

[evelsteev]

A made-up character is talking about another made-up character. Holy crap!

[ncktwnsnd]

Did I just watch an In living color skit?

[dillonf4d]

@TyThomasMusick its about the bible and your lord jesus christ

[dillonf4d]

Why would 115 people dislike this?

[TyThomasMusick]

@dillonf4d An even better question! Why would even 51 people like this?? =D

[zitronenfalte]

Skeletor????????????



[tipthebalance]

what's wrong with his neck?

[xSurfinB1rdx]

Guise, wtf this is SO COOL

[abSOULuteD]

Seems like it's trying to hard

[FueledByDiesel]

You've got to be freaking kidding me. Whoever watches this pathetic bullshit has obviously been raised in a very sheltered home.

[videogamenostalgia]

Belt of intolerance

Breastplate of self-righteousness

Shoes of wilful ignorance

Shield of denial

Helmet of probable paedophilia

And a shiny blue bible. Lock and load, motherfuckers...

[PollyLove92]

@videogamenostalgia

why are u here? that was so necessary...

[videogamenostalgia]

@PollyLove92 Because this show is fucking hilarious. It's a perfect satire of Christian attitudes and traditions, and it's not even trying to be...

[ElLuisManuel]

Dude, hes like some twisted Robocop prototype that went wrong.

[MrSnipe4me]

why im watching this

[isteemaen]

shield of faith

[shanethefox]

@isteemaen yeah you're gonna need a lot of faith that, that thing is gonna block anything

[calmreason]

Gimp TV - that guy looked like he's spent a lot of time on his knees!

[aventurinne]

I puked

[scotttebben]

When we expose children to one religion, it inevitably indoctrinates them. If we expose children to many religions it unequivocally inoculates them.

[smurphs33]

Hes basically telling kids to look forward to death :-/

[TheOsaka1337]

@smurphs33 Technically not, its look forward to home and eternal life.

[smurphs33]

@TheOsaka1337 You could see it that way, but unfortunately I see it in the same category as Muslim extremists looking forward to their many virgins in the afterlife. Sure, (at least the majority of) Christians aren't killing themselves to get to this utopia, but it's still looking forward to something after death that other humans have promised them (in other words, is all based on hearsay).

[TheOsaka1337]

@smurphs33 The difference is, suicide is an sin and God wants us to live out our most on earth. He's shown people Heaven and Hell. There are a lot of people who that are looking forward to Heaven or think their family member made it(In most cases, no one knows where people end up), whether they believe in God or not.

[BryBry323]

@smurphs33 to expand upon what @TheOsaka1337 was saying, Being a Christian is all about first loving and honoring God, then loving other people and having integrity always. It is nothing like the Muslim extremist view, actually you could say it's quite the opposite. The Muslim extremists view killing others and killing themselves as carrying out their faith, whereas Christians see putting themselves aside and serving and loving others as a priority to their faith.

[paulmoorenova]

@BryBry323 Let me just go on record as to say that extremism in any right rarely ends well.

[smurphs33]

I laughed at first, then when he started the preaching to kids part, it made me very uneasy.

[rubberbaby00]

Oh, help me Bibleman, the lameness is overwhelming!

[poorkingz]

Shoes of peace - Good for kicking ass.

[joopjoperson]

So how is this not against the idea of not having other idols before God?

[carwash83]

WTF???? WTHell????

[Kitsunefan9]

Why is his bible coated with bubblewrap?

[gvflessas]

I thought this was funny. It made me laugh until I stopped. But, it isn't something I would let my children watch.

[alexander3062]

wow this is worse than the old show with willie aames, i didnt think that was possible

[WaxedLegs]

jesus christ facepalmed to this

[topsidesoul]

I gave bibleman a handjob behind a gas station  in the god mobile...

[baboontorture]

these white folks is crazy.

[PattomanLimboski]

Worst "Superhero" Ever!!

[ubit397]

It's 2011 and we're still worshipping a magic ghost and telling our children outlandish fairytales.

[MsPandaRosa]

@ubit397

I'll agree with you in that THIS isn't the way to teach anyone about God whether you believe in Him or not.

[BryBry323]

Haha I love this stuff. I grew up on Bibleman.

