Joe Dirt - fireworks stand scene

[5150scottie5150]

"I would never do that!" Lol gets me all the time

[achildcalledit]

You want me to put my ear to the ground, listen for hoofbeats, check for foot prints, look broken twigs.

[AlConQueso13]

@achildcalledit lol it sounds so stupid when he puts it that way.

[achildcalledit]

@AlConQueso13 Haha I know! and with me being Native American, I just find it ridiculous and funny

[AlConQueso13]

@achildcalledit haha yeah!

[cctitansfan]

Joe Dirt is awesomely funny

[sbfpat]

why is a sunset good? why are boobs good?

[frostedhead]

Nigger Chasers

[Botulizard]

Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don'ts...

[CreightonPeacock]

6 people dont have whistling bungholes

[furgrayfreak]

screw 9-11 its been 10 yrs since JOE DIRT

[wtb86]

Boobs and fireworks are awsome!!!!!!!!!!

[thekool31]

omg this takes place where i live :P

[Kerorofan1990]

I am very proud that i can recite this scene, word for word, from memory alone.

[wehrmactblitz]

Same memories with my old man..once he/we lit a few bottle rockets. One goes screwy heads toward road...we all including my dad (now Passed) all ran like kids!

[saviclark68]

You need things that exploddeeeee! Go BOOM!!

[MrDOPEHITZ]

well there you go someone shoves a m-80 up a bullfrogs butt blows him to pieces he comes back to you to fix it you when twice brother its good bizz

[getemgreg]

I have a belly button

[ChicanoTattooArt]

lmao honkey lighters wtf. Where all the cakes!

[rokrspi]

walmart could learn a lot from that last thing that Joe DIrt said lol

[homeskillet1962]

@rokrspi Yeah, they are really struggling because they don't have what consumers want. LMAO!!!!!!

[stigler30]

@rokrspi They sell several of the things I want.

[rokrspi]

u love fireworks? best 2 places in the South for them are here Louisiana and South Carolina seems to have a lot like around Gaffney and Rock Hill

[jaredh121]

snaks aand sparklers are gay

[stpaulMOmullen]

wh-why is a tree good, why's the sunset good, why are boobs good??

[Chase1002newaccount]

@stpaulMOmullen

their all big?

[Kollynator]

You shuw then up Bullfrogs ass xD

[TheRealPyramid]

what's a whistley bougne hole and crakc flaper's XD

[stifler811]

joe dirt is fuccking awesomee!! he is like american pie and zohan

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

Sparklers are good with me! Just need some electric tape.

[Theburn77]

the Indian is Adam Beach, from Law and Order

[haydnclement4]

crap flappers?

[irishia101]

You know the native american guy aint that bad looking. : D

[wreckedcobaltss]

@irishia101 lol

[trcasc79]

Its not wat u like, its the consumer

[bucprime]

1:18

[robbo494]

woooo whooo whooo looooka that shitt!

[parydigme]

David Spade's greatest work, I doubt he will ever surpass it though I wish he would do more movies.

[parydigme]

You might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?

That has got to be one of the all time greatest lines in film history!

[TheMovieman4ever]

snakes are not very good

they do nothing but stain your driveway but light and burn up when its done ur like wow that was fun

[pyrobocaj08]

BEST SCENE EVER!! home to a lot of inside jokes... :D

[HybridHeavenZ]

Where's the good stuff man?

[vladradforpres5]

THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF. haha

[Quagmire9543]

so ur gunna tell me that u dont got no black cats? no roman candles or screamin memies? you dont got no lady fingers, buzz buttles,snicker bombs ,church burners finger blasters, gut busters, zipideedodas,crap flappers?

ur gunna stand their, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me u dont have no whistleing bung holes, spleen splitters, whisker biskets, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts,chery bombs, nipsy dasers, with or without the scooter stick, or one --

[metalcult32]

dude i love joe dirt no matter how old this movie gets xD

[KissedbyanAngelxo]

i just saw the fireworks seller on the show called big love and i remembered this scene

[zach56799999]

the firework dude is adam beach i got to meet him today

[QuincyJones4440]

were is the good stuff ?? Fire crackers shove um in toilets mail boxes shove um up a bull frogs ass .

[juanchito05]

I wasn't getting by on my tracking wages....hahah =D

[Homers69charger]

zippity doodaas crap falpper? LOL

[fistking]

you're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand, omg that's as funny as it gets LOL

[TheHunii6969]

lol my boobs ar good

[joeyblow79]

lmao hahahaha

[outonguard]

"Why are boobs good??" HAHAHA

[dinosaursanwich]

with or without the spiddal stick

[washingtonboy09]

your telling me you got no Whistling bungholes?

