The Crippled Masters - Final Scene

[Silveeest]

milkos mama

[Unieb1]

this movie needs a prize for sound effects :P

[dichla]

dude, what?

[watchthisbarrelroll]

we meet again 240p....

[ElectroHopper]

nuclear victims? 

[element271]

CHA CHA CHA CHA WOOOOOP CHA CHA CHA

[hooshangmaster]

ULTRA CRIPPLE FINISH

[NOFAULTINSURANC3]

Lol

[SohJinh]

At first I was like: XD

Then I was like: O_O

Then I was like: D=

Then I was like: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[SuperHiddenaccount]

what the fuck?

[LulzWuts]

What the fuck am I watching?

[JohnCampbell8383]

@LulzWuts Refer to the description.

[SeverAdoneus]

@LulzWuts Katawa Shoujo in action.

[taliesinization]

amazing film just shows shat can be done if you put ypur mind on it like sorting out world problems or the environment the peoples collective intelligence will find the answers this will be achieved i know£$£$##

[Norm1011616]

I've just shit myself from laughing too much.

[XxhyouechanxX]

where can i watch this?

[LovelessActIV]

OMG when he hooks on to his back

[karolgangsta]

MASAKRA !!!

[HoBustinJopson]

2:12 them farts is what did it.

[Evanest25isBack]

This such an ispirational story.

[VRtechman]

What do folly artist get paid in China? Damn!

[GatameOne]

HaHaHaHaHaHahaHahaHahhahaaha.

[HAMish0841]

weird sound effects. lol.

[LethalPekin]

this is fuckin gross

[mistergent7]

@LethalPekin LMAO !!!!!!!! I cant stop laughing LOLOLOL

[Alexspeed75]

WTF!

[LuckyAmericanFilms]

2:11

In Soviet Russia, ass kicks you!

[chinaski1986]

@2:13 does he actually fart to the opponent?

[chinaski1986]

@2:13 does he actually farts to the opponent?

[Master8laster]

Chuck norris used to be crippled but he just regrew his arms and legs back.

[ScrotalKarma]

Gimpkata :P

[ikebb2005]

1:39 - foot

[lethe56]

Crippled people are awesome. Two of them can beat one fairly poor fighter. But still, awesome.

[Naetheras]

Did he just fart at him 2:11? and then again just a few sec later with another "deadly fart technique"...

[ScrotalKarma]

@Naetheras Indeed. He showed no mercy :P

[wonszlol]

Cripple - Fu?

[shbakaien25]

that was the worst martial artist ever

[urukzil]

0:54 EOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[JaveexD]

nice movie !

[lilcrazyaznboy]

lol.. This is quite entertaining.

[TheFrenchDark]

what the fu... O-o

[JoyGrenade]

What to the power of the fuck.

[SaintEntreri]

So when you see me on the real formin like Voltron, remember I got deep like a baby seal!

[hydroponicfilms]

This exists? Who was the man thought this would be a good movie?

[studihudgard]

1:40 take a look at his foot :D

[vinsong]

lol'd 0:57, TransFORM into CRIPPLETRON.

[TheScrilla11]

This must have been one of the most difficult scenes to film in the history of cinema.

[conan182]

I LOVE the sound effects!

[QuoGirl]

I'm not sure what to say about this but they make a nice "combination of limbs."

[AnimalCarnage]

I'm never getting into Kung-Fu. How do you tell people you got your ass whooped by a dude with practically no legs, or a dude with one gimp arm?

[Victoriottebol]

Haha, it's sounds like a fucking airplane when he's throwing the thing with his foot at 0:45

[Tautudels]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[blink3100]

not sure what to make of this.

[marsvin55]

even i can make better movies XD

[Zng0o]

dish, dish dish ADISH smich YEAH!

[Wizhix]

hahahahha what the fuck did i just watch !? :D

[SupFlink]

Haha, wth.

[robiniroven]

noo he lost

[kluxxxarn]

W T F??!??

[toddness]

Does he fart in his face at 2:11?

[11TheUndertaker11]

@toddness jajajajajaja yo creo que si

[MrAitAliProductions]

Sound Effects Win

[LoLiLoLeR]

haha at 1:35 you can actually see the guy that got no leg´s feet crossed over the stumps...

