orders so when you find youselves in a war zone dont call on jesus or christ or creation to help you and to those robots marix types how hard must you bang your heads i must need some heavyduty stuff to put some sense in you.
They would although they may be the slaves of dan the dark dan they are responsible for their actions, common sense goes a very long way their gods are their commanders and whatever rank they are puppett to remember this when you were in the iraq afganistan when the bullets were flying by your head who you were begging to for protection hipocrates you have a mind regardless of chips etc i know real martyrs who would rather be cour martialed than to betray me and creation cowards keep taking
This is the worst top comments on a youtube comment ever. Both of them are just what happened in the video, but with text. I really liked reading the joke before watching the video.
He's more loyal to Dan, someone who insults and degrades him on a daily basis, then he is to his own wife. That's some dedicated bromance right there.
@skitzmasters Thank you. After I watch a video clip I like to read what was just said in the video clip. IT MAKES IT SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUNNIER! It's almost like YOU'RE the one telling the funny jokes! You're clever and I appreciate it.
@PRESHISS12 I WANT ELISE TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF, i hate her!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST DO! NO, WAIT, I THINK I DO KNOW WHY! IT'S THE NEW MEXICO EPISODE! SHE VAPORIZED INNOCENT PEOPLE AND YET IS STILL LOOKED AT AS THE LEVELED-HEADED ONE, I'LL NEVER GET OVER THAT!! YOU HEAR THAT ELISE?!NEVER! NEW MEXICO WILL HAVE IT'S REVENGE! REVENGE I TELL YOU! I HATE YOU ELISE!
@PRESHISS12 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL, ELISE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE WAS THROWN INTO THAT DUNGEON IN THE MAGICIAN EPISODE, SHE DESERVED IT, AND I'D HAVE HER BE TORTURED BY HER FEARS AGAIN IF I COULD! YEAH, ELISE, AND DAN, YOU TWO ARE GOING DOWN! DOWN DOWN DOWN! D-O-W-N, DOWN!! ESPECIALLY MS.SPY-GUY OVER THERE!
@Daggertoungeomega What the actual fuck
picklesxrxkewl 2 hours ago
orders so when you find youselves in a war zone dont call on jesus or christ or creation to help you and to those robots marix types how hard must you bang your heads i must need some heavyduty stuff to put some sense in you.
daggertoungeomega 2 days ago
They would although they may be the slaves of dan the dark dan they are responsible for their actions, common sense goes a very long way their gods are their commanders and whatever rank they are puppett to remember this when you were in the iraq afganistan when the bullets were flying by your head who you were begging to for protection hipocrates you have a mind regardless of chips etc i know real martyrs who would rather be cour martialed than to betray me and creation cowards keep taking
daggertoungeomega 2 days ago
i would
MrVashfan12349 3 days ago
ringtone material now!
LygarZro 2 weeks ago
Deep contemplation...
randomwowjunkie 2 weeks ago
@PickyMcCritical Lol
MJEandPhyxesVids 3 weeks ago
if it were Rainbow Dash YES.
Marylandbrony 3 weeks ago
I was wearing socks, Eddy.
sourcreampsycho128 3 weeks ago
"If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you!?"
*gasp*"Would I!?"
"Would you?"
"Would I!?"
"Would you?"
"Would I what?"
"Jump off a cliff if Dan..."
"WOULD I!?"
basjumper002 3 weeks ago 3
@basjumper002 Chowder is one of the best cartoons that isn't on the hub.
pockuinator 1 week ago
This is the worst top comments on a youtube comment ever. Both of them are just what happened in the video, but with text. I really liked reading the joke before watching the video.
Nedflyttningsplats 1 month ago
He's more loyal to Dan, someone who insults and degrades him on a daily basis, then he is to his own wife. That's some dedicated bromance right there.
yuriwriter 1 month ago
@yuriwriter It sounds more like Dan is his wife eh? :P
darkironyoshi 4 weeks ago
hahahhahaha that means yes
Kekat147 1 month ago
Love that windy sound when he's thinking about it...
Vaughnblondetail 1 month ago
I would, if I would ever survive O_O
Darkneszzangel 1 month ago
xD I love the blank stare Chris has.
EmoNaruto69 1 month ago
This is fuckin' amazing
Merc261 1 month ago
Elise: If Dan thumbed up this comment, would you?
Chris: *thinks about it*
FerionX 1 month ago 2
Elise: If both top comments are straight from the video. Would you post the same?
Chris: *dramatic stare.
Elise: CHRIS!
Chris: Well, i mean it depends.
Elise: Don't post comments straight from a video!
Chris: I wasn't planning on it.
Elise: But if skitzmasters and PREHISS12 did you would?
Chris: Dramatic Stare.
Elise: CHRIS!
usernameeiinvalid 1 month ago 24
One of the best cartoons out right now.
igdadriver 1 month ago
he's a VERY Loyal friend.
codafett 2 months ago 4
@codafett Loyal or stupid, more or less the same when it comes to being friends with Dan.
Cain1134 2 months ago
Behind "TO THE CAR-MOBILE!" this is my second favorite Dan Vs. clip
drakeTM1 2 months ago
LOL. :)
paget brewster is awesome(Y).
CsiMiamiLover09 2 months ago
I'd like to see Dan VS Scott
Xenonthehedgehog8 2 months ago
@Xenonthehedgehog8 What Scott do you mean :3 Scott of: Scott Vs the world, of Scott Pilgrim? xD
Darkneszzangel 1 month ago
@Darkneszzangel Yes, that Scott :p I think it would be hilarious
Xenonthehedgehog8 1 month ago
NEXT WEEK:
DAN VS. CLIFFS
TooneyD 3 months ago 13
He would if there was an endless buffet at the bottom. Like he says "It depends".
motrojam 3 months ago
My sister asked me this,& I went into a dramatic stare. I seriously doubt I would but still....
sofiaisawsome1000 3 months ago
I was so mind blown the first time I saw this. That's some hardcore friendship right there. O.O
RabidKyuubi 3 months ago
Elise: If Dan jumped off a cliff would you?!
