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  • fuk nike comercial

  • @peterdabest94 ...........LMFAO

  • if you take your time and look closely..

    Lebron traveled time

  • kobe: do u understand my video

    me: no

    kobe: ur welcome

  • Kobe Bryant, you were responsible for exterminating an entire species, and paving the way for humankind to replace the dinosaurs?

    Kobe: Your Welcome

  • More rumors about D Howard going to the Lakers . Kobe Bryants Message to the Orlando Fans.

    Kobe: You're Welcome

    haha

  • is that supposed to make Kobe look smart?

    after i watched this i felt like giving kobe a big WTF

  • check out my PARODY video "kobe system parody"

  • Weirdly I understand what Kobe is saying.Thank You Kobe Bryant.

  • Weirdly I understand what Kobe is saying.Thank You Kobe Bryant.

  • check out my OFFICIAL NIKES RAP SONG. And get yo NIKES ON!!!

  • was that dinosaur a Nigersaurus????

  • Everything is so clear to me now... thank you Kobe Bryant

  • The Lakers reacted, New York Knicks adapted.By New York Knicks I mean Jeremy Lin

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  • KOBE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

  • Arsenal reacted, Milan adapted. Milan won. Milan>Arsenal.

    You understand that Arsenal fans

  • you're welcome lol

  • i wish serena would just bend over and take what she got comin 2that asshole

  • The stupidity of these videos makes my head hurt.

  • @BasketballStud99 the funny thing is Luke Walton has more rings then the whole Mavericks franchise...

  • Actual meaning: If you adapt and conform to the "system" you will live. If you react and protest you will die. Yes, many have no clue of what I'm talking about.

    Romans 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

  • hahahahaa.......i love dis shit!!!!

  • jeremey lin adapted...kobe didnt react........38 pts!!!!! lmfaooooooo

  • @relldatdude1990 Kobe's prime > Lin's career.

  • @iSmashedYourClitoris lollll u got that one

  • Kobe Bryant clearly hates dinosaurs...

  • lol it's actually deceptive cuz the one who got WIPED OUT last year was Kobe himself by the Dallas Mavericks!

  • Kobe killed the dinosaurs

  • @phillyrepn he scored 81 on dinosaurs too hahaha

  • @ Kah41288. fucking hilarious and true. lesson learned

  • Kobe is now the biggest douche in the universe

    

  • Kobe bryant reacted. Jeremy Lin adapted.

    Thank you based Lin.

  • 0:35 perfect troll face

  • AHEMMM may I have Your attention Please ...... Your Welcome

  • I understand now the dinosaurs lost like the Heat!

  • Youre Welcome

  • @iSmokePurps31 thnx dude i couldn't get it. 

  • what does he say at the end ??

  • @deamiddeamid

    "You're welcome".

    You're welcome. (⌐■_■)

  • ROFL

    Your Welcome

  • wait so koby killed the dinosaurs 

  • @chargersfa1 ROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • LOL! The video he showed them was awesome!

  • Serena, looks sooooooo finnnnnnne!

  • I SWEAR THESE VIDS ARE THE BEST LOLOL SO FUNNY

  • @nndang YO CECK OUT MY PARODY I MADE THEN KOBE SYSTEM POARODY

  • he picked him shooting on the heat on purpose

  • Miami Heat reacted after getting a 15 point lead in the 4th quarter of Game 2

    Mavericks adapted

    Mavericks won

    Mavericks > Heat

    Kobe: Is that clear LeBron?

    LeBron: Not really...What does it have to do with me having 0 rings?

    Kobe: Please watch.

    *On the screen* Shows LeBron walking away empty handed and Mavericks celebrating with their championship

    Kobe: You're welcome

  • @peterdabest94 haha wouda been nice if the mavs didnt sweep the lakers that season.... ur welcome

  • @KH1523 Well, the Lakers are 2-0 against the Mavs this season. Pau just sucked during last year's playoffs.

  • @peterdabest94 mavs all day! thx for this.....or if its just for lebron-hate, watevers :D

  • @peterdabest94 incredible comment!