However cheesy it is, it is far from "perverse christian propoganda" or "intellectual pedophilia." It is not perverting anything. "Bibleman" is simply an alternative comic-book-esque super hero that is entertaining to younger kids and instills a positive, christian-based mentality. Just the same as christian rock music like Red or Disciple. It's an alternative with the same style. The show is not meant to offend anyone.

[HamonLord]

@BryBry323 Well said man.

[Mitchal13579]

This is great.

I pray for all of you who didn't thumbs up this video.

[necrid86]

This was found in my local record store for 1 dollar

[mdossantos047]

L.M.F.A.O.

[TEHL33MONESS]

When the apocalypse finally gets here, God and Satan are going to have a face-off

GOD - "Why did you do it Lucifer? What did you possibly have to gain from this?"

SATAN - "I did it for the lulz."

GOD - "You are a failtroll, all you have done is strengthen peoples faith in my name."

SATAN - [Holds up a copy of Bibleman]

GOD - "What the fuck is this shit?"

SATAN - "umad?"

GOD - "STFU faggot!"

And god proceeded to destroy Satan in a fit of rage, the end.

[Abnercakes]

Finally some new pally gear.

[Topshizzleable]

@Abnercakes LOOOOL

[TyThomasMusick]

@Abnercakes I was thinking the same thing =D

[Crimsonpencil]

I think bibleman looks like a fag. Colour and costume

[ImACuteGeek]

So you want to just throw critical thinking out the window and believe a man that may or may not have even existed died for my "sins" two thousand years ago and that his father (who is also his own son) sacrificed his son (I mean himself) to himself to create a loophole in the master plan that he created.... Makes perfect sense.

[Theloveyoufive]

@ImACuteGeek what loophole..? his sacrafice was part of his plan. we sin, he gave us grace. simple as that.

[TheRiddler8]

@ImACuteGeek and you believe that man, a product of some cosmic explosion, a product of mere chance is the sole reason for existence? That we just exist to be happy and to live out this short life? if so, there is no point to existence if we are just to live and die.

[ImACuteGeek]

@TheRiddler8 First of all, you can be an atheist and still not believe in the Big Bang.

Also, there is more involved then "mere chance" when it comes to the creation of the universe. How about this, you send me a PM explaining exactly what you think I believe and we'll go from there. Because it sounds like you have heard a lot of misconceptions.

[hotilova56]

funny how easy it is to judge Christians, i grew up watching this and if anything it made me learn alot it may look cheesy but the message behind it is actually pretty amazing

[Joshizzle106]

Lol

[dsadico]

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[Parabol0086]

@AcanLord

This idea is regarded?

[AcanLord]

@Parabol0086 lol pwned. my bad. i intended to say retarded. .....lolol.

[BlasphemousApples]

AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAH

[Monica17N]

I used to watch this, but I don't remember very much of the episodes.

Mainly because I wasn't into this type of stuff.

Very nice especially for kids who are interested in superheroes and stuff, but for me I thought it was kind of corny. Good, but corny. Haha

[AcanLord]

@Monica17N was this actualy on telivision?

[Monica17N]

@AcanLord I don't think so. I was watching them on VHS at Sunday School.

[fNiLoss]

@Monica17N propaganda x100000000

[kazoorocketman54]

What would happen if Bibleman met Qur'an Man? :P

[reaper83001]

WHY IS HIS HEAD SLANTED

[schwoogie78]

bibleman LOVES the cock

[dstarduubai]

@schwoogie78 he has the lips for it

[ItsCoreyLynxxYall]

I wonder if this guy knows how gay he looks in his purple superhero outfit.(no homophobe, just sayin') It's like he's trying to be a male version of Lady Gaga. Provided me with a good laugh though.

[gruntfan91]

sounds like equipment for a 40k space marine. ('cept for peace-boots)

[ArtemusCain666]

Eh, I'm Wiccan, and it ain't THAT bad.

[Mitchal13579]

Anyone who dislikes this simply won't be getting into Heaven, and that's awful.

[RoosterTreeComicLit]

@Mitchal13579 If Xians had wanted this to work, to 'save' human souls, they would have made a video people could take seriously.

