Dirty Harry: The Enforcer.

[jmcfx3b2z]

Mitch's pink pants are too much

[divinegod102]

"I'll give that bitch a car. Bitches love cars."

[bjroberts65]

''THIS IS MY BEST SPORTJACKET''....LOVE IT.

[2010metsfan]

Don't you just love seeing idiots like this blown away?

[antihero276]

"This is my best sport jacket!" xD someone has to die for dirtying it

[rabbithog]

he shot him through the bollocks

[SheriffTankStoner]

The robber that held the gun to Harry looked a lot like Cliff Richard. When he said 'run, jive ass bastard' I half-expected him to belt out a line from 'Devil Woman'

[VanillaLimeCoke]

You should have also included the next part where he gets the bill and bumped down to personnel.

[ter521fad]

I love when one of the bad guys in the liquor store suddenly stops running so Clint can take better aim at him. Ah, Hollywood! There really is no business like show business.

[mremile72]

what a legend =D

[mycallard]

LOVE IT ,LOVE IT ,LOVE IT.

[SecretService80]

The cop at 1:00 to 1:51 clearly doesn't know how to hold a revolver...

[logik316]

@SecretService80

Agreed. If somebody were to fire a revolver that way, the gas discharge from the side of the cylinder could blow off the tip of his thumb.

[GL0CK19onboard]

Just a side note; Double barrel shotguns dont make a "pump action" sound.

[camarocrazy100]

@GL0CK19onboard in Hollywood they do. like 4 stroke dirt bikes make 2 stroke sound. automatic transmissions turn into manual transmissions. and cars jump 2 story buildings and keep going without as much as a scratch lol.

[Packerd01]

Colegue: What do they want?

Dirty Harry: A car.

Colegaue: What are you doing?

Dirty Harry: Give them one xD

[leftcoaster67]

@gac18 Because Chuck is the punchline. Clint has way too much respect from everyone.

[buzzclick500]

When the kid with the shotgun auditioned for the part, he scared the daylights out of the director, producers and filming crew with his intense portrayal. They said, "Yup, he's the one." ;])

[84umberto]

ouch! shoot on the cock! no more sex for this guy!

[tfraud]

@84umberto That was the funny part! XD

[ITILII]

@gac18 because Clint is a great actor and movie maker and the epitome of macho, it's Norris' acting that's the joke

[JahadEmYr]

fuck that Mag is bigger then his face!

[buzzclick500]

8 criminals watched this, and saw their future. ;])

[hitdank]

@buzzclick500

8 jive ass bastards

[buzzclick500]

@hitdank : Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. ;])

[DeuceInBloodyHell]

one man army

[BritishSexComedy]

"This is my best sports jacket" ha ha. Love you Clint!

[elvishskills]

Because fuck seat belts.

[termax02]

@Jayross1000 If your cops had riot guns you wouldn't have that problem.

[xyntota]

@Jayross1000 what about muslims and niggers

[volker136]

@gac18

because this is a movie...

....i just had to say it :D

[Electrode46]

Marvelous. It's amazing what he can impart when he says it.  Classic.

[NightBeast12]

They messed with the wrong guy!

[Archedgar]

That was beautiful.

[mzmadmike]

@gac18 Chuck Norris stays off Clint Eastwood's lawn.

[jscottupton]

America was still flying to the moon, we were still on top of the world...and San Francisco still had a man like dirty harry.

[oceansdoor]

F**kin A man at 4:37. I love how Clint gets the job done HIS way

[taypar11]

John Mitcham, Harry's fat partner was also with Clint in High Plains Drifter as the jailer in the territorial prison. The guy with the shotgun who kicks Clint in the ass was also with Clint in Magnum Force and played the hijacker in the plane. That's the thing with Clint Eastwood when it comes to casting, he will use actors he's used before if they fit the part. He's very loyal in a business where loyality is rare.

[MrFunkymonkeey]

best dirty harry video ever

[MrJeff281]

Law Enforcement as it should be... We need more cops like Dirty Harry to take back our streets, malls and shops from the gangs and punks!!!

[NightBeast12]

@MrJeff281 You're damn right! If I was going to be a cop, I would be like Dirty Harry.

[whiplash2011ify]

when chuck norris goes to bed he dos not need the teddy bear, the bear needs him

[TheGuyAlwaysOnTime]

@gac18 because you can talk untrue shit about chuck norris and get away with it. With Eastwood you're not so "lucky".

[jetsonic69]

DIRTY HARRY AND DEATHWISH, i wish there were more real life heros that cut down the criminals , since the law is too stupid to stop real crime

[NotNowJon39]

@jetsonic69

Redtape and bullshit stop justice.

