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  • Still makes me chuckle even after having read the article. That poor kid is going to be made fun of at school, his parents are true assholes.

  • Where did you guys get the Lara Croft from the preview image from?

  • I want my tomb raided....wait what? other way around.....

  • no olivia wilde :(

  • Teacher: "Dovakiin you got an F!!"

    Dovakiin: "FOS RO DAH"

  • I hope they dont make more awfull TB movies

  • My Penis brought me here... And hes disappointed.

  • tomb rider will be Milla Jovovich

  • @hernaz7 really? she doesn't have the body to do it

  • I would kill myself if I were that kid. It would be a cool name but to explain to people who ask....

  • hey! were is the girl whit big breasts? xD

  • tomb raider info starts at 1:00 ends 1:32 :( yup i only clicked on video due to lara thumbnail

  • fk yeah! i live in singapore

  • Singapore !!!

  • 15 years later when the kid is in high-school:

    Friend "Whats up with your name"

    Dragonborn "Um.. I was named after a character in a video game when i was born"

    Friend ".... Cool"

    Dragonborn ".... Fus Ro DAH!"

  • New Tomb Raider? Boobs and ass ahoy my maties!

  • Micheal "your not gonna get off and do your little chicken dance"

    Gob "nah, twisted my ankle shooting hoops or somthing"

    Gob "ka ka kaah ka kah kooooooooo!!!"

    Buster "mother...mothheerrr!!"

    HaHa! God I love Arrested Development!

  • Hell yea!

  • GORILLAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i would love to see the look on the teachers faces of that kid on the first day of school

  • wow. the show has gone down the drain since the 1st 'season' *headshake*

  • Hollywood is running out of ideas because of so many remakes they are making now.

    Sad:'(

  • @DarknessInRiku1 Actually it seems that remakes and covers(as far as music goes) are what the people want. Money is a bigger driver than creativity. That's the sad part.

  • nice shirt

  • What the fuck happened to the show? Are the host and producers sad or something?

  • or that there's video games in the future? LOL! not if the new world order has its way... hello 1984 ROFL!

  • what would happen if Dovakhiin went for a job?

  • @CMT2696, "overqualified!? FUS RO DAH!!!1"

  • :{O nice goatee Khail

  • Damn lucky baby

  • Game of Thrones...

    

  • naw i thought this was going to be funny :(

  • cartoon network use to be my favorite channel but all of my favorite shows ended or were canceled :(. Now they have retarded shows like" the amazing world of gumball", I know it is a little sad that I know the whole title. However there are SO many ads about it when I go on fios.

  • if it was only the kid that gets it then he's under aged and the parents were screwed.

  • tch, i was only here for the boobs

  • Watch that kid grow up to hate all their games :P

  • So cartoon network are going to make an annoying orange show and they fucking cancel samurai jack the best cartoon ever

  • @maxassasin911

    Look at all the gay shows on Cartoon Network "Gumball" or "Adventure time" you see... they remove old shows with new shows that are RETARDED. Now a Annoying Orange show....GAY..

  • @gertixon they cancel shows before they end and keep shit like icarly and victorious and other bullcrap on i am of course talking about our old school cartoon channels i mean remember when they showed anime like dragon ball z

  • @gertixon well you should try regular show its pretty good by todays standards

  • i just klicked this for the hot chick. that showed to be LARA CROFT!

  • I feel sry 4 those babies

  • ANNOYING ORANGE!!!!!

  • u know a show is going bad when they have to put hot chicks in the tumbnail...

  • 12 years later

    Kid "Mom why did u call me Dovahkiin"

    Mother "Cuz of a video game contest on a currently bankrupt company"

    Kid "What!? Didn't you ever think that it would be emotionally scaring for me to know that?!"

    Mother "Hey you asked, plus you get free bathezda games for life..."

    Kid "But I don't even like video games!!"

    Mother "You will play these games and you will ENJOY them!" Best mom ever and emotionally scarred child <3

  • That kid was shit hot dang lucky !

  • I feel bad for that kid.

  • @TheNopec me to... allthough if the guy get's in to football he can just shout at them to get them away he is gonna be the best

  • Who clicked on this just because of the thumbnail?

  • @iSplodeYou how do you get rid of vids with the new format

  • @tarboy69 Go to 'my videos' section and click on a video, then click actions (above) then click on delete, then click confirm.

