Expert Village fails (part 1)

[Jessica0519]

Watch. Learn. Don't.

[BridgerBlogs]

GIVE ME THAT BACK! Thank you..

[hiyya8402]

Hi this is John

[Novarto]

Has that drawing guy ever actually seen a whale?

[Bloodpetal15]

GIMME THT BACK thankyou :)

[MrGimpyLoser]

7:31 had me laughing so bad =)

[MrGimpyLoser]

LOL OMG I have a shit load of videos on the net I would like to delete that I got paid for =)

I think Expert Village paid for people to make videos. then went under

[KnucklesTheEchidna37]

4:47. Fail goatee

[tjenner2]

OMG! How can these be qualified Experts??? And FIRE John...

[zadose]

2:31 "How to draw a whale. Cartoon eye, make him happier, nostril, top fin, side fin, eyebrow. Theres our cartoon whale."

Me: Thats NOT ok, it means your worthless and your project itself failed!

[MeLovesVouge]

hi this is john!

[guitarnutter32]

4:15 I pissed myself laughing!!

[Ibanezx123]

haha these videos are great...in a bad way. It sucks the only tutorial i have found for the proper classical guitar "fingering" for one of my favorite songs is by expert villiage. Guess what; it's a series of 30 videos, all with the same boring minute long introduction. They probably could have split it up into 2 or 3 videos or just do a better job of teaching it haha.

[Lyrext]

LOL @ 8:00

[nookbandit]

OMG I pissed my pants laughing,where is Jose the car guy?

[slayerpianoman]

At the whale part I couldn't hold the laughter in anymore

[AbbyDabbyGurl]

EXPERT VILLAGE SUCKS!

[slashmysoul]

1 2 3 4 5

2 3 4 5

2 3 4 5

2 3 4 5

lmao!

[DominoVlog]

"I'm Jon Pee Funk" Hahaa

[Bmotley3305]

"Hi this is john, on behalf of Expert Village, today i will be sowing you how to be mono tone."

[YourDailyLaughz]

The last video just summed up every instructor in expertvillage.

[AkumaADemoncus]

@YourDailyLaughz Yet they still uploaded that video.

[YourDailyLaughz]

Is 4:05 real!?

[TerrasqueNR]

HAHAHAHAHA Whale nostril!

[TheMlgGamers2011]

Villagers took an arrow to the knee xD

[MegaAries1992]

Anybody else hear "Life's Been Good" by Joe Walsh in the background around 9:30?

[MyVideoHubOnDell]

They should rename expertvillage to failvillage.

[filterguy2525]

"Hi, this is Jooohhnnn, on behalf of Expert Village, we'll be checking our stock for square"

Shouldn't be hard..

[meamfood]

4/5

[meamfood]

@meamfood hahahahahahahahahaha

[popcornqueen13]

LOLOLOLOL THE WHALE

[hojima]

Cause damn.

[TheInformalstyle]

Couldn't watch the whole video... had to go lubricate my snow blower.

[lettuce623]

ITS OFF THE RAILS!!!!!!

[MrIvanKnight]

ExpertVillage IS the blooper reel..

[MrIvanKnight]

Dude he gave that whale an eyebrow (palmface)

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

There was nothing wrong with the first guy. He just pronounced words a little different.

[Artstar]

how come there are no experts on expertvillage?

[thetetrisgod5]

Village:

Vandalizing

Internet

Lives,

likely

Ate

Garbage

END



[corey72723]

@thetetrisgod5 Stop trying to be funny.. its not working.

[gungor1985]

hi this is john please kill me

[gungor1985]

the drummer is really playing a beat lol!!

[Nightfury8703]

08:39 - Kinda like cock? Can you refer me to the other tool please. :D?

[TopSickLid]

some of these of bs i swear

[PickaxePig]

3:10 - Dude do you even know what a whale looks like??

[ofSandandSound]

Loved the jazzy outro!

[anonymous19601]

The "This is John" clips should've come right after the guy talking about how to build a robot.

[anonymous19601]

"Now who are the best flirts in the world? They're actually little kids."

Wait. WHAT? ... ... ... LMAO! OMG!

[danmcdaid]

This is wonderful. I've only ever watched Village Idiot's drawing videos and I'm pleased to see that everything else they've done is just as rubbish.

[jonescomplete]

LOOOOOOL JOHN LMFAO

[MichiZ33]

hi this is john and in this clip we will be counting are parts lol think about it "counting are parts"

[slimandshaddy]

1:47 "....today im going to be showing you all what is call a suicide."

**puts gun to his head**

[filterguy2525]

I wanna slap that social dynamics guy across the face

[rockywspd]

I've got a fever,And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!

[LEXTHE4]

im glad all these 'experts' are in there own village.

