Pipe smoking fail

[NewYearPictureTaker]

"and i tell you something else" <:-- James May

*Jeremy chokes* James knew it was going on happen lol!

[fatboyphl]

1:30 i almost shit myself laughing

[lsbgamer]

Top Gear at its finest

[besttyler]

And May sits there enjoying his pipe.

[bip01]

To quote Hammond from the Albania Special: 'He might be a MASSIVE idiot"

[littlemaninthebottle]

Clarkson is an annoying prick. been on TV too long.

[fatboybozo]

@littlemaninthebottle You know who he is though.

[dctim]

I think of the 325.5 thousand views, I may have contributed 324 thousand of those. This is funny as hell

[wiisaluteyou]

Jeremy's pipe probably has weed in it XD

[kajkatrixi]

"Thah's no goh well" I love them!

[THE9LOL7ABLE]

does james may smoke?!?!?! i know that jemery does but not james. Hammond doesnt

[RosettaStone32]

@THE9LOL7ABLE Not sure about James, but Richard does smoke. You can see him walking with a cigarette in one of the Top Gear outtakes.

[chibiXtrash]

@THE9LOL7ABLE Yes James smokes, Richard quit though after the accident.

[RantingFury]

This is why I like the British version better than the domestic one. The snide remarks, dry humor, and chemistry of the show's three stars... er hecklers.

[il2sturmovikfb]

1:29 and 2:11. My favourite parts!

[7thstWhite]

@JamesThrowing no ther not thats clips from like 2004 maybe younger so smoking there isnt illegal

[TheSmithersy]

@7thstWhite: Actually, they did do this after the smoking ban but they were smoking some herbal thing rather than tobacco but they still got censored for it as they didn't realise.

[JamesThrowing]

They're breaking the law?

[tehsuperepicpwnzor]

When Jeremy lost it, I did it too. I laughed my face...

[maestrularmelor]

i span off in ma porsche :))

[TheMasterSmoker]

James May ha capito tutto! xD

[DomelBf2PL]

0:23 did Jeremy say "we wented"? What the actual fuck?

[Awesomesauce909]

@DomelBf2PL I think it was 'went into'

[Redshift21]

@DomelBf2PL "we went into smoking tools"

[999lifegoes]

"That's not gone well" I love that phrase :D

[TheGoodChap]

@jondans Saying that a comedic show is "stupid" is clearly missing the point.

[gunfuego]

lol fuck those pipes for the same price you can get a nicer Dunhill....

[polufhmos]

@gunfuego Right!

[3achan]

Richard: I've spun off in my Porsche, look at that!

Lol

[campingkillen]

Shit!

Now I have to spend the rest of the day trying to get that smile off my face......

[Xicedragonnx]

ahh HAMOND U FUNNY GUY

[MObaid27]

0:34 Troll Dad??!!

[SocomSOB]

From an American,

Quite literally the best show on the planet

[xXnXnXnXx]

@SocomSOB agree, but why do you have to say that you're american? Its well known that this show is popular worldwide.

[TheLucyloo95]

Haha I love top gear!!

[TheJengshoun2]

which episode is it ?

[Rondros17]

@TheJengshoun2

It is season 10 part 2 ;) enjoy

[jaredlee283]

57 people put the hot bit in the mouth

[Sirvanta]

What season and episode is this from?

[saiiad737]

this bring a smile at my face i am not killing my self tonight

[Jimaera]

This left me in tears, lol, these guys are made of pure win.

[hAhan17]

James: And I tell you something else. *Points at Jeremy*

*coughs COughs*

[zachattackify92]

Likee If Ur Ripped , !!!

[THEUNITEDBMXCO]

LOL! XD

[mcrissjr]

i liked this before i even started watching it. it was guaranteed to be awesome.

[infringinator]

what the hell? im american i guess damn

[J25x]

Is this supposed to be funny? Heh.

[brohah15]

@aaronIndry

The American Top Gear frickin sucks...americans screw everything up!!! I would know cuz I'm an American..don't hate on Top Gear UK..it's funny, while US Top Gear isn't..at all! The UK version is definitely the best and I'm surprised by how many people I know that watch it. Don't hate on them bro..and sticking a pipe in your mouth backwards...hilarious

[EpiclyInept]

Hammond sounds legit with a pipe

[76150Emmanuel]

i laugh so hard , my abs hurts now ah ah :D

[Noukz37]

"I'll tell you somthing..."

Perfect.

[AnOTHERPRoDUCTi0N]

we will miss him, Jeremy....



[scorpypl91]

which series and episode is this?

[TheWOParmy]

@scorpypl91 its called top gear not sure what episode tho

[SavageArms357]

@TheWOParmy By series I think he means which Season.

[TheWOParmy]

@SavageArms357 in that case i got no clue

[Redshift21]

@scorpypl91 just watch them all until you get to it, you'll laugh your head off at any of them cause their all good : )

[05Rudey]

Hammonds pipe rules.