  • @iSplodeYou i sure did lol

  • @iSplodeYou

    For real, right? I feel cheated.

  • When Will Game OF Thrones be Released i cant wait !!!

  • imma from singapore :) and im proud :)

  • @xXEkoliteXx lol your writting suggests your froma italy

  • @juicycritter actually, no hahaa. i am from singapore :) just like saying imma alot :)

  • Damn...i was born on the wrong day and year...free games are awesome.

  • I'd like my name to mean dragonborn in my language

  • When that kid is grown up he's going to be mad his Dad fùcked up his name for games. Though he is probaly always going to use his second name Tom I guess

  • I'm from Singapore!!!!

  • @16jtt i'm so sorry...

  • @16jtt I Rode it already :D

  • 2:12 hey, its the segway dude in happy wheels!

  • summer glau for lara croft

  • I wouldn't mind Lara Croft raiding my tomb...anyone with me?

  • @cadvan6 So im guessing you haven't heard of womb raider

  • Wow. Khail anonymous really sucks at this.

  • Mother: "What shall we name him dear?"

    Father: "He shall be known as... Dovakiin."

    *Sykrim Theme*

    Father: "I just pray that he doesn't cry at night..."

  • @DavidELD lol

  • @DavidELD his cries are FUS RO DAH

  • OMG IF THAT KID DOESNT LIKE GAMES THEN I WILL TRACK HIM DOWN AND MURRRRDDDDEEERRRR HIM!!!!

    Jks.... I'd steal all the games and run away going "Muhahahahahahaha"!!!

  • thumbs up if you still remember tomb raider for PS1

  • Megan Fox for tomb raider

  • @ninjasniper524 Fuck no. That horrible actress?

  • fuck scarlett johansson, i still think Olivia Wilde should do it !!!

  • game of thrones FTW

  • Amber? GOD NO. WILDE COME AT US!

  • great, time to go out, get a girl pregnant, and name the baby Dovakiihn. GIMMIE THOSE GAMES BETHESDA

  • Minka Kelley for Tomb Raiber

  • The piece of crap annoying orange is gonna be on CN? lol running out of ideas

  • im jelous for thath kid

  • I'd let her raid my tomb......

  • @Falkne womb raider

  • Hey, it's Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

    Oh wait.

  • Olivia Wilde would make a great tomb raider but she's missing the boobs. idk who though...

  • Dragon Born? OMFG!!

  • Jessica Alba for Tomb Raider.

  • why don't i watch tv? youtube, skyrim, league of legends, tv sucks now

  • Also I HATE THE ANNOYING ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!! They don't have any good shows on CartoonNetwork anymore.......half of them aren't even cartoons!

  • Poor kid

    Person:Hey,where'd you get your name?

    Kid: Oh,my parents wanted free Bethesda games for life......

    Person: ..........

  • yeah... even Fox news knew about Dovahkin when he was born on 11/11/11. It also lead to actual news coverage of Skyrim.

  • Fuck, I wish my name was Dovahkiin..

  • @Caboose4rpresident Fuck that i wish my name was caboose

  • @Caboose4rpresident but what about caboose? thats a grat name too ;)

  • i'm from SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!

  • I saw hutch and seananners there before

  • I grew up in the golden age of CN. Sad to see it crumble like it is. :/

  • @NateHitpas Indeed

    

  • Wow really?! that orange shit is going to cartoon network?! Don't they have enough low quality shitty cartoons already?! When, if ever are they going to make a decent original cartoon series that isn't a rip off of a major brand and isn't so 2D and half assed that it isn't an eye sore to watch? I miss good quality cartoons. Cartoon network has nothing but poor quality stuff accept for the Anime and old WB shows. They have made nothing good accept for maybe robot chicken, and now this, EPIC FAIL!

  • hey im paul! oooooooo

  • @CrimsoNShadovv no kidding

  • In tosh.0 they have like the same fence and tree outside when he was talking another the orange. In tosh.0 they were making fun of some super big long ultra sword.

  • Okay so... Any idea when or if the transformers ride is opening in FL?

  • whats arrested development? and oh yea the transformers ride is old news, i went to universal studios near LA and there was sign next to the mummy ride for that ride soo i have no idea where have people have been when this happend

  • I WANNA SEE BOOBIES GODDAMMIT!

  • sweet gorilaz shirt mate my fav band!