[kmkalebem]

Nice : )

[MrPokegangster]

Expert village is the only village where all the villagers are the idiots

[DeAngelo990]

What an ugly whale lol

This is joohhhhnnn=\

Zzzzzzz hahaha

[bknowell2000]

Does John talk like that all day?..."Where?(upward inflection)...are my keys(downward)."..etc..

[angelicashellby]

who needs to flirt when you gotta soulpatch like that nigga WAT

[MrReborn714]

hi this is joooooohhhhhhhhhhnnnnnn

[LEXTHE4]

is expert village just someones idea of a joke that they took way too far?

[MoonReader97]

upandahooooood

[teogt23]

I FUCKED UP EVERYTHING!! but you know what? its fun and I don't care...

[penna171980]

'That's something ya can't do with a real wall. Bang it out!'

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

The cinderblock dude was at least funny about the fail.

[Fretfeeler]

WTF he put a nostril on the whale. ROFL. This is some super funny shit.

[ohioriverfisherman94]

lmao!!!!!!!!!! im crying its sodamn funny!!!!!! this made my day right here

[forrenzt3]

this is so great

[yayTENTACLES]

WHALES DON'T HAVE NOSTRILS THERE! They're on the top of the head.

[hammarwiking]

9:29 "The cinder block sucks!" No, you suck!

[snipesnrifles]

5:19 NOT YOU

[MondayNites]

@Doobeedatdatt He said 5/4 timing

[Josh44Tube]

04:40 hahahaha...

[TriforceVGplayer]

At least the last guy admitted he failed , lol

[Dtish21]

did he give a kite eyes and call it a stingray?

[Dtish21]

That whale ain't gonna swim to long

[poodonkey123]

Did jooohhhhnnn say diagnosing the kool-aid leaks?

[A10tankkiller93]

some one needs to run up to john and say "New mission: refuse this mission"

paradox

[0pteryx]

They should rename it to Village Idiot.

[ccricers]

That whale dude is awesome lol.

I wanted to hear more from the robot guy.

[SparkTheFox16]

Nostril, top fin, bottom fin, side fin..... ._." What world are you in, good sir?

[Redrenso]

@Doobeedatdatt its not a 4/4 piece it's a 5/4 piece

[DuskHermit]

They should make an Expert Village band.

[BareeNoize]

hi joooohhhhhhnnnnn

[nmkloster]

Seems like some of them thinks they are LIVE and can't do a retake

[nmkloster]

Top fin, bottom fin, side fin, front fin and back fin. Perhaps also another double sidefin with a twist, and there's your whale...

[123oveydoves]

i feel bad for Jooooooohn

[MyMrBlackBerry]

retarded village

[chesleycareystar]

where these people came from???

[MistressKim]

lubricating the snowblower. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[undrtow2188]

Hi, I'm john and in this clip we will be discussing how to speak in monotone

[sonictailslove97]

the whale looks like a potato

[killerj0e]

upundadahood

[smiexx]

he's a genius, he manages to count 5 and still play in 4!

or maybe he's just lobotomized.

[TheNightsMoon]

11:36 He said Fuck :O

This guy really sucks anyway xD

[TheNightsMoon]

It's kind of like cock, but it's not.

[5cylcoupe]

@TheNightsMoon lol

[MCRhasAFireInside]

this made my life.

[xx2RAHxx]

1:03 the best part haha

[maximdermul]

how to build your own home recording studio

"walls, cinderblock, ..."?

I would like to see the final version of that clip...

[cesrin64]

He gave the whale nostrils!!!!!!!!!! BLASPHAMY!!!

[PartyInUKsPants25]

They should rename it 'Fail Village.'

[Komaticom]

07:03 how to build home recording studio

07:10 walls

07:14 cinderblock

WTF?

[Mythlover133]

Lmao at the bass player.

[thevoidofideas]

@berner so damn true

[berner]

Expert village is like the porn industry. In the porn industry, you do one film and you're a porn star. In Expert Village you do one video and you're an expert.

[coolmanjack1995]

Lol thats a huge fucking crack in that drywall and hes just gonna spackle it shut lol. Oh yeah, and he totally screwed up the word "caulk" Im certain Im not the first to notice this as this is the internet, and these are youtube comment. Yes Im implying something, deal with it

[RalphAndCaddy]

rofl. Are these videos for real? I'm downloading a bunch of expertvillage videos to make a youtube poop. These ones are even worse then the ones that inspired the poop. Wow.

[TheHolyMolyPoly]

hilarious but where is the boxing chef?

[DexStanT]

I can't get enough of their music demos. esp. Drums

[DexStanT]

FUCK!!!! 5 4 ???? I've hardly played 5 4 and I know that was fucked up...

