Thug Jesus

[xXKillerDroXx]

The sword out of his mouth is the Word of God, not a literal sword.

[thelaw986]

lol has blood on his robe? :(

[timotheeforest]

nice stand up comic show and a low view of scrpture  ... REPENT

[timotheeforest]

These destroyers of our churches appear to be as content with their work as monkeys with their mischief. -Spurgeon

[gunsndonuts]

Best religious argument ever: "Jesus will beat you up"

[hollywoodbrandt]

Absolutely disgusting and disgraceful

[Grandmastu]

All those weird brown people are gonna go BOOM!

[Svhsgirl]

I think Discoll saw black people in the audience because usually when a white pastor sees a couple of black people in the audience..they usually have an urge to act black lol jk jk XD..but true from my experience

[Grandmastu]

This guy would suck off Jesus, totally.

[xjoe1988x]

jesus got tattoos... now thats pretty cool!

[MrAkafful]

1:03 Was that rapper either Trip Lee, Tedashii, Sho Baraka or Lecrae?

Other than that I love Mark's style. It's raw, humorous, but Biblically correct.

[takitheterrible]

Because John the Divine wrote the symbolically Jesus had a sword in His mouth, we should let our children play with swords? We should encourage violence because of an apocryphal book? What wrong with this guy? Too much Viagra, not enough Holy Ghost. 

[sparksza1]

I hope I die before this happens, because I want to follow him from heaven back down to earth!

[Jerkwad152]

@Nobodyreallyatall

If Jesus came down today, he would say "n00b" and then you would drop dead.

[gunner23]

Jesus comes to save his Church and Isreal. 8 out of 10 worst persecutors of Christians are Muslim nations. Muslim nations surround Isreal and threaten to annihilate it. Islam is antichrist.

[dougmoerhoffman]

@Hotnuttt You have a huge problem. Jesus is supposed to reign for 1000 years in a holy, just, peaceful, bountiful, etc kingdom on Earth after vanquishing His enemies. So....if the Tribulation happened 2000 years ago, and the Millenial Kingdom happens immediately afterwards, why are we still here 2000 years later, 1000 years too late? You've got a huge issue. To claim that it's all symbolism would mean that Jesus taking us to heaven is symbolism.

Do you believe heaven is not real but symbolic?

[dougmoerhoffman]

@Hotnuttt "It also is prejudiced against Catholics and seeks to undermine their faith."

Ummmm.... That's 'cause Catholicism is a heresy. They should have their faith undermined, because their faith is in the wrong thing, and it does you no good to have faith in "jesus" if it's not the real JESUS.

[merryredollie]

18 seconds 'BOOM' lol

[JamielCotman]

Thug Jesus!!!

God why do I love that?

[The2012west]

"that doesn't sound very pasifistic?" 'i know"

[eleanorkerby]

so many years ago, i took my boys to see the lion king. when the bad lion Scar kills the lion king, there were two boys in front of us, tense and one was biting his finger nails. i was watching his reaction and he turned to his friend and said I hate Scar...and I thought of this when pastor Mark said boys should be defending what is right

[opendtuning]

watching this clip i would wonder at Mark's mental health...maybe Mark would like Jesus to do some cage fighting before Jesus finishes the whole shebang...testosterone fuelled excitement!!!

[repoman121]

apparently "Squidbillies" likes the idea of jesus killing him and birds gorging themselves on his flesh. It is true though, that one day, you will bow before Him, and you will confess-wether you like it or not-that Jesus is Lord.

[Jdpteam]

You know if you don't agree with these views or on views of Christianity then why watch? Why go on here and say things that are foolish and immature...... if this is you then nobody cares that you don't believe in this and nobody wants to hear what your opinion about it is.

[squidbilliez]

fucking bullshit! jesus is a faggggggg

[theCmcleod91]

@squidbilliez how?



[frankie440mopar]

@squidbilliez guy this is the Gospel this man is preaching. if you don't like it feel free to ignore it don't bash on the video page with disgusting language while others are watching it

[squidbilliez]

@frankie440mopar fuck u too asshole with your stupidity

[frankie440mopar]

@squidbilliez i find it pretty ironic u wud bother watching christian preachings and then bash on it. u only insult and not use actual talking-it-out to make ur point. but i see how somebody with no morality can bother even doin so. like i said...don't like it...don't waste ur time using four-letter words to make a point. u see...its...that...simple. ima pray for you :)

[NealMcCrispy]

@squidbilliez One day you will bow before Jesus at the sound of His name and with your own tongue you will confess that He is Lord. Have a nice day.