  • Angelina is the best

  • fuck that stupid orange

    jessica biel for tombraider

  • @cali4niazownmax Annoying Orange fans can't even spell the shows name right, great job.

  • Annoying Orange on cartoon network????

    Ok this is going to the hell really fast!!!!

  • Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman should play Lara!

  • I really think cartoon network really lost their ways i mean where are all the shows we come to know and love growing up during the '90s like Dexter's Lab, Dragonball Z, Powerpuff girls, and Johnny bravo

    WE MISS THOSE SHOWS!!!!!!

  • @mophead454 Don't forget Courage.

  • Micheal jackson for tomb raider

  • lucky ass kid

  • @mitchsheehy Lucky? Yeah im sure highschools goana be all right for the kid named Dovahkiin

  • @Thereviewser if any one screws with him he could just dragon shout at them fucking idiot.

  • @mitchsheehy Scream at them? Now hes just socially awkward

  • im a fan of Angelina Jolie but damn T.R part isnt for her

  • lol dovah-kid

  • The Annoying Orange SUCKS! thats just me......

  • I miss happy-khail...

  • Jessica Biel for Tomb Raider!!!

  • scarlett johansson for tomb raider

  • @MrCircuse +1!!!

  • @MrCircuse No way! I hate Scarlett Johansson...Olivia Wilde is a pretty good candidate! Maybe Gemma Arterton would do a good job too :P I love her!

  • @TheYoshiGurl why do you hate scarlett?

  • @MrCircuse I don't know....I just don't like her...I think it's her face...Her acting isn't that great to me either...In Iron Man 2 her character was so...annoying. It's like how I don't like Katy Perry...I just don't like her...

  • @TheYoshiGurl You just dislike good looking women?....

  • @XxHateNoEviLxX Nope, I just happen to like better good looking women :P

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  • Don't even joke like that

  • Miley Cyrus for tomb raider?

  • kate beckinsale for tomb raider!

  • annoying orange is complete crap.....sad that's what American TV has come to,complete and utter shit.

  • ANNOYING ORANGE SUCKS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

  • @josephthevilpie Couldn't agree more, sir who shares the same name as me.

  • FREE GAMES!!!!1 ONFG NOT COOL... ME BROTHER WAS NAMED DRAGON BORN BUT 3 DAYS EARLIER >:l

  • I wish I was that kid :'(

  • Free Bathesda Games 4 LIFE?! LUCKY SOB!!!!

  • Hayley Atwell as Lara Croft!

    In Captain America, she proved to me that she is an incredible actress, can play a kickass chick, and has a charming, yet refined, British accent. Then, of course, there's the superficial obvious of her features.

  • ARRESTED DEVELPMENT RETURN!!! W00000000000000000000000000T!!­!!

  • fuck the annoying orange

  • Based on the boobs alone, they should get ScarJo. But, NatPort would be a good choice too. Personally I love Anne Hathaway, but I'm not sure she'd fit the role.

  • I miss the old Cartoon Network :(

  • i think tomb raider is actually hotter..with her clothes on..seriously

  • @BiGbEaR2070 rlly? i dont :/ taking lara's shorts away.. is like idk taking away the cape from superman

  • Olivia Wilde doesn't have the tits to be tomb raider.

  • you know whats stupid adult swim dint accept leo n satan but they accept fucking annoying oange

  • No, Cartoon Network! Stick with Adventure Time and the Regular Show! Those are the only good fucking shows you have right now!! D:

  • @GrayXephyr And bring back Flapjack, and Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

  • :D

  • THIS CHAIR I'M SITTING ON IS UNCOMFORTABLE.

  • yay im from singapore

  • A big WTF about the Annyoing Orange thing.

    I gotta watch this xD

  • I want your shirt Khail. I want it.

  • Cartoon network is big piece of bullshit. Fuck that unfunny cunt fruit shit basket. I want fucking toonami back cartoon fagwork.

  • i want toonami back not this annoying orange shit

  • @tapion567 Toonami was so good :,(

  • what a stupid cartoon network show -.-

  • Dane Boe is a good film maker and editor but Annoying Orange is so godly unfunny you forget he was the one that made it

  • fuck you cartoon network

  • Why is Khail so professional in this one, WHADDAFACK?

  • @AlgernonKong Because he has a beard?

  • What happened to the weekly releases?!

  • So they're changing the spiderman ride into transformers? Cause that's what it looks like to me, considering how the car looks.

  • lucky kid