15 RANDOM THOUGHTS of a DRUNK MAN

[ashmo413]

The Bat Boy part was perfect.

[rexfordairsoft]

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[0ogly1]

the bat child part made me laugh so hard i forgot to breathe

[TelepathicSisters]

Raping leaves!

Hahaa ^.^

[graveyardbutterfly]

I looked in the mirror saw boobs and still don't understand =/

[BittyDionysus]

bat child and your face is awesome 

[OpiumAntics]

- You had an eerie glow throughout this whole video.

[TheLyricsandSuch]

@cukooforcocoastuff

This is awkward. We speak in the same way. I didn't know I had an accent.

[tonkagarfield]

I just noticed, I love your shirt.

[MrHollywoodUndead112]

1:02 i had to stop the video open a new tab look up who the bat boy was to make sure it wasnt him.... it wasnt him haha

[LaydiNite]

But... I like rats..... :-(

[craiglesC]

i looked at my keyboard... did you?

[BrookieeDee]

I've actually said i'm going to go rape leaves by accident.

[bornlambo]

He. Never. Blinks.

[OwlCityFan26]

Burn.

[samlegge89]

AWESOME, love this guy.

[cukooforcocostuff]

Sorry for commenting on so many videos but I just wanted to say that I love your accent. You should say "sorry" more often. It's amazing.

[143CodySimpson15546]

i love you :) me and my friends watch your vids on our phones in class... haha keep it up :)

[katunicornluva]

haha love youtube, awesome, so gonna use that ;P love you andy

[UndeadCrayon]

You know you're drunk when you're talking about cross eyed boobs.

[sexypotatoman1]

3:05 did anyone else notice he licked his hand?

[katunicornluva]

@sexypotatoman1 haha yeh lol

[FunkVrouwtjuh]

@sexypotatoman1 Yes. and what he did next turned me on xD

[TheUnwillingDonor]

i absolutely love you. so funny <3

[321sweetpea123]

I love your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i love how you lick your hand at 3:07 when your talking about boobs lol :p

[TRizZ2theemax]

lolololololololol soooo funny. XDDDDD

[dobermangrl]

it's not octopuses Andrew, it's octopussies

[lulw0tbrittany]

Press 8 over and over again. K go...

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

'' i think i know why you are singel. see your reflection for details ^^ ''

[mdavidson85mD]

Why is Barney one of your tags!!! That's funny crap right there.

[NightAceArcher]

Octagon? What? Confusion.

Love you.

[the3hobo]

i LOVE ur videos!!!! Are you going to make another skit?? That was hilarious.

[SolidJello]

i like turtles

[Faltzerbeast90]

Bat boy is going to haunt my dreams now

[countryismylife1500]

I love you i havent been on in a while i got back your the first one i came to see!!!your amazing I'm never disappointed in your work!! <3 <3

[crazycchaos]

LMFAO.... bat boy skit was awesume!

[basshuntersuckscock]

weird loser face ugly bum tickle wart witch marry poop saddle nasty kreayshawn lil debbie taco jasper odd future wayne money butt andrew hunt andypandy311 song for the jerks rattle snake black background monologue funny stupid hate this geek smart wiggle new toronto chicago dublin japan fiji australia Angry Being Nerd Ricardo Haters Bathroom Silly Bored Hilary Duff (album) Anger Random Drew Crazy Today Nerds Greg Conclusion Logical Ryan Colin Line Barney Tired Yankovic - WTFLOL

[LizEmoWolf]

3:33 bat boy found in cave :3

[CMHAH2D]

anyone else notice him licking his hand at 3:05?

[LizEmoWolf]

@CMHAH2D XDDDDDDD

[totalwombatfan]

HAHAH "they should have seen it coming". XD

[lightThatcherry]

HOLY FUCK YOU DO LOOK LIKE THE BAT CHILD LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA!

