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  • Doug Stanhope is the man!

  • superb. Pity the pithy point about sport is missed by many

  • @TheRazgriz57 someone should throw batteries at YOU

  • gotta love the yanks fans swarming on here and thinking the video is actually about sports. way to miss the whole point you pinstriped clowns. ..as if rooting for a certain team is some kind of accomplishment to be proud of.

  • I always enjoy the vitriolic, spittle-flecking, tiny fist shaking manlet hysterical RAGE that fans of inferior baseball teams get when they are confronted with my blessed, glorious, ever mighty and awesome NEW YORK YANKEES. SUHKIT, LOOOOZZZEERRRZZZZ!!!!!!! OMFG ROFLFMAO LOFL!!!!!

  • @StudSupreme they don't put money in your pocket. thus you missed the whole point of this skit. OMFG ROFLFMAO LOFL!!!!! OMFG ROFLFMAO LOFL!!!!! OMFG ROFLFMAO LOFL!!!!!

  • Anyone else find it ironic that this brillant bit about ppl giving a shit sports and not about the ruling class fucking them over ALL the time--- then the comments section is all ppl discussing sports. The worlds getting everything it deserves

  • @shug2121 abso-fucking-lutely!

  • FUCK THE YANKEES..LETS GO PHILLIES!!!

  • ohh how sweet it is to hear this after Detroit just kicked their ass

  • Well how do any other teams get there players from buying them, that argument makes no since. Why are they bad for doing what other teams are.

  • @EddieKuntz94 yankees spend 206 million in payroll. pirates spend 40 million in payroll. thus they spend the most money in the league to "buy" their team

  • LMAO!

  • No truer words were ever spoken than f*ck the Yankees....Make it fair and get a salary cap. It's not like you see new york teams in any other professional sport winning enough to brag about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yankees own the greatest choke in history by the hands of the Red Sox!!!!! Up 3 games and lost the next 4 by the BOSTON RED SOX!!!

  • @redhead5150 27.

  • Fuck Baseball

  • BY the way, if this guy is a Mets or Red Sox fan, it explains the bitterness :) Sorry Stanhope, 27 World Championships are 27 World Championships, like it or not.

  • Can this guy do anything besides yell "Fuck [insert group here]? It's getting a little boring.

  • i typed in fuck the yankees because i wanted to see some yankees hate videos, and i ended up discovering my new favorite comedian

  • Same thing for the Dallas Cowboys, Pittsburg Steelers, New York Mets, L.A. Lakers, Detroit Red Wings & Miami Heat!

  • 20 guido douche bags paid $25.00 for an autograph from Jeter.

  • fuck the yankees

  • FUCK THE YANKEES! ITS TORONTO'S YEAR!!!! YANKEES WON'T WIN NO WAY "HOSE"!

  • @CrankyWizard5000 "Hose?" Don't you mean to say, "Jose"? Epic fucking fail, from a Yankees hater. Dumb ass Canadian bastard. Toronto has never won a World Series, and doesn't have won EVER in their franchise history. Jealous fucks. GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @BLVDN1GHTZ

    ... Has never won a world series? Wow, what a fucking dumb ass

  • @BLVDN1GHTZ LOL at you, typical know-nothing Yankees fan. If you paid attention to baseball before 2000, you'd know Toronto won the World series in 1992 and 1993.

  • @ladydontekno Oh sorry, they WON almost 20 YEARS AGO! Shut the fuck up!

  • @BLVDN1GHTZ Don't be mad at me because you didn't do a basic google search before you typed. And if you're going to go screeching about the 27 rings, remember that almost half those rings were won over 50 years ago. So if those rings count, then Toronto's two rings from almost 20 years ago count too. Deal with it.

  • @ladydontekno Google search is for losers like yourself, who have absolute NO knowledge in the sport world. Remember the Yankees last World Series win was 2009. The Blue Jays were back in '93? How can you possibly compare the Empire, to some washed up, Canadian team. I recall baseball also being, an "American" sport, therefore that concludes this discussion. I win, you lose. End of story faggot.

