religion was "created" becouse our ancestors wanted an explenation for the world and how it works. Nowadays we have sientific proof for all that, so religion is the past. Fuck religion, it has caused nothing but misery!
@Singebuggercat There is shitloads of examples as that one in what he says. Noah for example. 900 years was a mark of great social status, not length of his actual life..
if you read the bible? i dont have time to read the bible... i have kids, they like other fairy-tales. And besides, 25.270 views, 1810 likes, 75 doesnt like. I would say (75 reasons to use condom) Wouldnt that be something GOD?
nice video, can you make one on the effects of god 'as a concept' on people and society? my experience is people don't know the harm believing in this rubbish does to themselves and there community (Thomas Sowell's books are a good start)
Finding out that religion is bullshit (which is great, since that's ONE form of control/manipulation going down) is one thing, submitting oneself to (institutionalized) Science and worshipping Al Gore another...
But then again, Betnér is pissed off at basically everything so that even things out a little... He should do more Bill Hicks-like material though IMO
Moses:"why did u send me to do this - u know i dont have a sense of direction" HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY. cant stop laughing. America totally needs their own atheist, brutal comedians.
I have thought about this for a long time, and I don't want an answer i just want others to think.
Sometimes from religious people you can hear them yell at scientist (usually when they have done something good) that they don't have the right to play God.......
Then let me ask you this: WHO or WHAT gave GOD the right to play GOD?!?!?!?!?!?
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Magnus is one of the most popular comedians in Sweden and he is awesome!! I'm from Sweden and Magnus english material is mostly the same as the material he have used in Sweden on tour and on shows... he is extremely talented and very clever =)
His father is a priest ! this is material from him he knows the bibel inside and oute he dont steal material at all....... he is a jenius ! there will allwayes be poeple that have sed som words that some new comedian says! ofc.... love magnus betner !
everything he talks about is purely translated from his swedish material. so he hasnt watched videos of your american comedians and copied it. :) he's probably the biggest comedian in sweden so im pretty sure he has come up with this stuff himself. ofc there can be similaritys with other comedians material but he's no copycat
About stealing lines.. I bet some americans in here thinks it might be a good idea to try to Patent the lines somehow. Your bitching is actually stealing since Ive heard many times before those lines. Your such a copy cat. Ooops now I stole someones line about copy cat. Hm I have to come up with complete new sets of langauge and meanings.. IL BE BACK!
But I'd imagine a decent portion is original or an astonishing coincidence, because a lot of material I had never heard. Like the line of burning bushes. I'd never heard that but I had heard the exact same comparison with 'fairytale GPS' from another comedian. So I just figured it was a writer who wrote all the best atheist jokes into one vid. I'm a bit of a comedy nut, though. It seemed even written purposely like a 'best of' of a lot of stuff I've heard.
This Swedish dude stole a lot of those jokes from a lot of US comedians. I actually had never heard of this guy until this video but I had heard all these jokes almost verbatim from comedians Lenny Bruce, Carlin, Paul Rodriguez, Ron White, Richard Jeni (R.I.P.), etc. etc. I actually just thought this was a mix done by someone like a professional writer but I understand he tells jokes in Swedish too. So it's possible maybe he got away with it because his audience was unfamiliar.
You dont think those people steal jokes as well - and put their twist on things? Buddy, get some perspective on things.
Besides - nobody cares if ppl do this, just as long as we like what we hear and get a good laugh. Isnt that the point? Or do you have some other take on why we watch these things... please do tell, i will respect your opinion.
"you get mind controlled through your subliminal subconscious...God's Word protect you against these things so you can have a sound mind".
Strange that u talk of rational minded ppl as being "brainwshed", bcoz they cant see the "truth" of some supernatural being u believe in that has absolutely no evidence, whos existence contradicts observed reality & who was written about by ignorant camel herders in the Palestinian desert more than 2000 yrs ago. Look in the mirror and see brainwashing.
The History of the Jewish people. The rise and fall of empires. It is all documented in the Bible. Prophecis 100% accurate and proves the Bible right. The creation itself testifies of a Creator. You put your faith in random chance which is foolishness.
We are being deceived because the truth gets twisted by falsefied facts which is deception. Watch lies in the textbooks, or in lies we trust. You have to dig through the deception to find the truth. You only look at the surface.
holy crap you are all over the place. just like your fav book, the big book of multiple choice. i have to say i have a favourit verse "Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him. (1 Kings 20:35-36).... love
God speaks through His prophets. Ignoring the prophets will have consequences, because it's like turning your back on God, and walking away from His protection. We need God's protection in the coming period when the UN/ NWO are starting their de-population program. Jesus is God in the flesh, rejecting what He has to say, will have spiritual and eternal consequences.
The Bible always explains itself. No prophecy is of any private interpretation. (2 Peter 1:20)
absolutely true. just like when god tells you to sacrifice you only son, you should obey. don't question, don't object to the idea of human sacrifice or murder, dont consider the immorality of it, just do it........ more love. i mean, no profit has ever said something crazy like "hit me or god will kill you" or "a raped woman has to marry her rapist and live with him forever"..... oh, wait..........
Abraham meditated on God's promise that through Isaac the whole world would be blessed, so he knew God would come through one way or the other. The prophet had a bigger plan and purpose in regards to hitting him... read the whole story. In the forced sex issue the woman consented to have sex, because she could have cried out. This law would prevent people to have lustful sex, because then you were tied to the person forever.
The worlds elite want to get rid of at least 2 billion people.
thats even better. consider all the consequences and problems with the whole 'human sacrifice' thing, understanding that it is against everything you believe, and then do it anyway!!! Much better, now i can see your point.
i like the idea of 'no woman was ever raped, it was always consensual'......right. make sure you get the innocent with the guilty. no exceptions, no proof needed, just follow and obey blindly, always execute. thanks for nothing
and i would ask you what evidence you have about this de-population thing, but we both know you have none, so whats the point. its a 'faith' thing, just like your book.
Taking verses out of context and giving it a false twist is a trick of the devil. That's why the Bible says in all thy getting, get understanding. When you study the Bible and read it in proper context then it all becomes clear.
If you study the New World Order and the nazi connection through project paperclip, Vaccinations, Fema camps and coffins, Georgia quide stones, eugenics then it will all become clear.
We are being enslaved into a scientific antichrist dictatorship... all prophecied
is there any critisim of the bible that you would consider not be a trick of the devil? what i am saying is, is there any evidence that could even get you to consider any question in regards to the bible? or are you so utterly convinced that the bible is true that nothing, no matter what could be presented and proved that was not true in the bible, you would have to stay with the bible?
and i think i have a better understanding of everything on that list than you do, exept for
introduced by convicted fraudster, currently serving 10 yrs in jail, 'dr' kent hovind..... well, thats problem number one. what the hell kind of new world order says 'hey, i have an idea, lets put our secret plans on some giant stones and leave them at a tourist spot, hang up direction signs, for all to see revealing to the world our plans to kill them all"................ get a clue and use it.
