El Chupacabra? Creationist Museum Displays Mystery Beast

[left4deadfan23543]

ALL OF US ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

Only creationists could see gold in a dead fucking dog....

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

you shitting me? it looks like a diseased dog. not a mythcial creature. dogs can kill livestock. dead livestock donesn't prove the supernatural.

nice pronunciation of el español, fawx newze. one of the many things you got wrong in the video.

[sonicsupergod]

Holy shit the news is so retarded!! El Chupacabra just means goat sucker, there can be more than one types of that thing. the Dog thing and the white monster demon thing.

[Josue142011]

Gay white people

[NUTCASE71733]

UGH..................I can't beleive creationists are using Cryptozoology to further their cause! Honestly! I beleive in stuff like this being possible but seeing Creationists try to leech off it only makes people look down on this field of science even more!

[gussy031]

stupid people they dont know that the chupabra was created in a lab of the usa to kill animals and this will afect people

[xSilverPhinx]

This would make a good Onion video.

[thepyrotechnician]

Hind legs seen like they're adapted for hopping like a kangaroo... Could have been a beautiful creature (without the mange) but the hillbilly had to kill it.

[ThEGrEaTGiG735]

uh.... that looks like an old mangy dog. . . . anyone?

[commerceskate]

yeah, just looks like an el chihuahua to me

[RPfishh]

One man's mangy mutt corpse is anothers mythical beast.

Most of the corpses turn out to be coyote's that have had mange for a long period.

[NecroSlavery]

Lies. The curator of the Lost World Muesum is just attempting to get as much money out of the public as possible, that's why he won't permit biologists to examine the corpse.

[ladyvincenza]

It hurts that people will buy this in the 21st century.

[lanceawatt]

Whoever believes the chupacabra isn't real need to get their heads examined.

It's real I tell you! Now i'm going to play with my magical invisible friend Hubert Cumberdale.

[Irishliver2]

If I bring Jeremy Fisher can I come?????

[lanceawatt]

lol hahaha

Jeremy Fisher is back fighting the Great War!

Salad Fingers is cool.

[RhondaH]

Faux News viewers will believe anything. So sad.

[Jani2207]

stupid americans

[bdpickett]

I'll agree to that, and I AM an American.

[baracine]

Ah, the Creation Museum: Where your favourite fairy tales end up.

[mathom78]

No we're a news organization. Seriously.

[dazetfreecrest]

Seriously, Fox News = Retard News. That's a fucking dog!

[andrew3656]

@dazetfreecrest LOL so true

[glyderau]

What kind of moron can't see that's a dog?

[baracine]

"This thing goes back hundreds and hundreds of years"... Er, 14 years to be exact. Look it up. And this puerto-rican belief has been proved to be caused by feral dogs.

[sematic1]

F A I L> is that how you spell? F O X? really? Is this news? WHAT THE FUCK? better reading world local news papers. wait? who prints more news papers? who owns? wait what the fuck? Is this really what free press stands for? the Chupacabra? this is an embarrassment to the USA? DO we really think this? i mean think about the world? they just saw that. FUCK

[geffel]

It's a dog.

[theseanze]

Haha, the entire contents of the creationism museum is stuff that doesn't constitute as proof of anything but ignorance.

But why are they even talking about it? Is this Fox's version of the Today Show, or is this supposed to be real news?

[sushiyama1]

How is this proof for creationism? Can't it just be explained with a fucked up mutation by birth?

[ArranoGris]

Also, chupacabra translates to "goatsucker".

[ArranoGris]

Rofl...a "coyote like" creature that attacks livestock...attacks livestock...just like a FUCKING COYOTE DOES. Perhaps it's a coyote?....hmmmm. I have no idea. Better report on it Foxies. Good job. Here is your tardmedal for the day.

[me1513]

I like how stupid the woman is "wait there are different drawings of this thing"

[sematic1]

Yeah that part cracked me up at first.

[religionOFFENDSme]

It must be so nice to live in a fox news world... lalalalalaaa, oh look its news. How can we turn this into propaganda?

[GibbonStreet]

how is this shit still on the air?.... fuck this america... i'm really sick of it.

[cntmn8td2006]

dumbasses

[shubidubar]

"suddenly he's a believer" with a mocking tone of voice...

ohhh the irony

[MunsterAtheist]

Ahahaha. Fox News.

[ziggy08xx]

now they only need a unicorn and we are fukced

[OccamsView]

"Mythical" - like "Fair & Balanced".

[Snakekilla12]

FOX NEWS FAIL

[ProgressiveAction10]

So Fox is taking a break from reporting biased political tabloids to cover real issues such as this?

[PhillipThunderGrunge]

It's a coyote/dog hybrid with mange....My fucking uncle gets those all the time...My uncle isn't a stupid christian that believes this shit..he just gets his double-barreled shotgun and blastes those little fuckers away....they eat his chickens..