[boredstudent]

and that's why Clint Eastwood is a badass

[gargoyle2bad4u]

DiGiorgio..."What do they want?" Callahan..."A Car" DiGiorgio..."What are you gonna do?" Callahan..."Give 'em one." Best line ever.

[f34rm4n]

Wow, that was totally irresponsible, Mr Callahan.

[residentevilfreakk55]

On the floor Mother Fucker!

[MrDeterioration]

"This is my best sportsjacket." Great line.

[mskidi]

@gac18 cause you dont fucking joke with Clint

[TBearM1776]

If it was Paul Keresey (of Death Wish) he'll GO NUGGET FLUSHING ON THEM.

[Lightner445555555555]

Did those guys know who Dirty Harry was?

[codename617]

@Lightner445555555555 cleary they did not ;)

[dirtyharry9111]

@gac18 : Because Clint Eastwood is a legend.

[TheNorthernSoulKing]

dude is a stud

[frontrow11]

lmao!..great stuff!

[EmpireLS56KW]

DIRTY HARRY CLINT EASTWOOD RULES!

[Mikey20TR]

@gac18 it's outta respect...

[Jayross1000]

No one messes with Clint, legend!!!

[bjroberts65]

This is my best sport jacket......LOVE IT!!!

[Matt94Rob]

No one ever spits on, or calls Harry Callahan a 'jive ass bastard' and lives to tell the tale.

[pjgraves1975]

The more I watch, the more I think my favorite part in this whole scene is Harry coming out of the store acting as if he's amused Fatso DiGeorgio would fire the gas bomb..."Aww, Fatso, that shit's in my eyes!"

[davewoodring]

@sg489 lot of punks out there):

[edinscot56789]

Iced them all in about 20 seconds. You don't mess with a man's best sports jacket!

[WardyLion]

I'd forgotten just how brilliant Harry Callahan is! OK so I winced when he shot that guy's scrot off but I also grinned insanely. The guy's brilliant!

Wardy

[canadiancountryboy94]

you know how the boggey man checks under his bed and in his closet for chuck norris? chuck norris checks under his bed and in his closet for clint eastwood

[sadbutsandman91]

@gac18 its simple. clint eastwood is not a joke.

[Musikkingofthecookie]

@gac18 easy

Clint Eastwood refused to sing that low.

[nickiz1]

"ill give em one" !

[KatieLeaIsAGoddess]

@gac18 "Every night before going to bed, The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris." Yeah? Well, every night before HE goes to bed, Chuck Norris checks under HIS bed for Clint Eastwood. =D

[Musikkingofthecookie]

@KatieLeaIsAGoddess and every night before HE goes to bed, Clint Eastwood looks under his bed for god

No im just kidding. Clint dosent check under his bed. He knows nothing dares to be there.

[canadiancountryboy94]

@KatieLeaIsAGoddess lmao i posted the same thing then looked here and seen you beat me to it >:( i removed my comment lol

[EnglishWhitePride]

Look carefully. One of the bad guys is a young Joe Spano (Hill Street Blues, NCIS).

[CertifiedGooner729]

Dirty Harry doesn't fuck around.

[TheKillerman170]

HAHA I knew Clint so well I knew he would do that right after the requested a car XD he is so fucking badass

[woollybully100]

@gac18 thank God someone said it.

[Berni0707]

That's where the first Terminator gets his idea!

[johndnumber3]

RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE NUTS!!!

[cozzie2000]

Muss up Harry's sportcoat, spit on him, AND kick him in the butt? What else did you think was coming your way except a .44 caliber suppository?

[ilovewarships]

5 people felt a little too lucky.

[rufcdean]

Splitting on dirty harry,one of the last things you will ever do in a human form

[fulegutten]

THE LEGEND CLINT EASTWOOD. its a shame that the only thing the world can come up with nowadays is those fags like justine bieaver or whatever.

[JTMies]

@fulegutten your absolutely right. oikee asenne.

[HunterMann]

@fulegutten Perhaps you haven;t seen the new film Machete?

[PathGrinder]

@fulegutten

Thats the same I'm allways thinking while watching guys like Clint Eastwood.

[GL0CK19onboard]

4:30 ... double barrel shotgun doesnt make a cocking sound of a pump action. love hollywood, and clint kickn ass old school.

[ghostzapper2006]

@GL0CK19onboard quiet Porkalus, lol

[CesarproFilm]

PWN Right in his anus! @ 4:50

[jorgeiramain]

clint eastwood = damn legend

[ragemanchoo82]

Minna Street :D I'll have to scout it out next time I'm in SF!

[docturdan]

lap belts, optional

[moorigs]

Harry was a bad mofo

[leiefilm]

i'm curious how accurat would those police guns be from that distance.any takrs on that?