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They love to show what they are doing. They feel all powerful, and that the sheeple are to dumb to even notice. Their symbolism is everywhere. 9/11 was a ceremonial masonic ritual to initiate us into their plans and mysteries. The delusion will get stronger, and the deception will increase. This all ties in with Bible prophecy, and you will be left clueless of what is really going on, if you don't filter the truth through the word of God.
ok, just so i have this straight. the nwo has given into their pride and published their intentions, thereby jeopardising their plans, of killing most of the people (with no idea of what benefit that would be to them) that all started with 911. and this was all foretold in the bible. you have got problems. nobody could be that stupid. what bible verses foretell this exactly? how long has this been going on, and why do they want to kill us all?
They are so powerful, that they will succeed. They have all the money, but now they are looking for ultimate control. They have been systematicaly working on this for the last 100 years. WW1 league of nations, WW2 United Nations, WW3 New World Order. The Bible describes this as the anti(pseudo)christ reign. Daniel 2 and 7 prophecy this as well as the book of revelation. Psalm 2 also fortells this. If you watch Milan Martin lucifer children on google video, then it will all become clear.
well, then it is a shame that god only feels the need to tell us about it instead of actually doing something about it. maybe the next civilization he creates won't be such a balls up.
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That's the result of turning our back on God, and subconsciously following Satan the God of this world. The next civilization Christ comes back to rule, so the physical and the spiritual will be established. This way you only get one truth rooted in unconditional love. This life is just a test for eternity. God only wants to continue with the people that trust Him, and that He can trust. We need to research the truth, since blind faith does not please God. Prophecy proves the Bible right!
you haven't answered a single question i have asked. you continue to push the idea that the bible has foretold this crap but refuse to back it up with a single verse or any data. you can't show any evidence for the worlds population being exterminated except for some stones that are public knowledge and videos on youtube. not exactly compelling or even interesting.
its just a shame that god couldn't get it right the first time.
The high level freemasons follow lucifer the lightbearer. They are the illuminated ones ruling the world and serving Satan. The real power behind this are the Jesuits, since the Vatican is running the show behind the scenes. They are the spiritual power behind all this. Revelation 18:3, 23 expose this deception. They are forming the New World Order through their order out of chaos technique. Creating wars and revolutions, and solving them for more money and control.
ok, so i just read revelations 18 3/23. i didn't see anything like; new world order, guide stones, extermination of the world, or anything even close. the passages interpret the fall of Babylon carried out by god. how is that relevant, what dose that have to do with anything? what evidence do you have that the freemasons or the vatican are involved and where do they come in?
The Bible outlines the bigger picture, since it the foundation of truth. Revelation 18:3 is the Vatican 23 are the freemasons. The Federal Reserve is owned by the Jesuit. The Bank of America is a knights of Malta bank. Listen to Jesuit control of banking. Watch history of freemasonry. UN occult agenda. Study theosophy. In lies we trust. It's all about world domination and setting up the antichrist kingdom, as prophecied. Psalm 2 and Daniel 2 and 7 and the book of revelation describes this proces
ok, so the bible is vague and non specific on the issue because it is supposed to be vague and non specific in giving us the big picture. this is in comparison to a story in the bible of a city being destroyed by god as opposed to your story of men exterminating the world for a reason you can't tell me......
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The Bible is the foundation of truth. The Holy Spirit leads and guides you into all truth. In all thy getting get understanding. You will always remain clueless of what is going on because you don't love the truh and choose to remain ignorant.
The Bible is very specific about the main events. Mark of the beats for example.
Revelation 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
the bible is the way of the truth? like 'the moon is a light' or 'rabbits chew cud' or any of the dozens of 'facts' that the writers of the bible (women hating and ignorant men) got wrong.... really wrong. and youre trying to tell me that i am ignorant? and who has the mark of the beast? tell me a bible prophecy that has come to pass?
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The moon does reflect light, and rabbits leave green pallets which they do eat again. Jesus was prophecied to the day. The Jews being scattered all over the world and becoming a nation again. Possibility of no flesh surviving. Forming of a new world order. Rise of apostacy.
True believers love everyone, even their enemies. The mark of the beast is nanotech vaccines, making you susceptable for scalar wave mind snapper technology. It's all coming including disclosure of E.T, fallen ones, life!
the moon reflects light, it is not a light as the bible states. and rabbits don't chew cud, as the bible states, and the prophecy of jesus and his life was all written well after the fact, his very existence is questionable. i keep asking you questions and you give me vague bible verses that could be applied to any time in history and buzz words like 9/11 and new world order. i especially liked "nanotech vaccines", as i have never heard it before.
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The whole new testament is concealed in the old. Bible prophecy is 100% accurate.
You either don't believe because you don't want to be held accountable and are therefor willingly ignorant, or you have bought some kind of mind controlled lie.
If you look at the world through the lens of scripture it will all become clear, but you need to get your head out of the sand and do some research.
Rise of the 4th reich by Jim Marrs is a good way to start. Thule vril society, project paperclip.
you don't get it, you win, i'm not playing anymore. i mean anybody who isn't convinced by vague bible prophecy that isn't even close to what your saying and could be applied to any time in history, along with you tube vids with convicted criminals explaining that the world is going to be exterminated for reasons you don't know, would have to be stupid.................... right? in any case you win. go away
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Satan is the God of this world. He rules but God is in control. When you turn your back on God then He can't help you anymore, because He gave us to authority and dominion to rule over His creation, and He won't violate free will and free choice.
Hitler was a luciferian theosophist. He followed the doctrine of the mystic H.P. Blavatski deeply rooted in the occult. He was backed up by the same forces who are in control today, establishing their NWO antichrist new age deception under the UN!!!
Hitler became a Christian at age 15. He was confirmed on Whitsunday, 22 May 1904 at the Linz Cathedral. His sponsor was Emanuel Lugert, a friend of his late father.
Hitler may have been influenced by the writings of the ideologist and anti-Semite Lanz von Liebenfels and polemics from politicians such as Karl Lueger, founder of the Christian Social Party.
Whole gnostic Catholicism hides behind Christianity. Don't be fooled by name Christians or organized religion. The Bible and the teachings of Christ expose al of these deceptions.
It's obvious that you have functioning brain cells.However arguing with zealots is like fighting Bruce Lee in 1972,you have no chance of winning and you will only get hurt trying.But you have my respect for the attempt. :D
The world certainly doesn't seem too blessed. Thousands of people have died a horrific death by the time you finished reading this comment. Yes, say your grace at the table, because if 'god' exists, the food you're eating is what that SOB called 'god' took from the starving people.
"The Bible did not became the best selling book through random chance. It is because it is the foundation of truth"
The Bible has nothing to do with truth. Do u think ppl came to believe in Christianity bcoz it made sense, that it was logical? Read some history; Christianity was FORCED upon ppl of pre-colonised lands at the edge of a sword. It prevails today bcoz ur ancestors were told, "believe this or die".
If the Bible is true, why did they need to threaten ppl to believe it? THINK.
You are mixing up organized religion with true Bible faith. The Bible exposes the deception of organized religion, and any other belief system, like evolutionism.
Any ideology that is trying to establish a wordle empire, is going against the teachings of Christ who said. My Kingdom is not of this world otherwise my servant would fight.
He came to save the world and to restore the relationship with God, and through His unconditional love with others as well.
"...and any other belief system, like evolutionism"
Interestingly u did not say, "a belief system like gravitism". Evoultion is not based on belief; it is based on fact, just like the theory of gravity. And no, it is not trying to "establish a world empire". Reality is reality, that's all it is. The Bible has no reality - no proof for all its magical claims, it contradicts the reality that we now know endlessly. If u believe in it, ur walking proof of human ignorance.