[TheFartoholic]

isn't that just a dog?

[kissfan7]

Chu-pa-ca-bra. Seriously, how hard is that to pronounce? Just because it's a Spanish-speaking region doesn't mean you have to throw a ton of Rs in there.

I'd like to say I'm suprised, but it's a creationist museum. They'd put a mermaid in there if they thought it'd sell tickets.

[o0TwistedHumor0o]

That's a fucking dog.

[HoustonAtheist]

Thats funny. I used another animal from Hispanic folklore an example in my video "do Atheist need faith". It"s just not a common subject.

[milloselmejor]

it's a fucking dog!!!

[bdpickett]

Yeah, it's a fucked up little shaved dog. How can these dipshits look at this and even pretend like it's remotely ligitimate?

[Xerock]

Its Fox Fuxking News.. they're the fucking supermarket tabloids of Cable News Networks. If anything can give evidence to wrong-wing bible-humpers, they'll stick it out there.

Buncha droolers.

[bdpickett]

I'm so embarrassed. What was I thinking?

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

on display at the Creation Museum? I think THAT is a more interesting story than this microwaved dog. I have a feeling they are using it to deny evolution

[MatchCard]

It looks like a dog that just came out of the oven...

[campasini]

MEXICAN HAIRLESS DOG!!!

[HumanStrategy]

Dog = chupacabra?

I'm sure they'll just say that it's DNA changed when it died to give only the illusion that it was a dog but really it was "magical" LOL

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

It obviously survived the Great Flood, and is undeniable proof of Jesus' love for us

[HumanStrategy]

I know. Deep down inside I know it to be true.

But how do you suppose I make this fit in with the Holy Grail? Jesus' love spilled out creating the flood and this dog was lavished in so much juicy victory. Where do we go from here?

[99minerkc]

Now are you a believer?

ps rofl! : )

[wavymavy]

Bloated dead canine corpse = creationism? Get real!

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

its as valid and reasonable as any other ideas they put out there

[UTubeBrowzer]

That is a canine that died in a dry climate. The stomach is bloated from the gas build up and it's hair has rotted off. It was partially baked by the sun and dried tight as leather as a result, slowing the rate of decay.

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

damn i'm hungry

[TheDarkKnight987]

That is a coyote with disease

[FreeInquisition]

AtheistMediaBlog: Watching Fox so you don't have to.

[ricefarmer]

can we stop taking what mexicans believe seriously? they are a stupid race that thinks they are "la raza"

[Bueller007]

This hideous and evil creature is PROOF of a loving God.

ATHEISTS REPENT.

[Liam000077]

lulz

[99minerkc]

Loving God? Hardly rofl!

[killerbandit]

No wonder these knuckle heads have trouble accepting evolution, they can't even recognize a dog when they see one.

[comface]

Ummmmmmm it's a dog.

[LikeAPossum]

Still waiting for the Jackalope and ...the Crocoduck of course!

[Tonio31]

It looks like a dead dog from here.

[HALEterSkelter]

its a rotting dog

[CriticalAtheist]

Goddamn I hate these people so much...

[sumonomen]

chupacabracadabra?

[mylittleturd]

dumb

[jrparri]

According to wikipedia, that picture is of a coyote with mange that was shot in San Antonio in 2004.

Fox News... because even wikipedia is too much effort.

[AlexJasso100]

@jrparri yea well u cant always count on wikipedia because many ppl edit a bunch of nonsense in wiki

[jrjones529]

Welcome to the human race..

[Dall5000]

"Goes back hundreds of hundreds of years in hispanic culture"

Actually, no. 1995 was the first report of a creature that drank blood of livestock. After that, people claimed to see them all over mexico.

[Saukko31]

Fox and quality, they never meet.

[Greywyn7]

It looks like a dog.

[kingsdun]

Even if this thing is real, how is it a valuable addition to a creation museum?

Is it proof that God wanted goats to be eaten?

[razorflown2]

ya, it's probably a dog with mange

[Chiflado21]

Are you sure? I could have sworn it was Amy Winehouse

[razorflown2]

Nah, no white powder under the nose.

[Chiflado21]

You're absolutely right, no white powder there, so it's definitely a dead dog with mange

[Brewhahh]

looks like that mexican breed of dog xolocu....something lol it's impossible to spell.

[Brewhahh]

Xoloitzcuintle

[LaoDecmius]

A.......... dog?

[CultKiLLa]

Faux news will report anything but the truth!

[ComradeAgopian]

Don't mess with el Chupacabra , he'll kill you're entire goat herd .

[rednecktrucker1969]

*facepalm*

[maggru91]

"fly me to the moon, and let me......."

[maggru91]

moo!