[sm1tje]

Just press 8

[skylywee1]

thumbs up if u looked at your keyboard when he said that P&K are close to each other

[pinsandneedles10]

haaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa :D

[MoHaaaK]

You're awesome!

[snop6176]

awesome lol

[Finebrosareawsome]

@andypandy311 Post your next one!!! It's supposed to be posted today but I don't see it....

[zimpelskinsk]

I really love your videos, each one of them, and I think that the fact that you put the process in there, not only made lines that are supposed to be perfect makes it even better, I laugh even at things I wouldn't laugh that way, and I definitely laugh your entire video, keep the good work, you are awesome at this. And I really love knowing that you will probably read this, too. Sorry if there's somethings, english is not my native lenguage :) hugs, kisses and hi-fives, keep lightening our lives

[Sadienita]

@zimpelskinsk your english is not to bad actually.

[farlay]

@zimpelskinsk your english is realy good, better than mine and i'm english. lol.

[mark2bit]

The "cross-eyed" ones are my favorite/favourite. It's like one woman made out of the halves of two other women.

[MsLubDub]

you are NOT ugly... ur face turns me on big time... I want ur mailing address... pls :)

[IntuitiveEunoia]

i totally see the batboy resemblance.

[SilverSnipe360]

New video already omfg...

[M3ssageT4k3n]

lol the bible adventure thing was hilarious, im a christian too

[SyrezProductions]

*Reads tags*

marry poop saddle?

*Continues reading tags*

Ricardo Haters Bathroom

...

Sometimes tags do more than the product itself! =D

Now, where are my sunglasses...

[Lorethian]

I see in some of your tags...

Drew (Carey?)

Ryan (Stiles?)

Colin (Mochrie?)

Greg (Proops?)

(Weird Al?) Yankovic

Are these inspirations? :3

[MoonWitchRuuRuu]

Is there some way we could send you things? Like in the mail or something?

[4lifeshaytards]

You make my day do much better then crap I'm living!! -3 oh and it's octopi!!!

[Cookiez112]

zomg. theres a squirrel that lives near my house and it DOESNT HAVE A TAIL. I think cause its tail got ran over but it managed to survive. i hate it just as much as regular squirrels....

[bvaucla]

omg the batman child was totally Hilarious :P

[AllTimeAesthetic]

The batman child part was sooooo funny.... I didn't love your videos at first but I've caught on now. You're great!

[MegaMezu]

ahaa, the tags 'Hilary Duff(album)' you are too funny!:D

[arielcastilloblanco]

Make a video about you being fan of Justin Bieber..! Thumbs up so andy can read it

[I2itWELL]

The plural of octopus is octopi. The plural of funny is....funny...

[enmarie22]

hi im new cos i just discovered you :) and i think im gonna love all your vids! this one made me laugh :) xx

[Triquetrafilms]

Canada kicks ass... And Canadian comedy is the greatest. Thank you for showing the world. I love you stuff!!

[Trollionaire1]

LMAO 1:02

[blubblybluebear]

@BlondyloX101 yes!!! I was just gonna say tht and saw ur comment lolz

@andypandy311 ur an amazing comedian. Ur a Canadian comedian. Those r the best kind! Haha also I hope u make more vids! Cuz now I can't wait till the weekend is over to watch ur vids! Lolz here's a random question for y'all; if u kill ur clone is it murder or suicide? Me and my friends where debating this all day I'm on team murder though. How about u?

[tokidokilager]

i love your shirt, i have a poster of it :D

[yellowpaco]

i can give you a high five. no kiss. i'm not in the closet or hoping for a happy birth gay.

[verstek09]

LOL you are awesome!!!

[imxmillan]

I'm going to get your boss to fire you so you can make more videos during the week. Sorry. :)

[smartiies01]

LOL this is great

[PirateDuckyy]

I love youtube andy :)

[jwp09]

OCCIFER, OCCIFER... I ZWEAR THERE IZ NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM

[aliensarereal666]

wicked

[swedish1muffin]

Gosh, you're such a weirdo. I enjoy your videos, I love youtube.