Me: HECK YES!!!
Elise: have fun with that...
00mcwilson 3 months ago in playlist DAN VS.
Elise: If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you?
me: Yeah, sure, if I had had a parachute
Elise: -_-
54Adub 3 months ago
Later that day Chris jumped off a cliff.
sonicheroes4ever 3 months ago
Elise (to me): If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: HECK NO!!!!!
FromtheWordsofBR 3 months ago
i would
ttv0 3 months ago
paradox
DJRiptoBazooka 3 months ago
if Dan jumped off a cliff would you?......CHRIS! we-well It depends..DONT JUMP OFF A CLIFF!.....I wasn't planning to.
yurglepop2 4 months ago
lolz
juanete838 4 months ago
Betty: If Fred jumped into a river, would you follow him?!
Barney: Ofcourse - he can't swim. A'heheheheh.
neongecko06 4 months ago
Hehe Paget Brewster
ChrisieLau 4 months ago
lol
HADESROCKS3292 5 months ago
SOCKS WITH SANDALS.
TheNatalieess 6 months ago 4
DId he really need to pause and consider it?
Alterego912 7 months ago
@Alterego912 yes, yes he does
animeotaku775 7 months ago
Elise sounds like Paget Brewster....is....it Paget Brewster???????
nikkicarter11 8 months ago
@nikkicarter11 Yup. :)
CsiMiamiLover09 8 months ago
@CsiMiamiLover09 Ohhhh....myyyyyy....goddddddddd. She just became that much more awesome.
nikkicarter11 7 months ago
@nikkicarter11 LOOOL. PAGET BREWSTER FTW.
CsiMiamiLover09 7 months ago
@CsiMiamiLover09 Wow. With this and Huff? I will NEVER look at Emily Prentiss the same way again :)
nikkicarter11 7 months ago
@nikkicarter11 LOOOL. She's coming back season 7!!! :)
CsiMiamiLover09 7 months ago
@CsiMiamiLover09 Huzzah!!!!! And TG renewed his contract!!!! Fans: 2, CBS bosses: 0
nikkicarter11 7 months ago
@nikkicarter11 LOOOL. :D
CsiMiamiLover09 7 months ago
@nikkicarter11
YES.
TimeForFunGuy 7 months ago
@nikkicarter11 Yess that would be Paget....
Hanon56 7 months ago 2
Nooo I was just thinking to upload the same clip xD
AnonymousKamel 8 months ago
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Dipstikk 8 months ago
I think EVERYONE would jump off a cliff if Dan did.
ShayminQueenReviews 8 months ago 2
YAOI!
Fargosis16 9 months ago
@Fargosis16 LOL
Trent3562 8 months ago
I would.
Zimrox53 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
elise:if dan jumped off a cliff would you?
chris: *dramatic stare
elise: CHRIS don't jump off a cliff
chris: well i wasnt planning on it
elise: but if dan jumped you would?!?!
chris:*yet another dramatic stare*
elise: CHRIS
skitzmasters 9 months ago 60
@skitzmasters Thanks for writing the captions.
MizCherryBlossom8 3 months ago
@skitzmasters Thank you. After I watch a video clip I like to read what was just said in the video clip. IT MAKES IT SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUNNIER! It's almost like YOU'RE the one telling the funny jokes! You're clever and I appreciate it.
Flowiir 3 months ago
@skitzmasters Me: ,,Well, that was a funny video! And now i´m going to scroll down to the comments to READ what i´ve just seen!"
marsling12 1 month ago 4
@skitzmasters Why are you paraphrasing the dialogue??
@PRESHISS12 Why are you pointing out the obvious??
@PickyMcCritical Why are you getting frustrated by this??
@EverywhereButWendy's Where's the beef??
PickyMcCritical 3 weeks ago
Elise: If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you?!
Chris: *dramatic stare*
Elise: Chris!
Me: Chris is probably thinking "Heck yeah!"
PRESHISS12 10 months ago 44
@PRESHISS12 I WANT ELISE TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF, i hate her!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST DO! NO, WAIT, I THINK I DO KNOW WHY! IT'S THE NEW MEXICO EPISODE! SHE VAPORIZED INNOCENT PEOPLE AND YET IS STILL LOOKED AT AS THE LEVELED-HEADED ONE, I'LL NEVER GET OVER THAT!! YOU HEAR THAT ELISE?!NEVER! NEW MEXICO WILL HAVE IT'S REVENGE! REVENGE I TELL YOU! I HATE YOU ELISE!
smartkitty991 3 months ago
@smartkitty991 OK. Good luck with that. Oh! And tell New Mexico I said hi when you team up with them.
PRESHISS12 3 months ago
@PRESHISS12 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL, ELISE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE WAS THROWN INTO THAT DUNGEON IN THE MAGICIAN EPISODE, SHE DESERVED IT, AND I'D HAVE HER BE TORTURED BY HER FEARS AGAIN IF I COULD! YEAH, ELISE, AND DAN, YOU TWO ARE GOING DOWN! DOWN DOWN DOWN! D-O-W-N, DOWN!! ESPECIALLY MS.SPY-GUY OVER THERE!
smartkitty991 3 months ago
@smartkitty991 CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK
GurrenAmiYumi 2 months ago