Russell Peters - My wife is pregnant

[hashimserag]

nice blazer.

[TheZicooc]

I tried to laugh!

[andrewtregoning]

guys, this audience is a race joke audience. you play to your audience. so this is all his best race jokes.

[SomeUser9753]

well in the end it will be only whites u know. Because the world will not buy this shit and this degenerate system. It's not globalism it's global racism zionism satanism degeneracy anti-civilizatiob. So I mean there's no money to pay with bitch u see it doesn't work I mean we have to make it fair on a global scale.

[SomeUser9753]

This guys is a patalogical racist he's all stuck in this all the time. I don't think that zionism should feed shits like this on our back. Is that some kind of spoilt mind he has or somebody spoilt him. I know what racism is bitch u haven't seen it the problem is not in this everybody can act like one, the problem is when the country is racist and discriminates u, just like communism is racism. I mean they give no food for free man they don't get food at all. So shut up. Fuck this world

[kornahachhethu]

Same joker different year

[markbatch]

lopez tonite wtf

[MultiDo0m]

man same jokes every time

[anime10lover]

im arabian/russia :D

[v2shan]

Wow, Russell. I expected better than recycled 6 year-old jokes from you.

[b1cyxu255]

@v2shan Ouch, I never knew his purpose was to keep you entertained with new jokes. You should go to a concert of your favorite artist and nod your head in disappointment for them singing the same song at a gig. - In other words, this isn't a special new jokes aren't required + hes on a show.

[v2shan]

@b1cyxu255 It's all about expectations, buddy. Comedians usually renew their material and thus I expected Russell would have done the same. 6 years is a long time. Anyway, no need to get all butthurt.

[momansland]

click on captions button, then go to 00:35

"i now suffer from the one disease i was never want to have, one china."

[Anna28Twilight]

clicked on this viedeo because I just watches 2One-Gina" xD

[fucker007moneeey]

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN DO YOU MIX ALBENO WITH GINGER ?

[fucker007moneeey]

AM ALBENO

[BlockMuster09]

I liked it but the whole world is mixing joke...he said it last time...i can't remember when but he said this time and the last time with these same phrases and with the same tone....i don't like that about him its like he's running out of jokes or something.

[gabriell16bishop]

i'm filipino/white... shit! i'm short of a collector's item!

[007r0cker007]

@StatenIzzy1 Cool story bro, tell it again.

[fa1024]

Funny stof

[adwait66]

Lolololol

[StatenIzzy1]

i hate when people say nationalities and act like its a race...cubans can be white black or native american ancestry wise..citizenshipp wise they can be any race...im cuban ,spaniard italian and german...aka white..even tho im dark

[DubGaymer]

@StatenIzzy1 cool story bro

[StatenIzzy1]

@DubGaymer stfu dick..im trying to show people shit and theres always an idiot to say something

[Deusrexmachina]

1:52 What is she, Alien??

·_·

[niitai5]

ice cubes hahahahahahahahahaahhaa

[iWannaRib]

@anjalikamorales Muslim... LOL

[anjalikamorales]

AND I'M BROWN! MWAHAAHAHahHHAAHA!

[anjalikamorales]

Would a Puerto Rican and a German be rare? o.o

I'm puerto rican btw. ^U^

[PlasticMilkMustachio]

He's used those jokes before. The ice-cubes thing and such. -_-;;

[Exoble]

@PlasticMilkMustachio what the hell do you mean by that, he have done over a 100 shows. you expect him to keep telling new ones?

[13Doses]

@PlasticMilkMustachio He's a comedian just trying to make a living doing what he loves.

[Leodragonheart]

guys im on his website and it says his coming to stockholm but no dates and it doesnt say where to buy the freakin tickets from....

[jimmys47]

Jesus is LORD

[gothprincess7890]

@dakulol I love gingers too !!!!!

[janmadytay]

@jradetzky At the welfare office..

[jradetzky]

fuck whites! fuck blacks! beige people rule

[EvolutionXEngine]

LOL I JUST SAW ONE OF HIS VIDEOS... "ONE-GINA" ...lol now he is married ...

[MyNameIsRageWarHawk]

@EvolutionXEngine THAT MUST BE ONE FINE VAG LOL

[LyndseyNikkole]

@EvolutionXEngine I actually saw him last night in Chicago and he said that him and his wife were in the middle of a divorce

[IrenaTheWiccan]

hollapinos xD

[XxEvE1986xX]

italian and jamaican is soooooooo common!! lol

[MurakamiTenshi]

I'm jamaican and I'd love to mix with someone different from me :)

[waveorange345]

@MurakamiTenshi no shit . you are the shit race

[flameskull1995]

as seen on.... yahoo answers? 0-0

 wtf

[funnyguy603]

@flameskull1995 .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[AkhandHindustan]

facebook/comedyacrossborders

[glenzheng]

My friend is get marriage and he's 68% Thai and the rest is a combination of Chinese Japanese Indian and god know what and he's getting married to a half African half Irish red head with blues eyes and is left handed...can't wait for those two to have a kid :D

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@glenzheng whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get this straight: these kids are going to be part south-east asian, east asian, cauasian, and african; and there mother has a hair colour that only 2% of the world has, as well as one of the major recessive eye colours? SukiUsagiHime, you're kids have some competition.