[iLoveBillKaulitz01]

Haha thank you Fluffee for bringing me here you are freaking hilarious!!!

[ihazb00bz]

Totally worth subscribing. Thank you for making my job suck less. (:

[lanush22]

haha 2 funny!

some of your best work :)

[bagelbites101]

I wonder, what's the worst joke andypandy has ever told? (By worst, I mean, the most vulgar/offensive joke he's told.)

[Meltb10]

henry bowers from the movie 'it' at age 14 !! thats who you look like !!

[Rockismylove]

this was 1 of ur best videos! :)

[noob2321313131]

thumbs up if you pee in the shower! but then you realise its dark dark orange and it stinks really fucking bad and then you regret peeing in the shower!! thumbs up!!

[Geddian]

@noob2321313131 sounds like you're horribly dehydrated. drink some water.

[thehopperbox]

Not only do you look slightly like Batboy, but you also look like the guy I lost my v-card to. No lie.

[Linscape99]

Oh man, all of your videos are just absolutely hilarious. I don't think there's any person on YouTube I look forward to watching more than you :D

[everybodypoops11]

ohmygosh you look just like that bat child, indeed!

[PinchedNerves]

Its funny when chicks have their tits hanging out and say "my face is up here"

[BlondyloX101]

Anyone Else Notice Him Lick His Hand When He Wiped His Face? =P

[realblonde23]

Ur sooo funny hahaha..

[shiznak55]

this is prolly my favorite video of yours that i have seen since fluffee got me to start watching ur videos.

[elephantslovebacon16]

omg i love ur videos!!! even the description is funny. and wtf is up with ur tags????????????? XD LMAO

[SSJJavier39]

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hannahlovesification]

i love the bat boy part.

[LovexLuxury]

No, Thank You For Creating This Hilarious Video, :3

[kryptynite76]

Where in the HELL is your tie and dress shirt?!

[143SERV]

U UPLOADED 2 VIDEOS OF THE SAME ONE?

[touchsmart0]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and somtimes theres just shit coming out

[cocoiscuteheart]

i love you

[XLovelyMeX23]

the batboy part made me choke on my chips i was laughing so much!

[TheAndrew137]

press 8 and 9 really fast



[smashinglollipops]

i tell all my friends about your channel :D

[citykid190]

You're one of my favorite youtubers EEEEVVEEERRRRRRR

[terrorpacsirta]

dude u r weard:))



[skyelovesicp]

you souldent get drunk you should get high you dont do stupid things you remember the night and theres no hangover

[LilyGee77]

I like your smile just after 'see your reflection for details' :')

[30Mak30]

I love seeing these videos in my sub box.

[hilanne0088]

where is the background music from?

[xZack52x]

The music that always comes on, the one at 3:38, always reminds me of Club Penguin... O_o

[XLovelyMeX23]

@xZack52x lmao me to!

[DiabloDak444]

LOL You actually do look like the bat child

[heilaff]

Will you keep making videos next year too? I HOPE SO!

[AwesomeVideosX]

Hilarious video as usual! :D

[brent527]

Great video once again.. It's so nice to hear people speak who have innovative angles on things. Please continue to lead us out of the black and white!!! I know I will be.

<3 <3 <3

[ItsBiwiPwice]

The first 20 seconds made me laugh XD

[onyxman8]

Back before Kirstie Alley gained weight she hosted SNL and did a sci fi skit of "women from the planet with eyes on their boobs". She explained since men just looked at their boobs their eyes migrated there through evolution.

[punamchopra]

Ur so funny

[SaiiKOsThoughts]

happy bday :)

[47flamingpies]

It's funny when you were whipping your face you liked your hand

[iheartsupershorts]

@47flamingpies I agree with the comment but I can't concentrate with all the spelling mistakes -_-

[Aangavatarzukoprince]

the calander one was fun.y

[alvaradoas1]

hahaha you make me happyyyy :)

I lovee your vids

[cakadokey]

BAT BOY FOUND IN CAVE * qqqwhiiip *

[StevenDangerEddings]

Man, I like your videos, but it seems that you are get very exited about little things bro, but very original jokes, try to get on comedy central.