  • @peterdabest94 GET A LIFE ... You're welcome

  • This was funny. Lol. Its so funny how kobe so full of himself and these commercials and he has the right to be.

  • What kobe is trying to say is that he runs like a dinosaur and he shoots game winning meteors. ya'll people are slow.

  • I just don't know how kobe has the will power to keep a straight face in these commercials . . .true actor

  • If Kobe system killed the dinosaurs so Jordan system made the big bang

    hahha

  • hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"u're welcome", hahahahahaha!"!!!!!! this shit is fuckin' great!!

    hahahahah!!!!

  • I don't like Kobe but this is pretty funny.

  • @reddwarfposse kobe thanks you for liking his video, yet he may just send u to hell.... your welcome

  • The relevance of the dinosaurs is definitely a reminder of when Kobe dropped 81 on the Raptors.

  • slam dunk with the power of a meteor,  like wtf?

  • YOUR WELCOME.

  • lmao wow the clip would be against the heat!

  • Kobe should get with Serena

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  • serena so pwetttyyy

  • LMAO at Tony Robins Sitting next to Serena! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • kobey bryant reacted Vanessa Bryant adapted Vanessa Bryant won

  • dam she lookin good

  • Kobe is a dinosaur.

  • @zZJKProductionZz Your Not Welcome.

  • Celtics then Heat o_O

  • too soon?

  • Your welcome. 

  • I cracked up laugh so hard!

  • oh kobe is the rock that will take down the nba?

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  • it makes perfect sense now after last night

    adaptation is not about reaction, kendrick perkins reacted, blake griffin adapted, blake griffin won

  • and by dinosaurs they ment miami, and by miami they ment cris bosh.

  • @MIkzabar HAHA

  • @MIkzabar yo that was the funniest shit ive ever read 

  • @MIkzabar hehehe, koji si ti konj

  • @MIkzabar lol

  • Serena has a phat azz........Your welcome.

  • this reminds me of the joker interrogation spoof where the joker could not understand batman, except then, the actual words that batman said made sense, they were just muffled, in this case, the fucking words dont make any sense

  • @EdgarD8387

    With a ass like that, hmm...

  • Everyone tries to react to Kobe's offense with a stronger defense but he just adapts to their defense and over throws it every time. Their lost in the art of basketball is inevitable. They will never beat Kobe, like if you replay dinosaurs vs meteor over and over the meteor always wins. ALWAYS! Your Welcome.

  • lol ur welcome

  • Serena should adapt to this dick in her mouth

  • it be so cool and funny if shaq was in one of these.

  • @EdgarD8387 Helll no with a ass like that :0 impossible

  • Kobe system response

  • notice how they didnt show kobe banked that shot it in..lol

  • He shoulda rolled a video of a monkey chasing a duck with a jar of peanut butter. Serena would make the same face and Kobe would be like, "You're welcome."

  • hahahaha, LOVE THESE!! :')

  • Will this system help me dominate Serena's ass

  • is it weird that the video explained about the system more than kobe did?

  • The Meteor must have believed in the Kobe System.

  • Your welcome

  • @RETARDSTRENGTH510 you're welcome

  • @lVlclVluffin You're welcome.

  • illuminati ridden video! down with kobe!

  • oh i finally figured it out!.............thanks kobe....i just built a house ON TOP of my house....

  • 0:33 Dat face

  • There is an actual lesson to be learned here. What Kobe is trying to tell us in a very comedic manner, is for us to be an adaptive factor that everything else must react to.

  • @rafybass11 isn't it more that if you react to something you lose, if you adapt to it you win? ie Wade and the Heat reacted to Kobe's offence by having Wade on him, Kobe adapted and hit the game winner

  • @rafybass11 You're so wise...like a miniature Budah.

  • @rafybass11 ..... rafybass, please excuse yourself for wasting 20 million dollars of our time. #movingon

  • @rafybass11 Apologize to BabyLbj4 for wasting two million dollars of his time. lol (reference to other kobe video)

  • @rafybass11 I was not looking for logic but you provided nonetheless.

