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  • LOL I'm from Jersey I completely agree they are idiots.

  • Ur so hilarious u should be apart of the jersey shore

  • Hell yeahh sicily, that's where it's at!

  • 1:20-1:24

    I died.

  • sicilians aren't real italians. theyre italians mixed with north african arabs, thats why theyre so greasy and dirty.

  • @mikeecy I lmfao then ahaha

  • hands start t-rexing! lol justine!! lol love it!

  • ur great

  • ha i love u lol

  • it looked like fucking chrismas on his shoulder ---- omgomgomg loooool :-)

  • Its True.....Sicilians are the best italians, we started the Mafia ;)

  • oh my gosh. I'm in LOVE!!!

  • your stupid

  • @eskott1 And your a bitch. Im glad were on the same page.

  • @eskott1 Your stupid for thinking jpmetz is stupid.

  • Every time I watch Jersey Shore I vomit. Is this normal? ;D

  • @gurlofmyth Yes! Haha

  • @tehSamz hahaha omg are you serious

  • @tehSamz WHORE(:

  • fffff

  • I absolutely love Joanie hahahahah

  • Please... I have more intentions in life then "smoking cheap ass weed" I clearly stated my opinion and if you dont like it , YOU dont have to sit here and take your stupid ass time and comment on MY comment... News flash, why it asks ME to leave "MY COMMENT".... k hun? It's called an opinion for a reason,and im entitled to it , WITHOUT your permission :)

  • @ambirrsays A couple weeks later, and STILL no one looks you! ;D

  • omg I'm from both sicily and Italy and I have a big fam and theyy loooove to paarta

  • tooo funny gotta lovaa youu

  • I laughed so hard at the situation part. Your to funny XD awesome video!!!!!!!!!

  • WAIT !.. ur gonna sit there & try to "ham" jersey shore ? sorry sweetie , but whos famous ? them . & ur gonna talk about sammi's face ? look at ur's.. ur's doesnt even look like it moves ! JS . but love ya ;*

  • @ronnygriffin1 its a joke good lord! 

  • you. legend.

  • so hilarous that's so true ronnie this and that!

  • You mad bro?

  • i love you.

  • @whorebot325 Shut up . Blacks are truely beautiful and so are itailains you jerk ! Sure jpmetes is such a bitch in this video but your being worse . Sit your ass down in a corner and shut the fuck up

  • italians are the dirtiest peopkle in the world behind the blacks...you people are the scum of western society.

  • @ambirrsays

    Shut the hell up ! Jersey shore is stupid shit, nd she is funnier than you will ever be. Stop being a troll.

  • @ambirrsays Direct that last sentence to the haggard ass clown looking bitches on Jersey Shore, please.

  • @strtthshw Obviously its not a waste of time , look whose famous? look who isn't. Being on youtube and being a complete cunt on your videos, doesn't get you very far. And don't respond to my comment, its an opinion. IF you dont like it, I DONT GIVE A DAMN... fuck off.

  • @ambirrsays Um, I can reply to you whenever the fuck I want just like you can complain like the useless Walmart-brand cunt you are. "Look who's famous?" Um...I don't really give a goddamn fuck that those STD-ridden idiots are famous because it doesn't affect me. Fact is, most of them are haggard ass clown-looking bitches and money clearly hasn't fixed that shit.

  • @strtthshw You have nothing better to do then sit on youtube darling, And you want to call me a walmart-brand cunt? Please.. Your flipping out on "youtube" you are obviously a trailer trash hoe. And the idiot above you that your watching is a haggard ass clown , who looks like a gorilla and needs to fix her teeth, and clearly money wouldnt clear that shit. And stop hating :) Remember, it's my opinion :) You dont like it? DONT comment, because it wasnt for you! bye sweetie <3

  • @ambirrsays Lol bitch this is the first time I've been on youtube in weeks (and when I'm on youtube I'm usually at work--I work with computers ~sweetie). I am not flipping out, I'm laughing. It takes me all of 30 seconds to type this shit. If you think I take this that seriously you need to stop smoking that cheap ass weed. MY opinion: You have shit taste and intellectual prowess of my left toe. Keep it moving bitch. I get embarrassed for you every time I drag your ass.