  • @BLVDN1GHTZ I supplied you with facts, since you don't really know too much, and all you can do is is call me a homophobic slur which doesn't apply to me because I'm female. You didn't "win" anything. Try again.

  • @ladydontekno OWN THAT DOUCHE!!!!!

  • @ladydontekno Let's rephrase that last quote. "All you can do is call me homophobic slur which doesn't apply to me because I'm female." Hey you stupid bitch, can you define the meaning of a homosexual? The term, "homosexual" can refer to either men or women. So, by your actions of laziness, it looks to me you failed to supply your case with facts. Once again, I WIN! I got it all bitch! Suck on that! I'm progressing consecutive wins, just like the YANKEES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • @BLVDN1GHTZ Again, you didn't win anything. I proved you have no knowledge of baseball beyond the Yankees (and even your Yankee knowledge might be a bit questionable), and all you can do is go "herp derp durr yankees your a bitchfaggot". Really, sweetie, I'm trying to help you learn a little something. But then again, you're probably not capable of that.

  • @ladydontekno Herp derp? What the fuck does that mean? You trying to say you have herpies. I'm sorry to hear that. But you have yet to inform any knowledge of the Yankees, you're just avoiding the fact that you're an idiotic lesbian. Hit the books and learn something, before you try and hold a debate. You can't handle the criticism, then go play Club Penguin, stupid bitch!

  • @BLVDN1GHTZ Herp deerrr derpderp, You must be new to the internet, Take a seat next to goatse and 2girls1cup.

  • @CrankyWizard5000 are you high ??

  • Was this filmed in New York?

  • @sohighstudio

    It sure was, in 2007 I believe.

  • @ddicecco I wish I was there.

  • "A: they bought the team" Nice observation, jack wagon. Every owner buys their team. I don't think there are any players playing for free.

  • @Christophersboyd someone's getting a little pissed there... 3 comments??? it's a joke bro, relax.

  • @correctionsprod Not pissed. Just pointed out that in my opinion this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. But does the number of comments make you think I'm angry? I didn't use foul language, bold letters or even use any exclamation marks. Some times certain things take longer to convey than others. (though in the 3rd I was a little annoyed when I heard his nonsensical statement).

  • Also, think about it as a business standpoint. The Yankees have money so they will spend it to win championships. To compare to the average person, if you were looking to buy running shoes and had $150 to spend. Would you go to Wal-mart or buy the New Balance shoes that you've been wanting? Most people would probably not go to walmart. The Yankees have had the resources to obtain great players. Is that a problem? No. But yes, there are a lot of asshole Yankee fans. Lot of asshole Cubs fans too.

  • The salary argument again? Really? It show this guy knows nothing about baseball. Money doesn't win Championships. Period. In the past ten years the Yankees have won TWO championsips. In the past 33 years the Yankees have won FIVE championships.. 33 years! The reason why the Yankees are "royalty" is because of players like Ruth, Dimaggio, and Mantle. Before 1979, they had won 22 Championships. For whatever reason, there are a lot of people who think the Yankees win every year or some shit.

  • As much as I love the Yankees, I almost pissed myself when he compared them to cheering for the house at the Casino "I GOT MY DEALER HAT ON, I SPENT FOOD MONEY ON THIS HAT.......I'M HUNGRY...."

  • Lmao "It's like cheering for the casino!" All Yankee fans at this point were destroyed.

  • lol and Bloomberg just enacted a ban on smoking outdoors. The dumbfuckery siege continues.

  • @panicxitsxbrea ban on smoking outdoors? specifically where outdoors? im sure it must be something like right outside of a place of business or something not anywhere, but thats still ridiculous even though I dont smoke.

  • @panicxitsxbrea Keep voting those Demoncraps in and the next smoking ban will be in your own home.

  • @nytmstr Keep voting Rethuglican and you won't have a home!

  • I'm a Yankees fan but this guy is hilarious.

  • @abcdefh1992 Wow I think you are the first Yankee fan to comment so far that actually has a sense of humor! Good on ya!

  • @abcdefh1992 And accurate. : )

  • RED SOX WIN! LOL! 