[iSandySandy]

Oh it's Mr vagina peppercorn again and was wondering if you'd like to come over and smoke some meth and do you have change for a nickel?

One time I needed bus money so I did what I do best and sucked some dudes dick for some bus fare and then I walked home :)

[DARKSORADX]

Sorry not into you gotta unsubscribe cause I only watched you cause FLuffee told me to

[lananification19]

Did you... Lick your palm just there?

[HabaneroNinja]

Your bat boy impression was hilarious!

[Vildeung]

haha :) i like the nose stink joke. funny 

[MrMUSICisMAHlife]

Hahaha I'm pretty sure your already drunk xD

[FilMarck]

Sunglasses no no!! Golden Protective Eye Wear!

[rizluv6]

Seriously, one of the only people left on youtube.

Sometimes while watching I wanna tell u to shut up, but I can't stop laughing in order to find the breath :)

[te5tdr1ver]

dont ever stop making videos ever

[MrBossman96]

HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD B-DAY!!!!!!!!

[YourFlashBab]

man

i love you

no

really

[heilaff]

Aaaaaaw yeeaaahhh!

[fadams22]

BAT BOY! D:

[Pspgamer789]

Nice Donkey Kong shirt

[twistedbumcheek3]

Funnny as fuuuckkk

[Kreepeuromg1o0fat]

I don't get half of you'r jokes

[TeamHarris916]

"opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one" is my tag line, man. Its funny because its true.

[Budzpip]

Squirrel joke was the best one :)

[Awesumness911]

I like trains

[bullshitproof]

@Awesumness911 Oh nononononon! damn it!

[MoneyBEATSsoul]

LMAO how the hell do you come up with these things? "BATBOYFOUNDINCAVE :D"

[EliteVogueBaby]

Marry me?

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

I LOVE you tube too/!!

[tifrus]

hahahahah it's 9am on a monday morning and i'm late for a lecture because of this! ahhaha monday blues? pfft. not when you have Andy making videos! YOU'RE HILLARIOUS!

[teeholguin11]

Lol you're really funny but when you stare at the camera after you say a joke...it kinda freaks me out, haha

[uur8]

I think of exactly these things when im drunk, or will be from now on.

[ChristinaWalsh86]

I love you. if I could spend a day with someone...guess who it'd be? That's right...YOU!

[yoshidis4]

you must have a hell of a laugh when you come back and look at your videos

ahahahhaha

[sailqueen]

@andypandy311 just wanted to let you know that I have no freaking idea how I became one of your subscribers.....but I'm glad I did. CHEERS!

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

dooooough you look just like bat boy yyeeea.!..love you !!

[girl4anime]

I kept going to like this video after every joke that was awesome before realizing I'd already liked it

[MissLOLCat]

LOL

[Pygmahia5]

lmfao. i love you.

[tiffiniloveee]

*lol

[tiffiniloveee]

I love that just about everyone is in agreement that you're becoming the new favorite, most looked forward too youtuber. I love you Andy. Thank you for making my weeks a little brighter. I have definitely shared your greatness. Loo :))) Keep it upp.

[stephlovesthejobros]

Omg. The tags are almost as good as the vid. :)

[TheCarldeep]

I swear you and I have the same brain. You make my life. And one day, I swear, you will get all the recognition you deserve. Just don't change when you do. It would break my heart.

[firelilly08]

1:02 lolllllllllllllll

[XxJinxx2793xX]

its albsolutley torturous waiting a whole week for one of your monologues, i love you Andrew, you make my week!

[Whitebackground]

I liked your  "journalist" joke!

[McMuffin2898]

hey soul sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister.

[McMuffin2898]

lol they should have seen it coming. My favorite joke from you, good job my fellow comedian.