[vikings844]

@leiefilm Yeh ,38 S&W's don't do much good across the street,those cats need a Swat team with AR-15's with scopes on top,Bro!

[leiefilm]

@vikings844 figured nthe distance was a bit big for short barreled hand guns.thanx

[SuperTeamcanada]

Chuck Norris was the strongest man alive... until he stepped on Clint Eastwood's lawn.

[500SWMAGOPERATOR]

They said they wanted a car.:)

[PageandPlant4Life]

Butters from south park was based on dirty harry, they both like shooting guys in the dick

[kyochiakiharulover]

what's the guys name who took hostages

[akrivosdiavolos73]

THOSE BEANERS...got what they deserved....

[sk30l]

@akrivosdiavolos73

Harry hates everybody: Beaners, Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it. Spics, Boons, Bogans, Crackers as well.

[laiosto]

My dad had a 69 valiant in the same baby poo brown colour.

[igorfranklin83]

@laiosto...

GOOD FOR HIM...

(DON`T TAKE THE CAPS LOCK AS A TAUNT,MY FUCKING BUTTON JAMMED)

[RefriLigthZero]

Can't stop laughing!

[Stangorino281]

i would have shot him in the cock for taking hostages and calling me shit.

[billace90]

@bonisboy: You are so right. At his age he still looks and acts badass. Check him out in Gran Torino. Few actors can do that.

Eat your heart out, Chuck Norris, and don't forget your night light and Teddy bear when you go to sleep.

[rzxw]

Harry the cleaner :)

[mikakiseli]

THE GREATEST!

[EddardStark102]

He gave them a car, what are they whining about?! >:O

[ChuckyDoll10]

hahahaha - lol, funny and cool scene. Clint - forever the coolest.

[Lufttygger306]

So great

[AshuraShadow8]

"They want a car, so will give them one" Then runs it right into the store! Awesome Movie

[neoYTPism]

Couldn't they just have someone with a sniper rifle snipe out the hostage takers from a far distance, rather than driving through the door and causing shitloads of property damage? o.o

[Dillingerman1]

@neoYTPism Shut up, thats not badass

[neoYTPism]

I see, so being badass is worth a shitload of property destruction? @Dillingerman1

[Dillingerman1]

@neoYTPism uh, yea. Sounds like you don't know how to be badass.

[neoYTPism]

So be it, at least I'm pragmatic @Dillingerman1

[Dillingerman1]

@neoYTPism Surely you can appreciate aesthetic appeal. Being pragmatic is practical, but becomes dull after a while.

[Lordmode]

@neoYTPism it's a movie man, don't be such a prick about it....jeez...

[leinad997]

@neoYTPism I think the estrogens in the water supply are getting to you in a big way.

[AmericanOutlaw87]

@neoYTPism That would make for a boring opener, now wouldn't it?

[mobilesuitsteve03]

4:50 lol dirty shoots the dude running upstairs in the balls lol!

[pray4chicken]

@mobilesuitsteve03 lol you'd think that he'd let out a louder scream too hahaha , i know i would've

[PurushaDesa]

3:46 I can't remember the last time I've literally seen someone get their ass kicked.

[buck62sugar]

<< Wonders if the hostage survived all that. If a few hostages took one for the team, eh, so be it :/

[Fenner1976]

Calling Harry Callaghan a jive-ass bastard and kicking him out the door isn't a good idea! He just earned himself a fatal-date with a Model 29.

[rotetor]

what excaactly is a jive ass? jive as in the dance or what?

[artytoons]

The bad guy with the mustache in the liquor store is Joe Spano, who later played detective Henry Goldblume on "Hill Street Blues."

[140jeff15834]

My favorite scene in the movie was when he was squinting and talking through his teeth while holding a gun.

[JWade29]

MOVE! You JIVE ASS BASTARD!

[kevrachel1]

Here Captain, here's an 8 point suppository. What did you just say. I said to stick it in your ass! The best!

[chrismc410]

@kevrachel1 It was a 7 point suppository to be exact, but as you said, the best line in the movie.

[kb1leog]

O.O

[Stangorino281]

4:53 are those the guys balls flying out of his pants after getting shot there through the ass at point blank?

[Stangorino281]

the five who disliked this movie were five different youtube accounts made by the guy that Harry shot in the dick.

[chrismc410]

@Stangorino281 I'm not one of the people who disliked it, but in the guy who did's defense, if someone shot you in your dick you'd be pissed off too.

[Stangorino281]

@chrismc410 anyone would be pissed off, but that guy deserved it. he called him a jive ass bastard and kicked him. what would you do if someone called you a juve ass bastard and kicked you?