  • I WISH WE HAD A HUGE OVEN TO ROAST ALL THE PREGNANT JEWISH and nigger WOMEN IN THE WORLD , WATCH THEM BURN ALIVE UNTIL IT SMELLS LIKE CHARCOAL , AND THEN FEED THEM TO THE PIGS !!!

  • @kalimanfeoli WHAT!!!!??

  • @codaddiction555 Aww, u mad brah?

    hahaha, you worthless dumbshit. How does it feel to be owned?

  • fuck u

  • I love the yankees

  • FUCK THE YANKEES

  • @codaddiction555

    SUCK ON THIS COCK! LOL! FUCK! lolz.....lol

  • Fuck you u drunk bitch let's go Yankees

    Lol

  • YANKEES ALL DAY BITCH FUCK U HATERS

  • THIS IS WHY I LOVEEEEEE THE YANKEES. CAUSE ANOTHER FOOL HATER CAN MAKE A LIVING DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST. How else would he make a living, they don't pay you for polluting your lungs and looking like a twirp while doing it. Go hater, go!!

    GO BOMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • O W N E D

  • Will money is part of the game you bitch

  • This faggot ass "comedian" is bitching about smoking outside this guy needs to shut the fuck up and stop being a little bitch no one wants to get lung cancer from your nasty ass second hand smoke this guy can barley breath when hes talking his vains are about to pop out of his freakn head

    Why dont you stop worrying about the yankees and start buying nicotine patches

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  • @ZzSmacKyzZ what the fuck does smoking and cancer have to do with fucking anything, you motherfucking uptight asshat

  • Haha omg he is so funny i cant wait to see him on TV oh wait........hes a fuckin washed up alcoholic non funny faggot. He better take his little routine to Fenway and hope some irish pricks up there find him funny

    this guy will prob commit suicide or die of lung cancer b4 anyone laughs at his jokes

  • @ZzSmacKyzZ I laughed. Your argument is invalid.

  • Most people take sports far too seriously.

  • 2011 payrolls, A.L. East, N.Y. Yankees $201,689,030 (most of anyone year after year), Toronto 62,517,800, Baltimore 85,304,038, Tampa Bay 41,932,171, Boston 161,407,476(#3) Other division leaders, Cleveland 49,188,867, L.A. Angels 138,998,524(#4), Philadelphia 172,976,381(#2), Cincinnati 76,181,365, Colorado 87,998,071. Yankees spend double of almost 2/3 of all the rest of the teams. They just cheat. MLB needs a salary cap then see how good the Yankees are. CHEATERS!

  • FUCK THE FUCKIN YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That's damn right!

    New Yorkers were laughing like the idiots at Doug. Hello! FUCK THE YANKEES! Know what he meant? (lousy and fake new York accent) he wanted youse to geddaouttamuhface and kiss his ass!!!

  • And two short years later, NYC bans smoking outside!

    "New York City lawmakers passed legislation yesterday that bans smoking in public parks, beaches and Times Square. The ban takes effect 90 days after Mayor Bloomberg signs the bill -- which could take ages as he's a busy man. Affected areas include: 1,700 parks, 14 miles of public beaches and surrounding plazas, boardwalks, etc. And Times Square. All of it."

    Little bitches to city hall indeed...

  • >implying everything isn't illegal in Massachusetts

  • Nice. Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • Die hard Philly sports fan fuck the scankees. Love it

  • this motherfucker sound like a real hater wtf lets go yankees if u dont like it suck my dick

  • I love that he's calling New Yorkers out to their faces. And rooting fanatically for a sports team IS a massive waste of time, especially one like the Red Sox or Yankees (they're the same shit to most sports fans). But there are better causes to get behind than fighting the smoking ban.

  • Stanhope for President! This guy is not only genius, he has balls of steel. Kudos!

  • He did this in front of a New York crowd. Fucking haters. Fuck the Yankees.

  • i love seeing muslims raping these crackers and cutting their heads off one by one. FUCK YANKS.

    china power!