  • Serena Williams <3

  • i actually understood the point in this one, only one i dont get is the jerry rice one

  • Lebron: How can I become as good as you, Kobe?

    Kobe: You can't.

    *Lebron created 18 accounts..

  • Illuminati Puttin In Woooork!

  • i love kobe man

  • I dont wanna ruin the 24 likes of the 2nd top comment...

  • The heat were the dinosaurs because they had Chris bosh, who looks like a dinosaur

  • Kobe: LeBron, you're like me, FAST & STRONG.

    LeBron: Really?

    Kobe: No

    LeBron: Oh

    Kobe: You're Welcome.

  • Kobe is the new Chuck Norris.

    Pass it on.

  • Message is dont be the dinosaur be the meteor !

  • You're welcome.

  • so Kobe killed the dinosaurs...

  • @BabyLBJ4 .....You're Welcome

  • @BabyLBJ4

    You've successfully mastered the Kobe System. You're welcome.

  • @BabyLBJ4 no..the meteor won...were you and the other 84 idiots even watching???

  • @CobraVerde601 maybe if you were watching...you would have noticed that the kobe's buzzer beater is supposed to be the meteor...forcing everything else to adapt

  • @BabyLBJ4 No, Kobe was a dinosaur. But he adapted !

  • THE HEAT WERE THE DINOSAURS.

  • i'm thankful.

    

  • Lebron: how do i get as good as you Kobe

    Kobe: you dont

    Lebron: WHAT!!

    Kobe: Your Welcome

    everyone claps

  • The Kobme reacted

    The Vanessa adapated

    Vanessa won

    Vanessa > Kobme

  • @AntonSlizzardhands sssshhhhhh.. Im tryna learn some shit

  • @MrPierce5 Then speak to Vanessa

  • GOT DANGIT ALL OF THESE ARE FUNNI !!

  • they should put Lebron on one of these commercials...Kobe will be like Lebron you are successful...but do u have a ring?

  • I hate Kobe. Love his commercials though! LOL...... wait, You're Welcome -_-

  • There's A Message Here ... You Just Gotta Listen

  • even kobe said that left jumper on D wade didn't look like it was going to go in and nike wants to throw that clip in

  • LeBron signed onto his 14 accounts to dislike.

  • Aaah I get it .. he adapted to how the defense was reacting to him and scored the HEat were the dinosaurs and he is the meteor :D

  • @carrastealth if anymore is a dinosaur its kobe

  • ........You're welcome

  • Serena looks amazing

  • LOOOL

  • So this explains why Kobe killed the Raptors & Christina Bosh's family with 81 points on Jan. 22, 2006!

  • Kobe bryant is like a socrates by giving people questions by answering there wuestions without an answer

  • Kobe Is The Meteor Cuz He Adapted Everytime The Leagues Gets Better So He Still Can Dominate, and The Rest Of The Players No Even React and Get Like The Dinosaurs... In The Past!!!

  • Thats what happend when I shot a 3 yesterday and won the game!

  • So, Kobe killed the dinosaurs...

  • He reminds me of Yoda the way you have to get the message lmaoo

  • Best. Teacher. Ever.

  • what the hell is this. is it really the kobe system or the illuminati

  • Lebron: Kobe, I haven't wont a championship yet, what do I do?

    Kobe: You're welcome.

  • its a system, it dont gotta make sense. lol buy the shoe! lol

  • i l ove this LOL

  • @bRegul8rr Your Welcome...LOL. Its The Kobe System!!!!

  • Actually i'm pretty sure it goes "The dinosaurs adapted and the METEOR reacted. That makes more sense. How the hell did the meteor adapt? It fucking blew up. And how did the dinosaurs react? They died.... I'M SO CONFUSED.

  • @bRegul8rr Calm your tits bro, It's a commercial take it easy lol.

  • @bRegul8rr Your Welcome (Kobe Voice)

  • NIKE KOBESYSTEM = bootleg version of K-SWISS Kenny Powers videos

  • Serena: :U

  • 1+1=24 .................? your welcome

  • LOL Serena was is like : WTF ?

    LOL.....

  • im just gonna put this out there, Kobe is a terrible teacher...