YouTube Poop: World's Worst Black Ops Player

[RockOn1m1]

I post my vids in crystal clear 1080p and with good entertaining commentary... however they get little views and this 41k ? I must be doing something wrong!

*buys rotten potato to film, throws away hauppage hd pvr gaming edition*

[Shycreator]

@RockOn1m1 WTF IT DOESN'T ABOUT THE QUALITY YOU DUMB ASS, ITS ABOUT THE COMMENTATOR

[RockOn1m1]

@Shycreator chill out kid, I was messing around. Btw, your caps button seems broken.

[Shycreator]

@RockOn1m1 My caps button seems fine to me.

[RockOn1m1]

@Shycreator SWEET, MINE JUST BROKE. LOL.

[Shycreator]

@RockOn1m1 wtf lol XD

[RockOn1m1]

@Shycreator ;P !

[BlackOpsSkidoo]

Did you record this in 5000 BC with your iStone?

[alec1430]

1 and 3 im doing bad

[viSTUNZzX]

-1080

-720

-640

-480

-240

-Minecraft

-Patato

-Turnip

-Your Mum

-This Vid ;)

[dj87865]

have you heard of call of duty black cops its the brand new cod

[AGuyInAG]

I was going to dislike this video, then decided to like it to balance the likes and dislikes ;)

[Fluzonia]

This kid needs to see a specialist in stammers that wus amazin...!

[Deathbywaffle28]

Im hearing people saying this being recorded from potato cams and what not,

But that is just way to advanced, ths is clearly being recorded from a Dead cat and a brick stuck together with a used condom. good day to you sir

[SBSProductions93]

"your the shit" is that what im hearing...man xbox has gone way down hill sense i left

[MNTdewFREEK1]

fffffffffffree fffffffffffffffffor aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll haha uh uh

[razyboy1956]

man that guys a fail at LIFE

[treesareonfire33]

haha I actually laughed out loud when u said "I'm already 1 & 3"

[genkia87]

black balls lol

[1KJO1]

Funny

[DragonFire9901]

GETTING THOSE PEE PEES AND WHAT NOT!  HAHA

[JelloTalks]

so.. this is what i do every time i doo doo

XD great vid

[DanielMinitripper]

fuck my ass

uuh uuh uuh

[a43654]

someone needs to get a hd tv

[EpicModzzHD]

Did u record this with a fucking Calculator? shitt

[JaquZzaHD]

Recorded with an Potato from 1769

[Killalamb666]

@JaquZzaHD an Potato? LOL

[xDefianceGaming]

You guys do know that this isn't his commentary rite? It's just an edited version that he made of another persons commentary. That's y it's like fuck my ass and p p's etc.

[nhoj2511]

0:58 Fuck my ass. lawl

[PaPaDingDing9]

Nice what type of potato are you using?

[rezhoodiez]

keep the equality of the like/dislike bar

[mickyfrombybh]

hahahaha its funny

[Peroxide055]

There's no way he can be worse than me..



[PrankGurl11]

im a girl and im way better! level freakin 44 here haha

[bluestill200]

@PrankGurl11 gamertag?

[PrankGurl11]

@bluestill200

i have a ps3 and my gamer tag is ShelbyMustang201

[PrankGurl11]

@bluestill200

i have a ps3 and my gamer tag is ShelbyMustang201

[LadySnushie]

@PrankGurl11 I'm a girl, too ;D about to go to 8th prestige

[PrankGurl11]

@LadySnushie DAMN add me if u play on ps3... ShelbyMustang201

im 1st prestige lvl 25

[SaucyCinna]

was this recorded with a toaster

[Cbob00415]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[smellyfishballs]

I'm pretty sure I can beat you!......... I'm pretty sure anyone can!

[asian4ourlife]

you suk at black ops

[XJonnyPopX]

That was so gay

[admiralsftershockrex]

Sir ur graphics potato chip on ur potato box is broken, upgrade man to the mashed potato: MPS3

[HaloEoz]

hahahahahhaha shit in my pants wen he said black balls

[zehchopstick2000]

ow my eyes

[klutzny246]

This new gagame blackboss ?

[klutzny246]

@SCAPE212 hahahahaha nice lololololololololololololololo­lollololololololo



[yobitches1231]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[NFLization]

i could own him with a bolistic knife and my eye lids closed.