Macro evolution is never proven, is based on the wrong assumption, and impossible due to the entropy law. Things are winding down not up. To believe we are a cosmic accident mutated from the slime of the earth requires bigger faith. There is coding, structure and design to everything. To think that it all happened randomly contradicts every experiment in any field of science, especially information science and quantum physics. We are being enslaved into a scientific luciferian dictatorship....>
> based on falsefied facts presented as truth. What the eyes see and the ears hear the mind believes. That how they fool the ignorant. Science has also proven that we live in a 10 dimensional universe. We can only perceive 4... 3D + time. The rest is spiritual. You might have some left brain knowledge, but you get mind controlled through your subliminal subconscious right brain. Causing you not to think straight anymore. God's Word protect you against these things so you can have a sound mind.
"What the eyes see and the ears hear the mind believes"
Yes, exactly. So what ur saying is u know the truth, despite that fact that u "truth" contradicts everything we see, hear and experience.
"Science has also proven that we live in a 10 dimensional universe..."
If ur talking about string theory, then again ur wrong. Scientists don't say, "this is absolutely correct" - ur alone in that realm I'm afraid. And how do u go from there to "the rest r spiritual?"
Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. We are told what to think, not how to think. Information science and quantum physics pulls the rug under evolution. I have investigated everything I believe in, and came to the conclusion that we are living a mind controlled lie. Consciousness awareness and spiritual discernment as well as moral laws are vital for life. Spiritual dis-ease causes physical disease. The things that are seen are temporal, the unseen is eternal.
"Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance"
EXACTLY. Go read some books, study things empirically and reach ur own conclusions based on EVIDENCE. Ur not even engaging my arguments but continue to repeat absolute BS mindlessly. You, Im afraid, are the epitomy of indoctrination at its very best. Saiyonara.
Th cross is foolishness unto those that perish, and the wisdom of the world is foolishness unto God.
We are speaking two different languages. You put your faith in the temporal physical. I put mine in the spiritual eternal.
Again I have investigated everything. You are being enslaved into a scientific dictatorship based on falsefied facts. I have studied these facts. I have studied history, the cults and the occult.
The Bible exposes all deception. Random chance.... Ha!
if science was controled by an evil dictatorship with an agenda other than discovery it would accept creationism because religion is the tool for enslaving humanity and keeping the powerful powerless. it stops us from being curious and striving for knowledge.
Science proves intelligent design, especially information science and partical physics. Macro evolution is never proven, and the entropy law does not allow it.
History is God's answer to our questions. Prophecy proves the Bible right. The moral asbsolutes is aslo a way to tell this.
All ground breaking science is channled information. The thule vril society opened pandorra's box. It is no in the hands of the luciferian world elite, that will bring us into a scientific antichrist dicatorshp
aside from all your conspiracy theory bull crap...lets look at you're arguement for the bible being 100% true.
"history proves your god's existance"
again, even if there were prophecies in the bible and the prophecies (in original texts from 2000 yrs ago) came to pass, THAT PROVES NOTHING OF YOUR GOD. ALL IT SUGGESTS IS THAT THE HUMANS WHO WROTE THE BIBLE WERE ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE.
oh, there are no absolute morals, ask 100 people, get 100 different answers.
Walking in love is the highest moral, love you neigbour as yourself. Everything outside the circle of love is not from God. Every ideology that is trying to establish and worldly kingdom is going against the teachings of Christ.
The Holy Spirit leads and guides you in all truth, so you can see through all the deception.
If you bring the world into focus through the lens of Scripture it will all become clear.
WW1... league of nations, WW2... UN, WW3 NWO with e.t. life disclosure. Wake up
Gabe, A media mind controlled fool who believes everything he sees on t.v. Dumbed down by the schooling system who tells you what to think, not how to think.
You either don't want to believe because you don't want to be held accountable, or you have bought some kind of lie.
Please investigate where you put your faith in, since cosmic, chemical and macro evolution has been debunked.
The US, Russia and China lead the list of mind controlled countries. Snap out of it dude.
Fox news what a joke. Reading the Bible is as realistic as it gets, because it describes this period of time in great detail. It is all coming to a conclusion.
Nanotech vaccines, scalar wave mind snapper technology, E.T. alien life strong delusion, eugenics and de-population, NWO antichrist rule, mark of the beast. Get ready man it is crunch time, and it is all coming to a conclusion.
Watch Milan Martin Lucifer's children on google video, or rise of the 4th reich by Jim Marrs.
Typical reation form a mind controlled fool. Clueless of what's really going on.
Do some research. Watch project camelot Jim Marrs. Non Christian researcher, who spend 40 years of his life researching WW2 and the Nazi CIA connection, under project paperclip. Interesting stuff if you want to know what your government is doing.
Everyone has beliefs. You probably put your faith in evolutionism and random chance.
The CIA was set up to move the nazi scientist to the US, and they started working for NASA. Werner von Braun was a Nazi. Prescot Bush and Allen Dulles orchestrated this project paperclip.
You understanding is so flexible that has made you extremely gullible. Ignorance is bliss. I wish I was as naive as you. Bey Gabe.... it has been fun!
"Macro evolution is never proven, is based on the wrong assumption, and impossible due to the entropy law"
This statement alone shows u do not understand even the basic principles of the theory of evolution, nor the principle of entropy (why is that even relevant here?). U r obviously ignorant on these subjects & merely repeating something u read on a website.
"To think that it all happened randomly contradicts..quantum physics". Again, u don't even understand quantum physics; it is random
The Bible is a more sure Word of prophecy. God declares the end from the beginning. It is all outlined predestined and foretold. History is God's answer to our questions, but you have to dig through the deception and falsefied facts to find the truth. Soon E.T. life will be revealed which will be the prophecied strong delusion for those who don't love the truth. The antichrist NWO and the new age religion is all being prepared. We are facing a time of huge deception, but u r deceived already.
The Bible did not became the best selling book through random chance. It is because it is the foundation of truth. All the facts can be verified in regards to science, archeology, history, morals and even prophectic. The Bible proves itself right over and over again. You either don't want to be held accountable, or you have bought some kind of lie. The Bible exposes all organized religion and reveals relationship, with God and with other. We need to research what we believe in. I did... Did you?
The Quran neglects the two greatest commandments. Love God and your neighbour as yourself. I was not raised and not forced. I just came to the conclusion that the teachings of Jesus would lead to a loving peaceful world, and God filled with the Holy Spirit in the process.
After that I started researching the truth, the cults and the occult in regards to history. I came to the conclusion, that we are living a lie, and that the Bible exposes all deception. Prophecy is 100% accurate!
What I was trying to say, is that all the myths went away, because of the unchanging truth of God's Word being preached to the ends of the world.
If you want to put your faith in random change with no meaning or purpose to it all, and with zero intelligence then go ahead. It probably suits you just fine.
Ramohog said: the unchanging truth of God's Word.... put your faith in random change with no meaning or purpose to it all
Why don't you own slaves? Why isn't the troops bringing home virgins as spoils of war? Well, God is OK with it, what about you? maybe your morals superceed Gods?
The process of evolution is NOT random. NOT RANDOM! NOT RANDOM! learn it already. I do not work on faith, but simple observable, testable, quantifiable facts making up evolution can't be brush away.