[sarah22b1]

@squidbilliez don't comment like that. if don't believe in Jesus then don't click on this video and say rude things like that and be rude to the people who do. what awful language, i really hope your ashamed of yourself.

[squidbilliez]

fucking bullshit!

[libbyandtai]

JESUS THE CHRIST FOR THE WIN FOREVER FOR ALL ETERNITY THE LORD GOD ALLMIGHTY!

[drumrnva]

0:57 "Ultimate fighter Christ". Is any more evidence needed to show that the Bible is the ultimate graphic novel?

[wannabebboy1]

SARANG!!!!

[nmybox]

Ummm I hate to be a pest and mess with your moment Marky but 2 of the four horseman rode white or (pale) horses. This is what happen when you let children play with grown up ideas

[daziani]

what a stupid retard

[rbspeedwagon]

"He brings peace by crushing his enemies."

mm...

to quote another, "peace by way of war is like purity by way of fornication."

If Jesus says, "you had your chance to accept my love" then crushes those that haven't, makes me question whether his love is truly love. Certainly isn't unconditional in this scenario.

I don't know what an alternative is, but this idea just doesn't feel right. 

[dougmoerhoffman]

@rbspeedwagon It's called justice. there's love, but there's also justice. He loves you, but loving you doesn't mean you get a free pass to heaven.

[CallmeMell]

the sword out of the mouth is not a literal sword its the word of God.....(slaps face)

[dougmoerhoffman]

@CallmeMell Nonetheless, oh the imagery.

[CallmeMell]

@dougmoerhoffman im just amazed how a Bible teacher can miss such an obvious imagery especially from past verses in the new testament where the word of God is compared to be sharper than a double edged sword....and thats the only place i know about i can imagine how many others there are, And anyone who watches Marks videos i HIGHLY dont reccomend this guy to be your Main online pastor caus hes VERY shaky on certain things especially certain "sex" related issues. Be very careful. just a warning.

[MasterOranda]

I want to listen to this whole sermon. Where can I find it? End times is my favorite subject. :D

[Aritokamaru]

he's not funny at all

[Memerylane]

Jesus is returning as a wholly righteous judge in Revelation. This has nothing to do with how Christians are to model their character. Read Philippians 2.

[erikcanada]

@Memerylane did you watch the whole video?

[Memerylane]

@erikcanada Yes.

[erikcanada]

@Memerylane well at the end, he says exactly that, that this is what Jesus, will do when he comes back. meanwhile, we should pray for our enemies etc.

[supaMcnugget]

@Memerylane Did you not listen to him at 6:30-6:45?

Anyways, good teaching :)

[Memerylane]

@supaMcnugget Of course I did. I guess spending 15 whole seconds on it makes everything okay? Certainly nothing else he could have covered there... >.<

[JeevesMorris1]

@Memerylane holy*

[Memerylane]

@JeevesMorris1 No, wholly. i.e. fully or entirely

[JeevesMorris1]

@Memerylane Ah. My bad.

[canzo0378]

Here goes another one of this "macho man"..."super-hero" kind of thing.

[ianad7]

"zzzz..zzzz...zzz... i just had a dream and....(insert any story here)... yea, if you dont believe me your on the loseing team going to hell." hmm.? sounds like same old fear tactics that havent worked on anyone with a strong mind in well...ever. your just telling it like it is right?....well at least how you want your fairy tale to end as the winner ...yup, so am i just i dont care about winning because we were never playing the game to begin with.

[dandebsgmail]

@ianad7 You've just described Islam, the Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses, to name a few. Christianity is different - it depends on verifiable historical evidence: that Jesus was born, died, and rose again. The historical evidence is fairly strong, and is worth investigating. Of course, you can just be close-minded instead, and make up your own mind (that it's impossible) before being confused by the facts (which indicate that it did happen, however unlikely, once)

[ianad7]

@dandebsgmail so... you where a muslim , a mormon, a jew, and a johovahs wittness? because you must have to know that they are different from christianity. id like to see the evidence if you dont mind.