  • i keep getting this stupid glitch that my screan goes green and i cant do anything else just watch the green screen but yea its worth even listening your voice :3

  • lol shut up no body cares what you have to say about jersey shore lol

  • Is your character so angry because you can't find guys looking like Pauly and others from the shore? Also, no one talks like that from Jersey.

  • @NightysGameGuides shes from jersey.

  • Hey, your intro song should be - Grenade. Im surprised The Situation hasnt caught u yet.....

  • you mad bro?

  • you mad bro?

  • @iknowiwont didn't have 2 say it twice,ass.

  • @minkoize what you mad too girl?

  • @iknowiwont im just asking that u...SHUT THE HELL UP.

  • @minkoize WHY YOU MAD?

  • @iknowiwont why you don't know how to make a sentence.

  • @minkoize You just made your self look stupid, replying to me in a fragment sentence. It's more like you need to learn how to write a sentence. Ignorant people these days...

  • @iknowiwont i didn't need ur teaching lesson and u need to shut up old ass fart >:P

  • Shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the way you say "map" turns me on.

  • ahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahhaha omg this chick is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! omg wooo! tear of laughter!

  • i love you the hell.

  • sicily all the way!

  • My brother called you ugly. No worries. I'll slit his neck in his sleep. :)

  • @chrislandancu dammnnnn lol

  • i will pay you to adopt me.

  • Sammy bitch-face xD

  • Well one thing is Sicily is all mountains and shit. It's basically the West Virginia of Italy. I don't think that would make for very good viewing the jersey shore cast hanging out on some rocks or at a farmers market :D

  • You people have like the weirdest comments ever.

  • i have posters of u all over my bedroom wall.

  • can you do a cooking channel?

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  • Haha awesome

  • The beginning scared me D':

  • jpmetz is the sweetest bitch youll ever meet.

  • i love how she could care less what everyone thinks of her and she is so funny the situation thing was toooooooo funny !!! Do the crepppp! Lol . Omg , I love that woman . now every time he does that i will always think of her haha . (:

  • I loooove you... I wish I could make videos like you...

  • I'm Half Sicilian :D

  • Friggin... guidos...rrrrgh.

  • yes sicilians are soo sexy mm

  • Yes! Go Sicily! Fiiiiiiinnnnaaalllyyy someone else who knows where the real Italians are located gaddamiitt

  • get yo' knees flex and get yo' arms t-rex

  • I was in Sicily on my summer vacation and I looved it there!! it was beautiful..and why the hell don`t you live there?? I would if I had relatives from there lol

  • I have finally found religion. I call it "Justine-ism".

  • I hate Sammy too!!!

  • Assassin's Creed

  • haha I love this video!

  • You do the creep perfectly <3

  • I love you, but your New Jersey/Long Island accent needs work

  • I love you. you are a youtube friggin goddess

  • Ronnie's dead.. Sammy needs jpmetz

  • @maddyfishey u suk

  • @musicislovegirl ouch..that offended me SOO much...

  • @maddyfishey Get over yourself.

  • @legallyinsane456 oooh...burn! thats original!

  • @maddyfishey I really dont give a fuck if its ORIGINAL!!

  • @legallyinsane456 clearly....

  • @maddyfishey You are a loser.

  • @legallyinsane456 your comebacks are really good. what are you? like 10?

  • @maddyfishey Its the internet!! What you want me to fucking bully you on the internet?

  • @legallyinsane456 no, but i can see your trying too and im just letting you know that your attempts leave no impact on me.

  • @maddyfishey That wasn't my intention.

  • @maddyfishey

    She's funny and beautiful. She's not insulting, she's either joking or being GOD DAMN REAL. Get a sense of humour. Looks like someone isn't getting the 'love' at all.

    Just don't watch her.

  • @jacobswolfgirl112 I'm not disagreeing with her views or anything...i just dont get how all these people say stupid crap like "she's god" or "i love you, marry me?" like really, get a life

  • @maddyfishey

    It's a joke that we do on her channel. Every Youtuber has their own little private jokes with the forum, it's just for the lols.

    The people who go really extreme mainly want to get into the 'Kiss my ass comment time'

  • "I don't get it. That's like the ugliest face I've ever seen."

    "Look at me, I'm The Situation, I'm scoping out the situation."