[Psycnosis]

if I had a dollar for every pixel id be broke

[SuperSwaggerKiller1]

0:57 fuck my self ^-^

[George32690]

HIS AUDIO SUCKS BECAUSE HE SUCKS FOR EVEN PLAYING BLACK OPS

[salysPRO]

"This new gay game Black Balls came out".

Dude, your audio is fucked up.

And 240p in 2010?

[NerdyKid311]

WTF was that? What are you talking about? Why is your audio so crappy? Why don't you have better VQ? And why do you think you know COD? Using a f*cking HK21?! TOTAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!­!!!!!

[SyStEmZxGaMiNg]

fuck yeah 240p

[TheGingerYouKnow]

Everytime i doo doo i aint just pretty beast im awesome

[SuperYellowasianman]

Cocky of Doody Modern Warfare stupid fuck 3 is coming out soon. :(

BF3 is coming though!:)

[MegaMachine9]

WTF worst camrera ever

[MrAppelde33]

Filmed with a potato

[DARKsnipez76]

ow ur parents arnt home grom a pair plz

[KaizerKaizi]

@78sk8ter lol. Best shit outta the whole thing.

[elmer293]

this new gam BLACK BALLS CAME OUT

[elmer293]

lol INTRO

[DAOVERTAKA]

drop ur balls fag i bet u like ur friends balls on you

[evilmonkeysrreal]

my step dads ass has better quality

[SuperAztekwarrior]

look at that hd quality

[TheCodrox123]

been playin on my cock 0:09 What?

[troon654]

Skip to best bit 1:03

[TFToxixity]

@troon654 Umad, I find this funny as fuck.

[eviljesus98]

Fuck my ass

[786sonic]

did u record this with a toaster that was on fire

[MicLaad1996]

Did you record this on a potato?

[vladak47]

Its douche here?

[Ozii3600]

00:06 black balls came out!

[sourlemon83]

I just ROFLCOPTERD so hard!

[Mokujin14able]

0:03 It's Douche Here! :D

[Mw2QuiiKScOp3z]

I wish my potato had quality like this...

[sundronning]

My calculator has better quality than this.... oh wait i don't have a calculator.

[ilike2setcraponfire]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, id have two hundred and forty dollars

[DanBack489]

0:52 thats what i pretty ***daèòflaàdl do do

[DanBack489]

fffffffffffffree fffffffffffffffffffffffor all on fffffffffffffffffffffiringe range 0:43

[weecco]

getting those pps and what not

[videomaker4532]

lol

[6566tino]

Hd potato!!!!

[zombieslayer2002]

LEG LEG LEG

[Thecheesemen1]

You fucking hic!



[xXFellIntoAPuddleXx]

Guys press 2 and 4 it makes the world better and sounds like a russian 

[XxA1PH4xX]

To all those bitching about the quality, go watch the original video. It was uploaded to YouTube in shit quality. It is not the poopers fault.

[TejroopBal]

bad quality

[pwnageman555]

ithought it would suck.

I was wrong this is FUCKING FUNNY.

[TheAJD0]

noob my 2 year old sister is beter than u

[imkillingallman]

"every time i doo doo im badass" lol

[SigurdsStudio]

I dosent see a shit!!!

[delton20f]

uh uh uh uh uhu

[dlair121]

Fuck my ass

Me: ok XD

[LightningSponsorship]

u really are the worst player

[Paulbojert]

I hate you ammis

[MrHullfcfan]

The quality of this video is amazing

[steelclover8]

bow chuka bow wow chuka wow wow

[AndyvanKayne]

What's up guys... it's douche here... OMG you killed me with this YTP :D you killed me bro!

[prime9910]

black balls? playing with my cock! lol

[NinjaSpare07]

Did u film this with ur ass? Lol that was funny like towards the end it had a little montage of ur orgasm sounds. Now all we need iz ur jizz face and were all gooooood ;)

[thePROstudioX]

this is soo funny

[TheOriginalGrim]

Haha wingsofredemption

[buzzdude01]

WTF so your gay?

[spike3037]

i'm worse xD

[TheShehulk99]

@ iLLpwny0u

Lol

[SantiChaca95]

at 0.05 he says black balls

[78karens]

ouohouhoou shut the hell up u douche

[iLLpwny0u]

wtf you filmed with a toaster or something

[xAaron295x]

Worlds worst player

[LFC1274]

worlds worst quality

[jackn151]

wow nore like world worst S**t video

[brandonw2010mlg]

LOLOLOL! Who was the original commentator? Hwe sounds like a total douche lol "Well I'm beasting it up, whicbh I, ofcourse, do all the time."