[onpon4]

Syreen is a fictional blue humanoid race composed mostly of females in Star Control and Star Control II.

[Butters20K]

the brake dancing was just embarassing

[aakkoin]

hi-i'm-jooohn

[Butters20K]

syyreeeeeeeeeeeen

[aakkoin]

"Who are the best flirters in the world? Well, acutally.... little kids."

[fdbvdb43534]

This is John Virus:

start

hi this john and in this video we will show you...

goto start

[fdbvdb43534]

lol look at 3:36 amazing drummer

[jtpruzz]

this is jooooohhhhn

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

wtf is a sireen

[KingRodriques]

I often just dont beliefe that they take it serious what they do...

[d3mola123]

I freaking love this video

[NathanDftba]

... Whale... nostril... dear god

[MrFunxy]

lmao wut did he say? @ 8:42

[MrFunxy]

hiii this is jjyyaaaawwwnnnn.........

[superhobo233x]

3:11 for everyone with a sea creature portfolio

[R3dTigerM40A3]

expertvillage is better than howcast

[TacooGrill]

expert village? they should rename it village idiot...

[TheLegiondary]

WTF at the drummer... ??

[strewter]

I think Expert Village is actually a 'work in the community' programme for complete and utter retards to show what they have learned before they get their cub scout badge.

Whenever I open up a Youtube vid and theres a moron either stating the obvious (and getting it wrong) or just not knowing what the f*** they are talking about or quite often doing a really bad job, then I know its expert village, i mean...it IS a joke right?

[chvyant]

My roommates must think im a retard laughing like a nut for 12:46 minutes

[koolaidmonkeys]

I just realized Expert Village is a parody/comedy show and, like The Onion, it gets people confused and angry

[howstuffisdone]

A wale you gota be kidding me with eyebrows EV really sucks sorry but they do. 

[crunkerrrday]

press 3 for epic failure!

[DoofusInc]

"the basics of flirting is to convey through certain ideas and emotions that you like someone else" wait...really? HOLY SHIT!! I thought flirting was used for fishing...

[7Jaybangs]

ok I get it John is a Robot. 

[TheRyanGardner]

Hi this is jooooooohhhhhn



[fixatedtruth]

and was that sperm under the whale?

[fixatedtruth]

is this shit real!?!?!? i always try to tell people how fail expert village is... but holy shit i didn't know it was this FAIL ROFL

[TheRoZySaYzWaH1]

MIKE Jesus man you got the shittiest fucking cinder block. WHAT THE FUCK?

[AxeInfection]

You don't need a fail montage, because every vid on expert village is a fail

[GamerConor]

1:40 made me shit my pants. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[xrammyx]

a bathtub SPOUT hahahahah

[AsianScrotom]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii, this is... Johhhhn.

[CrawdadMelanoma]

Hi this is Johhhhn... and in this video clip.

[NamelessBlaze]

Hi John !

[gcharocks]

Lol the drummer was hilarious.

[SumDuDe34]

lol at 08:39 "It's kinda like cock, but it's glue" XD

[thatkidwhoplaysdrums]

drawing fail

[NatashaPEACE]

Hi, this is John! And Im Payed to teach you stuff but i like saying my name better! B)

[Icy6222]

i have respect for the first guy cause he seemed kinda nervous

[peachy901]

Hi, this is Joooohn..........

[xoas360]

@peachy901 haha, i heard that part too

[MrJuicyHamburger]

Hi, this john........

[000MXM000]

lol the guy with the cinder block lol x 1000000000

[perixanfin]

LOL I love john!!!!!!

[demoman87]

that song's just in normal 4/4 time. He's adding an extra number lol

[matthewung]

Hi, this is Johhhhn....

[KamilyonEnterprise]

The gut that says "In this video clip" is just emotionless and mono toned. "Hi this is John." ¬_¬

[triumphantone23]

Hi, this is John, with expert village, and in this clip we will be counting parts

[operagost]

I can't say that I started the process of building my studio by drilling holes in a cinder block. I think most people start with an existing structure or have an experts in construction and architecture actually help plan the structure around the requirements for a recording space.

[operagost]

That's 5/4 time? WHAAAA

[SwindleMonkey]

John's talking about sex stuff, right?

[Stevoukos]

John can do EVERYTHING!

[lethalweapon303]

hi this is Eggman and in this clip we'll be doin' some pingas!

[MechanicalInternet]

Hi, I'm Dan Hibiki for Expert Village. Today, I'm going to teach you martial arts. The most important thing you must remember is to smile. Smile everytime you attack, and make sure you have an super cool pose to show off how strong you are.

[TheWindsor95]

So...have you though about what you're gonna do with that "recording studio" you're gonna build with that cinder block? Oh, so you must be a singer or musician as well?