[RoosterTreeComicLit]

@RoosterTreeComicLit worst power ranger villain ever

[RoosterTreeComicLit]

@RoosterTreeComicLit "'Sword of the Spirit' which is the word of g.o.d." - I thought 'Words will never hurt me.'

[RoosterTreeComicLit]

@RoosterTreeComicLit

Bibleman, Bibleman

Does whatever a Bible can

- Well, I burned my Bible. If you're flammable, I've got the flame.

[Mitchal13579]

@RoosterTreeComicLit Well. It seems that only reasonable people would take this video seriously.

[RoosterTreeComicLit]

@Mitchal13579 Irony strikes.

[Mitchal13579]

@RoosterTreeComicLit Clearly it has. You seem to believe that you are in the right.

[ubit397]

@Mitchal13579 I've read the ACTUAL bible(or at least the currently accepted version) front to back and I must have missed the part that required you to like the bibleman show in order to receive eternal salvation.

[Mitchal13579]

@ubit397 Then you're reading the wrong Bible, faggot.

[ubit397]

@Mitchal13579 Faggot? How very Christian of you. I'll be sure to order the BIBLEMAN edition of the Holy Bible. Thanks and keep up the good work. :D

[HamonLord]

@ubit397 as much as calling someone a "faggot" in the context of a discussion over a christian-themed series is immature, I think he's actually right about what he says. What he meant to really say is that this show is supposed to be a comic superhero-like style of christian tv programming and it gives a good message to those who want a chance at salvation, so he expected it to have more "likes", but it's the message of the bible that this show conveys that matters, not the superhero himself.

[ubit397]

@HamonLord I'm not sure what you mean by "what he's saying is right" He said that people who don't like this show are going to hell. I hope that's not what you meant, because even if you believe in a literal interpretation of the concepts of heaven and hell, it's absurd to assert that you somehow are gifted with the knowledge of who goes where, especially over a show like this

[ubit397]

One of the more troubling qualities of many religious people is the habit of assuming that anything that someone has attached the word "GOD" to is a product directly from God himself and that any critisizm of said product equates to a direct attack on God. Not just Christians, mind you..... but it's a primative, counter productive attitude and isn't going to convert too many people. But anyway.... to each his own. Thank you for your civility.

[HamonLord]

@ubit397 As a Christian here myself who believes there is nothing more important in life or existence than God and religion, i'll say you're welcome.

and yeah you do have a point. You can be one of the most devout Christians in the world and NOT like a christian-themed series if the content or quality of it is supposedly gimmicky or subpar in your eyes. When people criticize the series, some of them meant to criticize just the series itself and not really God/Christianity directly.

[Tenari1]

@ubit397 Man if that's a requirement then I'm pretty sure 90% of us Christians are still screwed :p

[ubit397]

@Tenari1 I was raised in the church and although I am no longer a religious person, I do respect the philisphical aspects of most religions. Defending ideals is commendable. Defening man made institutions is somewhat less sensible, but rabidly attacking people in defense of a half baked children's television show is just plain stupid. I actaully feel sorry for people like Mitchal13579. lol.

[reka10]

makes me want to shoot myself. or shoot the gay freak in tights.

[enycegirl]

It's a good way to teach the message of the Bible to the children. It's fun and interactive. I like it !

Romans 10 :9 Great verse !

[gunfighter964]

I'm pretty sure the most important decision I ever made was to pull the rip cord or not when i was sky diving

[stoklannd]

Please understand that I am a Christian when I say that GOD is embarrassed by this crap. I guarantee that more people will choose NOT to follow Christ just because of Bible man. This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen; I can’t believe this is actually real. Bible man has done far more damage to Gods name than Satan ever could.

[knowhweretorun1984]

@stoklannd you are of satan for ripping bibleman .. The children will have a role model to teach them of christ . I mean for fuck sakes there might already be a KORAN man! or a bhagavagita man!..

[HaloSpartanG13]

@knowhweretorun1984 Looks like a nutjob butthurt someones insulting his christan propaganda.

[KoolKat3897]

This is christain propaganda.

[TheVivvav]

I'd like to introduce Bible Man to my own creation:

Jewperman.

