Ambre and her Thunder Sticks

[MmarceloU]

shit,shit,shit,shit,shit 

[brk49er]

Trust me there is nothing wrong with those legs or anything else attached to them. She does have big thighs and a badonka donk, but it is all good, real real good. You can take my word on that because I know.

[septicbrainstem]

I would hit that with a purpose...mmm

[okieroadhunter]

Nice legs. She could stand to gain a few pounds, though.

[JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER]

I feel I must defend my silly ditty. I actually agree with you regarding her legs. But when I watched the show at times last year, something seemed funky about her legs from certain angles. Now don't get me wrong, if I saw her in person I probably would think she is amazing. But I started noticing some people on the ROL message board also noticed what I did about her legs and they were merciless in their comments. So I wrote this song for them.

[blacknosugarnocream]

She doesn't have thunder thighs and she's not fat.

It was a really funny parody of the song, but it isn't at all applicable to this woman's legs.

[mlcarey72]

are you effing kidding me. she is totally thin.

[blackcat18x]

Just because ur thin doesnt mean u are in shape. In this cause she is petite by nature but doesnt work out.

[kevincs31]

Why does anyone let her speak? And how about the surprised look she has on her face about everything?

"Ambre, there's oxygen in the room."

OMG!!! I soooo love oxygen! I loved oxygen for soooo long!!! I've loved oxygen since I was born!"

When a soccer mom brags about not wearing underwear...I want to hide under the nearest minivan and swear off women for a month to get her gouch image out of my head!

[JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER]

I've got the right hook of Jm. J Bullock, the left upper cut of Charles Nelson Reilly and the stare down of John Mark Carr so who the fuck are you calling a homo!

[JonRossBrooker]

Genius.

[Anneurysm]

dude, you're a homo. i want the last 2 minutes of my life back.

[cindyluv32]

How 'bout one making fun of YOURSELF, John Shaver?!?!?!