The origin of life is randoma according to evolutionism. Macro evolution is a lie. Micro evolution is built in, in order to sustain life, but it does not support macro evolution.
The Bible is a ungoing realistic revelation on God's redemption plan for mankind. God's judgment is always righteous. People were destroying themselves. God needed to put a stop to that.
Science, history, archeology and prophecy prove God's Word right all the time. You just lack understanding, and bought the lie.
Why don't you own slaves? Why isn't the troops bringing home virgins as spoils of war? Well, God is OK with it, what about you? maybe your morals superceed Gods?
Ramohog said: Macro evolution is a lie
We can crossbreed Salad and radishes, making "Saladishes". Saladishes are fertile among other saladishes.
Ram said: Science.... prove God's Word right all the time
Yeah, like Pi = 3, earth 6000 yrs old, global flood and all that... LOL!
I don't own slaves because we are not under the old covenant anymore. This was only for the Isrealites. God had a redemption plan to save mankind. It is better to serve righteousness, the to be enslaved in a corrupt system and false worship..
The law of the Spirit indeed supercedes the law of the Old Testament. That's why Jesus came. It was all prophecied. It just requires understanding.
Science proves that there is structure, coding and design to everything. This implies intelligence.
Science "proves" nothing. Science gathers evidence and facts and explain why the facts are interlinked to our best understanding. You do not know jack about anything within science so stop using it pls. DNA is so much a code, it's more like a recipie.
There is no design! Snowflakes, minerals, diamonds they form all by themselves in nature.
Jesus did not come to abolish the OT.
To belive the OT is now invalid does not require "understanding", it requires a makeshift workaround that fails
Coding, structure and a recipe still require intelligence. If you have the right ingredients and the right book you can create whatever you desire.
Jesus did not abolish the O.T. but to supercede by higher spiritiual laws. The Old Testament is just physical evidence of what is going on in the spirit realm.
Let me ask you a question. What is the soul, consciousness awareness and spiritual discernment, how do you explain that scientificly?
Im proud of being swedish atm <3
MrWhiteApples 3 weeks ago
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hahaha he is so fucking awesome
IceysMoment 1 month ago
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IceysMoment 1 month ago
Its sounds so wrong in my ears when he speaks in English x)
JOxpkral 1 month ago
religion was "created" becouse our ancestors wanted an explenation for the world and how it works. Nowadays we have sientific proof for all that, so religion is the past. Fuck religion, it has caused nothing but misery!
LeoFoppa 2 months ago 5
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
glaciem9 2 months ago
how to piss of an entire religion in under 10 minutes :D
Erobazai 2 months ago
Betnér säger exakt det man tänker. Sveriges lugnt bästa komiker och borde vara världens!
Fapmarcus 2 months ago
Betnér är ju så jävla kung
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he went little to far there
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thehahayyy16 3 months ago
I can grow tired of his religious talks. But almost everything else he does is really good :)
OlgaDysthe 3 months ago
Go Betnér!
Acedonis 4 months ago
i fucking love this guy. he's totally my idol.
G0LLM3R 4 months ago
Alright, I'm a Christian and I thought this guy was hilarious.
crlsjvrm 5 months ago
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That's respekt dude.
Fidd91 5 months ago
I laughed my ARSE OFF @ "if god doesn't like gay people, why did he put the prostate where it can be touched" XD
Singebuggercat 6 months ago
that "camel" throught the eye of a needle BS is actually a mistranslation from the ancient greek - Kamel is ancient greek for "rope" - true story.
Singebuggercat 6 months ago
@Singebuggercat There is shitloads of examples as that one in what he says. Noah for example. 900 years was a mark of great social status, not length of his actual life..
Anyway ^^,
OlgaDysthe 3 months ago
well, shit, I don't want to taste chocky when I'm trying to taste pussy...
Singebuggercat 6 months ago
Sooooo much old material from Betner...
GuidDaweey 7 months ago
if you read the bible? i dont have time to read the bible... i have kids, they like other fairy-tales. And besides, 25.270 views, 1810 likes, 75 doesnt like. I would say (75 reasons to use condom) Wouldnt that be something GOD?
Mopherion 9 months ago 3
Betnér is more fun in Swedish. Imo
holy1337 9 months ago 5
Betner for president of sweden!
Sassemannen81 10 months ago 4
@Sassemannen81 Vi har inte president.
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Betner for president of sweden!
Sassemannen81 10 months ago
Betner for president of sweden!
Sassemannen81 10 months ago
@Sassemannen81 We all want him as a president
JulyArises 7 months ago
I find it hilarious that the recommended video for this vid is for a free bible app for your phone!!! rofl, when will they learn?!
JPGuitarGuyFutrell 10 months ago
nice video, can you make one on the effects of god 'as a concept' on people and society? my experience is people don't know the harm believing in this rubbish does to themselves and there community (Thomas Sowell's books are a good start)
jameslincs 1 year ago
Finding out that religion is bullshit (which is great, since that's ONE form of control/manipulation going down) is one thing, submitting oneself to (institutionalized) Science and worshipping Al Gore another...
But then again, Betnér is pissed off at basically everything so that even things out a little... He should do more Bill Hicks-like material though IMO
Guitarscreech06 1 year ago
Moses:"why did u send me to do this - u know i dont have a sense of direction" HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY. cant stop laughing. America totally needs their own atheist, brutal comedians.
poochief89 1 year ago
@poochief89 They've got quite a handfull, mate. They are just beeing sorted out. Or cencored.
NotWorthPrayers 1 year ago
@poochief89 George Carlin.
paaaatrika 1 year ago
I have thought about this for a long time, and I don't want an answer i just want others to think.
Sometimes from religious people you can hear them yell at scientist (usually when they have done something good) that they don't have the right to play God.......
Then let me ask you this: WHO or WHAT gave GOD the right to play GOD?!?!?!?!?!?
Se1ander 1 year ago
Man just when I thought that I couldn't like Magnus Betnér any more he bashed America. Oh, what a wonderful video :).
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glennjgd 1 year ago
haha
TheSerenede 1 year ago
Fucking love this vid. SIMPLY AWESOMEEEE..
jrev37 1 year ago 7
Magnus Betnér always telling the truth about society and people laugh at it.
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BrunoCupim 1 year ago
Magnus is one of the most popular comedians in Sweden and he is awesome!! I'm from Sweden and Magnus english material is mostly the same as the material he have used in Sweden on tour and on shows... he is extremely talented and very clever =)
kuttran 1 year ago 5
His father is a priest ! this is material from him he knows the bibel inside and oute he dont steal material at all....... he is a jenius ! there will allwayes be poeple that have sed som words that some new comedian says! ofc.... love magnus betner !
