Monkey Dust: Clive's Excuse - Humpty Dumpty

[Oscar301]

fuckin poetry :)

[ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz]

this show is depressing and hilarious in equal measures

[flooblewooble]

clive is the best, fuckin love him!

[thisIStheARTofRUIN]

yeah, fuck you bbc, fuck these ads.

[britneystits]

Piss off BBC. I paid the licence fee. Why the ads?

[PoisonInc]

When you think about it... in the Humpty Dumpty rhyme, it says nothing at all about him being an egg.

[MrJuicejohn]

I'm sorry, but this is shit without the introduction :(

[Chiquitadudep]

I think we both know where you got that one from...

[thehegarty87]

anal gimp

[Plantman67]

"I've been spit-roasting a hooker with your Dad."

[brandtus]

lol anal gimp

[Provocaine]

'i covered my nutsack in dog food, chained myself to a lampost and let nature take its course...'

what a show

[RedRadification]

The one I always remember is 'I've been up to my nut's in a King Charles spaniel'.........Funny on!

[Oscar301]

I've been the anal gimp of a German businessman...

[burnzgotshot]

stop putting nissan adverts on!

nissans are shit and they certainly dont dance.

[glynisthecat]

at least the voiceover is done by the voiceover man (or at least sounds like it)

[heliumtrophy]

He's always cracks me up. That one ranks up there with "I've been with your dad at a porn cinema wanking myself silly!"

[muziqsuga]

LOL

[BobTKaye]

Clive cracks me up no end. The resignation in his voice as the sordid truth is revealed is always hilarious.

[UncleKennybobs]

I love Clive.

"I've been trying to fill a bath with cum."

[FreakyOmmi]

it's the one with him arriving home with that beard of gandalf-length rite?? :D :D all time epic favourite!!

[technicalcore]

@UncleKennybobs whats the name of this wid? :DD