  • smoke outside i dont want your cancer

  • @rawproductions08 stop driving your car, I don't want to breath in your exhaust fumes

  • @bigglego I pretty much need my car to get to work, but smoking is pointless

  • @rawproductions08 And I need to smoke to get through work.

  • I BET ALL THE PUERTO RICANSTHAT WATCHED THIS WANT TO KILL THIS GUY NOW LOL

  • KK Zadar

  • Los Angeles Dodgers!

  • He's drunk.

  • Voice of reason!  hahaha

  • Voice of reason! hahaha

  • Fuck the Yankees. Cliff Lee World Series MVP

  • @happyguy215 That would imply Cliff Lee ACTUALLY winning a World Series which hasn't happened in two attempts.

  • YES FUCK THE SKANKEES THERE DONE!

  • Yankees lose!!!!

  • The Rangers r puttin' the kibosh on the wankees so don't trip!!!

  • its still a competitive sport in every aspect from the players, to the coaches, management, staff, owners and even the farm system. I'm tired of these shitty teams hating on the Yankees for paying top dollar... if you got it put it back in your team. We call it Investing! Lets go Yankees #28 is near!

  • FUCK THE YANKEES GO SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS!!!!!!!

  • why is he smoking a cigarette while he performs?

  • @MixesAndStuff

    Because he smokes? I'm not sure what your question is.

  • God I hope that's not a NY crowd cheering him on...if it is...they are a bunch of fucking idiots. He's literally dissing NY and the people of NY...with his whining fag ass.

  • @Geolink2349

    You do realize that the yankees aren't New York's only MLB team, right?

  • @trololotube then who is he talking about? Americans? The little league team that plays in a park league? WHO!

  • @trololotube

    Well in another way they are...

  • @trololotube Exactly. Not to mention, besides Mets fans, you also have lots and lots of Red Sox fans who live in New York. Also, fans of other baseball teams who migrated to New York make up a bigger chunk of the population than any other city, just because of how New York is.

    Then there's the people who don't give a shit about baseball at all, but are sick of the Yankees because of their troglodyte fans. If you add all that up, Yankee fans are a hated minority in New York.

  • @Geolink2349 He is not dissing New York or the people of New York. He is dissing just the idiot ass Yankee fans. Plenty of New Yorkers hate the fucking Yankees and their stupid obnoxious retard fans, too. In fact more so, because we have to live and work with their fucking dumb asses every day.

  • @terracottapie Please don't say that...they are obviously (like every team fans) some dumb fans and some smart fans. I'm a Yankee fan so your comment is made out to offend me (not that I'm offended by your comment) but please know that they are 2 different kind of Yankee fans and not make out all of us to be this money hungry free agent grabbing type of fanbase.

  • @Geolink2349 Nope, you just support the team that's like that, thereby sending a message that you don't mind their practices. Which makes you different from the "other type" of fans how?

  • GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i like how he said "you distracted motherfuckers" at the end...

  • Yeah!!!!!! Fucking jew wal-mart douche bags of professional sports. Fucking MLB is a joke...besides the fact that baseball is fuckin boring.

  • this guy is awesome! i fucking hate the yankees!

  • @ 1:10 What every yankee's fan needs to realize.

  • I have the same attitude toward Lakers fans.

  • dont hate on the yanks.just because they know how to run a team.maybe if other teams fans actually showed up to a game maybe they can bring in money too.

  • @dside4u buying a championship isnt a really ethical way of "running a team"

  • I love how this video is called 'Fuck the Yankees' yet there are Yankee fans commenting on it! Why the fuck would you watch it!? Haha!

  • FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES

  • @AcesHigh696969 lol Mets fan

  • @AcesHigh696969 FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES FUCK THE YANKEES

  • FUCK THE NEW YORK YANKEES! LETS GO BLUEJAYS!

  • @CantWaitToSkate Do you think it would raise their IQ average?

  • @grinder73

    that made me laugh so fucking hard i spat milk out my nose!

  • @CantWaitToSkate BEASTED MOTHA FUCKA!!!! go to hell

  • @CantWaitToSkate yankee fans are the dumbest fucks in the world

  • @CantWaitToSkate Making idle threats over the internet in youtube comments Doug will probably never see is a great way to show you're not a faggot.