    LOL

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  • You look beautiful especially your eyes are lovely. So i have a theory why Mike "the situation" does that glasses down his nose thing, looking over them? HE lowers it DOWN his NOSE because he has a PENIS NOSE and so he likes dropping down his glasses to camouflage his penis nose. 

  • Justine should be on Jersey shore.

  • i've never watched jersey shore and i'm still lmao'ing LOL

  • Every day that I'm left to suffer without a glorious video from jpmetz., I am closer to dying.

  • @lovelyfinaled gross...

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  • I love your eyebrows Justine, how do you do them?

  • what's wrong with her face...?

  • you're like the ten times cooler version of meghan tonjes!

  • lmfao i freaking luv u!!!

  • I simply request, as your humble servant and grateful subscriber, for a new video! :)

  • Can you ppppllllllleeeeeaaaaassssse do a review about helping dry hair

  • Can I touch your hair or..?

  • OMG YOUR NEW SHIRT HAS YOU ON IT! WANT!!

  • your lips look amazing!

  • Who would have thought that looking up GenieBra reviews online would lead me to my new idol??

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  • all for the canonization of Justine, thumbs up!

  • hhhhuhuhuhuhu

  • uhm..its in italy cause there all italian expect for snooki...

  • This is the first time I have been trough your channel and my reaction to this video was:

    "OMFG THIS IS AMAAAZIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!"

    shortly, I died of laughter.

    You rock girl, ohyes you do....

  • omg almost 200.000 subs for justine :D

  • Haha I'm Sicilian too! And I agree with everything you just said. I don't even bother to watch the damn show unless there is absolutely NOTHING else on TV because it's just retarded in every way possible. You are my new idol.

  • I love how outspoken, down to earth and brutally honest you are! <3

  • What is that thing beside the comment box? reaction drop down? when did they add that.

  • What happened to your lips ? so pale

  • LOL wtf. They typed out the word slash.

  • OMG OMG OMG YOU ARE FROM SICILIY D: SO AM I :D

    I feel so much closer to you.

  • I like how this video does not insult me for a change :)

  • These are the videos i like! No offence but i like you being funny with words, not that mean to be mean stuff. These bits show off your intelligence.

  • Oh god they sent those unworthy of being Italians faggots to Italy! I'm only a little bit Italian and I'm offended! Fuck you Jersey Shore!

  • one word to describe you , god . <333333

  • KEEP URE STUPID KIDS OFF THE INTERNET!!!!!! im 11 but i did not stop watching your vids and and did not unsubscribe >.>

  • Thats the situations rape face.

  • SICILY ALL DAY <3

  • Sammi = New Jersey

    Deena = New Jersey

    Jwoww = New York

    Snooki = New York

    Ronnie = New York

    Vinny = New York

    Pauly = Rhode Island

  • You're so amazing. z0mg,

  • dumbasses, this video's not serious,

  • Ugh. This video was so forced. I was embarrassed FOR you while watching it.  What happened to you?

  • @bmwiuvr You're a fucking idiot. It's a joke you dumbass.

  • Sammy isn't even from Jersey she's from liek The Bronx or something.

  • @DyamonFTW Sammy is from Hazlet, New Jersey. Ronnie is from the Bronx

  • @DyamonFTW Sammy. is from hazel new jersey?

  • @fun4Akuji She could be, I read on wikipedia (a long time ago) that she was from the Bronx, so I could be wrong.

  • @DyamonFTW she's from little egypt or somme shit.

  • @abbieebabycakess I read that too! I knew I was right.

  • @DyamonFTW shes from hazlet

  • @DyamonFTW no she from Hazlet, NJ

  • @DyamonFTW Actually, she's the only one from Jersey. The others are from NY and Rhode Island.

  • @CyraUK .... I'm not proud that one of them is from my state of RI :( ... we're more Family Guy than Jersey Shore.

  • @DyamonFTW shes from lakewood...

  • @DyamonFTW wrong lol they're all from new york, she's the only one from nj. FAIL

  • @suttbexrulez yeah 564787975 other people have already told me that. but I read on Wikipedia that she was from Little Egypt. FAIL.

  • @DyamonFTW basing your knowledge off wikipedia. FAIL.

  • @suttbexrulez I actually heard it from someone who interviewed her on youtube then went to wikipedia,

  • Your not as funny anymore...

  • Deena is also from New Jersey