[quigon87yt]

Oh! I forgot one.

Helmet of: For the love of Pete, would you please straighten your when U are talking B-4 I go make myself see a chiropractor!

[quigon87yt]

Bibleman's New Armor - Revised...

Belt of: Gonna store my skittles in this thing.

Breastplate of: What! Evar!

Shoes of: kick your Buttedness

Shield of: Gonna belt you in the mouth with my Knuckle sandwich.

-Revised- Shield of: Wait! Oh come on a shield that goes on your arm, are u kidding.

[corvis88]

i just threw up in my mouth a little

[OblivionModder13579]

O.O i feel ashamed that my last name is nelson

[MrUsername5678888]

Why the fuck is his head cocked to the side like he was sitting with his hand rested on his head while reading the bible for 47 hours straight......................­.... oh.....

[MrXFilipXM]

is this for real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[MossyKong]

This show is so BLATENTLY racists and sectarian.This show should be banned and should be done for hate crimes.I dont go the national telivison and make a super hero who calls Protestants evil people or say the Muslims or Atheists are evil sinful people.I wish nowdays EVERYONE would have some respect,Christians,Muslims,Ath­eists and everyone of every faith,were all on this planet together,lets make its easy for once.

[NemesisxForever]

HOLY CRAP.. THIS IS SO HOT.

[JesseJosephKnox]

These...people...are...insane.­

[SgtTravisBickle]

If there's no motherfuckin' Willie Aames, then I have NO MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME...

BRING THE REAL BIBLEMAN BACK!

[NitoSpeak]

Real life story of a Christian who tried to convert me.

"Do you believe in absolute truth? That Jesus died for your sins and rose from the dead?"

Me: "Uh...no. I believe that if there is a God that it'd be foolish of humans to think they could comprehend such a powerful force of nature."

"Then you're going to hell."

Nice strategy!

[me700gnomes]

this gave me chills of disgust

[sillymonkey829]

If you have shoes of peace, then why do you need all that other armor? Oh, well. That's good ol' Christian logic for ya!

[YaMumYaNanYaGran]

Shield of faith - Blocks all forms of logic, reason and evidence contrary to your beliefs.

[Tenari1]

@YaMumYaNanYaGran No not really. In fact what you just said shows signs of close-mindedness, telling people that if you have faith you have no logic or reason. Ahh thee epitome of hypocrisy that is the human race.

[wiccaboi83]

Wow, that is ten kinds of super lame.

[FlashMeterRed]

don't be mean to christians. you could be SAVED!!!

and then you could spend eternity with god. AND CHRISTIANS. yay!

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

the bibleman series has realy gone down since new managment took over, I'd like to take over the series a nd take it in a direction to appeal to all ages and not just the toddler crowd (actualy even as a toddler I woudn't have liked this series the way it is now)

[RHCristobal]

fucking christian fags...lol

[OfWolvenBreedIAm87]

@RHCristobal its amazing christains are used to and expect people like you, nice try.

[asiapilch]

OMFG!!!! Bibleman is an Conquistador video series with an evangelical supersexyhero character (originally played by Willie Aames). The series includes videos, books and live executions, where they tour locations around The Ghetto.

[destroydisneyclub]

So what can he do? Thou shall not kill.

[ashleysagen]

I love bibleman

[r92hammond]

i would be a christian....., but alow getting molested :L

[NitoSpeak]

I wish I had understood how messed up this propaganda was when I was younger...

[ForteV4]

Does he have a Bible Kick? Someone tell me this man has a Bible Kick.

[CodyJamesBriscoe]

Is Bibleman a Kamen Rider?

[stoddermedstill]

Its just insane christians living within the USA, they are just as mad as the ayatollahs in Iran.

[thaddeuslowe]

@stoddermedstill Don't think they stone women to death for adultery though mate.

[breebw]

@thaddeuslowe "If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife." (Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)

[Bloodfury96]

@stoddermedstill You're retarded =)

[Theloveyoufive]

@stoddermedstill how is this mad? lol its a silly childrens show just to reinforce Bible storys for kids....its not wrong...

[ahmedeox]

This is not wrong, this is perverse christian propaganda. It's intellectual pedophilia.