[TheCre8ion]

he should be divorced by now :3

[animelover101010100]

XDD iam a collectors item

[laughinggiraffe]

Yay for the Beige People!

[LeilaHusseini]

wow hes lost loads of weight

[SuedeKittenBoots]

I'm a ginger. Does that make me a rare collecter's item?

[sn1p3d0ut]

@SuedeKittenBoots omg are u on ebay?!

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@SuedeKittenBoots I should think so, you're part of the 2%! :D

P.S, are you a fan of Puss in Boots?

[FaultyParadise]

@SuedeKittenBoots No, just someone without a soul.

[aeminence]

@SuedeKittenBoots The opposite.

[funnyguy603]

@SuedeKittenBoots .youtube.com/watch?v=FGDdlZINB­­5c

[moidamir]

@SuedeKittenBoots No it means you have no soul.

[TheLastRevelation01]

@moidamir hahaha exactly only ginger girls are average looking but ginger men are horrendous to look at would make u vomit man, no wonder even the sperm donators dont want ginger dads it been kicked for a ginger to donate xD

[dakulol]

@SuedeKittenBoots lol I'm Indian. My girlfriends a redhead. I feel so bad about it, but I can't help that I love gingers!!!! <3

[MrRpthebest]

@dakulol freak

[dakulol]

@MrRpthebest jelly

[TheLastRevelation01]

@SuedeKittenBoots no it makes u have no girl friend for life.

[Leodragonheart]

@SuedeKittenBoots It does !!!

[Meatballer]

@SuedeKittenBoots super rare i reckon!!!



[MrStew18]

@SuedeKittenBoots so am i and yes we are :D

[megaaran1]

Lols is Russell's wife watching this ?

[Paminivan]

19 people got knocked up and had icecubes.

[mnbv958]

I NEED A LATINO TOO!,

RUSSELL PETERS ROCK!

[fluffydragonite]

latin and indian, nice ;)

[pappu20]

@fluffydragonite thats nice match...I am an Indian and my girfriend is from Honduras..

[aTnavarrow]

YaY you are the best ! Congrats on your award !

[FreshKru]

The mixture part is brilliant !!!!!1

[Junokaii]

white people ARE a collectable... Look at Europe, North America, Australia, immigration is so high that they won't exist..

[robertofied18]

Derek Jeter.

[CarlitosWayz12]

Half Honduras, half Ecuadorian nice mix :D

[LouiseHans10]

his nose is the first thing that enters the room

[indianash1]

about white people being collectibles.....i already have 4 george bush's, no ones buying

[thatgurl08810]

i wonder how the wife feels about all this...

[bananabrain96]

HINJEWS! :)

[liju87philip]

Uhh..ah..you know.. I did it.. I knocked her up!.. Let's be honest... lmao

[freaknable]

hes saying the same things

[zerihunb1]

Onegina ..lol 

[LoveMyUnusual]

Ha ha Pastafarian, Icecubes, Hinjew x3

[HackMasterATB]

BROWN AND SPANISH. I STILL HAVE HOPE. BROWN REPRESENT!

[CarissaXo99]

As a European person I think it's retarted that people in America have to tell their race.

[ThaFilioNevaHeard]

right on !

[cassandra130]

little ice cubes!!

[sami12541]

"What im trying to say is...if you have a white person in you life... hang on to them"

[video63]

Huh!?!? Heeey!?!? My mom is Filipino and my dad is from Holland!?!? Hahaha

[MADmemphis564]

IM A COLLECTABLE SHAM WOO-HOO!

[kapilayashasvyjai]

A famous prostitute died, people were confused regarding what is to be written on her grave. It was finalized and written...AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE

[pdadhwal]

His boys can swim!

[alexxxlllau]

two of my favorite comedians on one show =D

[brindlebrickhead]

@ezldor

he had one for a while but i dont think he does it anymore

[Ezldor]

lobez has a show ? since when when ? 

[hpatel0]

aaaah i wish the video didnt end lol i wanted to know what he was gonna say

[jamesphalanx]

this is true 360p, everything else about russell peters looks like 240p.. lol

[SkyBLiiss]

finnnallllly and indian comedian! <3 heart Russel! no homo

[Varoonmg]

@SkyBLiiss What do you mean by "no homo"??

That's offensive...

[SkyBLiiss]

@Varoonmg ...

[aunshah360]

is it just me or does he sounds like donkey from Shrek?!

[Shazgi]

@aunshah360 just you

[aunshah360]

@Shazgi haha no he does

listen carefully

[themillenia]

@aunshah360 Eddie Murphy? Not at all.

[Menziconnections]

@aunshah360 you mean eddie murphy



[AndreasSheiLT]

@aunshah360 that's Eddie Murphy

[MrTravis316]

@aunshah360 donkey from Shrek is Eddie Murphy

[ArmagonAuthor]

@aunshah360

The donkey from shrek is Edie Murphey!