[bigguy2128]

how do Christians do war. Psalms 149 says through our Praise To God. We attack Hell offensively with pure heartfelt praise. The Prison that held Paul fell when he praised God and a soul was saved by the holy Spirit

[bigguy2128]

how do Christians do war. Psalms 149 says through our Praise To God. We attack Hell offensively with pure heartfelt praise.

[Rudy5775]

MAN I LOVED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jwb188]

hellfire and brimstone baby!!!...haha I love this kind of preaching...modern secular "Christian Lite" preaching is not doing anything but corrupting God's people. Biblical false teachers anyone?

This is good preaching whether you like it or not.

[TheAndronicusFunk]

It is obvious that there is alot going against Jesus. I'm not saying he is disadvantaged but the forces working against the Christ makes it seem like he is a definate source of power to contend with. Jesus is real.

[joejohnson043]

5:28 thats right.

[janeym]

hahahahaha this guy is like a kid in a candy store! yes judgement day will be quite something. lol

[AwakeningMindz]

LoL, funny. This guy is on that holy crack.

[richardfnny]

I think everyone should see this video

[cunt3d]

man id take down jesus in like a second :P

[Valpurgis9]

@cunt3d - and when any of us are taken down into death, and you don't have Jesus.. you don't have friends, and you are left alone - you will be in a place where suicide can't even free your pain. wake up and see the light of the lord before your taken into darkness by your own hand, listening to the word of a liar not the truth of God.

[cunt3d]

@Valpurgis9 does throwing around gospel rhetoric make you feel all high and mighty like the jesus and god you put so much stock in?

[Valpurgis9]

if you reduce yourself to believing in an atheist scientist - freedom of thought becomes misleading - because chemicals, and physics are not free, by science's terms at all - they react on physics terms not yours - even the physics flowing inside your brain cells - are you really a free thinker? - perhaps the discovery of scientia - is incomplete.. God has knowledge. seek it.

[Valpurgis9]

I include Christ - I can't deny a historical person and being, no other human has demonstrated humility under sacrifice - I mean if your getting nailed to a big piece of wood you normally get pretty upset - in contrast all Jesus did Was praise god ..

and plea that god forgive - he was innocent - even two criminals beside him saw this - one saw the.. a true nature of a GOD in Jesus - one rejected - which one are you? the rejecter or the acceptor?

[cunt3d]

@Valpurgis9 the way you babble is a testament to your attitude towards god and religion, maybe one day you will realize how wrong you have been trying to convert people. but i doubt it.

[Valpurgis9]

@cunt3d - i am willing to convert to Christianity - God can reject or accept me - even while I am a complete.. douche - it's about being humble, not intolerant - if your not here for insight - why are you here? eventually you will realize you do not know everything -and no sinner alive knows everything. God knows you better than even you know yourself, good luck - and farewell

[CPG0ldenAce]

Peace through superior fire power, oorah. Good sermon. The Lord is Mighty. Our God is an awesome God.

[macroheart]

Man, Jesus is so cool, thanks for saving me and defending me Lord, I love you so much!@@!@@!

[bloobbloob1]

@macroheart jesus has a youtube account?

[Valpurgis9]

@bloobbloob1 - Jesus has heaven - no need for need money - as a person i think i'd have to change a lot to becom an investment into his kingdom - which i think is very much better than you tube.

[macroheart]

@macroheart probably not but He is omnipresent so He had to have read the comment :)

[guidobambino]

@macroheart amen! =)

[captainobvious16]

Nero was not the first/has not been the only person to persecute Christians.

[dougmoerhoffman]

@captainobvious16 Cain was the first.

[desasterz]

Gna la la laaaa sword out of his mouth!!! ....

Verse seventeen

[Frankmuddy]

Found in Houston's Guide To Popular Phrases, under the heading "Completely missing the point".

[AwakeningMindz]

All this mind control is bad for ur health! All religions are subject to interpitaion! Therefor only the few at the top of these monolithic instutions which only seek to control, not free like we should be..! :-) free mind and find god..