  • lets go yankees...

  • @MrUncomfortableTruth the smoking ban is a good thing. i should not have to deal with 2nd hand smoke in a public building, or risk getting cancer so you fags can smoke your 'fags'. its a habit for weak minded people. city hall fucks productive white people when they take half our pay checks away and give it to non productive niggers and spicks. all the yankee haters on here sound just like all the jealous 3rd world filthy countries that complain that they can't compete with america. go yankees!

  • @MrUncomfortableTruth

    Pro-smoking ban and a racist. You just earned "Shitbag of the Day", you dimwitted cocksucker.

  • @MrUncomfortableTruth although a douche bag like this comedian smoking is a good thing since he's buying himself an early death.

  • @Cnice76 Leave yer douche-bag comments to yerself U distracted motherfucker!

  • @TurbotoTaLL I may not necessarily agree with Doug Stanhope but at the end of the day he does have a right to say what he feels and believes. Just the same way I do.

  • I understand the message of losing freedoms in the second half, but FUCK THE YANKEES

  • lol

  • I hate everything about the Yankees, i really do.

  • Fuck the Yankees. Period.

  • nice upload thank you!!!!!! go sox

  • is this guy a comedian or a civil rights activist?

  • Go SOX

    fuck Jeter

    fuck Arod

    fuck the yankees

  • fuck the skankees

  • LET'S GO METS!!!

  • go dbacks!!!!

  • I am a Yankee fan, and I think this guy is hilarious.

  • It must be nice having a team that BUYS its championships like they buy stadiums during a recession. the rest of us have to work for our championships, aint no shame in that !

    it must be nice getting donations from rich bandwaggoners who wouldnt know Babe Ruth from a candy bar

    FUCK THE YANKEES !!

  • Fucking Eh Doug. Good to have some insane sanity in the world. Go Detroit Tigers and their shitty fucking hometown! That's a man's team.

  • FUCK YOU AND YOUR YANKEES!!

  • I don't hate all Yankee fans. Just the ones who don't acknowledge when another team wins, other than the Yankees. C'mon! It's much harder to build a team from nothing (Go Phillies!) and win the World Series, than to just go out and BUY PLAYERS after you see they are good. Doug's analogy of cheering for the casino is great, too!

  • @paydirt78 my thoughts exactly, except i hate yankee fans that dont acknowledge other winners and are full of themselves and think their the best when they do buy their success, by the way, go phillies =)

  • Doug is the man. RED SOX RULE

  • Go Phils!

  • Yeah, 40 world series for that yanker team is quite enough. Why do they even call it baseball anymore? Call it Yankerball. I'm so sick of that team! We have like 30 teams. let someone ELSE go to the world series. Curse the yankers! If the Chcago Cubs can be cursed, then so can the New York Yankers! Fuck them! I curse the yankees to never again go to the world series for the rest of the 21 Century! So fucking be it!

  • CRY BABIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    NYYANKEES ARE THE OWNERS OF THE MLB.

    If i cant cheer for the yankees then i guess its alright for laker fans to cheer for the lakers. Laker fans are more annoying then any other fan to any other sport. KOBE THIS AND KOBE THAT. Im proud to be a YANKEE FAN, MY HOMETOWN TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Phuc the Yankees!!! Sho Nuff! Hate 'em! 2009 couldn't happen to a WORST group of guys, starting with A-Rod!

  • One of the best stand up guys EVER!, why?

    well he's not afraid of anybody or anything.

    Best part, he stands by his views or opinions and thats a rare thing in the world today.

  • you distracted motherfuckers

  • brilliant man

  • Agreed with every word he said......

  • You missed the whole point of this video. Seriously. You missed it completely. I don't even know what to say.

    Seriously though. Baseball is just a game, but you are actually getting fucked in the ass by city hall. I hope the yankees helps with the anal bleeding, you simple minded prick.

  • I seriously sometimes consider removing this post. People think this is about baseball or the Yankees? Idiots. At least a FEW people get it. :)