[DCMan06]

This IS the good stuff. Snakes and Sparklers. HAHAHA ROFL

[jarrett798]

happppy 4th july alllllll

[grassvalleystudios]

I've got to tell you from my experience at indian frwk stands that these are real. they are not made up.

[WetKant]

joe dirt rocks

[TagEmAndBagEm15]

so youre gonna tell me that you dont have no black cats, no roman candles, or screamin me me's? you aint got no lady fingers, buzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zipidy doo das, crap flappers? youre tellin me you aint got no whistling bung holes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, hoosker do's, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick), or one single whistling kitty chaser?!

[AChaise]

that was good stuff!!!

[nativemama218]

Snakes N sparklers are the only 1's I like, which is why I had 2 open this firework stand.

[XTRUTHDRUMSX]

Every pyro`s gotta love this part of the movie...hahaha whistling bungholes!!...freaking great 5*

[1gunfighter1]

Wht are boobs good? LOL

[micahjMvths]

YES! faggot BOOOOOOOOBS! are very good LOL!

[TagEmAndBagEm15]

no dumbass, he meant to quote "why are boobs good" but he accidentaly mistyped and put a t

[savagex466]

"this is the modern age ... that stuff doesnt work anymore ! " hahahaha i loved this movie . kid rock looked like he was useing alot of coke lol

[Love9Killed4Kurt]

My myspace name is scooter stick ROFLMAO!

[Aphasia17]

snakes and sparklers suck whistling bunghole

[davidemerling]

As a kid, the only way we got rid of the snakes was to pile them high and burn them all at once. That was pretty cool. I remember dad lighting cherry bombs, with a cigarette in his mouth, pulling them back with a bigass slingshot, lighting it, and shooting them at my neighbor who was cutting his grass. Awesome!

[tomasconleche]

that's f'ing funny!

[Amarksyhk]

@davidemerling thats like the best thing i've ever heard...ever man

[drmularkey]

One time I took my son out to the lake on the Fourth of July, and we was having all kinds a fun shooting bottle rockets across the lake at the tourists, when suddenly the head deacon at the local church yelled out, 'Listen, you S** of a B****, when I catch you I'm gonna kick your a**!" I replied, 'Oh, is that right Brother Johnson?" It got real quiet, and then a meek little voice said "That's not right Brother Preacher,... sir." He could look me in the eye for a month.

[drmularkey]

@davidemerling One time I took my son out to the lake on the Fourth of July, and we was having all kinds a fun shooting bottle rockets across the lake at the tourists, when suddenly the head deacon at the local church yelled out, 'Listen, you S** of a B****, when I catch you I'm gonna kick your a**!" I replied, 'Oh, is that right Brother Johnson?" It got real quiet, and then a meek little voice said "That's not right Brother Preacher,... sir." He could look me in the eye for a month.

[horroraddict121]

wiskey do's wiskey dont's

[geesneverdie]

and you show me dem boobies.

[SaltyProduction]

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[zepcrazyfre]

Honky Lighters?

LMAO!

[abcdefg12g1]

"Wheres the good stuff man"?

[Jbruggs]

"good stuff? This is the good stuff."

[nirvfan81]

LOL with or without the scooter stick

[monkeyboy8me]

cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like...hhhaaa

[nvino88]

"You might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good?

[jhubmoney24]

hooster dos hooster don'ts. nipsidasers...with or without the scooter stick.

[jakethasnake2010]

you need stuff explode go boom!!

[Pkingfreak87]

Whistling bungholes

[travismorris82]

awesome

[AznMaster24]

the seller represents california!! >:O

[mumbo2jumbo55]

"we are gonna get so busted!" is the best quote from the movie

[joedirtadadada]

NO WAY! the one about "well there u go! someone sticks an m80 up a bullfrogs butt blows him to bits brings him back to u to fix him you win twice brother!" thats the best!

[nickinky]

Why are boobs good?

[chrisclemens]

they just are.

[noblehalo27]

with or without the scooter stick...rofl he provides so much detail with it, i liked later how he held the bottle rocket in his hands and launched at the barrel rofl

[suzukimx121]

hahaha

ITS NOT WHAT YOU LIKE

ITS THE CONSUMER!

fireworks...amazinggg =]