Prajmo 1 year ago 4
@Prajmo You might want to think about taking some english lessons mate, no offense mate.
simonthesorcere 1 year ago
@simonthesorcere i suck at english typing =P
Prajmo 1 year ago
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ChuckNorris130194 2 years ago 5
everything he talks about is purely translated from his swedish material. so he hasnt watched videos of your american comedians and copied it. :) he's probably the biggest comedian in sweden so im pretty sure he has come up with this stuff himself. ofc there can be similaritys with other comedians material but he's no copycat
Gabrielbjurek 2 years ago 5
@Gabrielbjurek im from sweden to but alot of his material in swedish seems similar some joes straight of Bil Hicks
MrP945 1 year ago
im from sweden i and love Betner, stop to belive in something who´s not real. Its just a story. stop it.
johbro10 2 years ago 7
very good, i'll have to ck out more of his stuff.
godisdeadagain 2 years ago 2
pretty gd damn good.
godisdeadagain 2 years ago 3
About stealing lines.. I bet some americans in here thinks it might be a good idea to try to Patent the lines somehow. Your bitching is actually stealing since Ive heard many times before those lines. Your such a copy cat. Ooops now I stole someones line about copy cat. Hm I have to come up with complete new sets of langauge and meanings.. IL BE BACK!
st4t1sk 2 years ago 9
"and no, we can't put a GPS in the story...that would turn it into a fairytale"
Almost subtle but ruthlessly funny.
Paxmax 2 years ago 6
But I'd imagine a decent portion is original or an astonishing coincidence, because a lot of material I had never heard. Like the line of burning bushes. I'd never heard that but I had heard the exact same comparison with 'fairytale GPS' from another comedian. So I just figured it was a writer who wrote all the best atheist jokes into one vid. I'm a bit of a comedy nut, though. It seemed even written purposely like a 'best of' of a lot of stuff I've heard.
igytsiycm 2 years ago
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This Swedish dude stole a lot of those jokes from a lot of US comedians. I actually had never heard of this guy until this video but I had heard all these jokes almost verbatim from comedians Lenny Bruce, Carlin, Paul Rodriguez, Ron White, Richard Jeni (R.I.P.), etc. etc. I actually just thought this was a mix done by someone like a professional writer but I understand he tells jokes in Swedish too. So it's possible maybe he got away with it because his audience was unfamiliar.
igytsiycm 2 years ago
I don´t like to believe that Magnus "The Angry god" Betnér is a fraud, sorry...
Fluffguden 2 years ago 2
You dont think those people steal jokes as well - and put their twist on things? Buddy, get some perspective on things.
Besides - nobody cares if ppl do this, just as long as we like what we hear and get a good laugh. Isnt that the point? Or do you have some other take on why we watch these things... please do tell, i will respect your opinion.
gislo 2 years ago 5
Simply brilliant.
repsesper 2 years ago 4
This guy's funny shit. =D
I was waiting for someone to put it this bluntly.
Makonu2 2 years ago 2
Very nice, a few jokes that I had not heard from him before, I like the one about lining up burning bushes all the way to the promised land.
ceezmad1 2 years ago
Det lät no jävlig bra! (Norwegian Swedish ftw?)
Bleachfanoftheyear 2 years ago
that priest was awesome just letting him do that lol.
That was hilarious.
DIVX54978 2 years ago 3
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stupid video
VyckRo 2 years ago
lol your stupid
FIGHTFANNERD3 2 years ago
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No I am not Atheist!
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Inmylifealive 2 years ago
IT IS!
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Inmylifealive 2 years ago
This guy deserves some sort of award.
Sloth7d 2 years ago 44
Good shit man, pro vid.
hawlybawls 2 years ago 4
this was the best thing ive seen on youtubbe...fuck yes
princofdachi 2 years ago 6
Dude, this was awesome! i am reeling.
untomatchi 2 years ago 5
Did I sense a bit of Adam Ferrera in there? :P
Shit was fun
SkyggeTygge 2 years ago
This is one of the best videos i've seen in a long time
pakko57 2 years ago 6
That was awesome! Thank you.
Aslapacrosstheface 2 years ago
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Hans engelska suger verkligen xD
(His english really sucks xD)
labanrim 2 years ago
varför påpekar varenda jävel hans engelska..är din engelska så jävla mycket bättre? skriv nått man vill läsa..
Metaljolfa 2 years ago 7
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Ja min är bättre. Varför svarar du ens om det är så onödigt inlägg?
labanrim 2 years ago
Best video I have ever seen.
emoly1994 2 years ago 6
everything about this video is completely true
wickedclowncop80 2 years ago 8
I'm lost! x] love this video
CooKi3isCrunk 2 years ago 5
What are we supposed to do when we get to heaven?
Why does god care about it?
Do you mean he cares like we do?
He has a brain like we do?
Well, that would explain all his fuckups.
rewasder2 2 years ago 4
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niggerniggerniggernigger
Tys0nFawlay 2 years ago
really? so you would call your great great grandmother a communist?
kidspranqe 2 years ago
i bow to you Magnus for bravery, for sharing your logic, for thinking.
/respect
realorshee 2 years ago 9
this is seriously the BEST video ive ever seen!!!!
wickedclowncop80 2 years ago 6
Arghaaahaha!!
Paxmax 2 years ago
seriously! after seeing this I want magnus to become an actor.
Chaaarge 2 years ago 3
if you read the bible you will not believe in god
Isuckatpaintball2 2 years ago 84
Amen :)
Gatrye2 2 years ago 4
"you get mind controlled through your subliminal subconscious...God's Word protect you against these things so you can have a sound mind".
Strange that u talk of rational minded ppl as being "brainwshed", bcoz they cant see the "truth" of some supernatural being u believe in that has absolutely no evidence, whos existence contradicts observed reality & who was written about by ignorant camel herders in the Palestinian desert more than 2000 yrs ago. Look in the mirror and see brainwashing.
AcquiredKnowledge 2 years ago
The History of the Jewish people. The rise and fall of empires. It is all documented in the Bible. Prophecis 100% accurate and proves the Bible right. The creation itself testifies of a Creator. You put your faith in random chance which is foolishness.
We are being deceived because the truth gets twisted by falsefied facts which is deception. Watch lies in the textbooks, or in lies we trust. You have to dig through the deception to find the truth. You only look at the surface.
Ramohog 2 years ago
holy crap you are all over the place. just like your fav book, the big book of multiple choice. i have to say i have a favourit verse "Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him. (1 Kings 20:35-36).... love
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
God speaks through His prophets. Ignoring the prophets will have consequences, because it's like turning your back on God, and walking away from His protection. We need God's protection in the coming period when the UN/ NWO are starting their de-population program. Jesus is God in the flesh, rejecting what He has to say, will have spiritual and eternal consequences.
The Bible always explains itself. No prophecy is of any private interpretation. (2 Peter 1:20)
Ramohog 2 years ago
absolutely true. just like when god tells you to sacrifice you only son, you should obey. don't question, don't object to the idea of human sacrifice or murder, dont consider the immorality of it, just do it........ more love. i mean, no profit has ever said something crazy like "hit me or god will kill you" or "a raped woman has to marry her rapist and live with him forever"..... oh, wait..........
and what the hell is a de-population program?
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
Abraham meditated on God's promise that through Isaac the whole world would be blessed, so he knew God would come through one way or the other. The prophet had a bigger plan and purpose in regards to hitting him... read the whole story. In the forced sex issue the woman consented to have sex, because she could have cried out. This law would prevent people to have lustful sex, because then you were tied to the person forever.
The worlds elite want to get rid of at least 2 billion people.
Ramohog 2 years ago
thats even better. consider all the consequences and problems with the whole 'human sacrifice' thing, understanding that it is against everything you believe, and then do it anyway!!! Much better, now i can see your point.
i like the idea of 'no woman was ever raped, it was always consensual'......right. make sure you get the innocent with the guilty. no exceptions, no proof needed, just follow and obey blindly, always execute. thanks for nothing
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
and i would ask you what evidence you have about this de-population thing, but we both know you have none, so whats the point. its a 'faith' thing, just like your book.
