Alan Kalter - Alan's message to Lindsay Lohan

[Trafficcoordinator]

Fuuuunnnnyyyy

[gtb5]

Alan is so nuts!! Love him and the red hair!!

[neon471]

I just found out that Alan graduated from my school district. Cool!

[SoaringTrumpet]

Why the hell did the Letterman show stop using Alan in these sort of bits?? He's funny as fuck.

[RohitGrover42]

i'm AROUSED

[follicle5]

Paul "ohh"ing and laughing in the background makes this even better!

[MrISADEO]

THE KALTER-CYCLE!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

[LoKimLinProject]

YES TAXI DRIVER!!!

[indigenous2logic]

lol...this is great comedy.

[Mrgolfboy24]

I love when Alan returns to the seductive part about Lindsays mom. Thats a moment of comedy right there!

[kimedmundson1]

Love the Bernard Hermann theme from Taxi Driver

[johnjay08053]

Alan is a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[1961slam]

....heaving bowl of love salad........

[anberlinrule]

pretty sure everything this guy is pure comedy gold.

check out the kaltershank redemption. i remember watching the late show episode and it came out of nowhere. i don't know who comes up with this stuff but it's amazing

[AI2flesh]

fucking good no wonder he is the one for the people...

[SwampThing429]

Best smile ever!

[50CenT123smoke]

post pounding thrill ride lmaoo

[UngratefulSwine]

Look at that devious smile at 1:37, lol!

[bluewhale18]

haha

that was good

[allaboot]

What's crackin' mami?

[BlueCobolt]

"These segments are always good for a chuckle, but dammit! This is no laughing matter!" hehe

Great voice, great humor.

[agger12343]

Wot s de name of de song in de background?

[ManicMindTrick]

Its the Taxi Driver theme.

[Thule000]

BIG RED

[Inv4derxXx]

GO Alan Kalter

aka

Big Red

aka

TV's Uncle Jerry

aka

that guy on david letterman

aka

alan kalter the announcer for that guy with the crappy late night show

[Chancheros]

Legend

[GinoongPedro]

"any woman who can blow 1.2 can handle what i've got!" haha! hilarious! alan kalter's the best!

[artmelik]

Alan is very good at these things, but I haven't seen them do this lately; hope they start doing it again.

[youlittlemonkey]

To Lindse "Hear you like to go fast ,well if your looking for a pulse pounding thrill ride why don't you climb on board Red Poppy's high octane Kalter cycle?"

To Dina " I'd like to provide some firm guidance, in return maybe you can help guide my firmness, we'll meet over a glass of brandy and the next thing you know your blood Kalter level will be sky rocketing,before long our sweat glistening bodies will grind rhythmically forming one heaving bowl of love salad"

OMG! LOL!

[RMHofames]

That is one DESPERATE announcer. Way to go Alan

[AndyMcClellan]

He couldn't go after Lindsay, so he goes for her mom. :DDD

"What's shakin mommy?" :D :D

Genius!!! :D

[SU2Pher]

"i would like to apoligise to everybody in the audience"

"Especialy the ladies"

LMFAO

[JammyBtard]

I love watching these segments, Big Red is a comic genius, but I always end up frustrated after hearing him speak, if you know what I mean.

Nudge nudge, wink wink.

[dboy1325]

He's a damn poet. Big Red 4 President!

[333jk333]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[dbentley18]

Alan is awesome!

[darealpatriot]

The biggest stoops are all these game show producers who never chose a voice like Alan

for their game shows! He ranks right there with Johnny O Rod Roddy Gene Wood Jay Stewart Charlie O Donnell Johnny Gilbert and of course Don Pardo from the old school. and Burton Richardson, Rich Fields and Randy West from the New School. One of the greatest broadcasting announcers of all time!

[BennnnJ]

ALAN ROCKS!

[gaoutlaw]

Love salad..lmao

[tandooriconnection]

"I'd be happy to provide some firm guidance...in return, maybe you could help guide my firmness."

Genius. Bloody genius. Who writes this stuff?

[evh5150316]

I'm sure Alan comes up with most of the stuff he says.

He is hilarious!

[Pyrethryn]

I was just going to write that exact same thing. That line is great.

[lynchian]

100% superb.... "What's crackin mummy?" HAhahahahaha!!!

[Fergenstein]

Alan Kalter is the best announcer in late night. Love the Late Show.

[bencw05]

spectacular.

[thenationsdemise]

LMAO!

[stanforddream]

Funniest shit ever.

[ActionSchmuck]

Heaving Bowl of love salad.

[tonyc73]

Alan Kalter is BRG ..Big Red Genius!

No wonder Dave doesn't let go of him!

[SatanIsMySlut]

I'd let Alan do me any day ;D

I almost died laughing!

[porrigehater]

has anyone got the video where alan talks about how he used to kill hitch-hikers in the 70's.

[hughsey84]

Oh get a life LoneConformist, oh boo woo she had a rough life, by doing drugs and getting so messed up that she needs to go to rehab is no ones fault but her own. What alot of you people dont relise is that life isnt perfect and we choose how we deal with our lives for better or worse. Is just a joke and a piss funny one at that

[sammyarnold]

he does that to all his guests moron - lindsay, paris, nicole, hilary clinton, obama. They dont have a problem with it so why should you? And as for 'This girl was probably molested, assholes.' how the fuck would you know! you saying lindsay was probably molested is no better than '60-year old men making sex jokes' Besides she does deserve it, she is a talentless spoilt whore who got caught with drink driving in possession of narcotics - she should rot in jail

[leroyinc]

Go away.

[Bama1331]

Alan is nothing but awesomeness!

[dmarks270]

alan is a legend

[rmbarge]

HAHAHHAAAHHAHA, the funniest one yet.

"forming a heaving bowl of love salad".

Kalter has such great timing. He could have done stand-up.

[mytoob77]

Alan Kalter is greatness!

[perthguy06]

Thanks for uploading this and thanks to CBS for uploading heaps of clips also.

Alan Kalter is brilliant, his voice and delivery are fantastic and make jokes all the funnier.

I hope they keep making his segments a regular part of the show, often they are the funniest part by far. They make me literally laugh out loud.

Blood Kalter level :) GIVE THIS MAN MORE MONEY!!

[njf0]

Alan Kalter's performances are brilliant. 5 stars.

[janninho1]

Brilliant! Beppetse do you upload these videos yourself? I unfortunetly cant see the show for myself on TV. But segments like these crack me up!

[knobchock]

disgusting. Letterman is also a letch around the young ladies