Hard Justice: S2E2 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[DaEmonX555]

Brother*

[DaEmonX555]

Brother!?!? I didn't know the homo-idiot had a broth!

[iKiNGiTGK]

OMG!!!!!! Its the ANTI-PUSSY!!!!!

[killingdj0]

I :3 how he stopped with this series and continued arby n chief

[DRIFTZx360]

90 people didnt get jiggy with it

[DAProdutions]

hahahahahahahaha

[Yamikaiba123]

5:55 Wow. I fear the same sometimes.

[sasuke5514]

"Heyyy! What's going down, homies?" - Howard

[coleisairaqi]

if only chairs at resturants were as big as they are in this, then id be like a king.

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

who else misses shaved ass man i luved him

[Scanda4]

@youyostarwars Check the credits the songs are likely going to be in appearance order

[mightycod9000]

The anti pussy

[devdestroyer14]

this series is hilarious:)

[Anster25]

lol i love how in the beginning max is at home and he still has his rocket launcher on his back.

[Roxyventus]

LMAO anti-pussy.

[WasteDum]

0:14 master of tbagging

[Xxxprst0ned]

lol the dude failed to fuck

[youyostarwars]

What's the name of the song in the intro does anyone know?

[333ichigo1]

@youyostarwars I know its a good song hu. but idk

[Kootra1001]

does any one else think its strange that the machinima name is hard justice and the name of the squad spells erect

[joah578]

make that 90

[TheStoryForGames]

89 people likes Howard..

[Severepwner]

Yes his name was *crash*

Strange name.

[348xKARMAC0DEx578]

00:16 Those are the thighs of a FUCKING WARRANT OFFICER!

[morphum15]

lol "Howard's the anti-pussy"

[Pico2571]

this is like CSI miami but good and without the horrible puns.

[peba132zope]

E.R.E.C.T. deals out "hard" justice. <-<

[liljox1]

max got cock blocked

[35fanmakemebad]

continue this series in reach

[sheerfe4rstudios]

video: Yeh he told me his name was *crash*

me: DAMNIT!

[gammaspector]

what is wrong with eddy any way

[RabidDeathknight]

@gammaspector The world may never know.

[aninjatwitch]

At 5:08 max got sec yoinked.

[Zonren03]

HAve u ever notice there is always the sound of gun shots and explosion in the background.

[domosull]

the sound of glass breaking is a strange name isnt it

[mxm998]

hey look it is bob and larry lol :)

[spartan1pound]

do you dance i only know how to sqouer dance but i must worne you my moves are sublime lol

[WiseOldBill]

@spartan1pound I think its spelt square dance not sqouer

[IITH3SPiANII]

wierd guy had a brother :(

[killercrazy67]

i hate fucken adds

[kirbyshadow3]

So shuld be a tv show

[JRevengeavengerY]

"I am the master of squats."

Is that supposed to be a Final Fantasy VII reference?

[YouHateGasgara]

@JRevengeavengerY The game sucks anyway.

[yeshakemsoapshoppe]

Very creative. Im impressed!

[hunter3824]

the master of squats seems to be humping the floor

[SlamageEntertainment]

His name is Crash Bandicoot the second?

[foofaman]

*repeats joke from vid.*

*eagerly hope for thumbs up*

[Uratashi]

@foofaman You're doing exactly the same.

[AnimeJunkey71]

@foofaman Not everybody that does that wants thumbs up. I do it because I think what they said was funny.

[Yamikaiba123]

@foofaman Haha. I always thumb those down. I just watched the video; I don't need them repeating it. It overshadows those that have actual comments to make about the video.

[Myth0x2]

Whats the name of the intro and end song?

[krnsamuel]

How can it be raining inside?

[TheEchoGirl1]

these halo reach ads make me wanna hate reach thumbs down plxzssxzzzzzsdzzsszszsAZZZZZZS­AA

[Elite2424A]

skip ad 0:01

[Atlittle104]

This series is suprisingly emotional at times, I actually feel sad for the weird guy who just wanted to help, and for Bernard who probably blames himself for weird guy's death :'(

[MrPeter0028]

@Atlittle104 Poor weird guy :( He just wanted friends.

[palpatine112]

LOL my friends the anti pussy too

[porpie1]

"He's the anti-pussy." i lol'd so fucking hard XD

[JAK0723]

Bit odd that the governor does his own dirty work, even if his old flunky died, you wouldn't think he'd go out in public like that.

[violetfoxlover]

hes the anti-pussie XD I FUCKING ALMOST CHOKED ps : not all gvirls talk like a bunch of conceided ass bitches :D

[DrPepperDrinkers]

Does he get paid for this? He should.

[Dimaa110]

@DrPepperDrinkers Yeah, he does.

[shappy60]

88 people are anti-pussies

[TheBrandonking]

@shappy60 u coped the anti pussy thing. use your own joke next time.