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
Taking verses out of context and giving it a false twist is a trick of the devil. That's why the Bible says in all thy getting, get understanding. When you study the Bible and read it in proper context then it all becomes clear.
If you study the New World Order and the nazi connection through project paperclip, Vaccinations, Fema camps and coffins, Georgia quide stones, eugenics then it will all become clear.
We are being enslaved into a scientific antichrist dictatorship... all prophecied
Ramohog 2 years ago
is there any critisim of the bible that you would consider not be a trick of the devil? what i am saying is, is there any evidence that could even get you to consider any question in regards to the bible? or are you so utterly convinced that the bible is true that nothing, no matter what could be presented and proved that was not true in the bible, you would have to stay with the bible?
and i think i have a better understanding of everything on that list than you do, exept for
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
Georgia quide stones...... what the hell is that?
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
Georgia guide stones are the humanist commandments for the fascist New Word Order. You Tube Georgia Quide stones.
Ramohog 2 years ago
introduced by convicted fraudster, currently serving 10 yrs in jail, 'dr' kent hovind..... well, thats problem number one. what the hell kind of new world order says 'hey, i have an idea, lets put our secret plans on some giant stones and leave them at a tourist spot, hang up direction signs, for all to see revealing to the world our plans to kill them all"................ get a clue and use it.
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
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They love to show what they are doing. They feel all powerful, and that the sheeple are to dumb to even notice. Their symbolism is everywhere. 9/11 was a ceremonial masonic ritual to initiate us into their plans and mysteries. The delusion will get stronger, and the deception will increase. This all ties in with Bible prophecy, and you will be left clueless of what is really going on, if you don't filter the truth through the word of God.
Ramohog 2 years ago
ok, just so i have this straight. the nwo has given into their pride and published their intentions, thereby jeopardising their plans, of killing most of the people (with no idea of what benefit that would be to them) that all started with 911. and this was all foretold in the bible. you have got problems. nobody could be that stupid. what bible verses foretell this exactly? how long has this been going on, and why do they want to kill us all?
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
They are so powerful, that they will succeed. They have all the money, but now they are looking for ultimate control. They have been systematicaly working on this for the last 100 years. WW1 league of nations, WW2 United Nations, WW3 New World Order. The Bible describes this as the anti(pseudo)christ reign. Daniel 2 and 7 prophecy this as well as the book of revelation. Psalm 2 also fortells this. If you watch Milan Martin lucifer children on google video, then it will all become clear.
Ramohog 2 years ago
well, then it is a shame that god only feels the need to tell us about it instead of actually doing something about it. maybe the next civilization he creates won't be such a balls up.
octobergrey1985 2 years ago 2
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That's the result of turning our back on God, and subconsciously following Satan the God of this world. The next civilization Christ comes back to rule, so the physical and the spiritual will be established. This way you only get one truth rooted in unconditional love. This life is just a test for eternity. God only wants to continue with the people that trust Him, and that He can trust. We need to research the truth, since blind faith does not please God. Prophecy proves the Bible right!
Ramohog 2 years ago
you haven't answered a single question i have asked. you continue to push the idea that the bible has foretold this crap but refuse to back it up with a single verse or any data. you can't show any evidence for the worlds population being exterminated except for some stones that are public knowledge and videos on youtube. not exactly compelling or even interesting.
its just a shame that god couldn't get it right the first time.
octobergrey1985 2 years ago 2
The high level freemasons follow lucifer the lightbearer. They are the illuminated ones ruling the world and serving Satan. The real power behind this are the Jesuits, since the Vatican is running the show behind the scenes. They are the spiritual power behind all this. Revelation 18:3, 23 expose this deception. They are forming the New World Order through their order out of chaos technique. Creating wars and revolutions, and solving them for more money and control.
Ramohog 2 years ago
ok, so i just read revelations 18 3/23. i didn't see anything like; new world order, guide stones, extermination of the world, or anything even close. the passages interpret the fall of Babylon carried out by god. how is that relevant, what dose that have to do with anything? what evidence do you have that the freemasons or the vatican are involved and where do they come in?
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
The Bible outlines the bigger picture, since it the foundation of truth. Revelation 18:3 is the Vatican 23 are the freemasons. The Federal Reserve is owned by the Jesuit. The Bank of America is a knights of Malta bank. Listen to Jesuit control of banking. Watch history of freemasonry. UN occult agenda. Study theosophy. In lies we trust. It's all about world domination and setting up the antichrist kingdom, as prophecied. Psalm 2 and Daniel 2 and 7 and the book of revelation describes this proces
Ramohog 2 years ago
ok, so the bible is vague and non specific on the issue because it is supposed to be vague and non specific in giving us the big picture. this is in comparison to a story in the bible of a city being destroyed by god as opposed to your story of men exterminating the world for a reason you can't tell me......
get a grip.
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
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The Bible is the foundation of truth. The Holy Spirit leads and guides you into all truth. In all thy getting get understanding. You will always remain clueless of what is going on because you don't love the truh and choose to remain ignorant.
The Bible is very specific about the main events. Mark of the beats for example.
Revelation 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
watch?v=WB6iMOc5wK8
Ramohog 2 years ago
the bible is the way of the truth? like 'the moon is a light' or 'rabbits chew cud' or any of the dozens of 'facts' that the writers of the bible (women hating and ignorant men) got wrong.... really wrong. and youre trying to tell me that i am ignorant? and who has the mark of the beast? tell me a bible prophecy that has come to pass?
octobergrey1985 2 years ago 2
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The moon does reflect light, and rabbits leave green pallets which they do eat again. Jesus was prophecied to the day. The Jews being scattered all over the world and becoming a nation again. Possibility of no flesh surviving. Forming of a new world order. Rise of apostacy.
True believers love everyone, even their enemies. The mark of the beast is nanotech vaccines, making you susceptable for scalar wave mind snapper technology. It's all coming including disclosure of E.T, fallen ones, life!
Ramohog 2 years ago
the moon reflects light, it is not a light as the bible states. and rabbits don't chew cud, as the bible states, and the prophecy of jesus and his life was all written well after the fact, his very existence is questionable. i keep asking you questions and you give me vague bible verses that could be applied to any time in history and buzz words like 9/11 and new world order. i especially liked "nanotech vaccines", as i have never heard it before.
you need to get help.
octobergrey1985 2 years ago 3
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The whole new testament is concealed in the old. Bible prophecy is 100% accurate.
You either don't believe because you don't want to be held accountable and are therefor willingly ignorant, or you have bought some kind of mind controlled lie.
If you look at the world through the lens of scripture it will all become clear, but you need to get your head out of the sand and do some research.
Rise of the 4th reich by Jim Marrs is a good way to start. Thule vril society, project paperclip.
Ramohog 2 years ago
you don't get it, you win, i'm not playing anymore. i mean anybody who isn't convinced by vague bible prophecy that isn't even close to what your saying and could be applied to any time in history, along with you tube vids with convicted criminals explaining that the world is going to be exterminated for reasons you don't know, would have to be stupid.................... right? in any case you win. go away
octobergrey1985 2 years ago 3
You should see them. Weird.