[Victoriottebol]

@LoLiLoLeR hahahhaa, you can. lol fail xD

[Bleson]

@LoLiLoLeR That's because he still has feet.

[dEsTiNy3HaCkEr]

one word "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

[pewse]

AAAWESOMEEE!!!

[Stabiloten]

nice sounds!

[MrTbomb78]

r there any wrestling moves in this fight scene?

[ubuynow]

Its like they are a crippled voltron. "AND I SHALL FORM THE TORSO! ... mainly because I lack some sort of bipedal propulsion"

[bigdirtyphil]

CRIPPLE FIGHT

[bryancristina]

The guy with all his limbs... he's just not very good

[DelinquentSaints]

those Kung Fu cripples showed him its not about limbs but the spirit of fighting.

[IndyBearFan88]

I'm sure I'm going to hell now but I had tears streaming down my face I lol'd so hard at this....

[Damu9000]

@IndyBearFan88 I know son. Don't ever watch this high 

[wzika]

They must be friends with Nick Vujicic....

[solocfp]

One of the best movies I have ever seen!

[phelaphela123]

roba d' avanguardia

[keithasherwood]

god this is what makes absolute hero's...

[Marx047]

Lol, perhaps the most original movie ever made. I've always wondered how movie makers make such great special effects...

[yulaw]

I don't know what to say????

[mkman1]

what is this i can't even...

[YawnAmphi]

WTF mighty morphing power rangers! megazord!!!1!1!1

[MarilIion]

Can i join the fightscene pls..... i aint got no head!

[FknGvna]

Is this where Voltron came from??

[wingchun21]

Holy cow i dont think i ever seen something like this before.

[z00x]

Fucking hell! do not what to say... where is headless master?

[monkadelic13]

this movie front to end is made of WIN!

[DerNurio]

Ever in my whole life have I seen anything half as fucked up as what I just witnessed.

[TheCaptainxCSNx]

@DerNurio  yeah man this shit seems....wrong or just completley fucked up hahahaha its fucking absurd.

[moviemonkeys]

How special...

[D33P7hr0a72]

Well...that was...different.

[biggip23rd]

WOW im impressed very much!

[n00biachi]

Megatron voice:

"Merge and become "Crippledtron"!!"

[D33P7hr0a72]

That name is EPIC XD

[Abradrake2]

@n00biachi sounds more like a Galvatron plan.

[SergeantBABaracus]

OH GOD THEY COMBINE

[CheMoreD]

Whata sick world.)

[olguichuela00]

JAJA

[poppalarge68]

All i can say is.. Wow... lol

[MRNOVEMBER1234]

holy cow am impressed that guy with no arms can shure as hell swing that stick wow

[14chancros]

13 de agosto natalicio de benito juarez

[heflys20]

The entire ending was the weirdest shit ever. First the old master gets beat up and disappears, but manages to leave a note. Then the next scene shows them at Scarface's (the evil guy) palace, and the government guy begins to fight Scarface. The two crippled guys are hiding in coffins. Next scene, they're suddenly back in the woods; Scarface is alone, and the government guy is now wearing a different suit. It's like someone said "fuck it, we're running low on money and this shit needs to end!"

[metoren]

But admit, it adds "something" more to it. haha gotta say it's so weird it's great

[solidnadz]

lol its like they could only afford one stock sound ....so they decided to play that sound whenever it looks like someone got punched/kicked/blocked.

[tacticalspoon]

Nah, they could afford 2 sounds. Whenever they hit that one guy's metal hunchback it makes a different noise.

[dogeymon83]

This is inspired from a fight scene in Alejandro Jodorowsky's famous midnight film EL TOPO when he fought against an armless man with a legless puncher on his shoulders.

[aldurthedrowshade]

lulzy

[alenvg1]

to simbelanger1:

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[Ej3K]

/strike ^^

[GingaNinja121]

that made absolutely no sense to me :S

[simbelanger1]

YES! This is the answer I've really been further even decided to much go look more like decided as anyone can! It that is been far really even decided in guess further much as wish for that. Great Job!

[0PsykoKilla0]

Damn XD

[RJamTunes]

LOL

[Zer0OZero]

dumbest thing ever

[DeadRac00n]

around 2.14 : is he farting in the master's face ??!