[evolutionpr]

@aunshah360

No, because I know the difference between Eddie Murphy & Russel Peters.

[auju123]

my mom is sitting in front of me watching me do "homework" on my computer...and all I'm thinking right now while I'm watching this is "don't crack up, don't crack up!- cover your mouth, cough, but don't laugh!" D:

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

@auju123 You too?!

[lucasnooker]

he repeated these jokes :/ i hope he doesnt become one of those comedians that runs out of material and repeats stuff caus hes great

[screenflicker1]

really nice jacket!

[ChristewieTV]

Macy's Day float LMAO I'm done

[BornYen]

i find myself clapping by myself while watching this lol

[LocoAurinegro]

his wife is Honduran!!! Reepresent baby!!

[Augustahumbert]

He should get a late show

[sn3192]

i  wonder if his wife knew about all the stuff he was gonna say^^

[Mr589742316]

george lopez voice crack at about 0.04 hahahahaha "suuuuper star"

[coolmundasingh]

Holland and phillapiens a little holapinos french and greek a freek Jamican and italian pastafairrians

[distortionofsacred]

His wife's gonna get pissed

[iamvidhi]

I love you to death RP, but really stop recycling your jokes.

[FengxianLeTerrible]

@iamvidhi thats kind of all he does actually. even his big DVD standups recycle some of his old material

[mrmrlovemeself]

11 people did not get married

[IdkWatsPvm]

@mrmrlovemeself im not... soo i have to unlike this??

[MrAloo14]

@mrmrlovemeself no its more like they got a married

[Ranimunda]

that fucker making jokes on his poor wife

[LonesomeTroubadour]

@Ranimunda They are just jokes you know.

[Ranimunda]

@LonesomeTroubadour Thanks A Millions 4 Telling Me

[Riley4312]

GEORGE LOPEZ AND RUSSEL PETERS TOGETHER MEANS DEATH FROM LAUGHING!

[TheEliteKnowledge]

No more white people :'( whats so funny about that, Hitler where u at we need u here!

[mathur100]

this is one racist bastard i love to hear!!!

[allghilliedup21]

Collector's items...hahaha

[latinmixedflavor]

lmaoo

[akajohn14]

cheers from holland

[NoEoAoRo]

Funnily enough, my dad is from Holland and my mom is from the Philippines.

[PlayLifeAgain]

@NoEoAoRo

Hello Hollapinoy...:P

[bebluee]

if you have a white person in you life hang on to them, cuz they're collective itmes heheheh hilarious

[SukiUsagiHime]

haha my fiancee is black, white and native american, i'm an asian latina so our kids may have to check all of the above at some point.

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@SukiUsagiHime lol, not gonna lie, you're living my dream!

[SukiUsagiHime]

@ADragonAmongRoses how is that exactly?

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@SukiUsagiHime Well, my dad's of eastern european decent and my mom's from the middle eastern and i always joke with people that i wanna marry someone who's a mix of something different from mine e.g. african, latino, asian, native so that my kids would be ultra mixed. i just find the idea epic =)

[SukiUsagiHime]

@ADragonAmongRoses haha...wait til they're old enough to take a scantron...

"Ellie?"

"Yes?"

"Why did you leave this blank?"

"...I don't remember everything I'm supposed to be."

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@SukiUsagiHime ROFL!! that's hilarious. well at least some places now have the option of being mixed-race

[GBraidi78]

@ADragonAmongRoses If you don't mind me asking which Middle Eastern country is your mom from? Just wondering!!

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@GBraidi78 She's from Iran. and just to make it funnier my dad's jewish. it'd be best not to ask how that works :P Happy Hannukah!

[GBraidi78]

@ADragonAmongRoses I am Christian Lebanese so it should be Merry Christmas, but happy hannukah to you though!!

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@GBraidi78 well hannukah started last night so it kinda works out. merry almost-christmas!

[Lilliz91]

@ADragonAmongRoses In america most are already like that.

[ahlakit]

@ADragonAmongRoses im pretty mixed myself, im english/german/irish/austrian, which is all european so it'd be cool if i married a black/latina/brown girl. and i agree that it'd be epic to have ultra mixed kids.

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@ahlakit lol when i read your background i immediately thought "So you're Canadian?" xD

[Idontgiveashytt]

@ADragonAmongRoses no one ask you 

[khmerkid9523]

@ADragonAmongRoses You have an epic username.

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@khmerkid9523 thank you ^_^

[bianxkrish23]

@ADragonAmongRoses lol me too :)

[joonyo0]

@SukiUsagiHime how the heck is that possible? black, white and native?

[SukiUsagiHime]

@joonyo0 grandparents, parents...that sort of thing, y'know

[321330078]

i didnt even kno he was married!

[incaaymaramaira]

Heyyy...this is old material!

[TheEggsandtoasteire]

Woohoo I'm limited edition!

[Leowen2]

hE USE TO DATE A PRN STAR AND A FEMALE PORN STAR.

[IBKUM]

hahah iceland+cuba = ice cubes ! hahaha