[sykotik04]

Talk about tongue-bite...

[nehomar2005]

English people cannot spit in public.

[Redshift21]

@nehomar2005 I beg to differ, polite ones would not be seen dead spitting in public, however we have no shortage of scumbags who are only too happy to do it, I see the evidence of it on the pavement (sidewalk) every morning as I walk to work.

[xXGreyWolf]

Troll dad @ 0:35!!!

[amirmax11]

'Ill tell you something

and ill tell you something else'....

euughhhgurklllk

[MultiTopgearfan]

Richard: I've spun off in me Porsche..

Jeremy: Mine won't start properly...

Richard: Of course it won't... It's a Porsche... NO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN?? OTHER WAY ROUND,YOU!!

Jeremy: It's a 911 Porsche.. the hot bit goes in the back

Me: LOL

[nv602unclebuck]

It's a 911 Porsche the hot bit goes in the back.

I laughed for so long when he said that.

that was a classic Jeremy Clarkson moment.

[Kingpin1880]

What IS he like on bonfire night 0.0 ?!

[TheTobyKing]

0:34 TROOOOLL FACE!!

[aksaboutm3]

@TheTobyKing HAMMOND!! hahahaha

[waxmax117]

"its a 911 Porsche. The hot bit goes at the back" hahahahh

[1994Juggernaut]

Welche Folge ist das?

[Scourgeandmephiles93]

And I who thought this was a child friendly program. D=

[IntoVideoPhoto]

lol



[niebells]

James loves that, James is enjoying himself there, LOLOLOL

[DMaddox2010]

For REAL Top Gear fans - 1:12 is soooooooo him

That chair

That pipe 

[murcielagogt81]

56 people live sheltered lives!

[GatoSears]

fucking assholes

[WatsupBroh]

hahaha ahhhh, I love Top Gear with all my heart.

[camouflagecamaro99]

the pipe really suits james

[djskillscratch]

GOD I LOVE UK TOP GEAR!!!!

[nickmorganmusic]

what episode is this from

[bluntman069]

James is lovin' it!

[italianchriswilko100]

richars summary at 2 mins in was just lol

[trombado]

These 3 geezers are completely mental. Love 'em.

[milliefreddie1]

XD LOL I love it

[stoneweapon]

Hillarious! You guys just made me buy a Porsche Pipe...

[hail11B]

funny video. however, it wouldve been 1000 times better if they were killing evil jews

[Tackington]

This is hilarious! :D

[ryanthesteamman]

nice pipes

[Lukeisonutube]

I like the part where they smoke pipes

[Capitanvolume]

As a pipe smoker I find this video revolting, revoltingly funny.

[waylander1978]

After seeing James May in this clip I'm seriously considering taking up pipe smoking.

[gozza18]

51 people dont like this video and they dont smoke. I dont smoke and i like it

[EmmetLBrown88]

Thank's For the Top Spot =D

[UberMan5000]

James May looks absolutely glorious when he has a pipe. It's like an extension of his body.

[RPKGameVids]

@UberMan5000 He's so fit isn't he?

[6edraven6]

@UberMan5000 My DICK makes me look absolutely glorious, and IT IS and extension off of my body!!

[wwenils1]

*quotes line from video*

[ZxQuickZxZ]

lol put audio captions on (CC) and go to 2:09 lol

[JabelsJunior]

what episode is this?

[Motzirocki]

50 people put their pipes wrong into their mouth while looking this video

[JayRicci7891]

Whenever this episode is shown as a repeat, the pipes are pixelated face due to the smoking ban.

[simplecoffee]

"Mine isn't starting properly."

"It's a Porsche. Persevere."

XD

[Herrasmiesvaras]

0:34 Hammond is Trolldad!

[valenesco45]

hahaha what episode was that?

[internetmacker]

thats the evidence for the mad cow desease coming from the uk.

[aaronlndry]

you must have to be british to find this funny. i feel sorry for people who have to resort to this as entertainment

[tom1161]

@aaronlndry Why do you have to make your country look so ignorant and full of itself?

[aaronlndry]

@tom1161 sorry i think your television shows suck big ass... except bean.... i like bean

[JPGallagher18]

@aaronlndry Is that why your country has copied and made its own version due to it's? Hmm.. the US copying a British idea... UNHEARD OF!

[aaronlndry]

@JPGallagher18 we make it better... like everything we have stolen including this country

[optimuskgb]

@aaronlndry with 350 million viewers per week in 170 countries, you literally couldn't be more wrong. far from being british-only, top gear UK appeals to anyone with a sense of humour. small wonder it is lost on you.