ReverendAtomSmasher 2 years ago
is that the missing link i have been hearing so much about?
octobergrey1985 2 years ago
Hitler was a Christian.
JohnWoo 2 years ago 7
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Satan is the God of this world. He rules but God is in control. When you turn your back on God then He can't help you anymore, because He gave us to authority and dominion to rule over His creation, and He won't violate free will and free choice.
Hitler was a luciferian theosophist. He followed the doctrine of the mystic H.P. Blavatski deeply rooted in the occult. He was backed up by the same forces who are in control today, establishing their NWO antichrist new age deception under the UN!!!
Ramohog 2 years ago
Hitler became a Christian at age 15. He was confirmed on Whitsunday, 22 May 1904 at the Linz Cathedral. His sponsor was Emanuel Lugert, a friend of his late father.
Hitler may have been influenced by the writings of the ideologist and anti-Semite Lanz von Liebenfels and polemics from politicians such as Karl Lueger, founder of the Christian Social Party.
JohnWoo 2 years ago 5
In public, Hitler often praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture.
"As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice."
JohnWoo 2 years ago 4
Whole gnostic Catholicism hides behind Christianity. Don't be fooled by name Christians or organized religion. The Bible and the teachings of Christ expose al of these deceptions.
Ramohog 2 years ago
It's obvious that you have functioning brain cells.However arguing with zealots is like fighting Bruce Lee in 1972,you have no chance of winning and you will only get hurt trying.But you have my respect for the attempt. :D
harkying99 2 years ago 3
The world certainly doesn't seem too blessed. Thousands of people have died a horrific death by the time you finished reading this comment. Yes, say your grace at the table, because if 'god' exists, the food you're eating is what that SOB called 'god' took from the starving people.
JohnWoo 2 years ago 4
"The Bible did not became the best selling book through random chance. It is because it is the foundation of truth"
The Bible has nothing to do with truth. Do u think ppl came to believe in Christianity bcoz it made sense, that it was logical? Read some history; Christianity was FORCED upon ppl of pre-colonised lands at the edge of a sword. It prevails today bcoz ur ancestors were told, "believe this or die".
If the Bible is true, why did they need to threaten ppl to believe it? THINK.
AcquiredKnowledge 2 years ago
You are mixing up organized religion with true Bible faith. The Bible exposes the deception of organized religion, and any other belief system, like evolutionism.
Any ideology that is trying to establish a wordle empire, is going against the teachings of Christ who said. My Kingdom is not of this world otherwise my servant would fight.
He came to save the world and to restore the relationship with God, and through His unconditional love with others as well.
Ramohog 2 years ago
"...and any other belief system, like evolutionism"
Interestingly u did not say, "a belief system like gravitism". Evoultion is not based on belief; it is based on fact, just like the theory of gravity. And no, it is not trying to "establish a world empire". Reality is reality, that's all it is. The Bible has no reality - no proof for all its magical claims, it contradicts the reality that we now know endlessly. If u believe in it, ur walking proof of human ignorance.
AcquiredKnowledge 2 years ago
Macro evolution is never proven, is based on the wrong assumption, and impossible due to the entropy law. Things are winding down not up. To believe we are a cosmic accident mutated from the slime of the earth requires bigger faith. There is coding, structure and design to everything. To think that it all happened randomly contradicts every experiment in any field of science, especially information science and quantum physics. We are being enslaved into a scientific luciferian dictatorship....>
Ramohog 2 years ago
> based on falsefied facts presented as truth. What the eyes see and the ears hear the mind believes. That how they fool the ignorant. Science has also proven that we live in a 10 dimensional universe. We can only perceive 4... 3D + time. The rest is spiritual. You might have some left brain knowledge, but you get mind controlled through your subliminal subconscious right brain. Causing you not to think straight anymore. God's Word protect you against these things so you can have a sound mind.
Ramohog 2 years ago
"What the eyes see and the ears hear the mind believes"
Yes, exactly. So what ur saying is u know the truth, despite that fact that u "truth" contradicts everything we see, hear and experience.
"Science has also proven that we live in a 10 dimensional universe..."
If ur talking about string theory, then again ur wrong. Scientists don't say, "this is absolutely correct" - ur alone in that realm I'm afraid. And how do u go from there to "the rest r spiritual?"
Ur certainty is ur failing.
AcquiredKnowledge 2 years ago
Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. We are told what to think, not how to think. Information science and quantum physics pulls the rug under evolution. I have investigated everything I believe in, and came to the conclusion that we are living a mind controlled lie. Consciousness awareness and spiritual discernment as well as moral laws are vital for life. Spiritual dis-ease causes physical disease. The things that are seen are temporal, the unseen is eternal.
Ramohog 2 years ago
"Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance"
EXACTLY. Go read some books, study things empirically and reach ur own conclusions based on EVIDENCE. Ur not even engaging my arguments but continue to repeat absolute BS mindlessly. You, Im afraid, are the epitomy of indoctrination at its very best. Saiyonara.
AcquiredKnowledge 2 years ago
Th cross is foolishness unto those that perish, and the wisdom of the world is foolishness unto God.
We are speaking two different languages. You put your faith in the temporal physical. I put mine in the spiritual eternal.
Again I have investigated everything. You are being enslaved into a scientific dictatorship based on falsefied facts. I have studied these facts. I have studied history, the cults and the occult.
The Bible exposes all deception. Random chance.... Ha!
Ramohog 2 years ago
if science was controled by an evil dictatorship with an agenda other than discovery it would accept creationism because religion is the tool for enslaving humanity and keeping the powerful powerless. it stops us from being curious and striving for knowledge.
SageOfScience 2 years ago
Ram idiot,
lets say that you are correct. that scientific evidence has been falsified and all scientific theories are BS....
HOW DOES THAT PROVE YOUR DR SEUS BOOK CORRECT?
IT DOESN'T!! WHETHER SCIENCE IS CORRECT OR NOT, YOU ARE BELIEVING DOG SHIT.
SageOfScience 2 years ago
Science proves intelligent design, especially information science and partical physics. Macro evolution is never proven, and the entropy law does not allow it.
History is God's answer to our questions. Prophecy proves the Bible right. The moral asbsolutes is aslo a way to tell this.
All ground breaking science is channled information. The thule vril society opened pandorra's box. It is no in the hands of the luciferian world elite, that will bring us into a scientific antichrist dicatorshp
Ramohog 2 years ago
silly Rammy,
aside from all your conspiracy theory bull crap...lets look at you're arguement for the bible being 100% true.
"history proves your god's existance"
again, even if there were prophecies in the bible and the prophecies (in original texts from 2000 yrs ago) came to pass, THAT PROVES NOTHING OF YOUR GOD. ALL IT SUGGESTS IS THAT THE HUMANS WHO WROTE THE BIBLE WERE ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE.
oh, there are no absolute morals, ask 100 people, get 100 different answers.
SageOfScience 2 years ago
Walking in love is the highest moral, love you neigbour as yourself. Everything outside the circle of love is not from God. Every ideology that is trying to establish and worldly kingdom is going against the teachings of Christ.
The Holy Spirit leads and guides you in all truth, so you can see through all the deception.
If you bring the world into focus through the lens of Scripture it will all become clear.