[hallaisback]

THUG LIFE lol

[AwakeningMindz]

OMG! His eyes are like a flame of FIRE. Clothed in a robbed dip in BLOOD? Thug Jesus? WoW, this must be a joke or is this the real Prince of Peace. And the "SUN" of God Can't do it peacefully no more. SO, more war with an Iron rod. LoL. U can believe what u want. But i will trust in truth. Not other peoples versions. Wake up People we are being controlled

[hallaisback]

@AwakeningMindz

the whole idea as to y he crushes his enemies is b/c he is god and has the only righteousness to do so

[xTRUExHATEx]

If you guys think this is an accurate depiction of the future (with people on horses wearing robes and fighting with swords against Kings), then you are officially retarded. Doesn't "futuristic Jesus" seem a bit of an anachronism?

[hallaisback]

@xTRUExHATEx

symbolism...

[schmuckyou]

This does have a lot of comedic value. 6+ minutes of some asshole getting a hard on imagining a man killing a bunch of people for no reason and then an awesome 30 seconds of him telling you how wrong it is to do the same. I mean, is what he's talking about really different than if a Christian went out and randomly killed, say a Muslim, for not believing in Jesus? I mean...Jesus would be a guy...killing...another guy...for that very reason...WTF? This is an example of why I hate religion so much.

[SAM135073]

ummm, it wouldnt be for no reason, and Jesus wouldnt be a guy, He would be God, and who are we to question and say what God is doing isnt just

[schmuckyou]

Who are we to question? Well we are real for one thing. Even the best depiction of Christianity looks evil to me. I question how just your God is all the time. In the bible God is a little self-centered, egotistical, violent, unjust prick.

[atomikmindfu]

Christians do a deed and then claim that it was gods will. Christians do evil deeds and then say it was gods will and all their followrs say "Oh, well if it's god's will, Who are we to question? Question those telling you what Gods will is.

[Valpurgis9]

@God is the upholder of the law - what about free- i doubt you will see any freethinker, allow him or herself to consider themselves a slave- but they are a slave - even to a molecular level, freedom is IN Christ... he had a will, he just was perfectly obedient to all law - even obedient to death.. Jesus was resurrected. thank god for that. and thank that it is extended to you .. accept it ...or reject it... fully - up to you. the offer is still there from God...

[schmuckyou]

I wonder why this Jesus dude hasn't come back yet...hmm for that matter I wonder why God decided to stop being demonstrative around the time when bullshit could be better detected...hmm...there has to be a logical explanation there somewhere. This preacher really enlivens my dislike of religions. It's a shame that when he dies he won't have a chance to realize how stupid he is. On that note, religious people need to grow up and accept death.

[Baconhunter1]

Kick arse Jesus... Hallelujah!

[charlottemariesmith]

"hes a rapper" lol

[brentazzz]

we are al soooooooo tired of this macho crap Mark Driscoll Shut up and buy a lemon vest already!

[ashesly]

By the way college guy, the weight that "Nigga" carries is 10 times worse and more evil then "Thug" so watch how you comdem others. Because by calling rhino a "Nigga" you just condemed yourself.

[collegeguy2009]

this christian pig better go to hell... :)

[mumpty]

[Favourite]

[latinguitar00]

man i loved this

[JedTX]

We need more preaching like this. Prosperity theology is ruining us christians. Its turning us into a bunch of entitlement whiners who think we should have everything. We need to be reminded of good ol fire and brimstone every once and a while.

[saskatoonsafetyguy]

Weird Jed I have everything and more than I need. I guess I'm not really a Christian then?

[CastingStonez]

@JedTX

i agree with you 100%...

[fixinggrace]

@JedTX Very right!

[devmanification]

@JedTX I told my friend ppl told me MMA wasn't Christ like and he said " tell them to read Revelation."

[henry142003]

Thug: 1. A cutthroat or ruffian; a hoodlum. 2. also Thug One of a band of professional assassins formerly active in northern India who worshiped Kali and offered their victims to her.

[rhinobarrows]

I'm living a THUG lifestyle.

Truly.

Humble.

Under.

God.

So you see Jesus is the ultimate thug.

[collegeguy2009]

nigga... i will chop thy christian pig head off for callin jesus a thug. thug is an evil word, nigga.

[ashesly]

its funny how the world will use the good things of God frim the church and turn it into evil, but we arent allowed to take the evil things of the world and turn it around for good....If you paid close attention to the Achronim (if that's how you spell it), rhino just outlined the very character of Jesus. True (pure, without sin) Humble (not his will, but the will of God be done) Under God (Jesus was and is the very mirror image of God himself) Comprende collegeguy?

[ashesly]

thats hot!