Mass Effect 2 Blasto the first Hanar Spectre commercial

[Streeca]

This one is indecisive on the question of whether the images shown constitute an intentional, humor-motivated provocation, or merely the evidence of poor cognitive ability.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

*The council assigns Blasto & Shepard to the same mission*

Blasto: This one does not need assistance from a human.

Salarian Councilor: Why is it you have a problem with humans Blasto?

Shepard: BECAUSE HE'S JUST A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH!

[Thechosenchicken]

"this one observes deceased individuals"-the sixth sense.

[Dubbstero]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

[ReaperzCBK]

Query once more maternal fornicator, this one challenges you, this one challenges you twice, query once more deity damnation

[Moonlitdarksword]

ME3 Prediction. Blasto could be a huge DLC, like Sebastien in Dragonage 2. Backstory: Face name Salaeno, he would do pedicures for the Asari Councilor. When the Reapers came, there were riots on the citadel. The Council used emergency powers to make whoever they could trust and could hold a gun Spectres to quell the riots. Taking inspiration from a vid he saw, Salaeno assumed the name "Blasto" and makes one liners and sarcasm as a mask for his fear and poor confidence.

[iSimilaXi]

Blasto the first Big Stupid Jellyfish Spectre...

[KingGalby]

This one was just waxing goddamn nostalgic...

[FlentOrbix1138]

"Is it possible for you to commandeer this spacecraft?"

"Surely that isn't what you are expecting of this one."

"I am expecting this, and this one's face name is not Shirley."

[drealgrin]

s'fuckin Blasto

[GhostSnake]

"This one believes it is your necessity to acquire a larger vessel." Jaws

[Aero7Animation]

"I'm the king of the world!"

"This one is the absolute ruler of the planetary mass"

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[TheTeddyguy]

"this one suggests you attempt to get to the chopper"

[S1deshowRobP5]

Reminds me of a Joseph Ducreux meme

[MarshmallowRadiation]

ROFL: When LOL just doesn't cut it.

[Cookiesrfood]

I want a hanar spectre in my party lol

[MSIXVI06]

@TheClevelandNinja Are you feeling lucky, punk? (it wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate")

[george77772moons]

That was awesome.

[elitesoldier209]

Enkindle This! *punches*

[mmcof]

This one is this one, and this is its favorite commercial on the Citadel.

[LilAlfiq]

This one would give thumbs up, if it had any.

[Matt561]

I really wanna see that movie lol

[mattstorm360]

@Matt561 here is the video trailer /watch?v=jGldy-ABbsw

[Matt561]

@mattstorm360  omg thank you

[captainmuon]

Yippee-ki-yay, one who mates with own maternal unit.

[ngentot3]

"This one is a producer of lead, maternal fornicator."

[makotomikami]

This one humbly suggests that hanar are FTW

[Alieneater1239]

lol Dirty Harry

[AHighPwner]

can he please be a recruitable character for ME3? PLEEEAASSEE!!

[NekoChanStar]

Enkindle this

[RikusGal1]

@NekoChanStar wtf lolololol

[ericpj1984]

This one wonders: have you or have you not been entertained

[KMxHearts]

I wonder if Blasto likes to wait to pop his heat-sink too?

[Breakfast221]

I hope it was obvious that the "Criminal scum" line is an exact Hanar-speak replica of Dirty Harry's "Feel Lucky, Punk" Speech.

[RonnieRocker12345679]

CS: HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SEE THAT!

Tali: Even with the Collectors attacking?

CS: They can wait.

[Richierua]

" This one lacks information but has received hearsay,

the vaginal temperature of arctic humans is extremely frigid

or

"If this ones life readings cease in a battlefield situation

place this ones body into a corpse receptacle an send the corpse to this ones homeworld

attach a merit medallion onto this ones top

inform this ones mother that that this one performed as expected"

[XxcrawlinginmyskinxX]

@Richierua LOL

[Eregost2]

lol criminal scum is an Oblivion reference. Nice one Bioware.

[koalalord145]

@Eregost2 Bioware didn't make Oblivion you know.

[Eregost2]

@koalalord145 where did I say they did dumbass. They are allowed to reference other games.

