Monkey Chow Diaries: Day 1

[kashi239]

Why didn't you soak it in water? It would have softened the pellets up.

[heytchaps]

i laughed the entire time. HAHAHA!

[whatawookie5000]

The narwhal bacons at...nevermind.

[pwnpwnpwn666]

couldnt stop laughing when he bit into the first piece...oh my god. thanks for doing this

[LadyDarkKitten]

@_@ SOAK IT IN WATER FIRST!!!

[dragonpengui]

Do you eat bananas for desert?

[Mojosbigstick]

Plain dog biscuit doesn't taste that bad.

[MaddenMan]

I'm getting sleepy

[WanderingRurouni92]

Your Experiment was Epic.

[fifteenmeeneets]

He could have just eaten Clif bars

[tyranidsarethebest]

Why was this not on the news?!??!

[artificialsrynge]

Dude, do you know you kinda sound like Microsoft Sam?

[Bl4zz3r]

I love the cooking instructions hahaha

[anniekate76]

LOL! "Um... it doesn't taste very GOOD..."

Love the deadpan.

[nojudsu]

hey, dude seriously where can i get monkey chow it looks kinda good. THIS IS NOT A JOKE IF YOU READ THIS AND KNOW WHERE I CAN GET MONKYE CHOW PLEASE TELL ME!!! :)

[DarkLife006]

ebay

[DarkLife006]

and he tells you how to make it

[Torneh]

oh your so brave, and now I know never to combine shredded wheat and dog food lmao

[killatramp]

I DONT CARE IF YOU EAT MONKEY CRAP FOR A YEAR your vids are shit. what s next? you crapping into the bathtub, IN THE TUB, THE TUB, THE MOTHERFUCKING TUB. Verdict - PISS OFF

[maeviac30]

where the hell did you get monkey food?

you are cute though

[ductapelvr459]

holy crap ur insane

[Zooportian]

get a job

[nomansland]

u fuck tard i bet no girls come around u

[iamnotapoet]

Man, ohm man. Or should I say, money, oh, monkey that's a harsh task. I thought I was insane when I did a naked audition to get a tiny part in Troma's Toxic Avenger Part IV [see my UTube "Zork's big Break"]. BUt, what the hell inspired you to try a week of Monkey food. I just stumbled across your videos and missed the backstory. Do tell.

--- Eric ZORK Alan [ National Slam Poet ]

[cool29801]

This is soo funny! Your comparisons are crazy, but you are an inspiration!

[metichepelondetepito]

poor bastard... someone have mercy... and shoot him...

[xlizzasaurusrexx]

absolutely astonishing.

this guy should win an award.

what about monkey treats?

[KyleGEE]

hahahaha, i would love to hang out with this guy. genius.

[asianbumz]

please dont call yourself an idiot. you are an innovative man !

[shecool1]

Interesting video. Like it, lol.

[sugarjeong]

lol. good luck

[Jaxon18]

Great idea. Should've eaten dog food though - more degrading

[RyanUnsworth]

Well, I like you.

But the idea aint so good, an introduction into why the fuck you're doing it would have been some use.

But hey, you're canadian!

Good Luck.

[ShiakuKun]

Morgan. That's so gross, what that Super Size me guy did. (Morgan is his name.)

HE WAS SO AWESOEM THOUGH.

[Sinnerz]

lol paul I think the name of that guy was Morgan forgot his last name tho. I do admit this is a pretty damn funny video lol.

[goodnamestaken]

canadians...

[decayaway]

dumbass

[paul408]

Your trying to copy that SUPERSIZE me guy....Damn it i forgot his name!

[wtanner2]

morgan spurlock

[zippoexpress]

I would just like to ask why, are you trying to make a point of some kind? it's funny I'll give ya that

[dabeisyin]

um, you are sexy but geeky

[pigdude]

I did that

[bklynbad]

Dude WTF are ya thinking!!!! If you lose some significant wieght and it dont kill ya let me know!!!1

[allbeautymustdie6006]

...So. You were too lazy to go to the store but you just happen to have a huge bag of monkey chow around? I question the priorities in your shopping technique.

[PYROtrouble]

I will make you dinner if you survive

[Suicidalmonkey117]

lol you are awesome :D

[feryboy]

fucking loco!!!

[myzko]

So, after this experiment has ended, please... Please do something sane! Like seeking help =)

[AFinnishBassman]

Mr Scott, you are my hero.

[Keshira]

why are you doing this? :) Whatever reason, I think you're pretty awesome, pretty self disciplined...and wow, monkey food? I saw your most recent vid and you seem...weak. I hope you adhere to your promise and don't end up monkey-chowing-to-the-death...­but if you've made it through five days, I think you can make it two more. Best of luck, and no pressure meant if it's starting to hurt! And...and...I think I'm just finding an excuse to not go back to cramming for my history test tomorrow so bye!

[tkxg]

why6 are you doing this? prove what?

[smilefeverman]

Porque????

[thegirlbackstage]

You have inspired me to eat rabbit food for a week now...

[DogDemonAlchemist]

WAY TO GO DUDE!!!!!!

[meushi1979]

wait... you are too lazy to cook and such, but not so lazy to not go out and find food for monkeys?

[cazam]

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­ww!!!!!!!!!

[McCartnee]

OK...TOO LAZY to go out for groceries...then how'd you get the MONKEY FOOD?

[Julisen]

XD That is hilarious. I'm DEFINITELY going to watch your continuing videos RIGHT NOW.

[ClockworkOwl]

Seriously the best idea I have seen on YouTube so far. 

[ElSnorto]

i think u should go on fear factor if you make it through this week.you might have a chance

[SakuraNaru]

Wow...thats going to make you sick soon -_-...

[Barbiegurl122]

Hey Adam ur awesome, i cant belive u ate that stuff, i feel bad for ya! and what on earth made u wanna do this lol

[khushi0ramphal]

whoa you are doign this because you wont get to clean your kitchen or buy food or stuff? wow..geesh.. well i dont know what to say ..but good luck with this okay

[mariqueri]

u are gonna have one torn up throat by the end of the week, buddy. how the heck did that go down???

[doceans]

This made me laugh, thanks.

[implementdesign]

You, my friend, are a genious of some very scary nature.

[TheLynxKid]

Lol, those actually look kind of tasty, I've eaten milk bones (dog treats) and they were actually pretty good, doubt those taste like milk bones though.

[properprose]

"East street"....lol sure buddy

[hnnguyen]

haha triumphant

[lexiii]

20 lbs $55.99 on Ebay - Birds are also fed with it.

[file83]

Is Monkey Chow cheap?

[ilookjustlikeme]

Hey Adam, well it could be worse, you could be eating Locust like John the Baptist. God Bless you Man!

[nakedsausage]

i think i love you.

[forresto]

Go for a month man! You can try soaking it in water if it is too hard.