[LumpMietek1]

black balls came out

[Nosirrah97]

HAHAHA :)



[lukechandlerrules]

That was freaking awesome

[cptprice1001]

FFFFFFREE FFFOR ALL ON FFFFIRING RANGE XD

[Stormbowler723]

uh uh uh ooh ooh

[1makermovie]

your voice just lik justin bieber

[GoodMirez]

and what not

[sMashedpotatoes1]

its really funny ohohohoh

[loveshot69]

lmFAo

[MrLuigiMaster11]

too funny, my bladder bnlew up!



[mrthatsadumbname2]

omg loll this is awesome maybe because im drunk but funny shit dude ill thumb up to that

[GOTHICmetalperson156]

You have won my speechless, breathless lmfao and LoL!.. thanks for this funny as vid

[IntoTheCaramelFrappe]

Lol!! Brilliant :)

[lucymydog1995]

lol.

this is me play FFFFFree FFFor all on FFFFFFirin range

[DavidAnthonyRuiz]

black balls lol

[TheHishOoo]

every time doodoo am pretty bad ass LOL !!!!!

[xXDeadMan9612Xx]

PP's

[spitfire0071234]

LOL.

[littlehusky101]

This is what I do every time a dooodoo lol

[SdawgM12]

0:39 i farted

[marnicrules]

sub

[ytp4life1]

black balls lmfaoo derrick just wiped his balls on me

[MattyRockz88]

Does he rlly play in that quality?????

[CountryDoucher]

@MattyRockz88 It got alot worse after he downloaded it. But it was pretty damn bad before XD

[Redracker6]

I'd like the original video link please. I want to see this little douchebag shit's video.

[CountryDoucher]

@Redracker6 LMAO. You honestly think i was being serious? Your a fucking idiot. This was 345% a joke. You trolling faggot.

[Redracker6]

@CountryDoucher Did I say I thought you were being serious in my comment? And why are you patrolling comments on a video that's not yours? I figured you were a douchebag from your name, and from you're first comment on this video "You suck. Horrible Quality." But now, I can assure you are one from this comment. Besides, my trolling worked, didn't it? You replied, seemingly irritated. And how can I be sure you aren't just lying about it being a joke? I conclude with an apology, u seem mad bro.

[CountryDoucher]

@Redracker6 Yea i am mad, BRO. And when i said "you suck horrible quality". I was refferring as a comeback to my friend who made this video. We are friends in school. Notice the description "Reed sucks". Thats me fagbag. Why are you patrolling the comments looking at all my comments. And yes, i am a douchebag, made quite obvious by my username. Formentioned: CountryDoucher. And i dont give a damn if you think its a joke.

[Redracker6]

@CountryDoucher Well, It says in my inbox when you replied to my comment, So i'm not partrolling the comments, bro. My last coment, I appoligized for making u mad, bro. So I don't see why you still are raging at me.

[bimp3r]

3 people doo doo

[DavidAnthonyRuiz]

XD

[ItsSeuss]

So, I'm playing F-f-f-f-Free For All on F-f-f-f-firing range.

[dontforgetme165]

Black Boss. I've been playing it on my cawk.

[N0SkiLLa]

pretty much every time i doodoo im pretty badass

[immeyouhe]

GETTIN DEM PEE PEEZ

[NatashaHeavy]

lol

[bothcancp]

i once got 1 - 112 nuketown : (((

[GORDENFRECHMEN]

fuck my ass ah ah ah ah o

[Abnormalproductions2]

The Main shit.

[YigitS]

my NES have better Quality -.-

thumps up for my comment :)

[Alieneater1239]

fuck my ass UH AH AH UH OH AH

[PICSDEMON]

awsome ytp! definitively subscribing :)

[CountryDoucher]

You fail. Horrible quality.

[SergeantLuke]

@CountryDoucher That's not his fault, it's the fault of the video he's pooping.

[CountryDoucher]

@SergeantLuke Lol, Itz my video. Go to my channel.

[ggamer2004]

@CountryDoucher It's your video? I really freaking hope the video was supposed to be a joke.

[CountryDoucher]

@ggamer2004 Yes. It was a joke.

[Assmark]

@CountryDoucher Aw gay, you said "Fuck my ass"

[SuperKing201]

@CountryDoucher u suck ass and u got fucked in the ass damn u suck cock

[NovaJake360]

@CountryDoucher You like people to fuck your ass.

[CountryDoucher]

@NovaJake360 Point?

[YnkksRock]

@CountryDoucher get shit on