[aaronlndry]

@optimuskgb hey hey hey dont get your panties in a knot this show sucks its not your fault or mine. there is nothing funny about a man putting a pipe in his mouth backwards sorry... and if you think there is keep watching with all other 350 million people, makes no fuck to me. it doesnt play here for a reason

[optimuskgb]

@aaronlndry your original comment was that TopGearUK appeals only to british people. given that this is one of the most watched shows in the world you are patently wrong. you have no choice but to accept that. and stop thinking about my underwear - we don't know each other well enough for that

[aaronlndry]

@optimuskgb you have some sort of man crush on these guys are something?? your getting a little to defensive. i guess i should expect that from a guy who admits to wearing panties. I as an american think this and most if not all british shows suck asshole.. (until we take it and make it better)... the man show was funny

[optimuskgb]

@aaronlndry troll.

[Mercmitch20]

@aaronlndry have you just favourited this video just to argue against everbody?

[TheTatmeister]

@aaronlndry

Bullshit. British TV Shows are wayyyy better than US ones. Top Gear VS Glee??? come on,even your decent ones (House) have to be propped up by having a brit in it???

[Magneset]

@aaronlndry you actually did make an american version of the show.. and guess what.. IT SUCK BALLS btw fix your country its full of retards

[DrKorn5]

@optimuskgb As a pipe smoker and car enthusiest this is funny as shit

[Shookey151]

@aaronlndry My ancestors must be from Britain because I'm an American and i found this funny as hell.

[THELUCASKONG]

@aaronlndry shut the fuck up u dickhead and get a proper sense of humor unless u r one of the retards that like the other versions and find those fucked up ones funnier which equals to being the dumbest fucking idiots and should be

[aaronlndry]

@THELUCASKONG I cant understand you with that guys dick in your mouth, YOUR GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP!

[THELUCASKONG]

@aaronlndry oh good comeback dickface. cant u think of anything better?

[rupert484]

@aaronlndry Actually, if you can't understand him, it's your own bloody fault. It's text. He can't speak up, unless you think people talk out loud when the type.

Lrn2Read mate.

[GTidm]

pause at 0:34 for Hammond's troll face

[fanta2986]

james. You old chap:)

[jogga16]

Cant believe that they were fined for smoking indoors... 

[haydonflanagan1996]

That's why I love top gear!

[mikethemikeful]

Now i just want a Pipe just to go up to someone and say "I'l tell you something..."

[vithaj92]

Thumbs up if you hate people quoting what you just heard!

[KHAAAAAAAANNN]

@vithaj92 Yeah man!

Thumbs up for a thumbs up, with a thumbs up in a thumbs up on the thumbs ups! Thumbs up man!

THUMBS UP!!

[ChemicallAli]

you need to buy the pipe lighters to

[bfgsupreme]

now THAT is a great example of a true british man

[blackwolfoo1]

Meanwhile, in the top gear studio....

[pliouso]

That guy has a big head...

[superextempman]

dont drop that man!

put a scratch in that and your insurance wont cover the tens of thousand in repairs!

because is a Porche! ;)

[ShinichiHatsune123]

james may looks like the bosssss

[KiranTaker270]

1:27 LMFAO

[tomeklektorpl]

"i just wanted to point at u with my pipe" - does james point at richard with his cock?

[djbadlt]

@tomeklektorpl "i'll tell you something. and i'll tell you something else."

[niebells]

i love them!!

[JamesB767]

lmao!

[madperson876]

I love how they got complaints about smoking and then the next show managed to push their luck a little and were obviously pipe smoking but they pixilated the pipes! Of course, it was fine as technically the pipes weren't being shown, but still...

[10pennysweets]

Love it! The Top Gear presenter are mad into cars and the audience and the audience is full of people they despise! They act like a bunch of lads yet HATE scumbags and those who are nor middle class.

[Luftskudd]

Why can't James always sit with a pipe.

[joey1364]

I went on this website lol so much stupid rubbish that you don't need

[shamchowder]

idiot

[ProudNoobz]

How stupid do u have to be

[countmall]

I just went and found the website. Its totally a different company!! LOL :D

[IdoNotRunAjamFactory]

0:35 troll-dad face

[meepenator3]

@IdoNotRunAjamFactory TROLOLOOLOLOL

[jamesthered123]

Press 7 :)

[fortythird]

idiots...but funny :-)

[18T220]

Nice script BBC.

[agentzchango]

that's so fucked up haha Porsche loses

[oomekees]

40 people did the same as Jeremy :P

[dottorrent]

lol james just smokes it like he does

[Monicaplay123]

Which episode was this?

[13madbob]

trolldad

[oghirlss]

fail



[BludSworn]

39 people are fifth gear fans!

[Silberdachs]

Hilarious!

[CarambaLux]

Bloody idiot! ;D

[mhdchan]

it still made by BiGBeN



[squeakyboi96]

LEGEND! hahaha one of THE funnies topgear moments ever

[theloserof08]

I wanna smoke with Cpt. Slow one day.

[TheBlackPhantom878]

ROFL :'D 

[cerepopenkovskis]

0:35 HAMMOND IS TROLLDAD!!