[chrismc410]

@Stangorino281 I wouldn't shoot him in the balls, I'd shoot him in the ass, my ass was harmed by his foot, so his ass will be harmed by a bullet. Eye for an eye and all.

[bjroberts65]

MARVELOUS

[dacptn]

Moar Eastwood!!

[killahana]

"What do they want?"

"They want a car."

"What're you gonna do?"

"Give 'em one."

[Markers428]

''San Francisco's Finest" : DIRTY HARRY

[redhead5150]

The KING!!!! DIRTY HARRY, NO BULLSHIT-JUST KICK ASS!!!!

[mark3smle]

john mictchum (digeorgio) is a really underrated actor. rest his soul. at the very least thats harrys favorite partner.

[brainwasher9876]

why didn't they shoot the hostages?

[asdf1000000]

@brainwasher9876

Panic.

Also, even if they thought it through, they know negotiation time is over. There's nothing to be gained from shooting the hostages.

[brainwasher9876]

@asdf1000000 yeah, there's nothing to be gained, but they could have shot them and made harry and the police department look bad. There was nothing to lose either since they were all screwed anyway.

[TheCatgirl6]

@controversyking Well, there is a lot of bashing going on, I agree. I think there's a lot of lazy thinking out there, with some blacks--I'm black, btw, and I've had some heated discussions about this--out of insecurity and lingering resentment needing to keep whites on the guilty defensive about pretty much everything. And making it worse are whites who buy into this notion of blacks as perpetual victims and they help perpetuate it--I assume this is what you mean? There's a lot of dishonesty.

[amobefilm]

OWNED!

[bjroberts65]

Paul Newman as Dirty Harry >NO...Frank Sinatra >HELL NO....Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry >MARVELOUS.

[sweetdeal68]

Tip of good health:

NEVER call Clint Eastwood a Jive Ass Bastard!!!

[jvfass]

@sweetdeal68 Also never kick him up the backside otherwise he will be very angry and he will write you a letter telling you how angry he is

[JWade29]

@sweetdeal68

Not only did he call him a jive ass bastard,he kicked him in the ass while he was doing it. That kid was asking for it

[luketarrant84]

I always cringe so hard when that guy kicks him in the ass!

@sweetdeal68 

[ChuckyDoll10]

@sweetdeal68 - Yeah, and don't kick him up the ass when you say it either.

[pjgraves1975]

@sweetdeal68

Don't kick him while referring to him as a "Jive Ass Bastard" either

[igorfranklin83]

@sweetdeal68...

AND NEVER KICK HIM IN THE ASS...

[vikings844]

@sweetdeal68 spiting on him isen't a good idea either!!!

[The247th]

@sweetdeal68 or a jive ass turkey! loll

[SuperNicobellic4]

what about me iam youre partner? i may have too move fast and i dont need to much linguine to hold me back! you got a lot of class harry! harry on his partner digeorgio! classic supa 70's rule!

[atomichead777]

at 4:50

ooooooooh

thats gotta hurt

[realmagiclover]

that young delinquent has got what he deserved - thanks Harry :)

In the end it's HARRY who kicks ass!

[mrsuperspeed]

Does anyone know the location of the liquor store?

[ChuckyDoll10]

@mrsuperspeed - What difference does it make dude? Harry totally wrecked the place by driving his car right through it.

[TheCatgirl6]

@controversyking "Whaddaya gonna do..?" "Give 'em one."

Great scene; gotta love Clint. Oh, btw--All celebrities are not liberal, practically or otherwise; not all liberals are elitist snobs; and Eastwood is neither right-wing (he has descibed himself as politically libertarian rather than conservative) nor anti-black (assuming that's what you were implying with your "anti-white liberal" sneer)--he abhors racism of any kind. Just a thought.

[greenbay357]

I would never fuck around with that dude in real life LOL

[HUDJ0679790]

Its never a good news when he say "Give them one"...

[drnogood59]

LOL!!

"what do they want?"

"they want a car."

"what are you going to do?"

"give them one."

vvvvvvoooooooooovvvvvvoo!!!

CRASH!!!

[TheGLOCK40cal]

my cousin who is a cop says hes gonna start applying harrys methods when hes on duty & i say to him "yeah go ahead & you want have a job the next day"

[josemanuel599]

How tall is Clint?? 

[gbpackfan89]

@josemanuel599 6'4

[bodieofci5]

@josemanuel599 6'3'' officially, although imdb says 6'4''

[IIIJFRIII]

"This is my best sport jacket." lolol

[TheJadman14]

@IIIJFRIII I gotta admit that is a nice sports jacket, but then he's the only one who can pull it off...