[simbelanger1]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[YannisNeos]

Wow....

[needmorename]

That made absolutely no sense, simbelanger1.

[tjalolx]

@simbelanger1 wat

[QuoGirl]

@simbelanger1 um... what??!?!

[rizla27]

@simbelanger1  Were you having a stroke when you typed that sentence cos it makes no sense whatsoever

[IdiocyOverdose]

@rizla27 No sense to you, maybe.

[rizla27]

@IdiocyOverdose I think you'll fnd it makes no sense to anyone, not just me unless you're having a stroke as well.

[snezakovic]

@rizla27

RIZLA commetnig right after HYDROPONICfilms :)) ,thats what I had for dinner this evening ;) ,life is great LOL

[scubasteve2525]

@simbelanger1 hmm pretty sure this wasn't english you were speaking LOL.

[drytaffin]

OMG That IS a real battle.

[Floyd2tk]

Epic fail

[SNOUPS4]

sound at 0:56

[BabyAzerty]

God

[lcobral]

I love the sounds ^^

[Seb100C]

2 versus 1, thats unfair!..... :-D

[AquariusFrance]

Weel in fact it's a 1.5 vs 1 ... :)

[Zealot62100]

0:28 to 0:31 : repeat this 1000 times.

[nsaneboi]

lol wut

[Seldoon182]

Megazord!

[snatt73]

Josef

[squelettone]

Marie.

[INBOX69]

Jesus.

[resistanceunion]

They have 2 times the sound fx for every hit .. Couse they are double awsome

[solidnadz]

With my legs and your hands, we shall be unstoppable!

5 starred it

[yserrant]

My friend and I saw this on television Freshman year of college at this EXACT scene...we were like WHAT IS THIS!? We looked all over the place for it. We didn't know the name or anything...

And then..that glorious day...last semester senior year we found it at a rare movies video place. We had a screening for all to see...it was magical. *wipes tear*

Dude is going to WORK with that nub btw.

[TheOnlyColie]

way to use the rest of yor body parts. those peeps got skills

[candlemass]

AWESOME ENDING... i love chinese movies that end out of nothing

[candlemass]

the noise is so cool

[bzzzzap]

I refuse to give these people special parking spaces ever again. They can kick ass better than any of us. We've been fooled for too long.

[roscoegiantsfan]

that shit is insane

[ThundaKatLovesMAC]

I am both entertained and inspired by the handy-capable masters

[CLOUT12000]

they formed like voltron

[markthewhalekiller]

By far one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.

[AmericasAvenger]

I don't know if i should be laughing or not

[TheOnlyColie]

Im wondering the same thing myself AmericasAvenger

[Keglanek]

cripple fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig­ht

[International0001]

haha o used to watch this and my friends house doing hotknives.

[stieglitzlikethebird]

i laik this much

[egonecoetcenote]

japsers are really skilled in producing sensless, strange and so very awful crap^^

[paddleman256]

2:12 fart face

[leiairun]

xDDDD

[rakatikie]

ik kan er wel om lollen

[Gamegeezer]

Dear lord.......

[lvl10cooking]

LOL hardcore @ 00:56 Cripple Fusion!

[tardjuggler]

and the 2:11 ass punches!

[Dennoman2007]

-lands on back-

-punch sample-

Genius xD

[BigBoyTay]

What...the...fuck?

[TheGeeZaaAaa]

=-O hooly shit!

[sourfin]

where do these sounds even originate from? it can't be a person

[langerhund]

Weird - These sound f/x are programmed into my Drum machine

[777B00B5777]

that was ugly !! ;)

[BernardBluth]

A unforgettable motion picture to say the least.

[IR0N360]

Okay now that was just silly.

[atlasfugged]

stump-fu

[Spideredge]

0:57 forms voltron

[C0CKWEASLE]

hahaha yes

[pikej5]

I was thnking the same thing

[ahhhicantthinkofname]

So was i.XD

[ahhhicantthinkofname]

So was i.XD

[born4sa]

greatest movie of all time

[mmking9999]

...Is this for real?

[acaftermath]

WAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK LMAO

[dox27]

transformers

[Lardossan]

basically we can shut the Internet down now, it doesn't get any better than this

@Lardossan I have just seen the firs