WW1... league of nations, WW2... UN, WW3 NWO with e.t. life disclosure. Wake up
Ramohog 2 years ago
lol,
Ramohog: A Preaching Monkey
SageOfScience 2 years ago
Gabe, A media mind controlled fool who believes everything he sees on t.v. Dumbed down by the schooling system who tells you what to think, not how to think.
You either don't want to believe because you don't want to be held accountable, or you have bought some kind of lie.
Please investigate where you put your faith in, since cosmic, chemical and macro evolution has been debunked.
The US, Russia and China lead the list of mind controlled countries. Snap out of it dude.
Ramohog 2 years ago
hahaha,
ok ramdog,
go listen to fox news some more.....
SageOfScience 2 years ago
Fox news what a joke. Reading the Bible is as realistic as it gets, because it describes this period of time in great detail. It is all coming to a conclusion.
Nanotech vaccines, scalar wave mind snapper technology, E.T. alien life strong delusion, eugenics and de-population, NWO antichrist rule, mark of the beast. Get ready man it is crunch time, and it is all coming to a conclusion.
Watch Milan Martin Lucifer's children on google video, or rise of the 4th reich by Jim Marrs.
Ramohog 2 years ago
Wow,
you have to work pretty hard to make yourself sound more stupid with each statement.
Bravo Ramdog
SageOfScience 2 years ago
Typical reation form a mind controlled fool. Clueless of what's really going on.
Do some research. Watch project camelot Jim Marrs. Non Christian researcher, who spend 40 years of his life researching WW2 and the Nazi CIA connection, under project paperclip. Interesting stuff if you want to know what your government is doing.
Ramohog 2 years ago
ww2, CIA, and US Government have NOTHING to do with your pathetic beliefs.
i on the other hand have no beliefs and my understanding of reality, history, and government is quite flexible.
This is how you should be ramofag. Stop messaging me.
SageOfScience 2 years ago
Everyone has beliefs. You probably put your faith in evolutionism and random chance.
The CIA was set up to move the nazi scientist to the US, and they started working for NASA. Werner von Braun was a Nazi. Prescot Bush and Allen Dulles orchestrated this project paperclip.
You understanding is so flexible that has made you extremely gullible. Ignorance is bliss. I wish I was as naive as you. Bey Gabe.... it has been fun!
Ramohog 2 years ago
get a life ramfag
SageOfScience 2 years ago
"Macro evolution is never proven, is based on the wrong assumption, and impossible due to the entropy law"
This statement alone shows u do not understand even the basic principles of the theory of evolution, nor the principle of entropy (why is that even relevant here?). U r obviously ignorant on these subjects & merely repeating something u read on a website.
"To think that it all happened randomly contradicts..quantum physics". Again, u don't even understand quantum physics; it is random
AcquiredKnowledge 2 years ago
The Bible is a more sure Word of prophecy. God declares the end from the beginning. It is all outlined predestined and foretold. History is God's answer to our questions, but you have to dig through the deception and falsefied facts to find the truth. Soon E.T. life will be revealed which will be the prophecied strong delusion for those who don't love the truth. The antichrist NWO and the new age religion is all being prepared. We are facing a time of huge deception, but u r deceived already.
Ramohog 2 years ago
The Bible did not became the best selling book through random chance. It is because it is the foundation of truth. All the facts can be verified in regards to science, archeology, history, morals and even prophectic. The Bible proves itself right over and over again. You either don't want to be held accountable, or you have bought some kind of lie. The Bible exposes all organized religion and reveals relationship, with God and with other. We need to research what we believe in. I did... Did you?
Ramohog 2 years ago
Its the best selling book because people are ignorant to believe in it.
Because people are raised to believe in it.
Because people are forced to believe in it.
It tell the same truth as any other book, The koran, The Diversity of Species or Harry Potter.
The Bible is like everthing which cant be proven: Mojodojo
Deadandlivin 2 years ago
The Quran neglects the two greatest commandments. Love God and your neighbour as yourself. I was not raised and not forced. I just came to the conclusion that the teachings of Jesus would lead to a loving peaceful world, and God filled with the Holy Spirit in the process.
After that I started researching the truth, the cults and the occult in regards to history. I came to the conclusion, that we are living a lie, and that the Bible exposes all deception. Prophecy is 100% accurate!
Ramohog 2 years ago
Ramohog "The Bible did not became the best selling book through random chance"
I have never payed for a bible..... they are always seemed to be given away... they are pretty hard to sell..
Paxmax 2 years ago 5
What I was trying to say, is that all the myths went away, because of the unchanging truth of God's Word being preached to the ends of the world.
If you want to put your faith in random change with no meaning or purpose to it all, and with zero intelligence then go ahead. It probably suits you just fine.
Ramohog 2 years ago
Ramohog said: the unchanging truth of God's Word.... put your faith in random change with no meaning or purpose to it all
Why don't you own slaves? Why isn't the troops bringing home virgins as spoils of war? Well, God is OK with it, what about you? maybe your morals superceed Gods?
The process of evolution is NOT random. NOT RANDOM! NOT RANDOM! learn it already. I do not work on faith, but simple observable, testable, quantifiable facts making up evolution can't be brush away.
Paxmax 2 years ago
The origin of life is randoma according to evolutionism. Macro evolution is a lie. Micro evolution is built in, in order to sustain life, but it does not support macro evolution.
The Bible is a ungoing realistic revelation on God's redemption plan for mankind. God's judgment is always righteous. People were destroying themselves. God needed to put a stop to that.
Science, history, archeology and prophecy prove God's Word right all the time. You just lack understanding, and bought the lie.
Ramohog 2 years ago
Notice how you always dodge the questions Ram?
Why don't you own slaves? Why isn't the troops bringing home virgins as spoils of war? Well, God is OK with it, what about you? maybe your morals superceed Gods?
Ramohog said: Macro evolution is a lie
We can crossbreed Salad and radishes, making "Saladishes". Saladishes are fertile among other saladishes.
Ram said: Science.... prove God's Word right all the time
Yeah, like Pi = 3, earth 6000 yrs old, global flood and all that... LOL!
Paxmax 2 years ago
I don't own slaves because we are not under the old covenant anymore. This was only for the Isrealites. God had a redemption plan to save mankind. It is better to serve righteousness, the to be enslaved in a corrupt system and false worship..
The law of the Spirit indeed supercedes the law of the Old Testament. That's why Jesus came. It was all prophecied. It just requires understanding.
Science proves that there is structure, coding and design to everything. This implies intelligence.
Ramohog 2 years ago
Science "proves" nothing. Science gathers evidence and facts and explain why the facts are interlinked to our best understanding. You do not know jack about anything within science so stop using it pls. DNA is so much a code, it's more like a recipie.
There is no design! Snowflakes, minerals, diamonds they form all by themselves in nature.
Jesus did not come to abolish the OT.
To belive the OT is now invalid does not require "understanding", it requires a makeshift workaround that fails
Paxmax 2 years ago
Coding, structure and a recipe still require intelligence. If you have the right ingredients and the right book you can create whatever you desire.
Jesus did not abolish the O.T. but to supercede by higher spiritiual laws. The Old Testament is just physical evidence of what is going on in the spirit realm.
Let me ask you a question. What is the soul, consciousness awareness and spiritual discernment, how do you explain that scientificly?
Ramohog 2 years ago