[koalalord145]

@Eregost2 No, no, I didn't mean it like that, I wasn't sure if you knew ME2 was a Bioware game. I didn't mean anything by it, oh, and I was going to ask if you were just saying it was a reference, but I accidentally posted me comment early. Sorry.

[Eregost2]

@koalalord145 np my reply was a bit harsh too sorry for calling you a dumbass I take it back :P

[koalalord145]

@Eregost2 Oh, no it's okay, I probably deserved it! Haha.

[124085]

"This one suggests you accompany it if you wish to continue one's life-functions"

[AEigner]

abstract utterance of glee associated with ancient western humans... maternal fornicator.

[NorthernBloodLust]

"This one is of too advanced age for this solid waste excretion."

[Chris940807]

"This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions."

[SelphieLeonhart]

"This one grows weary of these maternal fornicating serpents on this maternal fornicating starship."

[LocksAndChains]

"Obi-Wan never informed you of the true fate of your paternal unit."

"He provided this one with adequate information. He stated that you terminated his existence."

"Incorrect. This one is your paternal unit."

"Negative. Your statement is false. It is implausible."

"Inspect your emotions. You will find the statement to be the truth."

"Do not want!"

[theJMBgamer]

@LocksAndChains Now imagine the elcor reenacting this scene.

[ekrisshomaru]

@LocksAndChains I love you.

[thatguyoverthere45]

just... lol

[eljoeman123]

Hasta la vista, larval staged infant

[Roelandtstorme]

"Proceed, young malefactor. Make This One's siderealy directed interval."

(Go ahead, punk. Make my day.)

[jtmcbath]

I want more movie lines with Hanar speak.

"This one suggest that you get to da rotary bladed air vechile."

"This one ask if you remember when it announced it would eliminate you last...This one has made a false statement."

"Paved surfaces? Where this one is going we will not require paved surfaces."

[scorch287289]

"enkindle this"

[teknoarcanist]

This one believes the point in time has arrived to kick posterior buttock regions while chewing bubble-gum. And this one has depleted all bubble-gum stock from its personal inventory.

[DiamondbackCobra]

@LgndryThndr

You said "my"...

But hilarious!

[Domunication]

At the last boss before i fired the last shot I said "Enkindle this!" It was EPIC. Bioware cannot deny us a Hanar squadmate after this.

[Roelandtstorme]

Oh man, Domunication! If they give us a hanar in ME3 and in the middle of a fight, he said "Enkindle this" I'll die laughing! That would be EPIC!

[thelastkert]

Darker game my ass; ME2 has more gags than the first, and they're all hilarious.

[lucitribal]

@thelastkert I read somewhere that they are making mass effect 3 even funnyer than this.

[LocksAndChains]

I want a Hanar in my party...

It could happen...

[phishwithextracheese]

"This one suggests you come with it if you want to live"

[joejoe0105]

favs:

"enkindel this!"

and

"and a gun in ever genticul"

[LgndryThndr]

" This one wonders if you have seen a sign reading dead Krogan Storage. Does this one know why he has not seen such a sign? Because storing dead krogans isn't my business."

[CrashB111]

anyone else get the Dirty Harry joke near the start? "This one has forgotten whether heat sink is over capacity, it wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate"

[PwnzorBob]

Ya feel lucky, punk?

[Kytseo]

@CrashB111 This is the colt revolver, most powerful handgun in the world. It can carry six shots and I think I still have one left. You gotta ask yourself "do I feel lucky?," well do ya punk? (doesn't go exactly that way, but ehh).

[cb2198]

@CrashB111

No, no one picked up on that. Thank you for the explanation.

[Relinquished3000]

rofl!

"this one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions." xD

[Annihilator27]

@Relinquished3000

Lmao thats better then saying s***

[ReannaExplosion]

ME2 Is Hilarious.

[TheMarvelousHat]

This one is kicking ass and taking names.

[AllHailLunesta]

It sounds like a commercial from a GTA game.

[AllHailLunesta]

I didn't know Hanar liked pornography...

[CrashB111]

@AllHailLunesta if you listen to the game salesman on the Citadel he talk about the Hanar-Asari porn games being just plain wrong

[pooladden]

lmao! Arnold hanar!

[BunnyknightX]

Sounds like a porno for some reason lol

[420Balance]

This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretements..

[Mandalore738]

Nice find

[BiowareNut]

Enkindle this lol