[TheBrandonking]

@shappy60 u coped the anti pussy thing. use your own joke next time.

[NikkeiDS]

uh hey, excuse me miss? how you you like to get jiggy with it?

.........FAWK!

lol when max said FUCK, i ROFLED

[CeMDRAGONify]

7:00 how can it be raining inside a warehouse?

[SuperRandomdog]

He told me his name was "Crash" Crap we don't find out his name, so fucking close

[AKprime051]

I think if I loved jonCJG"s work any more rings would be involved

[clownfishftw]

This should be on TV right around the time NCIS and those shows are on. It would be awesome=D

[theledgendaryzombie]

squats is a good way to improve your teabagging muscles

[greatxssassin1]

im sorry if i was max i would of beat howards ass big time

[rebelian7]

"Do you dance?"

"I can only square dance, but I must warn you, my moves are sublime!"

*begins walking in the shape of a square*

"uh, I think my boyfriend is calling me..."

*walks away*

XD

[DropDEADprince]

"I am the master of squats.

I could probably crush steel with my godly thighs."

[KennethJ9471]

@DJNorthPolar Meh, I don't give a shit. I could care less about trolling

[DanDood11]

Anti-pussy. Lol.

And that "his name is -crash-" joke is totally stolen off father ted. XD

[ThePaxtonProductions]

God forbid he keeps making these episodes, since he's so engrossed on Arby n the Chief, which is SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!

I hope you can recognise sarcasm.

[movieduke337]

If I see one more ad for Tom Clancy's H.A.W.K.S. 2 I will hunt down the guys who put the ads in, and for their sake I won't give away what I'll do to them. They'd have a heart attack if they knew.

[ThePaxtonProductions]

@movieduke337

Awesome.

[BlazeWolfdx90]

lol, im lovin that song and the flashing lights XD

[ramz163]

I AM THE MASTER OF SQUATS!!!

[HardcoreDrummist]

what is that song?!

[freebty]

he told me his name was *crash* strange name

[MrCommentposter]

was that kathryn from one life remaining?

[sgtrock56]

who thinks the mayer is an ass hole?

[EvilDead992]

@sgtrock56 mayor?

[hyperdart200]

lol... ur inside a building and its raining

[KaylaRose432]

oh howard <3

lol :P

[ForestHero11]

He told me his name was *crash*

Hmm, Strange name

[XxXSkidXxX]

I cryed at " The anti-Pussy" That is great!!!!

[narutosasuke2121]

(isnert-name-here) Has a brother?!?!?!

[Quipsilon]

Did they ever even say what was wrong with Eddy ? ?

[alexgorman13]

@Quipsilon No the only thing they really say about it is somewhere near the end of season 2.

[Quipsilon]

@alexgorman13 I kno LOL I think he forgot about it

[pivotman20]

seizure anyone?

[CannibalCow116]

Hes the anti-pussy haha

[shadowknight1050]

the governer is a filthy bastard hes gonna kill bernard

[potlick18]

this is actually a really good cop drama/comedy........ seeing as how it is only a halo 3 machinima. it has good acting and a good story line. the script and story line was also well written out. it is also edited very well, the camera work is also very smooth. i have halo 3 and i know it isn't easy to operate the the video maker camera. if i was a tv producer i would put this on the air even though it's a low budget machinima. again, very well done.

[ZackandJoshVideos]

@potlick18 i second this

[turerdsre]

how did he make it rain?

[xFLYxKILLAx]

HES THE ANTIPUSSY

[jos3r5]

Lol only 1 girl at that club.

[TransformersFan34869]

what was that pink guy's name again?

[theazter]

Omg it's the end of the world! The anti pussy has arrived!!!!!

[terdnugget64]

hey uh excuse me miss? how would you like to get jiggy with it?? LMAO!!!1

[woneal96]

ready to get your freak on?

alright this is gonna rock to the max!

XD hahahahahahhahahaha

i love howard

[MrLAG95]

He's the Ainti-Pussie man.

Love it

[KennethJ9471]

Click 0:01 to skip ads

[grider115]

wats the gay guys name?

[killakarl06]

@grider115.. Smash..

[xCanonChild117]

the ending was sad

[bulletcatcher117]

@xCanonChild117 yea realy i also feel bad for the boss guy

[FredProdc]

He is called (Glass crashes).

Mmmh... strange name

Yeah

[NoobSnoopy]

7:27 heavy rain :P

[goldenfreak453]

i absaloutely hate it when people get a bunch of thunbs up just because they quoted from the epidode-WE ARE GOING TO WATCH IT ANYWAY!

[IWill69YourMom]

@goldenfreak453 i know right! it spoils the video!

[RoboPlatypus7]

I love how Weird Guy never had and probably never will have a name. :P (Besides *crash*, of course.)

RIP Weird Guy. You're still my favorite :(

[ItsZebraMan]

he's the anti pussy bernard..

the anti pussy?

XD

[RiffRider90]

does bernard ever go home? imean hes like always out

[lordsky4ever]

lol the anti pussy

[tehguyyouknow]

this show loads faster than any other utube vid on my comp, guess my comp loves this shows just as much as i do XD

[sierra1182]

@Angel1of3Game

dude, maybe they borke up? who knows...

[SDBPR]

@sierra1182 or he's a tool

[MyyTHiC]

Excuse me miss, how would you like like to get jiggy with it?

[kurtcoibainjr]

"Give Bernard my best"

" Go Fuck yourself"

[ArticFilms]

142,000 view!!!!!!

[gangstabean11]

how did u get it to rain? u got skills man!

[stinkfly123]

@gangstabean11 I imagine its actually pretty easy, I think its just a noise texture animated (If you use vegas you should get this)

[DoubleBladedVelvet]

hasnt anyone noticed that Max acts just like Brucie from GTA4

[isitbutsecks]

Whats that piano song called?? 

[JerichoSupporter]

@isitbutsecks

Why Did We - Andy Southern

[canadian9003]

I get it now... the show is called HARD justice and the main character works for erect...

[MrPopeye232323]

@canadian9003 yea no shit sherlock

[awesomeperson78]

@canadian9003 ZING!

[s0904818]

@canadian9003 'bout time

[McMahonHater]

@canadian9003 Dude, as a fellow Canadian I am shocked that it took you this long to get the joke. We are masters of funny, thats how we keep warm durring our 8 months of winter.

[NikkeiDS]

@McMahonHater lol. if u guys are the masters of funny, that might be why scott pilgrim was so epic. lol

[DaPlaya97]

@NikkeiDS BAMMMM!!!!

[vkiblackout]

@McMahonHater CANADIANS GOOD AT JOKES

ME MIDDLE EASTER HAS GREAT IDEAS AND GOOD FILMING/DIRECTING AND WHATNOT AND AMERICANS WELL SUCKY SORTA MOVIES THAT ARE ONLY SHOWN ON CABLW

[McMahonHater]

@vkiblackout Come back when you can type it in a way that I can understand you.

[vkiblackout]

@McMahonHater Whoops sorry I was looking the other way I pressed the caps lock instead of shift. I guess I didn't revise it sorry

[palpatine112]

@canadian9003 wow i just realized that and that is soo fuking funny

[XXchiefleaderXX]

@canadian9003 nice proof

[marsunderscorefenix]

why is it raining inside a warehouse? lol XD

[Dipededoda]

lol "he told me his name was *loud bang*" "Hmm, strange name" Omg this series is hilarious can't stop watching.

[SKYTROOPER1000]

i am the master of squats

hes the anti pussy ....... anti pussy

[GunlessSnake]

imagine if John's descendant became the Master Chief in the future

[ardbzlove1012]

REFRESH PAGE TO SKIP ADD :D :D

[moviesthere22]

his name was probably will you feel my ass

[ahrims7]

i feel bad for the "anti pussy" because he cant get a girl so sad :[

[blargman1000]

instead of the anti christ the anti pussy i gotta remember that rofl

[Bufferino123]

I am the master at squatz,i can probably crush steel with my godly thighs!

LOL

XD

[ArchangelAdnachiel]

Awsome series John. Hey what was "Wierd Guy's" name?

[theohyeahkoolaid]

wtf was the weird guys name?

[Dipededoda]

@theohyeahkoolaid Obviously it was "*loud bangs*" geez

[halfbeast100]

lol, the wierd guy had a brother, and the anti-pussey? lol, but i guess so....

[MrVideoman234]

WTF they dnt say the guy's name what the hell!?

[cryptoduck20]

fucking fios commercials jesus!!!!

[vulkancorax]

The effects in the all Digital Ph33r's clubs are great.

[MrVideoman234]

what is the theme music 2 this msg me

[GoldeneyeMarine]

Lol! There is no room because of my Grandma's Laundry LOL!

[TheBronze3ye]

it only does window shattering sounds when roman askes for 2 reasons

jon probaly cant think of a name for him

and ur not supposed to know

[MC066]

a brother?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  =0

[andstenic11]

WTF WAS ASS FEELERS NAME!!!???

[Metaknight251]

The strangers brother? Cool

[keenanperdrizet]

the anti pussy haha XD

[xEmptyPinata7x]

oh hai random coment

[antixarchangel]

lol, why are we not supposed to know his name?

[zaka1010]

Hes a terrific employee, arent you Max ? xD

[williamhobson62]

urr hi mam how would you like to get "jiggy with it"?

[AnarchyGuy6]

yeah LOL

[SuperJoker556]

now i know why he call him the anti pussy "hey max i don't have inof room in mi car for another person i have mi granms ladery in the back of the car" LOL XD

[HaydenT18]

hittin da clubs at 7 o clock ooooooo yeeeeaaaahhhhhh